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My arch nemesis killed my parents and i want revenge.
I'm looking to get into MMA. I've done some homework found some places by me and cost but, when it comes to..my..physic, im kind of out of shape (little more then kind of haha)
I have no experience in fighting. I have never really done any weight lifting besides some weights i have at home. I have done some cardio (apparently can't spell either) but as of late it has come to a more or less halt.
The sites say that they have "beginner" classes but would i even be considered beginner? Or should i just take other classes and gain some experience in combat and/or increase my strength/fitness?
 
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I don't get it...
Is this some kind of trolling or am I just missing something here?
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You have to kill yourself and follow Snake Way, until you find King Kai, and then you train until your friends revive you from the dead.
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of course why didnt i think of that. thanks :|
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just stand around some radioactive materials/spiders
maybe you'll get lucky
also, use the tragic deaths of your parents to motivate you in your training
you don't want your parents back... you want vengeance
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-_-' tons of realistic help thanks
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your name makes u a superhero. stalin was
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Hm you could try to unleash a zombapocalypse on the world, leaving you the only non zombie. This would force you to learn to be strong, indepedent, resourceful, and you would be stronger/faster than everyone else so fighting would be easy.
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Korea (South)11597 Posts
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No, it's perfectly fine to start with a beginning class...a beginning class is not for people who know a bunch of shit and are already in good shape and weight lifting etc...that's why it's a beginners class. As a beginning body builder you'll get extremely fast results as well, so don't worry about it. That period will from 4-6 months.
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You're asking how to become something fictional... yet you want realistic help. I dunno, medication?
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On August 10 2009 06:37 NoobsOfWrath wrote:
No, it's perfectly fine to start with a beginning class...a beginning class is not for people who know a bunch of shit and are already in good shape and weight lifting etc...that's why it's a beginners class. As a beginning body builder you'll get extremely fast results as well, so don't worry about it. That period will from 4-6 months.
Hmm, ok but its not that its a beginning class its i basically no nothing at all, and thought maybe i needed to at least know ANYTHING
On August 10 2009 06:41 A3iL3r0n wrote:
You're asking how to become something fictional... yet you want realistic help. I dunno, medication?
in what part of this did i say i wanted super powers or something fictional? you can be a superhero without being "fictional" i guess it all depends on what you consider a "superhero"
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United States43982 Posts
On August 10 2009 06:46 StalinRusH wrote:Show nested quote +On August 10 2009 06:37 NoobsOfWrath wrote:
No, it's perfectly fine to start with a beginning class...a beginning class is not for people who know a bunch of shit and are already in good shape and weight lifting etc...that's why it's a beginners class. As a beginning body builder you'll get extremely fast results as well, so don't worry about it. That period will from 4-6 months. Hmm, ok but its not that its a beginning class its i basically no nothing at all, and thought maybe i needed to at least know ANYTHING Show nested quote +On August 10 2009 06:41 A3iL3r0n wrote:
You're asking how to become something fictional... yet you want realistic help. I dunno, medication? in what part of this did i say i wanted super powers or something fictional? you can be a superhero without being "fictional" i guess it all depends on what you consider a "superhero"
People here clearly haven't seen Unbreakable.
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On August 10 2009 06:56 chaoser wrote:you gotta register first dude.... http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_maine.htmyou know there's like tons out there right? there was a news story a while back about it, I'll try to find it and post it up but basically it's kids doing citizen's arrests on muggers and stuff. except they're dressed up. when I find it i'll post it up
Wow that site is amazing haha.
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Play only DTs and you will feel the SuperNinja Powerful in you.
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Some Parkour would definitely help.
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Baa?21244 Posts
I saw "Zarathustra" as the last replier to this thread, and with the title, I thought I was gonna be reading a Nietzsche blog. Did not deliver =(
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