New Year's Stream Marathon

I played some toss player from Estonia. He went 8-gate and played all turtley and shit so it took me 27 minutes to kill his ass because he was being a fucktard.

The guy went 12 hatch vs my 9pool, got boned in the butt.

So I played some cuntmuffin Terran bitch and saw he went 1-base, 2 rax + gas, so I was going to go speedlings, but then I decided to go hydra in the middle of the fucking game for no reason, and it ended up raping his buttocks off of his body.

Some Russian got lucky cuz he did some weird-ass build and I was trying to be all kawaii and shit and make mutalisx so he pulled my pants down and had his way with me and I demanded a rematch or I would fucking punch his cat in the head.

The Russian sisterfucker rematched me and did some 3 gate proxy thing that made no sense, but I slapped him in the face with my burrito and he got humiliated and jumped off a cliff and died and came back to life and then died again.

I have no memory of this game

I played the guy from game 6, because I lost that shit to some gay shit. So I did an ALLLLLL-IN Lurker/defiler push and it failed cuz I didn't drink my orange juice today and it was luck and I suspect he hacked. He also is a twat-denier. He also denies the holocaust and has a fake flag probably, because nobody lives in the Dominican Republic.

Some Polish faggot went 9/9 gate and I did some overpool speed build, which fucking sucks against 9/9 gate and my rallies got all fucking fucked up and it was homosexual as shit.

Some guy went 2 rax, so I did the hydra thing and it worked, then I just teched to hive and took the whole map and then took a massive dump on his life and I bet he's suiciding right now really hard like a homosexual emo kid on crack.

Some nazi was gay and shit and then he went to go let an octopus masturbate him off because he's a piece of fuck.

It was luck

sB.smokeybear stepped in to play, and I suspect he was streamcheating like a little bitch, but I have no proof, so he's probably guilty as shit. Anyhoo, I decided to go 9pool + sunken colony rush because I'm a cunt.

Game 13 was just unlucky.

Attempted ling into fail into no gg from me.

The Goddess of Zerg went 9pool against some white trash's 12pool bullshit fuck and then I built a sunken colony in his base and he was shitting his pants so hard and it was really gross. He left with no gg, called me names, what a fucknut asshat dicksucker bitchtits fatty pizzaface. Naw, it was funny an he was ez pz gg no re.

Played some fukkkken ZvT, did a defiler push and won instantly and infested the CC and took the whole map and my opponent was helpless and he is going to have livid nightmares of a giant cat fucking his dad in front of the fireplace while Slayer plays super-loud.

Some gay-ass bullshit happened, and I must've been smoking some bomb-ass shit cuz I went 2 hatch muta and the guy made like 25 turrets because he doesn't have time in his daily life for pussy. We just fought for like an hour and science vessels were raping my mom while I watched and I was appalled and sickened at the sight of it.

Fabiano decided to smurf and go 12 nex into some retarded aggression and you can bet your dad's dildo collection that I was ready to flip my desk from such retardation, but he was like, way too fucking aggressive and just pitched shit into the zerg swarms and I ate the armies he donated, and then pooped them out all over his soul until he fell over and died.

Build order wins for my dumbass opponent, don't count at all.

I had to rip the living dick shit out of some Peruvian so I went all hydra/lurker/cunt and pinned him down and did horrible things to his body while eating a baby. This fairy assfuck just stayed in the game, just like all the pieces of homosexual shit who can't admit they've lost. But I won overwhelmingly and shoved my boogers up his peehole. After that, I felt like a delicious shit sandwich with extra shit on honey-shit bread and roasted in an oven that was also made of shit until it was extra-shitty, so I decided to abandon the marathon and fall on my face and fail and surrender and die. Holy fucking Prophet Mohammed's tiny dick, StarCraft is a hard game, what the dragonfuck is this.

After eating a delicious burger, I put the hurt on some poor Terran guy. I was able to restart the marathon. I may have fallen, but if I fall 8 times, I stand up 10 times, which totally makes fucking sense. Pancakes.

GOT REVENGE ON THAT BUTTLOVER PIRRKACHU AND USED EARTHQUAKE AND IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE AND FUCK HIS BUNKER RUSH I OWN HIM EZ PZ GET OUT OF THE GLOBE SCRUB ROFL WHAT A NOOB GEEKAZOID PIZZAFACE VIRGIN ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL LMAO LAMO

I played against a very angry British man who demanded to know my highest rank. I didn't tell him so he stayed in the game, which I think was to make me mad, but it made me get all happy inside and I was smiling my ass off the whole time.

Some C level Protoss stepped into the circle of fire, and I dispatched him by making lurkers, tons and tons of lurkers into ultras and gg

I was time to mess around. I played a TvP against a guy who didn't make arbiters. Now, let me tell you something; if you don't make arbiters, YOU are pretty bad at StarCraft. Yes you personally. Did I stutter, bitch? Look behind you, is there anyone there? No? Then yeah, I'm talking to you, motherlover. He went 12 nex like a horny cat with AIDS would do, so I went 1 fact and double expo'd, then sent out a huge army to rape him in all his holes and then make more holes and rape those holes too.

This game was pure hax. I went 6 fact TvZ and the guy countered me without scouting and I got antsy and moved out too soon because I was scared like Yume, and my fear alone was so intense that it destroyed the entire Quantic gaming team.

I played PvZ against some nub and he got raped in a dark alley and then had to get an abortion because he got pregnant from the rape, but I ate the aborted fetus and gained his powers like Kirby.