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What was THAT story again? (Need TL Help)

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Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-10 03:26:08
July 09 2009 18:23 GMT
#1
EDIT: Thanks to ShoCkeyy! Found the story again. Posting the first part here:

My name is Kolin Pope. I am the savior of the future. Like most with the title of savior, I never went out looking for it. No, adventure found me.

It began on a very unremarkable evening in August 2003. I was nineteen at the time and in my room, when the evening silence was suddenly broken by the sound of my dog barking from downstairs. Moments later, my Mom strolled in, telling me calmly,“There’s someone at the door for you. He says he’s from the future.”

Confused yet intrigued, I hurried downstairs to find a man of about twenty that I had never seen before in my life standing on my front porch. He offered me his hand and said, “Hello, my name is Zane Figiam. I am from the future. This is a package for you.”

Playing along, I replied, “Is this plans for a time machine?”

“No,” he responded, with a tone in his voice suggesting that I was the one making ridiculous statements. He held up his package; a small, flat object wrapped in newspaper. I pondered it for a moment, then put on my best “important face” and told him, “I accept the responsibility of the future.” Zane shook my hand as he hurriedly handed off the package. He said a quick goodbye, turned, then fled out my front gate and out of sight.
a mysterious package!

I rushed back upstairs, eager to discover the contents of the package. Peeling back the newspaper, plastic gemstones and glitter sparkled as I fished a scrapbook out of the makeshift wrapping paper. Ornate decoration surrounded the title, “Gem Missile: A Tribute to Velocity Gnome”. I was startled by its contents as I flipped through the pages. It seemed to be an entire scrapbook devoted to my internet alias “Velocity Gnome”, as well as my friends, family, and dealings in cyberspace. As I delved further, I realized some of the information contained within was nearly half a year old, proving the scrapbook wasn’t thrown together overnight as its look would have you believe. The final oddity was a paper CD sleeve affixed to the back cover. “Open in case of future” was written on it, which I blatantly disobeyed. Track after track of unfamiliar 80s music from the CD played as I spent the rest of the night thumbing through the book.

No clues had been hinted at, no explanations left. The ordeal was effectively open and shut with no information on why I had been chosen for such a thing. I answered questions here and there about it for the next few weeks, and as things began to calm down, the entire incident slowly slipped from memory.


Site: http://www.thefutureshock.com/
Google Cache (Cause the site is down)

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Original Post:
Many moons ago, i stumbleupon-ed a very cool Internet story. The main character (who went with an obscure user name that contained the word "gnome" in it), received a curious package from the internets. Among its contents was a plane ticket to another state, and he was told that the fate of the world is in his hands and he needs to go there.

This tale tells the epic story of how a bunch of people on the internets decided to intervene in one person's life to bring about a epic story containing time travel, wizards, dnd dice rolling, and climaxing in a musical. It was a multi year project.

The thing is, due to my gold fish memory, i've forgotten the website that documents this journey, as well as any key words that could help me find it again. So im throwing this out to the miracle power of TL:

Does anyone know/remember the website of such a story?

If TL resolves this,... well then everyone would get to read this epic real life story and I would be able to send it to my friend to prove that i'm not nuts.

***
~\(。◕‿‿◕。)/~,,,,,,,,>
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-09 18:48:03
July 09 2009 18:47 GMT
#2
I'm going to post here just so I can track this thread later once someone turns up that story.

EDIT

To be honest...now that I read your descrip again, it kinda sounds like your run of the mill Vegas trip...
Hello
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
July 09 2009 18:49 GMT
#3
No idea but the probe story and X SC comic story were ownage.
Nak Allstar.
B1nary
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada1267 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-09 20:01:37
July 09 2009 18:56 GMT
#4
On July 10 2009 03:49 MiniRoman wrote:
No idea but the probe story and X SC comic story were ownage.


Can you post a link to the probe story if you know where to find it? I haven't read it before and I can't find it with search.

edit: thanks!
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
July 09 2009 19:02 GMT
#5
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?currentpage=1&topic_id=8982 <--- Probe story
Nak Allstar.
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
July 09 2009 19:13 GMT
#6
No idea but this sounds epic reading the 2d paragraph
No no no no its not mine!
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-09 22:36:38
July 09 2009 22:35 GMT
#7
http://www.thefutureshock.com/index.html




EDIT: Actual site, but its down

here's a summary:

http://urbanprankster.com/2009/05/three-year-epic-prank-on-one-stranger/
Life?
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
July 10 2009 01:08 GMT
#8
Another question, who was it that posted that epic tale of 1v1 fastest or something here on TL I thought it was ITW but not sure.
Hi.
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
July 10 2009 03:21 GMT
#9
YES! thank you ShoCkeyy!!

most of the site is still accessible via google cache. Awesome.
~\(。◕‿‿◕。)/~,,,,,,,,>
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
July 10 2009 04:14 GMT
#10
Can you post links to those cached pages? Like just the ones with story content on them. I don't know how to do that...lol.
Hello
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
July 10 2009 04:28 GMT
#11
Haha; you're welcomed
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