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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-03 01:33:40
June 03 2009 00:38 GMT
#1
Got sort of inspired after reading some other ones
What a shitty start,
A drone jumps the min walls,
It's so freaking far away now,
This is breaking mah balls.

That scouting SCV,
Fucking blocking my hatch,
Oh go to hell asshole,
Now the squares don't match.

My expo is delayed,
3 hatch muta will be late,
I try to regain myself,
But my drones meet their fate.

A bunker's going up,
Micro can't help me here,
His marines are too fast
So my drones run in fear.

Whoever made this game,
Made ovies way too damn slow,
His marine is killing it,
It's got nowhere to go!

BOOM!!!

I'm on one base now,
there's no way I can win,
I'm pissing my pants,
yet he fucking grins.

Tanks pounding my sunks,
This is it, now "GG?",
Haha, you wish bitch,
Ima D/C, no loss for me!

Sure it sucks, but whatever!

*****
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Sprite
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1015 Posts
June 03 2009 00:41 GMT
#2
pretty funny except the D/C part lol
Firebathero is still the best!
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1846 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-03 05:23:47
June 03 2009 00:43 GMT
#3
imo make the later lines longer to show how every ZvT game is an uphill battle no matter how far ahead you are. ;p

I enjoyed it a lot.
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 03 2009 00:44 GMT
#4
On June 03 2009 09:41 Sprite wrote:
pretty funny except the D/C part lol

yeah hardest part was probably thinking of a decent ending
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66358 Posts
June 03 2009 00:44 GMT
#5
D/C? Why so BM?
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 03 2009 00:46 GMT
#6
On June 03 2009 09:44 konadora wrote:
D/C? Why so BM?

Bunker rush >>> Zerg nerdrage obviously ;D
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66358 Posts
June 03 2009 00:48 GMT
#7
How about defending from a 9pool speed + sunken rush on colosseum 2, rape his main only to have him DC?

That's sad (I suffered that like 6~7 times... or else I would have gotten a C >__> )
POGGERS
hcliff454
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada127 Posts
June 03 2009 00:54 GMT
#8
bunker rush caught me off guard
with rines coming in by threes
dude, fuck you man
for being such a cheese
dworn it -lz
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
June 03 2009 00:55 GMT
#9
pretty good poem imo
Oh go to hell asshole,
Now the squares don't match.

XD
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 03 2009 00:56 GMT
#10
On June 03 2009 09:48 konadora wrote:
How about defending from a 9pool speed + sunken rush on colosseum 2, rape his main only to have him DC?

That's sad (I suffered that like 6~7 times... or else I would have gotten a C >__> )

Hey you are open to make your own poem too
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
OreoBoi
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada1639 Posts
June 03 2009 00:56 GMT
#11
lol nice
but there will probably be terrans complaining about lurkers and ultralisks (a.k.a. fucking invincible units)
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
June 03 2009 01:09 GMT
#12
i vote this for beta key contest
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7465 Posts
June 03 2009 01:11 GMT
#13
Hickory ,Dickory, dock
Hello wraith,
my supply has been blocked,
I have no spores in my town,
the drones all will go down,
and I call the damn newbie,
a cock.
b3h47pte
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1317 Posts
June 03 2009 01:18 GMT
#14
On June 03 2009 10:11 AttackZerg wrote:
Hickory ,Dickory, dock
Hello wraith,
my supply has been blocked,
I have no spores in my town,
the drones all will go down,
and I call the damn newbie,
a cock.


that' beautiful<3
XD
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66358 Posts
June 03 2009 01:18 GMT
#15
On June 03 2009 09:56 Grobyc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 03 2009 09:48 konadora wrote:
How about defending from a 9pool speed + sunken rush on colosseum 2, rape his main only to have him DC?

That's sad (I suffered that like 6~7 times... or else I would have gotten a C >__> )

Hey you are open to make your own poem too

Unfortunately I'm not into literature
POGGERS
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
June 03 2009 01:21 GMT
#16
On June 03 2009 10:11 AttackZerg wrote:
Hickory ,Dickory, dock
Hello wraith,
my supply has been blocked,
I have no spores in my town,
the drones all will go down,
and I call the damn newbie,
a cock.


I see the terran ball
It seems so very small
I set up a flank
To kill all his tanks
But I was raped in the brawl.

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Limericks own.
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7465 Posts
June 03 2009 01:27 GMT
#17
Standard I play,
like koreans they say,
so I 3 hat ,I don't cheese, I play nice,
but when my mutas arrive,
they all fail or die,
I will never make it to hive!
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 03 2009 01:32 GMT
#18
On June 03 2009 10:27 AttackZerg wrote:
Standard I play,
like koreans they say,
so I 3 hat ,I don't cheese, I play nice,
but when my mutas arrive,
they all fail or die,
I will never make it to hive!

That basically sums up my ZvT vs Bio.

My ZvT vs mech is much better lol
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Pioneer
Profile Joined December 2008
994 Posts
June 03 2009 01:32 GMT
#19
I'm not very good at rhyming but I'll give it a shot.

You have ultralisks stop crying
It must be nice having a spell that can make your units near invicible
Must be pretty cool taking out a crucial tech unit with 2 units half it's cost (scourge/vessel)
It's awesome when a lurker deathshot takes out a group of marines.
It's not an imbalanced mu it's more of the fact that you suck.

I did my best. :p
Zozma
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1626 Posts
June 03 2009 01:37 GMT
#20
Dude, none of that rhymes. You fail at poems.
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