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Order of the Random Crusade

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Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
July 18 2009 13:43 GMT
#1
For too long have I struggled against the evil race picker alliance. Those who pick Terran, Zerg, Protoss, all demonstrate their lack of taste for the true force of order in this battle of Starcraft. For far too long, I have struggled by myself, but I can do so no longer. Today begins the Random Crusade!

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In the Random Crusade, we fight for justice and in the name of his Randomness, Emperor Random, XYZ. He is our direct connection to the Random God, Zzxxyzz. We swear to pick random whenever we can, and to demand a random unit icon on TL.net. We swear to defend our way of life and to struggle against the masses of race-pickers.

Ranking System:
High Ultrabat
Dark Guardyrie
Dradra Tank
Mutasairaith
Defivess Scout
Medealing
Proscone

RANDOM FOR THE RANDOM GOD!

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Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
July 18 2009 13:48 GMT
#2
this topic is kinda random
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
July 18 2009 13:50 GMT
#3
On July 18 2009 22:48 GrandInquisitor wrote:
this topic is kinda random

BUT OF COURSE
For what are we of the Random Crusade if we are not random in all sorts of fields as well?
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
July 18 2009 14:05 GMT
#4
If you answer this post I will hurt you.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
July 18 2009 14:26 GMT
#5
Good luck playing on Iccup.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-18 14:34:19
July 18 2009 14:33 GMT
#6
I'm gonna ban you in every ICCUP game, and if you join my play/obs games, I'm gonna announce your race, even if your opponent specifically tells me not to
Trucy Wright is hot
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
July 18 2009 14:40 GMT
#7
Woah, I never said I was never going to race announce...
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
CrimsonLotus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Colombia1123 Posts
July 18 2009 14:50 GMT
#8
I request a genocide against this random infidels.
444 444 444 444
MasterOfChaos
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Germany2896 Posts
July 18 2009 16:21 GMT
#9
The forces of chaos join your crusade.
For chaos, randomness and ever increasing entropy!
Death to all racists!
LiquipediaOne eye to kill. Two eyes to live.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 18 2009 17:18 GMT
#10
Praise be to ZZxxyzz! I still follow the the 9 foot path.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
July 18 2009 17:27 GMT
#11
gl dude, because I ban all randoms :D
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Mah Buckit!
Profile Joined April 2009
Finland474 Posts
July 18 2009 17:31 GMT
#12
oh that´s just disgusting!
I mean how do you get a High Ultrabat?

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Proscone sounds like somekinda delicious Italian pastry
Starcraft? Epic Grimness.
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
July 18 2009 17:31 GMT
#13
On July 18 2009 23:26 FirstBorn wrote:
Good luck playing on Iccup.


It's actually really easy at D and C ranks if you can host. I just put "me random" in the title. Most of the time people read the game name. Occasionally you get an idiot who comes in and asks you to pick a race, but that's what ban is for.
No I'm never serious.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 18 2009 17:32 GMT
#14
On July 19 2009 02:27 FragKrag wrote:
gl dude, because I ban all randoms :D

Call us when you start playing StarCraft
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
randombum
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2378 Posts
July 18 2009 19:12 GMT
#15
Thank-you for being such devote worshipers, I did not know I had so many fans.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
July 18 2009 19:20 GMT
#16
July 17th August 20th
DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
July 18 2009 19:28 GMT
#17
I hardly ever play randoms - the chances increase in a 2 player map vs 3/4 player maps. Sometimes I just don't care other times I'm raging and am just like "fuck you".
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
July 18 2009 19:56 GMT
#18
On July 19 2009 04:20 Kennigit wrote:
July 17th August 20th

Whoa whoa whoa what?
ModeratorGood content always wins.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
July 18 2009 20:09 GMT
#19
On July 19 2009 02:32 Chef wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 19 2009 02:27 FragKrag wrote:
gl dude, because I ban all randoms :D

Call us when you start playing StarCraft


hey im D+ now!
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
July 18 2009 21:23 GMT
#20
On July 19 2009 04:20 Kennigit wrote:
July 17th August 20th


It was a mere statistic anomaly don't beat yourself up over it.
Hi.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
July 18 2009 23:19 GMT
#21
Refrigerator!
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