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JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
August 03 2009 12:52 GMT
#1
Or so I thought it would be.

It was a friday night and it was just during the early evening hours at around 2030 hrs. We went along with our normal guard duties in and out of the base.

I sat in the room with a buddy and we were busy cracking our heads to come out with a neat duty shift planning for the 7 of us so that we will all have a decent duty shift with decent rest.

We sat in the room, keeping an eye on the CCTV that monitors the outside of the base to keep track of any suspicious activity.

But tonight, things seemed quite different.

There was a car parked outside the base just behind the fencing for a suspiciously long time. My friend beckoned me to go check it out and told me to ask the guy to fuck off. He opened the gate for me and I took the front. I went up to the car first and he followed behind me.

As I approached the car, I saw the figure of a man sitting on his driver side and he was reclining his chair downwards. It appeared that he was going to take a nap.

Boy was I wrong.

As I moved closer, I saw the sight that I never ever thought in my life that I would see. I saw a woman with her face down towards his crotch. Because I was at such close proximity, the guy saw me and he leaped upwards in a panic manner and he quickly released his handbrakes and he drove off.

At that first sight, I turned away and walked back. My friend asked me what I saw and I said "blowjob". We both laughed so hard and we closed the gate and went back to the planning. ROFL what a night.

****
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
August 03 2009 12:57 GMT
#2
ahahahahahaha, that's pretty funny, 5/5
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
August 03 2009 13:09 GMT
#3
Wtf cock block! You describe it as if you were in fear. Please tell me though. What was the expression the women gave off after you caught her with a face full of dick?
ya had ya shot kid!
justiceknight
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Singapore5741 Posts
August 03 2009 13:14 GMT
#4
wah lao i wan do guard duty liao
Try
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1293 Posts
August 03 2009 13:15 GMT
#5
On August 03 2009 22:09 Kennelie wrote:
Wtf cock block! You describe it as if you were in fear. Please tell me though. What was the expression the women gave off after you caught her with a face full of dick?


Nothing turns on a woman more than almost getting caught.
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
August 03 2009 13:22 GMT
#6
On August 03 2009 22:09 Kennelie wrote:
Wtf cock block! You describe it as if you were in fear. Please tell me though. What was the expression the women gave off after you caught her with a face full of dick?



Well, I didn't get a good look at her. The car was in such a way taht her back was facing me when I approached the car and it was pretty dark outside. I kinda turned away really fast too.
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
Terranlisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Singapore1404 Posts
August 03 2009 13:25 GMT
#7
is it illegal to park there?
aka myheronoob
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
August 03 2009 13:38 GMT
#8
Yeah.. can't loiter outside.
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
KinosJourney2
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden1811 Posts
August 03 2009 13:48 GMT
#9
lmao! gj ruining his sexual experience.
ocho wrote: EDIT: NEVERMIND, THIS THING HAS APM TECHNOLOGY OMG
GoSu
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Korea (South)1773 Posts
August 03 2009 13:49 GMT
#10
5/5 really awesome!
good luck for the next ~
#1 olleh KT 팬 http://sports.kt.com/ | #1 김택용 선수 팬 | 좋은 선수: 송병구, 이제동, 도제욱, 정명훈, 이성은 | KeSPA 한국 e-Sports 협회
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
August 03 2009 13:53 GMT
#11
On August 03 2009 22:22 JMave wrote:
I kinda turned away really fast too.


LOL you seem as if you were shitting bricks. Or maybe you already kinda henced what was going on and you didn't wanna feel like such a douche for ruining the moment.
ya had ya shot kid!
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
August 03 2009 14:05 GMT
#12
On August 03 2009 22:53 Kennelie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 03 2009 22:22 JMave wrote:
I kinda turned away really fast too.


LOL you seem as if you were shitting bricks. Or maybe you already kinda henced what was going on and you didn't wanna feel like such a douche for ruining the moment.



Well, I just find it really weird to see it happen in real life. I mean we all see it in videos and stuff but real life is just different.. cos you know that its real. Damn.
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
NeverTheEndlessWiz
Profile Joined November 2003
Singapore827 Posts
August 03 2009 15:09 GMT
#13
Haha!

Pics or it didn't happen!

JK!
Retired Brood War player / WCG SG Top 8 for 2002, 2003, 2004, retired, then made minor comeback to Top 8 at 2008. 2009 = bleh xD
VarmVaffel
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway378 Posts
August 03 2009 15:35 GMT
#14
It's like the oldest trick in the book:
"O shi-, we got busted! Quick, pretend to give me a BJ!"

Seriously though, funny story
pangshai
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Chinatown5333 Posts
August 03 2009 15:47 GMT
#15
lol i wonder why people would drive to a camp for a blowjob.
#1 midas fan
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
August 03 2009 16:35 GMT
#16
beats me either. i think they didn't know.
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
August 03 2009 16:42 GMT
#17
nice blog
get the plates?
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
August 03 2009 17:05 GMT
#18
naw.. he took off too fast and I turned away too fast heh.
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
August 03 2009 18:10 GMT
#19
rofl this is hilarious!

That must've broken up the monotony of the night for sure...ahahaha.
Hello
KoveN-
Profile Joined October 2004
Australia503 Posts
August 03 2009 18:49 GMT
#20
ew!! A real blowjob??

I thought those only existed in the porno movies !
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