Fox News: Truly epic lulz

On July 27 2007 15:05 Jathin wrote:
I didn't realize I was an emo bitch until Anonymous called my mom and told her

OMG THEY GET EPIC LULZ HOLY SHIT TERRORISTS

I didn't realize I was an emo bitch until Anonymous called my mom and told her

On July 27 2007 15:25 Excalibur_Z wrote:
Uh this is not Fox News, it's a local Fox affiliate station. HUGE difference.

And I saw this this morning, it was pretty funny. 4chan should not be taken seriously. They're all a bunch of retarded socially-rejected clownshoes who invent the stupidest jokes and memes on the Internet and run those lame jokes into the ground. On top of this, they have a ridiculous elitism about them where even mentioning the name of the site on the Internet is forbidden.

On July 27 2007 15:51 Larva wrote:


How does it mean that they are socially rejected if they make stupid memes?

Digg is more socially rejected, for every submitted link with a hot girl makes the top of the list of most diggs that 24 hours.

And it isn't "ridiculous elitism" for mentioning "it."

It's two rules, and it must be followed.

In b4 banned.

On July 27 2007 15:51 Larva wrote:


How does it mean that they are socially rejected if they make stupid memes?

Digg is more socially rejected, for every submitted link with a hot girl makes the top of the list of most diggs that 24 hours.

And it isn't "ridiculous elitism" for mentioning "it."

It's two rules, and it must be followed.

In b4 banned.

On July 27 2007 15:44 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
"i think theyre domestic terrorists"

*van explodes*

On July 27 2007 16:15 Pistasj wrote:
I think 4-chan is hilarious, but then again I watch anime and play gameboy

On July 27 2007 16:20 dronebabo wrote:
1 and 2
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On July 27 2007 15:28 oneofthem wrote:
who has that pic of o'reilly calling 4chan a leftwing website for cp

On July 27 2007 15:48 Zelniq wrote:
I never expected him to actually say lulz, when he got to saying "truly epic lulz" i couldnt help but burst out laughing

On July 27 2007 15:51 Larva wrote:


How does it mean that they are socially rejected if they make stupid memes?

Digg is more socially rejected, for every submitted link with a hot girl makes the top of the list of most diggs that 24 hours.

And it isn't "ridiculous elitism" for mentioning "it."

It's two rules, and it must be followed.

In b4 banned.

On July 27 2007 16:05 oshibori_probe wrote:
The Harry Potter spoiling is funny. If Harry Potter is important to you, then you go to the midnight release, get the book, go home, and finish it before noon. They are just spoiling it for the people who dont really care, and a few retards I guess.

On July 27 2007 17:30 Dahlia... wrote:
they bleeped "Dumbledoor"

On July 27 2007 17:06 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
"epic lulz" lool

On July 27 2007 18:17 MadNeSs wrote:
I know i'm probably gonna be called a noob now, but twhat the hell is 4chan? I figure it's some kinda website...

On July 27 2007 21:06 fight_or_flight wrote:
Ha ha

fox > 4chan

On July 27 2007 21:12 MadNeSs wrote:


Oh, its a hentai site, why didn't u just tell me?

On July 27 2007 21:21 ManaBlue wrote:
What local station aired this?

I can't believe this was put on tv.

On July 28 2007 00:30 TheMusiC wrote:
that guy is known now on /b/

they know his name, address, emails, and phone number, among other things.

the site shown in the vid was actually 420chan, not 4chan. LA's foxnews message boards got brought down by 420 and 7chan already lol

On July 27 2007 17:30 Dahlia... wrote:
they bleeped "Dumbledoor"

On July 27 2007 15:22 .kaz wrote:
Hahahaha.

On July 30 2007 02:06 Scorpion wrote:
The Harry Potter spoiling was actually done by Ebaumsworld. The guys wore suits and fros and used a megaphone to scream out spoilers.

... POOL'S CLOSED!

On July 30 2007 05:08 Funchucks wrote:


Is there any way in which the Ebaumsworld people aren't complete and utter dicks?

On July 30 2007 15:56 evanthebouncy! wrote:
Wait 4chan has an /i/ board? I nver found it...

On July 30 2007 16:05 Mickey wrote:

That was the /i/ board from http://www.420chan.org/.

On July 30 2007 01:59 FrozenArbiter wrote:
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I have to ask; this was a spoof right? I mean FOX was making a comedy segment, right? They weren't actually being serious, riiiiight!?

This brightened up a horrible day rofl.

On July 30 2007 20:02 Scorpion wrote:


Fail
+ Show Spoiler +

On July 30 2007 20:24 mahnini wrote:

Hey newfag. Stop bumping this retarded thread and trying to tell people it's ebaums. Thanks to your constant newfag bumping, everyone on TL and their mother now knows its 4chan.

If you were a true anon, you would not go around posting memes all over the fucking place, if you were true anon you would learn to lurk the fuck moar and keep your newfag mouth shut. So for God's sake can we close this fucking thread so we can stop the fucking /b/ memes all over TL from faggots that think taking memes from another site and pasting them here is cool.

Also, Rules 1 and 2 faggots.

On July 30 2007 20:30 Scorpion wrote:


It is ebaums; you just said it was 4chan; if you read through the thread, you'd know a lot more people said it was 4chan(when in fact is was 420chan); contradiction is you; rule 1 and 2 only applies to a certain board.

gtfo, you disappoint anon.

On July 30 2007 20:30 Scorpion wrote:


It is ebaums; you just said it was 4chan; if you read through the thread, you'd know a lot more people said it was 4chan(when in fact is was 420chan); contradiction is you; rule 1 and 2 only applies to a certain board.

gtfo, you disappoint anon.

On July 30 2007 20:35 CTStalker wrote:
this isn't 4chan, shut the fuck up with the rules. jesus fuck

On July 30 2007 20:33 mahnini wrote:

Hey newfag, thanks for breaking more 1 and 2. I guess you wouldn't understand them since those rules where created specifically to keep idiots like you away from /b/.

Edit: You also understand that if someone from /b/ found other boards "stealing" their memes they would raid immediately right? I didn't think so.

On July 30 2007 20:49 .kaz wrote:
How is this thread supposed to die when you keep bumping it?
Sweet jesus, now even I'm a hypocrite.

On July 30 2007 21:08 Scorpion wrote:
Methinks this dog is cute.

On July 30 2007 21:08 Scorpion wrote:
Methinks this thread went to hell.

On July 30 2007 21:08 Scorpion wrote:
RAWR ARF ARF

Scorpian said

Dog breeds

Dogs have been bred into an amazing variety of shapes, colors and sizes. Variation can be wide even within a breed, as with these Cavalier King Charles Spaniels.There are numerous dog breeds, with over 800 being recognized by various kennel clubs worldwide. As all dog breeds have been derived from mixed-breed dog populations, the term "purebred" has meaning only with respect to a certain number of generations. Many dogs, especially outside the United States of America and Western Europe, belong to no recognized breed A few basic breed types have evolved gradually during the domesticated dog's relationship with humans over the last 10,000 or more years, but most modern breeds are of relatively recent derivation. Many of these are the product of a deliberate process of artificial selection. Because of this, some breeds are highly specialized, and there is extraordinary morphological diversity across different breeds. Despite these differences, dogs are able to distinguish dogs from other kinds of animal.

The definition of a dog breed is a matter of some controversy. Depending on the size of the original founding population, closed gene pool breeds can have problems with inbreeding, specifically due to founder effect. Dog breeders are increasingly aware of the importance of population genetics and of maintaining diverse gene pools. Health testing and new DNA tests can help avoid problems, by providing a replacement for natural selection. Without selection, inbreeding and closed gene pools can increase the risk of severe health or behavioral problems. Some organizations define a breed more loosely, such that an individual may be considered of one breed as long as 75% of its parentage is of that breed. These considerations affect both pets and the show dogs entered in dog shows. Even prize-winning purebred dogs sometimes possess crippling genetic defects due to founder effect or inbreeding.[41] These problems are not limited to purebred dogs and can affect cross-breed populations.[42] The behavior and appearance of a dog of a particular breed can be predicted fairly accurately, while mixed-breed dogs show a broader range of innovative appearance and behavior.


This puppy is a mix of many breeds.In February 2004, the Canine Studies Institute in Aurora, Ohio, arranged recognized breeds of dogs into ten categories.

Mixed-breed dogs or Mongrels are dogs that do not belong to specific breeds, being mixtures more than two in variant percentages. Mixed breeds, or dogs with no purebred ancestry, are not inherently "better" or "worse" than purebred dogs as companions, pets, working dogs, or competitors in dog sports. Sometimes mixed-breed dogs are deliberately bred, for example, the Cockapoo, a mixture of Cocker Spaniel and Miniature Poodle. These are known as cross-breeds. Such deliberate crosses may display some degree of hybrid vigor and other desirable traits, but may or may not inherit any of the desired traits of their parents, such as temperament or a particular color or coat. Without genetic testing of the parents, the crosses can end up inheriting genetic defects that occur in both parental breeds. Deliberately crossing two or more breeds is also a manner of establishing new breeds.

On July 30 2007 21:08 Scorpion wrote:
Methinks this thread went to hell.

On July 30 2007 21:08 Scorpion wrote:
WEEE
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On July 30 2007 21:13 dronebabo wrote:

are we gay? FUCKING DO IT

On July 30 2007 20:30 Scorpion wrote:


arf arf

Scorpion said
What the hell just happened to these rabies?

There is no known cure for symptomatic rabies, but it can be prevented by vaccination, both in humans and other animals. Virtually every infection with rabies was a death sentence, until Louis Pasteur and Emile Roux developed the first rabies vaccination in 1885. This vaccine was first used on a human on July 6, 1885 – nine-year old boy Joseph Meister (1876–1940) had been mauled by a rabid dog.[2] [3]

Their vaccine consisted of a sample of the virus harvested from infected (and necessarily dead) rabbits, which was weakened by allowing it to dry. Similar nerve tissue-derived vaccines are still used now in some countries, and while they are much cheaper than modern cell culture vaccines, they are not as effective and carry a certain risk of neurological complications.

The human diploid cell rabies vaccine (H.D.C.V.) was started in 1967. Human diploid cell rabies vaccines are made using the attenuated Pitman-Moore L503 strain of the virus. Human diploid cell rabies vaccines have been given to more than 1.5 million humans as of 2006. Newer and less expensive purified chicken embryo cell vaccine, and purified Vero cell rabies vaccine are now available. The purified Vero cell rabies vaccine uses the attenuated Wistar strain of the rabies virus, and uses the Vero cell line as its host.


[edit] Post-exposure prophylaxis
Treatment after exposure, known as post-exposure prophylaxis or "P.E.P.", is highly successful in preventing the disease if administered promptly, within fourteen days after infection. The first step is immediately washing the wound with soap and water, which is very effective at reducing the number of viral particles. In the United States, patients receive one dose of immunoglobulin and five doses of rabies vaccine over a twenty-eight day period. One-half the dose of immunoglobulin is injected in the region of the bite, if possible, with the remainder injected intramuscularly away from the bite. This is much less painful compared with administering immunoglobulin through the abdominal wall with a large needle, which is how it was done in the past. The first dose of rabies vaccine is given as soon as possible after exposure, with additional doses on days three, seven, fourteen, and twenty-eight after the first. Patients that have previously received pre-exposure vaccination do not receive the immunoglobulin, only the post-exposure vaccinations. Since the widespread vaccination of domestic dogs and cats and the development of effective human vaccines and immunoglobulin treatments, the number of recorded deaths in the U.S. from rabies has dropped from one hundred or more annually in the early twentieth century, to 1–2 per year, mostly caused by bat bites, which may go unnoticed by the victim and hence untreated.

P.E.P. is effective in treating rabies because the virus must travel from the site of infection through the peripheral nervous system (nerves in the body) before infecting the central nervous system (brain and spinal cord) and glands to cause lethal damage. This travel along the nerves is usually slow enough that vaccine and immunoglobulin can be administered to protect the brain and glands from infection. The amount of time this travel requires is dependent on how far the infected area is from the brain: if the victim is bitten in the face, for example, the time between initial infection and infection of the brain is very short and P.E.P. may not be successful.


[edit] Pre-exposure prophylaxis
Currently pre-exposure immunization has been used on domesticated and normal non-human populations. In many jurisdictions, domestic dogs, cats, and ferrets are required to be vaccinated. A pre-exposure vaccination is also available for humans, most commonly given to veterinarians and those traveling to regions where the disease is common, such as India. Most tourists do not need such a vaccination, just those doing substantial non-urban activities. However, should a vaccinated human be bitten by a carrier, failure to receive subsequent post-exposure treatment could be fatal, although post-exposure treatment for a vaccinated human is far less extensive than which would normally be required by one with no pre-exposure vaccination.

In 1984 researchers at the Wistar Institute developed a recombinant vaccine called V-RG by inserting the glycoprotein gene from rabies into a vaccinia virus.[3] The V-RG vaccine has since been commercialised by Merial under the trademark Raboral. It is harmless to humans and has been shown to be safe for various species of animals that might accidentally encounter it in the wild, including birds (gulls, hawks, and owls).[4]

V-RG has been successfully used in the field in Belgium, France, and the United States to prevent outbreaks of rabies in wildlife. The virus is stable under relatively high temperatures and can be delivered orally, making mass vaccination of wildlife possible by putting it in tasty baits. The plan for immunization of normal populations involves dropping bait containing food wrapped around a small dose of the live virus. The bait would be dropped by helicopter concentrating on areas that have not been infected yet. Just such a strategy of oral immunization of foxes in Europe has already achieved substantial reductions in the incidence of human rabies. A strategy of vaccinating "neighborhood dogs" in Jaipur, India, (combined with a sterilization program) has also resulted in a large reduction in the number of human cases.[5]


[edit] Induced coma treatment
Main article: Jeanna Giese
In 2005, the case of Jeanna Giese, a girl of 15 who survived acute, unvaccinated rabies was reported, indicating the successful treatment of rabies through induction of a coma.[6] This treatment approach was based on the theory that rabies' detrimental effects were caused by temporary dysfunctions of the brain, and that the induction of a coma, by producing a temporary partial stop in brain function, would protect the brain from damage while the body built up an immune response to the virus. After thirty-one days of isolation and seventy-six days of hospitalization, she was released from the hospital, having survived rabies. Later attempts to use the same treatment have failed.

The primary care physician in this case published in the April 2007 issue of Scientific Amerícan.[7] He notes that subsequent failures of what he calls the Milwaukee protocol did not use the cocktail of drugs used during the treatment. A point he makes for future research is the relationship of the virus to depletion of biopterin in the brain.

On July 30 2007 21:16 Scorpion wrote:
I did not post all of those things :/ BECAUSE I LIKE MEN.

On July 30 2007 21:15 mahnini wrote:

YES SIR.

On July 30 2007 21:22 Scorpion wrote:


DON'T WANT BECAUSE I LIKE MEN

On July 30 2007 21:38 Flying_Llama wrote:
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EDIT: OH SHIT!!! I JUST GOT HACKED FOR LULZ