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http://slumz.boxden.com/f610/ohio-tattoo-artist-sued-after-he-inks-giant-turd-onto-his-ex-girlfriend-s-back-1659082/
Link might be nsfw due to the comment section. (just a bunch of swearing)
When Rosie Brovent of Dayton, Ohio, went to get a tattoo from her ex-boyfriend Ryan Fitzgerald, she wanted a scene from Narnia, but said it was up to Fitzgerald to design the look of the tattoo. What Brovent ended up with was a giant full back tattoo of a steaming pile of !!.
![[image loading]](http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvbsy6kQDk1qzozj1.jpg)
This is just one epic revenge story.
Lesson of the day
Don't get a tattoo from your ex. Especially, if you were sleeping around with their best friend.
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LMAO. All i have to say..
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Well that's an interesting turd of events.
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What an asshole, laser removal is expensive.
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Umm...wow. He's a tool and she's an idiot.
EDIT: Grammar
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On November 30 2011 17:26 Newbistic wrote:
Well that's an interesting turd of events.
Oh wow. Clever! Turd of events.
Nice one dude
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Laser removal is not only expensive, it leaves visible damage and it's ungodly painfull.
Basically he just threw acid on her back and for some reason people think it's hilarious.
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On November 30 2011 17:26 Newbistic wrote:
Well that's an interesting turd of events.
ROFL laughing my ass off as i type this, idk if it's cuz im tired but i've been laughing for minutes. So good =')
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What an asshole and what a bitch. Little bit extreme for cheating on him. Hilarious either way.
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This is beyond fucked up man...How could someone ever do this to another human. I agree the girl is stupid for going to her ex for the tattoo but still...c'mon man
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On November 30 2011 17:30 zalz wrote:
Laser removal is not only expensive, it leaves visible damage and it's ungodly painfull.
Basically he just threw acid on her back and for some reason people think it's hilarious.
yeah i know it's so fun when your girlfriend has sex with other guys behind your back i mean what guy wouldn't want that?
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I don't think she's gonna be too poopular with the men now.
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I don't know who's side to take on this one... who's dumb enough to get a tattoo with the instructions "at artist discretion" from an ex who you cheated on with his best friend?
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Epic LOL. She was dumb enough to deserve it.
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That looks kinda like narnia to me. what a shit movie
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How did this dude keep a straight face throughout this? I think I would burst out laughing part way through this.
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
thank you TL. you sure know how to make my day 
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A little extreme, but I've seen worse.
He shouldn't really have done that, but on the other hand, did the girl expect him to not care about what she did ?
But still...Hahaha ^^
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On November 30 2011 17:37 gogogadgetflow wrote:
That looks kinda like narnia to me. what a shit movie
Oh my.. This is golden. LOL
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On November 30 2011 17:34 Silidons wrote:Show nested quote +On November 30 2011 17:30 zalz wrote:
Laser removal is not only expensive, it leaves visible damage and it's ungodly painfull.
Basically he just threw acid on her back and for some reason people think it's hilarious. yeah i know it's so fun when your girlfriend has sex with other guys behind your back i mean what guy wouldn't want that?
It might be a difficult concept to grasp but women aren't your property. You don't exactly get to 'discipline' them when you feel they walk out of line.
People get cheated on every day. People need to stop making it out to be the end of the fucking world and justification for anything from angry facebook messages to murder suicide.
This kind of stuff seems right at home in Afghanistan, not so much in a first world country.
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On November 30 2011 17:39 Grettin wrote:Show nested quote +On November 30 2011 17:37 gogogadgetflow wrote:
That looks kinda like narnia to me. what a shit movie Oh my.. This is golden. LOL
ROFL.. ohh good God.. that was pure awesomeness
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It's too funny for me to feel sorry for the girl. I know I should at least a little.
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That's definitely not funny even if I had to smirk too when I saw the tattoo.
How would you guys feel if you broke up with your gf and as revenge she destroys your car or like in this case scars your body.
I hope the fact that she said the design is up to him won't save him from punishment.
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I guess she's all ass now.
lol.
greatest article ever.
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Funny as this is I hope she wins the lawsuit and she sues the tatoo parlor and wins as well.
She may have cheated, but he's disfigured her permenatly for the rest of her life now. He'll get over her cheating on him eventually, but she'll have this or the scars from removal for the rest of her life. This is like the guy in afghanistan who threw acid on a woman's face for something similar or w/e it is.
“he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo”
This right her (at least in canada) pretty much makes the contract she signed null and void to. You cannot sign a contract while intoxicated, not to mention you're not allowed to draw a tatoo on an intoxicated person so the shop will be facing some fines to.
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On November 30 2011 17:41 zalz wrote:Show nested quote +On November 30 2011 17:34 Silidons wrote:On November 30 2011 17:30 zalz wrote:
Laser removal is not only expensive, it leaves visible damage and it's ungodly painfull.
Basically he just threw acid on her back and for some reason people think it's hilarious. yeah i know it's so fun when your girlfriend has sex with other guys behind your back i mean what guy wouldn't want that? It might be a difficult concept to grasp but women aren't your property. You don't exactly get to 'discipline' them when you feel they walk out of line. People get cheated on every day. People need to stop making it out to be the end of the fucking world and justification for anything from angry facebook messages to murder suicide. This kind of stuff seems right at home in Afghanistan, not so much in a first world country.
Well then what's wrong with exercising "artist's discretion" now? All is fair, in love and war! And true, Narnia is a shit movie, so he only kept to his part of the deal LOL
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On November 30 2011 17:37 gogogadgetflow wrote:
That looks kinda like narnia to me. what a shit movie
Give this guy a medal.
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On November 30 2011 17:44 Joefish wrote:
That's definitely not funny even if I had to smirk too when I saw the tattoo.
How would you guys feel if you broke up with your gf and as revenge she destroys your car or like in this case scars your body.
I hope the fact that she said the design is up to him won't save him from punishment.
edit: apparently fake
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For those talking shit about the guy who did it:
How stupid do you have to be to go to an ex to get a tattoo. I mean that's one of those situations where she was asking for trouble. Sure he shouldn't have done it... but she should have used her head a little bit.
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Girls who cheat and get caught normally get away with it way more often than guys who cheat and get caught. Glad he did it, altho glad he will probably have to pay for the removal too.
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So... he handles being broken up with getting a bulletproof assault case thrown against himself, good job you moron
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On November 30 2011 17:45 Agent Smith wrote:Show nested quote +On November 30 2011 17:41 zalz wrote:On November 30 2011 17:34 Silidons wrote:On November 30 2011 17:30 zalz wrote:
Laser removal is not only expensive, it leaves visible damage and it's ungodly painfull.
Basically he just threw acid on her back and for some reason people think it's hilarious. yeah i know it's so fun when your girlfriend has sex with other guys behind your back i mean what guy wouldn't want that? It might be a difficult concept to grasp but women aren't your property. You don't exactly get to 'discipline' them when you feel they walk out of line. People get cheated on every day. People need to stop making it out to be the end of the fucking world and justification for anything from angry facebook messages to murder suicide. This kind of stuff seems right at home in Afghanistan, not so much in a first world country. Well then what's wrong with exercising "artist's discretion" now? All is fair, in love and war! And true, Narnia is a shit movie, so he only kept to his part of the deal LOL
I agree with zalz here, while it could be amusing, the ordeals this lady will have to go through to remove it removes any type of humour for me. Acting out of spite when this can cause permanent damage to the body is just ridiculous and this type of behaviour should not be tolerated.
Edit: fake? Wow. >_>
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On November 30 2011 17:44 Joefish wrote:
That's definitely not funny even if I had to smirk too when I saw the tattoo.
How would you guys feel if you broke up with your gf and as revenge she destroys your car or like in this case scars your body.
I hope the fact that she said the design is up to him won't save him from punishment.
Except your example isn't that accurate. For it to be accurate you would have to put your car in HER driveway for the night and THEN she keys it.
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On November 30 2011 17:37 gogogadgetflow wrote:
That looks kinda like narnia to me. what a shit movie
Agreed , also it kinda seems fake ( see 3 post above ).
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Lookie here, anyone confirm what's true...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/poop-tattoo-story-is-crap-8764319
That Viral Story About The Poor Woman Stuck With The Poop Tattoo? Sorry, It’s Totally Full Of Crap.
That viral story about the Ohio man who purportedly tattooed a pile of excrement on the back of his wayward girlfriend?
Fake. Fake. Fake.
As the fable goes, “Rossie Brovent” was expecting her boyfriend, “Ryan L. Fitzjerald,” to ink a scene from “Narnia” on her back. Instead, having found out that “Rossie” had cheated on him, a vindictive “Fitzjerald” retaliated by delivering a tattoo of a steaming, swirly pile of excrement encircled by several flies.
“Rossie” claimed “Fitzgerald” tricked her into drinking a bottle of “cheap wine” and tequila shots, which incapacitated her for most of the time it took him to ink the tattoo.
According to the story--which is accompanied by a photo of the purported tattoo--“Brovent” this month filed a $100,000 civil lawsuit against “Fitzjerald.” The former couple are described as “trailer park residents” from Dayton in the story.
As seen above, the photo appears legitimate. In fact, it first surfaced online about 18 months ago as part of a “Worst Tattoo of the Day” post on the blog I Am Bored.
The image reappeared this week--complete with a backstory about the fractured love of “Rossie” and “Ryan”--on a sketchy “weird news” web site that appears to be dedicated to ginning up its Googe AdSense impressions.
A review of court indices, of course, shows no such civil complaint has ever been filed (either in federal or state court) by “Brovent.” James Druber, administrator of the Montgomery County Common Pleas Court (where Dayton residents file their six-figure complaints), said that he had heard nothing about the purported tattoo lawsuit.
Additionally, a review of the Nexis database turns up no “Rossie Brovent,” or, in fact, anyone with that surname. And a search for “Ryan Fitzjerald” (with or without the middle initial “L”) turns up nobody with that name.
Records for Dayton and Montgomery County show no evidence that “Fitzjerald” (or “Fitzgerald”) has been licensed as a tattoo parlor operator or employee, according to Alan Pierce, an official with the Public Health department.
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On November 30 2011 17:44 Joefish wrote:
That's definitely not funny even if I had to smirk too when I saw the tattoo.
How would you guys feel if you broke up with your gf and as revenge she destroys your car or like in this case scars your body.
I hope the fact that she said the design is up to him won't save him from punishment.
I would hope I felt terrible enough about cheating that I'd feel I deserved some kind of punishment.
Both are in the wrong. The guy moreso I guess, but as far as I'm concerned cheating isn't remotely acceptable either, even if it is legal.
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If she wanted a tattoo in the first place, its pretty easy to do another one on top of it... Less painful and complicated than removing it.
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Why would you get a tattoo from your ex? I don't even...
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LOL what an asshole. I wonder how he could keep being serious during the whole process.
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I dont care if this is fake, there is still some tard with a giant pile of crap on their back..lol
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Goddamnit, has TL turned into a two day old rehash of the reddit front page?
Also this story is fake.
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