My arch nemesis killed my parents and i want revenge.
I'm looking to get into MMA. I've done some homework found some places by me and cost but, when it comes to..my..physic, im kind of out of shape (little more then kind of haha)
I have no experience in fighting. I have never really done any weight lifting besides some weights i have at home. I have done some cardio (apparently can't spell either) but as of late it has come to a more or less halt.
The sites say that they have "beginner" classes but would i even be considered beginner? Or should i just take other classes and gain some experience in combat and/or increase my strength/fitness?
Hm you could try to unleash a zombapocalypse on the world, leaving you the only non zombie. This would force you to learn to be strong, indepedent, resourceful, and you would be stronger/faster than everyone else so fighting would be easy.
No, it's perfectly fine to start with a beginning class...a beginning class is not for people who know a bunch of shit and are already in good shape and weight lifting etc...that's why it's a beginners class. As a beginning body builder you'll get extremely fast results as well, so don't worry about it. That period will from 4-6 months.
On August 10 2009 06:37 NoobsOfWrath wrote: No, it's perfectly fine to start with a beginning class...a beginning class is not for people who know a bunch of shit and are already in good shape and weight lifting etc...that's why it's a beginners class. As a beginning body builder you'll get extremely fast results as well, so don't worry about it. That period will from 4-6 months.
Hmm, ok but its not that its a beginning class its i basically no nothing at all, and thought maybe i needed to at least know ANYTHING
On August 10 2009 06:41 A3iL3r0n wrote: You're asking how to become something fictional... yet you want realistic help. I dunno, medication?
in what part of this did i say i wanted super powers or something fictional? you can be a superhero without being "fictional" i guess it all depends on what you consider a "superhero"
On August 10 2009 06:37 NoobsOfWrath wrote: No, it's perfectly fine to start with a beginning class...a beginning class is not for people who know a bunch of shit and are already in good shape and weight lifting etc...that's why it's a beginners class. As a beginning body builder you'll get extremely fast results as well, so don't worry about it. That period will from 4-6 months.
Hmm, ok but its not that its a beginning class its i basically no nothing at all, and thought maybe i needed to at least know ANYTHING
On August 10 2009 06:41 A3iL3r0n wrote: You're asking how to become something fictional... yet you want realistic help. I dunno, medication?
in what part of this did i say i wanted super powers or something fictional? you can be a superhero without being "fictional" i guess it all depends on what you consider a "superhero"
you know there's like tons out there right? there was a news story a while back about it, I'll try to find it and post it up but basically it's kids doing citizen's arrests on muggers and stuff. except they're dressed up. when I find it i'll post it up
you know there's like tons out there right? there was a news story a while back about it, I'll try to find it and post it up but basically it's kids doing citizen's arrests on muggers and stuff. except they're dressed up. when I find it i'll post it up
Wait why do you want to learn martial arts? MMA is pretty rough dude, I wouldn't do it unless you have a black belt in SOMETHING. Most people in MMA have some fighting experience. Not to mention, if you don't work out @ all, good frigging luck in MMA b/c you are going to get trashed.
But why exactly do you even wanna do MMA? I don't understand the op/get why.
you know there's like tons out there right? there was a news story a while back about it, I'll try to find it and post it up but basically it's kids doing citizen's arrests on muggers and stuff. except they're dressed up. when I find it i'll post it up
You know, this is exactly what I thought this thread would include in the opening post.
Im glad at least one other person agreed
I know nothing about MMA so I cant help, but everyone should listen to the youtube video CaucasianAsian posted, as well as all of Stephen Lynch's other videos haha
Umm beginner classes for MMA generally don't require that you know anything. And I started going to the ones I attend in order to get into shape. However, it IS rather rough. If you're going to a decent school, they will work you pretty hard and you have to be decently paranoid about injuries.
On August 10 2009 07:51 Resonance wrote: Wait why do you want to learn martial arts? MMA is pretty rough dude, I wouldn't do it unless you have a black belt in SOMETHING. Most people in MMA have some fighting experience. Not to mention, if you don't work out @ all, good frigging luck in MMA b/c you are going to get trashed.
But why exactly do you even wanna do MMA? I don't understand the op/get why.
Dude you can start at the beginning learning just MMA...
Even beginner classes are very tough even if you are in good shape (play a sport such as bball, x-country, ect), but they are definitely do-able and within a month you'll have super abs and arms and stuff like that.
On August 10 2009 06:05 StalinRusH wrote: My arch nemesis killed my parents and i want revenge.
I'm looking to get into MMA. I've done some homework found some places by me and cost but, when it comes to..my..physic, im kind of out of shape (little more then kind of haha)
I have no experience in fighting. I have never really done any weight lifting besides some weights i have at home. I have done some cardio (apparently can't spell either) but as of late it has come to a more or less halt.
The sites say that they have "beginner" classes but would i even be considered beginner? Or should i just take other classes and gain some experience in combat and/or increase my strength/fitness?
burn half your face off.
Or you could do what batman did.
Become rich,
go to asia, carry a flower to the top of a mountain, join a ninja club, then go back to your home city and start construction on your equipment.
make a vow of silence, wrap yourself in latex and grab a ninja sword. go to japan and start slashing people. someone's bound to notice you then. they may even talk english.
On August 10 2009 07:51 Resonance wrote: Wait why do you want to learn martial arts? MMA is pretty rough dude, I wouldn't do it unless you have a black belt in SOMETHING. Most people in MMA have some fighting experience. Not to mention, if you don't work out @ all, good frigging luck in MMA b/c you are going to get trashed.
But why exactly do you even wanna do MMA? I don't understand the op/get why.
I want to start training not exactly jump into MMA fights. As i said i dont no much.
On August 10 2009 08:12 Qatol wrote: Umm beginner classes for MMA generally don't require that you know anything. And I started going to the ones I attend in order to get into shape. However, it IS rather rough. If you're going to a decent school, they will work you pretty hard and you have to be decently paranoid about injuries.
k but do you suggest i just DO IT or would it be smarter to get in better physical shape before i would start or am i just gonna die from exhaustion?
On August 10 2009 07:51 Resonance wrote: Wait why do you want to learn martial arts? MMA is pretty rough dude, I wouldn't do it unless you have a black belt in SOMETHING. Most people in MMA have some fighting experience. Not to mention, if you don't work out @ all, good frigging luck in MMA b/c you are going to get trashed.
But why exactly do you even wanna do MMA? I don't understand the op/get why.
Dude you can start at the beginning learning just MMA...
Even beginner classes are very tough even if you are in good shape (play a sport such as bball, x-country, ect), but they are definitely do-able and within a month you'll have super abs and arms and stuff like that.
well besides getting in shape i actually want to do MMA (getting ripped is just a plus) and of course i would start out learning before i even thought about doing a real fight (besides something local)
On August 10 2009 09:52 jello24 wrote: make a vow of silence, wrap yourself in latex and grab a ninja sword. go to japan and start slashing people. someone's bound to notice you then. they may even talk english.
if you go to osaka, you don't even need a real sword
On August 10 2009 09:52 jello24 wrote: make a vow of silence, wrap yourself in latex and grab a ninja sword. go to japan and start slashing people. someone's bound to notice you then. they may even talk english.
EPT
