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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
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AzureEye
United States1360 Posts
On June 03 2009 10:32 Pioneer wrote: I'm not very good at rhyming but I'll give it a shot. You have ultralisks stop crying It must be nice having a spell that can make your units near invicible Must be pretty cool taking out a crucial tech unit with 2 units half it's cost (scourge/vessel) It's awesome when a lurker deathshot takes out a group of marines. It's not an imbalanced mu it's more of the fact that you suck. I did my best. :p Fail. Doesnt even rhyme Terran just proxyed rax'd my ass I sweat like a mother but defend his trespass I build sunkens but his vultures just pass I yell at Blizzard since vultures are broken But my screams are in vain I reckon My economy is better, and he knows But he's safe cuz of his walls and depots Every Zerg pro had an uphill battle like this But they ain't like me, they don't hiss 2 Dropships rape my base Fuck why did I pick this race | ||
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Sonu
Canada577 Posts
On June 03 2009 10:37 Zozma wrote: Dude, none of that rhymes. You fail at poems. tis called free verse lol | ||
TheFallofTroy
Canada780 Posts
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AzureEye
United States1360 Posts
On June 03 2009 10:57 iMBA wrote: Terran can never be iMBA ^ - ^ I like how your statement goes along with the T icon + Name | ||
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
I rule | ||
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AttackZerg
United States7465 Posts
destination infact, I wanted a nice little game, So the game started, I reacted retarded, and lost to a rax in my main. | ||
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Ozarugold
2716 Posts
Marine blood is red, Dragoon blood is blue. You ain't no Tossgirl, but I guess you will do. Happy Valentines Day. | ||
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Pioneer
994 Posts
On June 03 2009 10:37 Zozma wrote: Dude, none of that rhymes. You fail at poems. I said I wasn't very good! | ||
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Reason
United Kingdom2770 Posts
as I'm scouting you out, Reveal your spawning location I shout! Though I've arrived I'm dismayed to see, Five drones and a pool are waiting for me. I barely defend keeping few alive, But you've no economy and are far from the hive. The war is now on and be sure I'm no quitter, I'll fight 'till the end be it sweet, or bitter. I'm killing expos and yet you make more, I'm fighting off two base you're massing off four. I've made sure I have all the tech that I need, But oh dear look! it's a Zergling stampede. I'm prepared this time Firebats are in place, But spines from lurkers won't cease giving chase. Enough of mere men they are weak and they die: Bring out the machines that shoot and can fly. No more shall we cower in fear of your might, Missiles of Charon and Seige Tanks Arclite. It appears though I've spoken too soon, alas, See Defilers and Ultras approach, en masse. | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
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tobi9999
United States1966 Posts
Oh a free scout? How is that fair?! I send my probe out The zerglings come and I'm unable to scout I sit and expand, letting time pass and here comes your 3hatchling mass Oh my stargate and my sair I don't think they even care. Next game I am mad Your zerglings make me sad I make an extra gate Because of my hate The lurker contain is here Instead of typing GG i call the zerg a queer edit: I'm bad at poetry  ((((((((((( | ||
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khy
United States475 Posts
Oops, too bad, my scouting SCV died. I failed to see the 9pool go up My first marine's out of luck. Six demon lizard things tearing up my min line SCVs come to save the day, just in time. I'm still on one base, you're on three Here come the mutas; I thought I was free. Marines gunning for mutalisk blood, All they get is a glaive wurm flood. My vessels are here you bastard, your timing is done Oh look there's a control group of lurkers, run marines run! There's red all over the place, man that's a lot of blood Looks like my m&m micro is still a major dud GG you bastard, this matchup is gay I'll come back to pwn you another day (i.e. 10 years from now, in SC2) | ||
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YPang
United States4024 Posts
I quickly pull my SCV's off and see, The SCV's were too late to arrive and lings in my base Fuck you bitch, you dirty disgrace. Because zergs are so noob, I micro'ed my way Only losing 5 scv's thats what THEY say. I thought i still had a chance because my opponent was a noob I made 9 turrets, and found out he/she had boobs. So i quickly tore down my turrets with my own marines I said sorry there lady, i'm not a fiend. I'm just a desperate internet geek with no weed. Sees a women on the internet and i beat my meat. | ||
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CFDragon
United States304 Posts
As the rines turn to Ragu | ||
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tobi9999
United States1966 Posts
 My SCVs are mining, and it's June My Wall-in is as beautiful as the moon I see your 3 Hatch Lair I don't even care My vultures and valks are here I wait for your mutas so I can see you tear Mutalisks and zerglings better die Or I am going to cry I see your muta clump I think i'm entering a slump Your scourge make my valks fall Choosing Terran was a bad call In 2008-2009 Batoo OSL Jaedong played and Fantasy got slayed 2-3 is not fun Instead of starcraft I think I better go to the sun | ||
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
I must say I liked your poem a lot, Reason. | ||
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AttackZerg
United States7465 Posts
gj mate. | ||
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PH
United States6173 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On June 03 2009 13:55 AttackZerg wrote: Yeah reason won this thread so easily lol. gj mate. *Gives Reason a star* ![[image loading]](http://www.the-aps.org/education/sixstarscience/images/star_hg_clr.gif) | ||
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