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Asta

Germany3491 Posts

October 11 2003 10:23 GMT

#21

they could set up a computer for him at the airport and make him play via bnet or so ~~~

z7-TranCe

Canada3174 Posts

October 11 2003 10:25 GMT

#22

thats seriously not funny,weasel or not;hes canada's best imo

update!where is he?is he still at the airport ._.?

ShAsTa

Belgium2841 Posts

October 11 2003 10:43 GMT

#23

brings up memories.
remember when they dq'ed NTT cuz his train was 15min too late?

Ash

Malaysia1978 Posts

October 11 2003 10:53 GMT

#24

what's wrong with smurf? what did he do which made him cant get out from the airport?

hasuwar

7365 Posts

October 11 2003 10:56 GMT

#25

lost his passport or something

Casper...

Liberia4948 Posts

October 11 2003 11:21 GMT

#26

Boy get deport come dung inna one pants
Bruk an' have no money
but mi nuh response
No abiding city, wan pressure fi mi ranch
An' when 'im dey a foreign 'im did important
But 'im neva did a look back, neva did a glance
Neva know 'im would a tumble ova like an avalanche
Mama dung inna di hole, an' 'im don't buy her a lamp
Not a line, not a letter, nor a fifty cent stamp
Him father want a shoes an' cannot go to
When mi hear di bwoy get, yuh know mi
Send 'im back
Uncle Sam, cause 'im deh dey an' a wrong

vG.Acryl

Germany9 Posts

October 11 2003 11:28 GMT

#27

hahahahAHAHRAHRARHARHARHARHAHRAHRAHRrhARahrahra now he's sittin there. prob cryin wif em red hairs b4 = ] -

Liquid`Jinro

Sweden33719 Posts

October 11 2003 11:46 GMT

#28

Well, he did qualify fair and square for WCG, and did win TLTOUR without any cheating as well- he is good and doesn't deserve that fate.

Liquid`Jinro

Sweden33719 Posts

October 11 2003 11:46 GMT

#29

He should be made to pay back money to ret though!

NME

Netherlands2 Posts

October 11 2003 11:59 GMT

#30

Hello.

I don't make a habit out of posting on this board, because, well... I don't really like any of you, and I think most of the stuff posted here is pretty fucking uninteresting. This post however, has made my day, my week... shit even my year.

I believe it was Brown who said "Karma is a bitch". I'd have to agree with this wholeheartedly. Karma is not just a bitch, karma is a big fat mean smelly dirty skank ho.

I haven't heard any of you mention Smuft's dubious past, nor seen the reason why he's being detained at the airport, so I'm going to jump to conclusions here based on information I've received from various sources close to our hero.

Several months, while "progaming" in Korea, Smuft had set himself up quite a little operation. This operation involved having a friend in Canada ship marijuana to his Korean friend, who'd then relay the package to Smuft, who'd sell it to anyone who wanted it. In Smuft's brilliant mind, obviously, this is fool proof and it would take an act of God to take our hero's business down. God went to work and Smuft's Korean friend got caught. Loyalty has never been one of Smuft's strong points, so his his friend selection might have also been lacking in that regard as his friend gave up Smuft's name instantly.

Smuft received a phone call from the Korean police the next day. He responded in a typically adolescent 'I've done something bad but I'm too big of a fuck up to face the consequences' kind of way. He hid out for 3 days until he finally mustered up the courage to face the music. He turned himself in, was detained for several days until finally released because, apparently, there wasn't enough evidence to convict him. The only condition was that he was not allowed to leave the country while the investigation was still ongoing.

Enter WDT. Smuft is stuck in Korea with no money? What to do, what to do?! I'll leave it up to your imagination to fill this one in.

Korean police haven't been able to gather enough evidence to arrest Smuft for a second time and Smuft is deported back to Canada. Unable to deal with his BW addiction he continues to play his favorite game, as this is his only source of amusement.

It's WCG time again and little old Smuft practices as hard as a socially retarded monstrous fuck up possibly can (which is a lot, I can tell you =]), and he annihilates the 'opposition' (and I'm using the term loosely) only to lose to Grrrr... in the finals. But second place is good enough, he thinks, and prepares for another trip to beautiful South Korea.

He arrives at Inchon (or whatever airport he arrived at) only to find out that he's being detained?! Ya, I'm sure it's "passport problems". =]

-NTT

p.s.

If anyone would like to fill in the blanks or correct mistakes I've made piecing this together from information I've received from RELIABLE sources, please don't hesitate to do so.