smuft will not go to korea? - Page 4

On October 11 2003 20:59 NME wrote:
Hello.

I don't make a habit out of posting on this board, because, well... I don't really like any of you, and I think most of the stuff posted here is pretty fucking uninteresting. This post however, has made my day, my week... shit even my year.

I believe it was Brown who said "Karma is a bitch". I'd have to agree with this wholeheartedly. Karma is not just a bitch, karma is a big fat mean smelly dirty skank ho.

I haven't heard any of you mention Smuft's dubious past, nor seen the reason why he's being detained at the airport, so I'm going to jump to conclusions here based on information I've received from various sources close to our hero.

Several months, while "progaming" in Korea, Smuft had set himself up quite a little operation. This operation involved having a friend in Canada ship marijuana to his Korean friend, who'd then relay the package to Smuft, who'd sell it to anyone who wanted it. In Smuft's brilliant mind, obviously, this is fool proof and it would take an act of God to take our hero's business down. God went to work and Smuft's Korean friend got caught. Loyalty has never been one of Smuft's strong points, so his his friend selection might have also been lacking in that regard as his friend gave up Smuft's name instantly.

Smuft received a phone call from the Korean police the next day. He responded in a typically adolescent 'I've done something bad but I'm too big of a fuck up to face the consequences' kind of way. He hid out for 3 days until he finally mustered up the courage to face the music. He turned himself in, was detained for several days until finally released because, apparently, there wasn't enough evidence to convict him. The only condition was that he was not allowed to leave the country while the investigation was still ongoing.

Enter WDT. Smuft is stuck in Korea with no money? What to do, what to do?! I'll leave it up to your imagination to fill this one in.

Korean police haven't been able to gather enough evidence to arrest Smuft for a second time and Smuft is deported back to Canada. Unable to deal with his BW addiction he continues to play his favorite game, as this is his only source of amusement.

It's WCG time again and little old Smuft practices as hard as a socially retarded monstrous fuck up possibly can (which is a lot, I can tell you =]), and he annihilates the 'opposition' (and I'm using the term loosely) only to lose to Grrrr... in the finals. But second place is good enough, he thinks, and prepares for another trip to beautiful South Korea.

He arrives at Inchon (or whatever airport he arrived at) only to find out that he's being detained?! Ya, I'm sure it's "passport problems". =]

-NTT

p.s.

If anyone would like to fill in the blanks or correct mistakes I've made piecing this together from information I've received from RELIABLE sources, please don't hesitate to do so.

On October 12 2003 07:02 Element)FrEaK wrote:
Karma is actually a buddhist term that if you do good deeds, when you are reincarnated, you will be reincarnated as something good, and same goes for bad deeds.

A lot of people mix it up with "You get what you gave out" because it is, to an extent that, but not in the same way people think it is. You people are thinking more along the lines of the Pagan/Wiccan Three Fold Rule, that all negative energy you send out comes back to you three fold.

Not that it matters or anything, but figured I'd correct this.