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Waxangel
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
United States33584 Posts
January 28 2004 20:47 GMT
#1
what is your shoe size!
AdministratorHey HP can you redo everything youve ever done because i have a small complaint?
Legionnaire
Profile Joined January 2003
Australia4514 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-01-28 20:56:16
January 28 2004 20:53 GMT
#2
okay for this week we are looking at the age old question of "what is legions shoe size"

now this covers a lot of complex issues and may be difficult for you younglings to understand. but bare with me and i shall guide you through to the correct answer.

Now lets begin shall we?

First waxy, your asking the wrong question, you see it shouldn't be "what is legions shoe size" it should be "how many zerg hatcheries can fit within the size of legions shoe" and as you can see if you phrase the question correctly like that the answer is almost self explantory!

Now each hatchery is 36 times the size of a zergling, 9 times the size of an ultra and as tall as 4 hydras. Now excluding osmosis and radiational effects of the solar flares this would mean that exactly 4.6 hatcheries could fit within my shoe.

For those who couldn't quite follow that (me included) its (takes a quick look)
US 12
UK 11
EUR 46
or 30 cm

Now i hope this has helped you in your endevours of building hatcheries in ppls shoes, for we all know it is a criticial aspect of all things starcraft.

May the foot odours be pleasent and the hatcheries be with you.

Tune in again next week when we talk about how many zerglings can fit in your handbag.
My hope is one day stupid people will feel the same pain when they talk, as the pain the rest of us feel when we hear them. Twitter: @Legionnaire_au
Pringles
Profile Joined January 2004
United States11 Posts
January 28 2004 23:36 GMT
#3
- -v
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JudasT
Profile Joined January 2003
Spain2226 Posts
January 29 2004 00:03 GMT
#4
Leg That post was really funny LMAO

BTW you've got 2 big feet !. You can stand and sleep a little bit
Taking the time to have simple fun everyday is a must for a happy life.
PunkSkeleton
Profile Joined January 2003
Poland226 Posts
January 29 2004 01:47 GMT
#5
Gosu answer
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
January 29 2004 04:02 GMT
#6
If you had zerglings in your handbag you'd be a bloody mess every time you reached for a few dollars O_o
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
x[ReaPeR]x
Profile Joined February 2003
United States3447 Posts
January 29 2004 04:27 GMT
#7
Nice.
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Dave[9]
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States2365 Posts
January 29 2004 07:03 GMT
#8
then how many Xel`naga temples can you fit then?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=104154&currentpage=316#6317
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
January 29 2004 16:00 GMT
#9
haha leg is so awesome.
amat
Profile Joined October 2002
United States1788 Posts
January 29 2004 17:18 GMT
#10
On January 29 2004 05:53 Legionnaire wrote:

Tune in again next week when we talk about how many zerglings can fit in your handbag.

I already firgured this out: Not enough
Proud Mensrea No-Prize Winner. Click the Banner Ads. I would keep a lamer list, but I love you all.
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
January 29 2004 18:15 GMT
#11
On January 30 2004 02:18 amat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 29 2004 05:53 Legionnaire wrote:

Tune in again next week when we talk about how many zerglings can fit in your handbag.

I already firgured this out: Not enough


Even a few beats good old pepper spray tho --;
ModeratorFather of bunnies
amat
Profile Joined October 2002
United States1788 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-01-29 18:32:02
January 29 2004 18:26 GMT
#12
On January 30 2004 03:15 ToKoreaWithLove wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 30 2004 02:18 amat wrote:
On January 29 2004 05:53 Legionnaire wrote:

Tune in again next week when we talk about how many zerglings can fit in your handbag.

I already firgured this out: Not enough


Even a few beats good old pepper spray tho --;

All I want is to over-throw a small Carribean island (Aruba would be great) with a pocketbook full of zerglings; is that too much to ask? I would give you a free suite at the Marriot
Proud Mensrea No-Prize Winner. Click the Banner Ads. I would keep a lamer list, but I love you all.
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
January 29 2004 19:47 GMT
#13
On January 30 2004 03:26 amat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 30 2004 03:15 ToKoreaWithLove wrote:
On January 30 2004 02:18 amat wrote:
On January 29 2004 05:53 Legionnaire wrote:

Tune in again next week when we talk about how many zerglings can fit in your handbag.

I already firgured this out: Not enough


Even a few beats good old pepper spray tho --;

All I want is to over-throw a small Carribean island (Aruba would be great) with a pocketbook full of zerglings; is that too much to ask? I would give you a free suite at the Marriot


I think we have a romantic deal
ModeratorFather of bunnies
surv
Profile Joined November 2002
Belgium337 Posts
January 29 2004 23:07 GMT
#14
On January 30 2004 04:47 ToKoreaWithLove wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 30 2004 03:26 amat wrote:
On January 30 2004 03:15 ToKoreaWithLove wrote:
On January 30 2004 02:18 amat wrote:
On January 29 2004 05:53 Legionnaire wrote:

Tune in again next week when we talk about how many zerglings can fit in your handbag.

I already firgured this out: Not enough


Even a few beats good old pepper spray tho --;

All I want is to over-throw a small Carribean island (Aruba would be great) with a pocketbook full of zerglings; is that too much to ask? I would give you a free suite at the Marriot


I think we have a romantic deal

count me in :p
Team anSWers
proefkonijntje
Profile Joined March 2003
Netherlands92 Posts
February 01 2004 21:10 GMT
#15
unable to post new topics so i end up pasting my question at the end of this which seemed remarkably appropriate.
it are questions that i c hope legion will answer when he starts his strategy analysis.

i am wondering about the motives which drive protoss players in PvT games to take certain actions.

how do the different protoss openings relate to the midgame they have in mind?

when do they expand(what triggers this)? and what is their motive for the positions they chose to expand too. (not always their natural) but for example the 3 when starting at 12 or vice versa.

what makes them storm a push that has not yet reached a critical point?

why do they opt to expand to island locations at some points?

what triggers stargates?

what are terran tactics that irritate you most?

everyone's thought are welcome ofcourse. i think some of these have easy answers i can come up with a few but i hope there will be some surprising things in your replies.

know your enemy you know.
escaped from the science facility
GoSexyPerli
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1072 Posts
February 10 2004 10:39 GMT
#16
--- Nuked ---
My whole existence is flawed.
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
February 10 2004 14:26 GMT
#17
legionnaire is one of a kind
AUSSIESCUM
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RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13358 Posts
February 10 2004 16:24 GMT
#18
Which is why we kicked him out of the country.
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
Mydnyte
Profile Joined October 2003
3306 Posts
February 12 2004 14:36 GMT
#19
lol wtf
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