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AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7465 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-03 06:32:22
June 03 2009 06:31 GMT
#41
Grobyc

I like yours too

I'll go rate it =)
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
June 03 2009 06:36 GMT
#42
Even more despised than the Aryan Nation,
That Zerg slaying horror, Destination
It's hell on earth for its MOTW duration
Might as well spend that time performing masturbation

Sometimes the Terran 8 raxes your main,
And 6 marines spill drone blood down the drain,
Replacing workers with a bloody stain,
Yet not even quite Zerg's main bane.

For what can one do against that insidious tech,
Vultures, Golaiths, Tanks, stupid mech,
You 1a2a3a me and then say "kek"
Ruining my hydra army and my expo to a wreck.

And even when I block your bike
I think the harass is done: you say "psyche"
And in come the wraiths, free to strike
And slow me down more: what's there to like?

So many times I have been forced to GG
Have been brought back down, back to D
Maybe I'll be forced to switch back to T
Because it's impossible to win on Destination as Z.

And even if I do win there's no pleasing me
As my lings ravage your base, I see
That you float away your CC
And before I can kill them, you PP.
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 03 2009 06:40 GMT
#43
lol Caller nj making all 4 lines in each stanza rhyme
On June 03 2009 15:31 AttackZerg wrote:
Grobyc

I like yours too

I'll go rate it =)

yay :3
<33
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Aqo[il]
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Israel183 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-03 11:47:21
June 03 2009 11:42 GMT
#44
Map of the week today:
Blue storm
Perfect time,
to play the swarm

I decide to go 2hat
Expecting some cheese
His SCV blocks my nat
I just 12pool with ease

4th minute kicks in,
no backdoor proxy yet
so now I begin
to whore drones from my hat

Placing my spire,
I cut my overlord's life short
fly it into marine fire
to reveal a finished starport

Fuck, I still don't know
Should I place a den or an evolution chamber?
What is his b/o
Cloaked wraiths? a drop? Some other options I don't remember?

I decide to get both techs
For the lack of a safer reaction
It's not like I have map hacks
That can scan his plan of action

I also make sure
That my ling speed is done
Just in case
of an early 3vulture run

Wraiths are now here
evo just done
My ovies disappear
And some drones already gone

Can't get a hydra to defend
Since I'm supply blocked now
I have to build creeps to fend
wraith fire from cooking me raw

After some beating,
spire is done
his wraiths run from muta
but my macro is gone

Cloak gives him map control
So I just rebuild drones and get ovie speed
Meanwhile his tanks roll
He chose tech, expanding is something Ts don't even need

I play smart, sneak some lings and hide them
set up a flank from behind
His contain has lots of M&M
So I'll just wait for the right moment, if he doesn't mind

And then it comes, commence!
he stims into my nat.
I execute my defense -
With control as good as you can get!

I survive the attack
But the Terran already expanded easily
my 3rd expo attempt has no luck
Dies to cloaked wraiths who still roam freely

I try to understand,
being in a hassle
What kind of tech choice I need
To battle his M&M, Tanks, Wraiths, and soon vessel

To be able fight
this kind of Terran ball
I need hive tech, defilers
So to my main I scroll

I send a drone
To place my queen's nest
But then I spot a drop
For God's sake can I get no rest

I move my units to save my base
From the horror known as +2 M&M
But even if that wasn't the case
my units would still die quickly to them

A few painful minutes later
My consume is 50% done
First defiler is out
He attacks my nat and I gg

...Bluestorm ZvT on the first day of iCCup S9
.........by Aqo

Based on a real story.
Reavers. Lurkers. Vultures. Defilers. Corsairs. Vessels. Why did they remove all the cool units from SC2...?
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
June 03 2009 12:03 GMT
#45
You guys fail at metres, this is agony to read.
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Aqo[il]
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Israel183 Posts
June 03 2009 12:04 GMT
#46
It's called a poetic license foo
Reavers. Lurkers. Vultures. Defilers. Corsairs. Vessels. Why did they remove all the cool units from SC2...?
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7465 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-04 01:11:09
June 04 2009 01:10 GMT
#47
On June 03 2009 21:03 Pholon wrote:
You guys fail at metres, this is agony to read.

I know at least mine were just meant to be said allowed and slightly humorous I didn't count or measure at all, just said what I felt worked.

Yes some of the longer ones have been very bad though ;p
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
June 04 2009 02:10 GMT
#48
When mutas fly I feel fine
Getting a corsair and life goes by
But when hydras come to field
I am worthless as grape peel
Templars are always slow
Despite their phasing glow
Comming to battle 4 sec late
Fuck I forgot storm upgrade
Now my front is crumbling back
Should I defend or counter attack
It seems templar would never fill
energy enough to make a kill
Heart attack, everything has to go so fast
Flanking zeals aimnig storms, and make more units in back
When the battle storm flies away
He has 4 bases, it's too late
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
June 04 2009 02:16 GMT
#49
hHAha this thread awesome
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7465 Posts
June 04 2009 03:40 GMT
#50
There I was, as was he,
we played a game of z v t,
I went 5 pool, he scouted me,
I just won, I'm out of D,

GG
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 05 2009 06:10 GMT
#51
On June 04 2009 12:40 AttackZerg wrote:
There I was, as was he,
we played a game of z v t,
I went 5 pool, he scouted me,
I just won, I'm out of D,

GG

The best part is it's true lol.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
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