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Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
August 09 2009 22:51 GMT
#21
Wait why do you want to learn martial arts? MMA is pretty rough dude, I wouldn't do it unless you have a black belt in SOMETHING. Most people in MMA have some fighting experience. Not to mention, if you don't work out @ all, good frigging luck in MMA b/c you are going to get trashed.

But why exactly do you even wanna do MMA? I don't understand the op/get why.
chaoser
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States5541 Posts
August 09 2009 23:01 GMT
#22
On August 10 2009 07:00 Nightmarjoo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 10 2009 06:56 chaoser wrote:
you gotta register first dude....

http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_maine.htm

you know there's like tons out there right? there was a news story a while back about it, I'll try to find it and post it up but basically it's kids doing citizen's arrests on muggers and stuff. except they're dressed up. when I find it i'll post it up

Wow that site is amazing haha.


http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_gallery.htm

yo dude, better FEAR THE FOXFIRE LOLOLOL

i guess he couldn't figure out a name and took firefox and just changed the order
Haven't you heard? I'm not an ex-progamer. I'm not a poker player. I'm not an admin of the site. I'm mother fucking Rekrul.
iNCuBuS_
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States905 Posts
August 09 2009 23:08 GMT
#23
On August 10 2009 06:35 CaucasianAsian wrote:

You know, this is exactly what I thought this thread would include in the opening post.

Im glad at least one other person agreed

I know nothing about MMA so I cant help, but everyone should listen to the youtube video CaucasianAsian posted, as well as all of Stephen Lynch's other videos haha
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
August 09 2009 23:10 GMT
#24
peace yo! seek no vengeance!
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Qatol
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States3165 Posts
August 09 2009 23:12 GMT
#25
Umm beginner classes for MMA generally don't require that you know anything. And I started going to the ones I attend in order to get into shape. However, it IS rather rough. If you're going to a decent school, they will work you pretty hard and you have to be decently paranoid about injuries.
Uff Da
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
August 09 2009 23:26 GMT
#26
On August 10 2009 07:51 Resonance wrote:
Wait why do you want to learn martial arts? MMA is pretty rough dude, I wouldn't do it unless you have a black belt in SOMETHING. Most people in MMA have some fighting experience. Not to mention, if you don't work out @ all, good frigging luck in MMA b/c you are going to get trashed.

But why exactly do you even wanna do MMA? I don't understand the op/get why.

Dude you can start at the beginning learning just MMA...

Even beginner classes are very tough even if you are in good shape (play a sport such as bball, x-country, ect), but they are definitely do-able and within a month you'll have super abs and arms and stuff like that.
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stroggos
Profile Joined February 2009
New Zealand1543 Posts
August 09 2009 23:32 GMT
#27
On August 10 2009 06:05 StalinRusH wrote:
My arch nemesis killed my parents and i want revenge.

I'm looking to get into MMA. I've done some homework found some places by me and cost but, when it comes to..my..physic, im kind of out of shape (little more then kind of haha)

I have no experience in fighting. I have never really done any weight lifting besides some weights i have at home. I have done some cardio (apparently can't spell either) but as of late it has come to a more or less halt.

The sites say that they have "beginner" classes but would i even be considered beginner? Or should i just take other classes and gain some experience in combat and/or increase my strength/fitness?


burn half your face off.

Or you could do what batman did.

Become rich,

go to asia, carry a flower to the top of a mountain, join a ninja club, then go back to your home city and start construction on your equipment.
hi
jello24
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada327 Posts
August 10 2009 00:52 GMT
#28
make a vow of silence, wrap yourself in latex and grab a ninja sword. go to japan and start slashing people. someone's bound to notice you then. they may even talk english.
just lurking around...
StalinRusH
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States734 Posts
August 10 2009 01:15 GMT
#29
On August 10 2009 07:51 Resonance wrote:
Wait why do you want to learn martial arts? MMA is pretty rough dude, I wouldn't do it unless you have a black belt in SOMETHING. Most people in MMA have some fighting experience. Not to mention, if you don't work out @ all, good frigging luck in MMA b/c you are going to get trashed.

But why exactly do you even wanna do MMA? I don't understand the op/get why.


I want to start training not exactly jump into MMA fights. As i said i dont no much.

On August 10 2009 08:12 Qatol wrote:
Umm beginner classes for MMA generally don't require that you know anything. And I started going to the ones I attend in order to get into shape. However, it IS rather rough. If you're going to a decent school, they will work you pretty hard and you have to be decently paranoid about injuries.


k but do you suggest i just DO IT or would it be smarter to get in better physical shape before i would start or am i just gonna die from exhaustion?


On August 10 2009 08:26 Fontong wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 10 2009 07:51 Resonance wrote:
Wait why do you want to learn martial arts? MMA is pretty rough dude, I wouldn't do it unless you have a black belt in SOMETHING. Most people in MMA have some fighting experience. Not to mention, if you don't work out @ all, good frigging luck in MMA b/c you are going to get trashed.

But why exactly do you even wanna do MMA? I don't understand the op/get why.

Dude you can start at the beginning learning just MMA...

Even beginner classes are very tough even if you are in good shape (play a sport such as bball, x-country, ect), but they are definitely do-able and within a month you'll have super abs and arms and stuff like that.


well besides getting in shape i actually want to do MMA (getting ripped is just a plus) and of course i would start out learning before i even thought about doing a real fight (besides something local)
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rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5464 Posts
August 10 2009 01:18 GMT
#30
On August 10 2009 09:52 jello24 wrote:
make a vow of silence, wrap yourself in latex and grab a ninja sword. go to japan and start slashing people. someone's bound to notice you then. they may even talk english.
if you go to osaka, you don't even need a real sword
[formerly sponsored by the artist formerly known as Gene]
chaoser
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States5541 Posts
August 10 2009 02:18 GMT
#31
On August 10 2009 10:18 redtooth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 10 2009 09:52 jello24 wrote:
make a vow of silence, wrap yourself in latex and grab a ninja sword. go to japan and start slashing people. someone's bound to notice you then. they may even talk english.
if you go to osaka, you don't even need a real sword
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHdEbRDdMiI#t=1m17s


god i love people in osaka, so much funnier and less serious than people in tokyo
Haven't you heard? I'm not an ex-progamer. I'm not a poker player. I'm not an admin of the site. I'm mother fucking Rekrul.
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