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I've been googling this for about 3 mins and the closest thing I saw was rectal prolapse... but this looks nothing like that.
So after a long night of sc and maybe a cool down hour of me2 I sat down to bed. But while lying down I fealt something wierd pressing against my underwear. Upon closer investigation I realized that I had what looked like a colorless rat tail protruding from my anus.
The first thing that came into my head was that horrid story of the dude whose guts got ripped out of his ass while he was rubbing his anus up against the sucking part of the swimming pool. But of course I haven't been engaging in any anal activites like that whatsoever (aside from pooping) making it completely confusing why I have this 2 in. gooey wormy entity flopping around.
So as I already mentioned, I spent some time googleing key words like "anus" "guts" "intestine" and "out" and I found nothing helpful.
Im not sure whether I should call the emergency room. It's pretty late and I have class tomorow... so maybe I'll just stay up and watch proleuge while I wait for some advice from my most trusted internet source. GOGO MBC!
EDIT: It smells like a cross between very stinky cherry tea and aged nasty rubber gloves.
EDIT2: AHHH I SQUEZZED PART OF IT REALLY HARD AND IT JUST EXPLODED OFF!
EDIT3: Finally braved up enough to start tugging, came out pretty easily. GG worm. Now I'm off to sell you to the chicks on my floor who are attempting to keep their weight down
Pic (will it be any worse then those vagina photos from a week ago?):
+ Show Spoiler +this came out of my butt ![[image loading]](http://oi54.tinypic.com/kbax6u.jpg)
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On February 21 2011 18:04 puppykiller wrote:
The first thing that came into my head was that horrid story of the dude whose guts got ripped out of his ass while he was rubbing his anus up against the sucking part of the swimming pool.
If I'm not mistaken that story was completely fabricated and never actually happened. Got nothing on the problems with your anus though, as you'd be better off going to a doctor than asking people on the internet for help.
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United Kingdom3685 Posts
Tapeworm?
Whatever it is, I can't believe you're so calm about it. I'd get it checked out ASAP.
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Ahh I remember that story!
This may have been something that came from the fabric of your underwear. I really have no idea here. I think the best idea is just to go to the doctor. It may have had something to do with how intensely you were playing starcraft. If you have ever been to a boot camp or done intense physical training of any sort then you'll notice that your body has to adjust to the stress. So you won't poop for like a week or so.
I hope its that simple!
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It's a tapeworm! Have you eaten anything undercooked or foreign? Tapeworms aren't life-threatening, they are like pets that you don't have to worry about feeding. Best to get it checked out! Not an emergency room thing, just get an appointment and he'll give you some good ol' fashioned pills to kill that little devil off.
Assuming you're not trolling us. And if you are, good show.
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strange thread. sounds to me like you have a case of 'roids.
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sounds like tapeworm
some mediation should take care of it very quickly
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hmm i looked at some pictures of tapeworms and it looks pretty similar. However this would be very strange since I dont eat meat.
I am afraid to yank it out. I am confused as to why it wants to leave my anus so badly.
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On February 21 2011 18:18 Cambium wrote:
sounds like tapeworm
some mediation should take care of it very quickly
Hahahaha yeah man this sounds like a time-share deal gone wrong and in need of a good long sit down before resulting to professional assistance!
In all seriousness, go see a doc.
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Definitely go and see a doctor about that ASAP. It's a good thing that you're not freaked out by it, but you should take things like this very seriously. It's about your well-being, afterall.
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On February 21 2011 18:09 SolHeiM wrote:Show nested quote +On February 21 2011 18:04 puppykiller wrote:
The first thing that came into my head was that horrid story of the dude whose guts got ripped out of his ass while he was rubbing his anus up against the sucking part of the swimming pool.
If I'm not mistaken that story was completely fabricated and never actually happened. Got nothing on the problems with your anus though, as you'd be better off going to a doctor than asking people on the internet for help.
Well, yeah. It was written by Chuck Palahniuk.
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On February 21 2011 18:32 Binky1842 wrote:tapeworm from spike tvahhh! ahhhhhhhh!! get that shit taken care of nowwww
omg this is probably why ive been sleeping more then ive been awake these last three days! Still it makes no sense that I have this as I don't eat meat. Btw if I yank it out I'll upload pics before I try to sell it.
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Tapeworm. Go get some medication its actually no big deal even if its gross.
DONT FUCKING PULL IT OUT, they attach to your intestinal wall and you'll tear that shit and bleed everywhere! The medication dissolves their heads and then youll just shit it out.
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new pony meme:
SOMETHING STICKING OUT OF MY ASS
BLOG ABOUT IT
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did you try pooping/pulling it out yet?
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On February 21 2011 18:10 Sayle wrote:
Tapeworm?
Whatever it is, I can't believe you're so calm about it. I'd get it checked out ASAP.
What it sounds like to me. Trust, you'd know if you had rectal prolapse. If it is tapeworms, check your pets, cook your meat really well, and use good hand hygiene. DON'T PULL IT OUT! See a doctor, preferably now.
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Probably a tapeworm, no big deal just shit it out.
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This thread needs more pictures !
I mean seriously, the best way for us to help you is that you tell us if it looks like this
+ Show Spoiler +
or this :
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edit : spoilered the images. at the meantime why would you open a blog called "something coming out of my anus?" when you're eating :p
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On February 21 2011 19:35 endy wrote:
This thread needs more pictures !
OH GOD
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The tapeworms get into human body through food, especially red meat. Animals such as cow, pig, sheep, goat get tapeworms in their body through consumption of grass that is infected with tapeworms. Improper cooking of meat do not kill the worm and thus get transmitted into human body. Tapeworms are at times fatal. Tapeworms are gotten by getting the eggs into your mouth. Children playing in dirt usually get them if they don''t wash their hands before eating....
or even just in the water.
Tapeworms are somewhat dangerous, and difficult to get rid of. Symptoms may include headaches, minor seizures, craving for sugar, confusion, constant hunger, nausea and weight loss. Tapeworms are very harmful as they take all the nourishment from the body and inhibit the proper functioning of digestive enzymes. One of the most obvious signs is seeing a thin, black worm in the toilet after you go to the bathroom. It can come out alive or dead. Sometimes there are no symptoms, but if someone eats a lot and...
Also if you have pets. You can obviously get them from those.
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On February 21 2011 19:35 endy wrote:This thread needs more pictures ! I mean seriously, the best way for us to help you is that you tell us if it looks like this + Show Spoiler +or this : + Show Spoiler +edit : spoilered the images. at the meantime why would you open a blog called "something coming out of my anus?" when you're eating :p
this:
+ Show Spoiler +
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On February 21 2011 19:39 puppykiller wrote:Show nested quote +On February 21 2011 19:35 endy wrote:This thread needs more pictures ! I mean seriously, the best way for us to help you is that you tell us if it looks like this + Show Spoiler +or this : + Show Spoiler +edit : spoilered the images. at the meantime why would you open a blog called "something coming out of my anus?" when you're eating :p this: + Show Spoiler +
oh, thats a lemon.
you'll want to remove it from your ass.
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
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I demand a picture of your anus with the exploded worm tail sticking out.
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dear lord ... I was staring at the thread title for 10 seconds thinking "should I?"
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Croatia5282 Posts
Fuck you
go see a doctor, this is fucking gross................... I can't believe you actually blogged this instead of rushing to the doctor.
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On February 21 2011 20:43 niteReloaded wrote:
Fuck you
go see a doctor, this is fucking gross................... I can't believe you actually blogged this instead of rushing to the doctor.
Yeah what the fuck op?
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