This is my 999th post, so I thought I do something special about it...
It has come to my attention that I will be soon starting my Junior year at highschool montavista, To me, this will be a very difficult year indeed. Here is my dreadful classes :D
It is apparent what with all the APs and the upcomming SAT tests, I could not continue play broodwar, all the works would suck all the time away and if I insist on keep playing, I would fail horribly in grades and pay the consiquences.
As a result, I sealed away my broodwar CD and gave it a funny face to remind me not to touch it
And so it is the end of my broodwar career. Well, not exactly the end, I would come back after that dreadful year, though, when I had more time free.
All the time in TL.net with you guys had been immensely fun, I laughed lots when I see all those funny comments, and it is at this very place I learned more about the game of starcraft, and how to master it. I have no hesitation in stating that bw is the best online forum that I had ever visited.
Now to the boring part, saying good bye to my friends (fast forward is strongely adviced) if you happen to want to drop some tears over my writing, play this music while you read. http://209.197.86.65/19580222/themes/movies/Forrest_Gump.mid ___________________________________________________________ AK-nemesis: Thx for the tips of PvT, your game vs camoot taught me some deep insight to the game, and you've been nice to me always, for that I thank you. Your macro is very strong :p your outcry of PvZ imba was very great whenever you see my reps where i get fucked by z. ArtofSwarm: Ye, you by far is the Z that killed me most. Yet its gaystyle zerg though :p I look forward to play you in future. Camoot: Althought AK rapes you like no others, you are a decent player nevertheless. You have talent, but you need to lay down your tempers abit, all the flaming of yours really takes away your brighter self. Bine: Hey this is soot. Thx for making op scs possible for us, the majority of my bw improvement was made possible there, you and heaven, jace, jesse and all of op scs ppl who made it possible. Opal: Keep playing protoss, toss is the man's race, you just need to get better at it. and stop abusing drugs. Decaf: Stop playing diablo 2, it will eat your life away. All the games with you were very entertaining, I know you are my friend deep down, even though you talk trashes in my face. Mind-Crime: You too, stop play diablo 2. I think we got on better terms later on on b.net, your cockiness had finally wear off, and you are lesser bm. For that I am very pleased. Evilteletubby: Nothing to say at all~ kakak~ Lejester: Good zerg player you are, I had never been able to kill you, grrr! Stuff9999/Narclopticsloth/drae/and all the PCKJ regulars: Thx for making PCKJ a nice place to stay. Tarkingtheproud: I know you dont post on TL.net, but I would like to let you know how much I enjoyed chating with you. Sr18: Play some maps other than lost temple. it isnt chess where you only have 1 battlefield. Vector/Aznshel/Titan: Hey, it is nice to meet you and doing crazy shoutcasts with you. Your cheesees are gold... Tonne: Keep playing, with your passion and consistency, you will be a very good player I am certain. go Tony. Hinglevisi(or executeyou, or hnr)insane, or jeja, or id.insane, you got too many smurfs :<): You are the superior hingle, what can I say... getting raped by you in every possible MU showed how much is there to learn in SC seems like a good response. neSix: In the brief meeting of us you told me it is important to pressure zerg so that they have less drones, it makes me aware of how much zerg need drones to survive and by damaging their drones you can kill him because he has no drones. Rupbar: You crazy poet. keep saying love and memories whenever you are in channal :D Sexygodess: Don't know if you post here or not, but it is nice to see your style of playing, very unorthodox yet fun to watch. Have fun in biochem. Skyglow1: Meh we disgussed about why archon/zeal pwn terrans' metal, but in the end it turn out to be wrong isnt it. Still, sometimes I find it useful to get archons. Good times glow. good times. Hall: We only played 2 games, but o man what games they were! You went MnM in my base I dt dropped in your base... :d Pol2002: Hi~ We havent played much due to your intensive lagging :p Fireblast!: *Hey this is firiablahst* haha. Thx for explaining how bw had evolved from strat to micro to macro based games. and all the times we had in op scs was a blahst! sexy dubbs too, keep making them. Kca[i]Hetzo: Overly rated in apm as you always have, but you are a nice T player who keep beating me and brags about it. That's all fine too. Keep it up. and dont hate Decaf plz. BloodyCobbler: Hi cob, you should get back from your lengthy retirement and start playing oncemore, your macro toss was exellent. Amychen: You are the fastest improving player by far. Sharigan]: If you post here, you are nice P player who need more time to build up. oj-: The first time we played, I mass overlord dropped you and won, but the second time, you massed wraith :D 8882: Your zvz micro map is gosu, spread it around, it's very balanced. and your style is pertty funny in general. CityofMyth/om-nightmare: Nice practice partners, for that I thank you both. We.Lose.: You are special because you are the last one on my friend list. we only met today and sadly I have to leave. x( ____________________________________________________________
Now for something more exciting... for you guys that didnt know, sorrow_eyes, learning_toss, sso)tl(earning are all my akas, and yet, they are all my smurfs. My real acct name is known by very few people, why? because I feared that some of my friends or potential friends will become less friendly and would judge me differently if they know my aka. You see, shortly after I was gone for disney land on tl.net, I immediately created this account, and determined to make a new start. I started at PCKJ, with my very first smurf, learning_toss, and to my suprise, when I dropped my stupidity and stubburness, people will accept me more. But when I use my old account to log in on pckj, people tend to hate me to the extreme, calling me names even though I acted the same way I acted on Learning_toss, which is humble and nice. So i knew that my smurf was not to be divulged too soon, or they will hate me, for what I once was. So I was smurfing all the way for half a year, and people accepted me for what i AM, not what I was. I am very pleased of myself. I have told couple of people my aka, though, cob, tark, vector, and oj- all know it by now, and they so nicely kept it secret for me My aka is...
Evanthebouncy!
*the crowd gasps* Yeah... it's me, evan... you guys thought I was gone but I was not really gone was I. I was posting on TL.net the whole time, with sorrow_eyes as my smurf... But yes, in a way, I was gone, you see, after been banned, I realized how stupid I was to start a topic on firebat vs hydra in the first place. I was young, and foolish, I admit, and overly confident and stubburn. But like all people, I grow out of it. I am very sorry for what I have done in the past, what a stupid prat I was, and I tried my best to make up for it by using a different account. So please. Will you all folks forgive me for my stupidity and extend to me some friendship and love?
This is gone long enough... my hands are hurting... I would be back and playing again after my junior year, I promise. I even draw myself a count down for it
But untill that sweet time comes, I would be working as hard as I could to achieve good grades and test scores in real life.
T_T that's scary :<
I, evan, wish teamliquid.net forever florish under our wonderful admins(yeah even the one banned me too, i love you mani) and continue to be the best online starcraft community outside korea. ~GL HF GG~
Bye all~
Sorrow_eyes (aka evanthebouncy) signs out.
P.S it would be helpful if admin could unban my evanthebouncy account too.
edit: to lemmebewithyou: Hi! i am with you too mate <3 edit2: haha imageshack broken, woot! edit3: By the way, the reason I didn't mention I knew who you were is because I didn't want to get the person who revealed it to me in trouble -HnR)insane O god who is it? haha... I knew someone wont keep silent! To ~opZ~: yeah I want 1000th post comeback, that'll be exellent. edit4: No i dont really think all the admins still hate me and ban no... I dont think they will edit5: for all those who are interested... http://evanthebouncy.tripod.com go check it out. evanthebouncy@gmail.com is my gaming mail address, if you want contact... edit6: plus he was banned, so his posts were obviously not worth reading anyways. - Puertorican No I think it is too much of a general statement. HovZ was banned, stimey was banned, and I am certain the majority of teamliquid would like to read their posts. edit7: To intothewow: thx for supporting evan before he was banned (holy crap im talking in 3rd person O_O) and those threads you found about me are the exampliary glory of evanthebouncy :p edit8: MC, you called me a noob, a niggar, and dumb ass... if that's not bm by your definition, you've got some serious misconceptions... edit9: Mrmin, Yes, the very same monta vista at cupertino. yes. we just made a new libarary. edit10: I do still visit TL.net but just lot less frequently, and due to the fact I dont make posts, it tend to take far less time.
Yo, just a word of advice: If you want to study for the SAT, do not use any other practice tests other than the ones straight from College Board. You can find 8 practice tests in the official blue book from college board. Practicing only out of your Princeton Review book will hurt you. Ask anybody who knows how to self study for the SAT and they'll tell you the same thing.
Anyway, good luck with your school life. I think you'll find it easier than you suspect (if you're a capable and motivated student, which sounds like you are with all those books...) because I thought I wouldn't do ANYTHING last year with my 4 AP's, 2 sports, clubs, church activities, etc. But I ended up having plenty of spare time to even go out on weekdays and chill until 10:00 without touching my homework since the end of school and still pull a 4.0 without the amount of effort I suspected I needed.
The first semester may be hard because of all the adjustments but once you get your rhythm down, there is no a lot less stress. You'll find out which classes you can do your AP homework in (all your ridiculously easy one) and other stuff like that. The only thing I regret doing Junior year is studying for the old SAT and stressing myself out. I tried to get a high score on the old SAT before the new one came out, and now I can see it was pretty much a wasted effort. Oh well... but I would have had so much more time if I didn't do that.
On August 21 2005 18:03 Sorrow_eyes wrote: Pol2002: Hi~ We havent played much due to your intensive lagging :p
lol next time at least spell my name right good luck with your school man, it's way more important - you will have forgotten all about starcraft in a couple years anyways... I will wait patiently for your return
Wow you go to Monta Vista high school? Im currently a senior at Leland High school, but ive been to montavista a couple of times. Your classes arn't as hard as you think they are. The only hard thing will be the Sats becuase they take a long time to study for. The Ap tests are really easy and the only one i failed was Ap Chem (If you watch the news, our chem teacher (the child porn guy) apparently had other things on his mind other than teaching.
Btw Princton Sat reviews suck mostly becuase princton writes the questions. Becuase your in cupertino there are about 2 billion better sat review classes. Almost all of these book use the blue book with 8 Real sat tests (these are written by college board).
i quit a longgggg time ago. my flaming will be done where it is appropriate, meaning that it won't change at all (it might even get worse, given the way the present state of the forums). thanks for the concern though. good bye dear evan. i hope you didn't take my flames too seriously .
p.s. work hard junior year. very important. etc. etc. ~~ don't be like me. p.p.s. my advice on SAT:
the SAT is not a test of intelligence. it's not a test of how much you learned in high school. it's a test of whether or not you can take the time to study for it. begin studying 4-5 months before the test, do about 50 vocab a week (very easy... 10 words a day should cut it!) practicing reading and writing tests once a week or more (having a teacher is highly recommended. get a class!) and write an essay a week (est. 1.5 hours a week total). mathematics i didn't study for, but i can tell you that it is a lot easier if you approach it with a calculator "hack it" mindset rather than a "omg do i remember this from last year" mindset. use your intuition, and study the subjects that you're behind on. this is by far the easiest subject to study for. you immediately know what you need to study, and it's hard to forget it after taking a couple of practice tests. both reading and writing require you to actually develop skills to do better.
p.p.p.s. you are an idiot if you think you will go through all of those books. be selective. resort to them when you need them. the ABSOLUTE BEST WAY of studying is to take practice tests, read answer explanations, not studying text over and over again. the actual tests are very selective about what they actually test, and you'll find that the same topics are repeated over and over again. by studying the answer explanations, you'll zero in on the parts that are tested most. i have proven this technique to work on two ap tests in a row (5!!). my grade in both classes was a low C. (for this you really want the REA books, they are really good about the explanations)
p.p.p.p.s. YES THANK YOU DRONEBABO, HOW COULD I FORGET.
i'm quitting as well... but i'll probably come back when winter break comes but i'll resist as much as i can!!! StarCraft is like smoking... once you start you cant stop (no matter how much you want to) T .T
I may not know you......But Gl with your Junior year, you shoulda made one more random post, just so you could commemorate that post as your 1000th.....But a comeback as your 1000th would be pretty good too...
I did a similar thing with my 1000th post over at BlizzForums, but ended up coming back like three months later. I think you're pretty cool, or rather, I should say I thought you were cool until I saw you mentioned 8882 and didn't flame him. Haha, I'm kidding, I just wanted to flame 8882, you're still cool.
I'm genuinly surprised. And you kept it up for a half year...nice job. Most people aren't that dedicated to their smurfing, but I guess being banned contributed to that.
Hardest part of the Sat is thinking clearly after 4 hours imo. Also another strat is not feel too bad after you write your essay. If you feel that you did badly on it, the rest of the test isn't going to go well for you.
ah, that might be one reason i havnt heard of him, his threads all lean towards one thing, which someone who has been playing for 8 years usually skips over.
plus he was banned, so his posts were obviously not worth reading anyways.
Nice to see you finally decide to tell your aka as you couldnt beat everyone you wanted to. Im sure we shall see a new smurf sometime in the next month .
Id say id miss you but as you as well as most of the other regs i gamed with jumped ship then slunk back in when the new hangout seemed to die, you just get a shake of the head.
Have fun but you wont resist the call of bw for long.
Oh, and bw is gone for me, Guild Wars, DOTA on war3, various ps2 games, a life and soon to be a full time job are absorbing my life. No time for bw and well, its not that fun for me anymore. My macro toss is gone but my gay toss lives on in the hearts of various other pckj regulars who enjoy gaying zerg players. Cheers.
On August 21 2005 18:03 Sorrow_eyes wrote: Mind-Crime: You too, stop play diablo 2. I think we got on better terms later on on b.net, your cockiness had finally wear off, and you are lesser bm. For that I am very pleased.
On August 21 2005 18:03 Sorrow_eyes wrote: Mind-Crime: You too, stop play diablo 2. I think we got on better terms later on on b.net, your cockiness had finally wear off, and you are lesser bm. For that I am very pleased.
"Kca[i]Hetzo: Overly rated in apm as you always have, but you are a nice T player who keep beating me and brags about it. That's all fine too. Keep it up. and dont hate Decaf plz."
What is this?! My aka is KcA_HetzO[FG] and KcA_HetzO you fool! And yes I always beat you because you tried to cannon rush me pvt, THANKS!
evanthebouncy = learning_toss, dear God that explains alot
On August 24 2005 14:16 SA-kcabsiozteh wrote: "Kca[i]Hetzo: Overly rated in apm as you always have, but you are a nice T player who keep beating me and brags about it. That's all fine too. Keep it up. and dont hate Decaf plz."
What is this?! My aka is KcA_HetzO[FG] and KcA_HetzO you fool! And yes I always beat you because you tried to cannon rush me pvt, THANKS!
evanthebouncy = learning_toss, dear God that explains alot
On August 21 2005 18:03 Sorrow_eyes wrote: Mrmin, Yes, the very same monta vista at cupertino. yes. we just made a new libarary.
everybody says that high school was the best time of their lives - i for one, cannot say that. because monta vista is a fucking pisshole. scum ass end of fucking faggotry. i was so happy when i fucking graduated because i wouldn't have to go back to that infested cuntville. god fuck i hated that place. im assuming birdsong aka birdshit still teaches physics ap there (goddamn that fat fuck tries so fucking hard to be funny and all the fucking suckup nerds that proliferate the place all laugh like retards with him) and im assuming that van hoy is still the math department head (LOL) and never teaches his class anything and isnt even in the class 80% of the time and takes a vacation every other week to go see his showgirl daughter at las vegas fat fucking fucks.
i think that place ruined my life. or maybe i'm taking things too negatively. all in all, good school, shit experiences.
edit: OH, AND SCHMIDT. OHHHH NORDSTROMS THEY ARE SUCH GREAT PEOPLE OHHH I LLLLLLLLOVE FLIRTING WITH MY SOPHMORE CLUB MEMBERS OHHHHHH :GAY:
tell me if they raise food prices anymore cause i would fucking El fucking Oh fucking El. what was it, fucking $1.25 for an eggroll that taste as if a fucking donkey shat it out 5 minutes before brunch/lunch started? hah!
I guess I'm the only one who liked the old evanthebouncy. I thought it was very sad that evan became someone completely different than himself to please other people.
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