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Got sort of inspired after reading some other ones 
What a shitty start,
A drone jumps the min walls,
It's so freaking far away now,
This is breaking mah balls.
That scouting SCV,
Fucking blocking my hatch,
Oh go to hell asshole,
Now the squares don't match.
My expo is delayed,
3 hatch muta will be late,
I try to regain myself,
But my drones meet their fate.
A bunker's going up,
Micro can't help me here,
His marines are too fast
So my drones run in fear.
Whoever made this game,
Made ovies way too damn slow,
His marine is killing it,
It's got nowhere to go!
BOOM!!!
I'm on one base now,
there's no way I can win,
I'm pissing my pants,
yet he fucking grins.
Tanks pounding my sunks,
This is it, now "GG?",
Haha, you wish bitch,
Ima D/C, no loss for me!
Sure it sucks, but whatever!
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pretty funny except the D/C part lol
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imo make the later lines longer to show how every ZvT game is an uphill battle no matter how far ahead you are. ;p
I enjoyed it a lot.
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On June 03 2009 09:41 Sprite wrote:
pretty funny except the D/C part lol
yeah hardest part was probably thinking of a decent ending
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konadora
Singapore66156 Posts
D/C? Why so BM? 
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On June 03 2009 09:44 konadora wrote:D/C? Why so BM?
Bunker rush >>> Zerg nerdrage obviously ;D
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konadora
Singapore66156 Posts
How about defending from a 9pool speed + sunken rush on colosseum 2, rape his main only to have him DC?
That's sad (I suffered that like 6~7 times... or else I would have gotten a C >__> )
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bunker rush caught me off guard
with rines coming in by threes
dude, fuck you man
for being such a cheese
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pretty good poem imo
Oh go to hell asshole,
Now the squares don't match.
XD
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On June 03 2009 09:48 konadora wrote:How about defending from a 9pool speed + sunken rush on colosseum 2, rape his main only to have him DC? That's sad (I suffered that like 6~7 times... or else I would have gotten a C >__> )
Hey you are open to make your own poem too
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lol nice
but there will probably be terrans complaining about lurkers and ultralisks (a.k.a. fucking invincible units)
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i vote this for beta key contest
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Hickory ,Dickory, dock
Hello wraith,
my supply has been blocked,
I have no spores in my town,
the drones all will go down,
and I call the damn newbie,
a cock.
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On June 03 2009 10:11 AttackZerg wrote:
Hickory ,Dickory, dock
Hello wraith,
my supply has been blocked,
I have no spores in my town,
the drones all will go down,
and I call the damn newbie,
a cock.
that' beautiful<3
XD
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konadora
Singapore66156 Posts
On June 03 2009 09:56 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +On June 03 2009 09:48 konadora wrote:How about defending from a 9pool speed + sunken rush on colosseum 2, rape his main only to have him DC? That's sad (I suffered that like 6~7 times... or else I would have gotten a C >__> ) Hey you are open to make your own poem too
Unfortunately I'm not into literature
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On June 03 2009 10:11 AttackZerg wrote:
Hickory ,Dickory, dock
Hello wraith,
my supply has been blocked,
I have no spores in my town,
the drones all will go down,
and I call the damn newbie,
a cock.
I see the terran ball
It seems so very small
I set up a flank
To kill all his tanks
But I was raped in the brawl.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Limericks own.
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Standard I play,
like koreans they say,
so I 3 hat ,I don't cheese, I play nice,
but when my mutas arrive,
they all fail or die,
I will never make it to hive!
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On June 03 2009 10:27 AttackZerg wrote:
Standard I play,
like koreans they say,
so I 3 hat ,I don't cheese, I play nice,
but when my mutas arrive,
they all fail or die,
I will never make it to hive!
That basically sums up my ZvT vs Bio.
My ZvT vs mech is much better lol
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I'm not very good at rhyming but I'll give it a shot.
You have ultralisks stop crying
It must be nice having a spell that can make your units near invicible
Must be pretty cool taking out a crucial tech unit with 2 units half it's cost (scourge/vessel)
It's awesome when a lurker deathshot takes out a group of marines.
It's not an imbalanced mu it's more of the fact that you suck.
I did my best. :p
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Dude, none of that rhymes. You fail at poems.
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