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DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-06 06:59:41
July 06 2009 06:09 GMT
#1
So at my old high school we had web/tech club meetings that took place something like every wednesday or some shit like that, but one day I brought in starcraft and showed all the little nerds GOMTV and they loved it. Needless to say, none of them could probably hold D rank for a couple of games. But one of them sent me this video and it made me ROFL.



okay game 1 was waaaaaaaaaaaaaay funnier


You can tell they watch alot of GOM cuz they use some lingo. Keep in mind that the kids commentating dont have any idea iccup exists and/or spend their time playing fastest on bnet east.

edit: there are other videos posted too lol theyre pretty funny as well

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BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
July 06 2009 06:13 GMT
#2
Haha oh god, and they played the replay on "Fast" too :O
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
July 06 2009 06:16 GMT
#3
Ugh, that was hard to watch
Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
epicdoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States489 Posts
July 06 2009 06:16 GMT
#4
LOLOOLOL Pylon on 8 good timing..extremely good timing on 8. LOLOL so racist.
Omg this is full of pure win and a lot of fail. This made my day
JFKWT
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Singapore1442 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-06 06:21:23
July 06 2009 06:19 GMT
#5
rofl 1a > terran on fast

and the mexican jokes werent funny to boot
The calm before the storm / "loli is not a crime, but meganekko is the way to go!"
ShadowDrgn
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2497 Posts
July 06 2009 06:20 GMT
#6
Replay name spoils the result!

I love the factory lift off when the vulture was at 90%.
Of course, you only live one life, and you make all your mistakes, and learn what not to do, and that’s the end of you.
Solinren
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2653 Posts
July 06 2009 06:20 GMT
#7
Pure comedy.
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
July 06 2009 06:21 GMT
#8
omg that lift rofl.
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
July 06 2009 06:22 GMT
#9
lol, why is it so damn windy where they are recording the audio?
geegee1
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States618 Posts
July 06 2009 06:26 GMT
#10
lol "that wall was a fucking glitch" i lol so hard on that
pew pew
Bosu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3247 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-06 06:27:03
July 06 2009 06:26 GMT
#11
That terran is probably the worst player I have ever seen.

Toss wasn't much better.
#1 Kwanro Fan
huameng
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1133 Posts
July 06 2009 06:28 GMT
#12
oh god watch game number 1 it's so much better
skating
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
July 06 2009 06:29 GMT
#13
lol pretty standard opening when the game first started LOL.

This is so funny because they sound so professional, when in fact they know nothing about the game at all.

Great blog, 5/5.
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
July 06 2009 06:30 GMT
#14
This rules, are there more than the couple in this guy's profile?
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-06 06:32:12
July 06 2009 06:31 GMT
#15
On July 06 2009 15:19 JFKWT wrote:
rofl 1a > terran on fast

and the mexican jokes werent funny to boot

hahahaha nice edit
On July 06 2009 15:30 heyoka wrote:
This rules, are there more than the couple in this guy's profile?

yea like 3 more i think, theyre all hilarious
InToTheWannaB
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4770 Posts
July 06 2009 06:32 GMT
#16
shoot if you know all these guys teach them to play. BWs always needs new blood!
When the spirit is not altogether slain, great loss teaches men and women to desire greatly, both for themselves and for others.
Razt
Profile Joined January 2008
United States97 Posts
July 06 2009 06:32 GMT
#17
On July 06 2009 15:19 JFKWT wrote:
rofl 1a > terran on fast


1a? they don't use hotkeys
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
July 06 2009 06:34 GMT
#18
ahahah this was soo awesome

hope they do more of these
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
Deleted User 37864
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
780 Posts
July 06 2009 06:40 GMT
#19
THIS WAS BISU VS FLASH LEVEL. HOLY SHIT.
5/5
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
July 06 2009 06:44 GMT
#20
I had to stop.

I couldn't bear it.

That wall-in...the toss only had one probe on gas ffs!!
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