For too long have I struggled against the evil race picker alliance. Those who pick Terran, Zerg, Protoss, all demonstrate their lack of taste for the true force of order in this battle of Starcraft. For far too long, I have struggled by myself, but I can do so no longer. Today begins the Random Crusade!

In the Random Crusade, we fight for justice and in the name of his Randomness, Emperor Random, XYZ. He is our direct connection to the Random God, Zzxxyzz. We swear to pick random whenever we can, and to demand a random unit icon on TL.net. We swear to defend our way of life and to struggle against the masses of race-pickers.

Ranking System:
High Ultrabat
Dark Guardyrie
Dradra Tank
Mutasairaith
Defivess Scout
Medealing
Proscone

RANDOM FOR THE RANDOM GOD!

GrandInquisitor

New York City13113 Posts

July 18 2009 13:48 GMT

this topic is kinda random

Caller

Poland8075 Posts

July 18 2009 13:50 GMT

On July 18 2009 22:48 GrandInquisitor wrote:
this topic is kinda random

BUT OF COURSE
For what are we of the Random Crusade if we are not random in all sorts of fields as well?

Spenguin

Australia3316 Posts

July 18 2009 14:05 GMT

If you answer this post I will hurt you.

FirstBorn

Romania3955 Posts

July 18 2009 14:26 GMT

Good luck playing on Iccup.

Purind

Canada3562 Posts

July 18 2009 14:33 GMT

I'm gonna ban you in every ICCUP game, and if you join my play/obs games, I'm gonna announce your race, even if your opponent specifically tells me not to

Caller

Poland8075 Posts

July 18 2009 14:40 GMT

Woah, I never said I was never going to race announce...

CrimsonLotus

Colombia1123 Posts

July 18 2009 14:50 GMT

I request a genocide against this random infidels.

MasterOfChaos

Germany2896 Posts

July 18 2009 16:21 GMT

The forces of chaos join your crusade.
For chaos, randomness and ever increasing entropy!
Death to all racists!

Chef

10810 Posts

July 18 2009 17:18 GMT

#10

Praise be to ZZxxyzz! I still follow the the 9 foot path.

FragKrag

United States11556 Posts

July 18 2009 17:27 GMT

#11

gl dude, because I ban all randoms :D

Mah Buckit!

Finland474 Posts

July 18 2009 17:31 GMT

#12

oh that´s just disgusting!
I mean how do you get a High Ultrabat?

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Proscone sounds like somekinda delicious Italian pastry

Nytefish

United Kingdom4282 Posts

July 18 2009 17:31 GMT

#13

On July 18 2009 23:26 FirstBorn wrote:
Good luck playing on Iccup.

It's actually really easy at D and C ranks if you can host. I just put "me random" in the title. Most of the time people read the game name. Occasionally you get an idiot who comes in and asks you to pick a race, but that's what ban is for.

Chef

10810 Posts

July 18 2009 17:32 GMT

#14

On July 19 2009 02:27 FragKrag wrote:
gl dude, because I ban all randoms :D

Call us when you start playing StarCraft

randombum

United States2378 Posts

July 18 2009 19:12 GMT

#15

Thank-you for being such devote worshipers, I did not know I had so many fans.

Kennigit

Canada19447 Posts

July 18 2009 19:20 GMT

#16

~~July 17th~~ August 20th

DeathByMonkeys

United States742 Posts

July 18 2009 19:28 GMT

#17

I hardly ever play randoms - the chances increase in a 2 player map vs 3/4 player maps. Sometimes I just don't care other times I'm raging and am just like "fuck you".