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conCentrate9
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States438 Posts
July 06 2009 06:46 GMT
#21
This was awesome.
Xiberia
Profile Joined September 2007
Sweden634 Posts
July 06 2009 06:47 GMT
#22
"uh, ffs? I think that's fuck fuck shit." "yeah, fuck fuck shit"
alexpnd
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1857 Posts
July 06 2009 06:50 GMT
#23
from game one when the cannon rush is killing the supply depots "nice supply depots faggot" "maybe you should scout more faggot"

CASH!
www.brainyweb.ca //web stuff!
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6183 Posts
July 06 2009 06:52 GMT
#24
haa nice to see newcomers enjoying the game!
A3iL3r0n
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States2196 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-06 06:53:16
July 06 2009 06:52 GMT
#25
"looks like he's gonna go for tech, probably siege tanks"

lol
My psychiatrist says I have deep-seated Ragneuroses :(
Underwhelmed
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States207 Posts
July 06 2009 06:55 GMT
#26
"Pretty standard openings for both, just gathering minerals"

The commentary is hilarious, they keep saying the most obvious things as professionally as they can.
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States6518 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-06 06:58:42
July 06 2009 06:58 GMT
#27
+ Show Spoiler +
I AM GOING TO BE SO GOOD AT STARCRAFT 2
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
July 06 2009 07:08 GMT
#28
On July 06 2009 15:52 A3iL3r0n wrote:
"looks like he's gonna go for tech, probably siege tanks"

lol

You know, you see a lot of terrans do that these days.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-06 07:16:53
July 06 2009 07:08 GMT
#29
Somebody should tell that terran that his units have ranged attacks imo.
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
July 06 2009 07:25 GMT
#30
i dont think i've ever seen anybody that bad make a video.
U Gotta Skate.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
July 06 2009 07:27 GMT
#31
I am pretty sure these are meant to be a joke.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
July 06 2009 07:30 GMT
#32
Well... those were interesting.
meathook
Profile Joined December 2007
1289 Posts
July 06 2009 07:33 GMT
#33
I thought they were being sarcastic... ugh.
An ugly planet. A bug planet.
zoLo
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States5896 Posts
July 06 2009 07:35 GMT
#34
I think my IQ just dropped from watching those videos and I heard nothing but the word "faggot" lol.
whatusername
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1181 Posts
July 06 2009 07:50 GMT
#35
wtf is an outpost lol
im gay
drug_vict1m
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
844 Posts
July 06 2009 08:30 GMT
#36
On July 06 2009 16:27 Mastermind wrote:
I am pretty sure these are meant to be a joke.

god i hope so
One must feel chaos within, to give birth to a dancing star.
MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
July 06 2009 08:34 GMT
#37
fuck fuck shit this was good
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
July 06 2009 08:35 GMT
#38
I've watched th other games aswell, the poor terran lost to zealot rushes in all of them.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
July 06 2009 08:40 GMT
#39
On July 06 2009 17:35 FirstBorn wrote:
I've watched th other games aswell, the poor terran lost to zealot rushes in all of them.

The poor terran needs to learn how to build a proper wall...
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
zOula...
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States898 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-06 09:17:34
July 06 2009 09:08 GMT
#40
this made me laugh out loud

edit: everyone knows its an outpost if its less than half way and a bunker rush if its more than halfway
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