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Got sort of inspired after reading some other ones 
What a shitty start,
A drone jumps the min walls,
It's so freaking far away now,
This is breaking mah balls.
That scouting SCV,
Fucking blocking my hatch,
Oh go to hell asshole,
Now the squares don't match.
My expo is delayed,
3 hatch muta will be late,
I try to regain myself,
But my drones meet their fate.
A bunker's going up,
Micro can't help me here,
His marines are too fast
So my drones run in fear.
Whoever made this game,
Made ovies way too damn slow,
His marine is killing it,
It's got nowhere to go!
BOOM!!!
I'm on one base now,
there's no way I can win,
I'm pissing my pants,
yet he fucking grins.
Tanks pounding my sunks,
This is it, now "GG?",
Haha, you wish bitch,
Ima D/C, no loss for me!
Sure it sucks, but whatever!
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United States1015 Posts
pretty funny except the D/C part lol
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imo make the later lines longer to show how every ZvT game is an uphill battle no matter how far ahead you are. ;p
I enjoyed it a lot.
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On June 03 2009 09:41 Sprite wrote:
pretty funny except the D/C part lol
yeah hardest part was probably thinking of a decent ending
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konadora
Singapore66358 Posts
D/C? Why so BM? 
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On June 03 2009 09:44 konadora wrote:D/C? Why so BM?
Bunker rush >>> Zerg nerdrage obviously ;D
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konadora
Singapore66358 Posts
How about defending from a 9pool speed + sunken rush on colosseum 2, rape his main only to have him DC?
That's sad (I suffered that like 6~7 times... or else I would have gotten a C >__> )
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bunker rush caught me off guard
with rines coming in by threes
dude, fuck you man
for being such a cheese
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pretty good poem imo
Oh go to hell asshole,
Now the squares don't match.
XD
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On June 03 2009 09:48 konadora wrote:How about defending from a 9pool speed + sunken rush on colosseum 2, rape his main only to have him DC? That's sad (I suffered that like 6~7 times... or else I would have gotten a C >__> )
Hey you are open to make your own poem too
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lol nice
but there will probably be terrans complaining about lurkers and ultralisks (a.k.a. fucking invincible units)
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i vote this for beta key contest
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Hickory ,Dickory, dock
Hello wraith,
my supply has been blocked,
I have no spores in my town,
the drones all will go down,
and I call the damn newbie,
a cock.
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On June 03 2009 10:11 AttackZerg wrote:
Hickory ,Dickory, dock
Hello wraith,
my supply has been blocked,
I have no spores in my town,
the drones all will go down,
and I call the damn newbie,
a cock.
that' beautiful<3
XD
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konadora
Singapore66358 Posts
On June 03 2009 09:56 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +On June 03 2009 09:48 konadora wrote:How about defending from a 9pool speed + sunken rush on colosseum 2, rape his main only to have him DC? That's sad (I suffered that like 6~7 times... or else I would have gotten a C >__> ) Hey you are open to make your own poem too
Unfortunately I'm not into literature
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On June 03 2009 10:11 AttackZerg wrote:
Hickory ,Dickory, dock
Hello wraith,
my supply has been blocked,
I have no spores in my town,
the drones all will go down,
and I call the damn newbie,
a cock.
I see the terran ball
It seems so very small
I set up a flank
To kill all his tanks
But I was raped in the brawl.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Limericks own.
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Standard I play,
like koreans they say,
so I 3 hat ,I don't cheese, I play nice,
but when my mutas arrive,
they all fail or die,
I will never make it to hive!
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On June 03 2009 10:27 AttackZerg wrote:
Standard I play,
like koreans they say,
so I 3 hat ,I don't cheese, I play nice,
but when my mutas arrive,
they all fail or die,
I will never make it to hive!
That basically sums up my ZvT vs Bio.
My ZvT vs mech is much better lol
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I'm not very good at rhyming but I'll give it a shot.
You have ultralisks stop crying
It must be nice having a spell that can make your units near invicible
Must be pretty cool taking out a crucial tech unit with 2 units half it's cost (scourge/vessel)
It's awesome when a lurker deathshot takes out a group of marines.
It's not an imbalanced mu it's more of the fact that you suck.
I did my best. :p
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Dude, none of that rhymes. You fail at poems.
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And it doesn't flow too well either lol...
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On June 03 2009 10:32 Pioneer wrote:
I'm not very good at rhyming but I'll give it a shot.
You have ultralisks stop crying
It must be nice having a spell that can make your units near invicible
Must be pretty cool taking out a crucial tech unit with 2 units half it's cost (scourge/vessel)
It's awesome when a lurker deathshot takes out a group of marines.
It's not an imbalanced mu it's more of the fact that you suck.
I did my best. :p
Fail. Doesnt even rhyme
Terran just proxyed rax'd my ass
I sweat like a mother but defend his trespass
I build sunkens but his vultures just pass
I yell at Blizzard since vultures are broken
But my screams are in vain I reckon
My economy is better, and he knows
But he's safe cuz of his walls and depots
Every Zerg pro had an uphill battle like this
But they ain't like me, they don't hiss
2 Dropships rape my base
Fuck why did I pick this race
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On June 03 2009 10:37 Zozma wrote:
Dude, none of that rhymes. You fail at poems.
tis called free verse lol
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Canada780 Posts
Terran can never be iMBA, that job is for Protoss. ^_^
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On June 03 2009 10:57 iMBA wrote:
Terran can never be iMBA ^ - ^
I like how your statement goes along with the T icon + Name
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I hosted a map,
destination infact,
I wanted a nice little game,
So the game started,
I reacted retarded, and lost to a rax in my main.
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I used this for Valentine's Day. It's not original but...
Marine blood is red,
Dragoon blood is blue.
You ain't no Tossgirl,
but I guess you will do.
Happy Valentines Day.
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On June 03 2009 10:37 Zozma wrote:
Dude, none of that rhymes. You fail at poems.
I said I wasn't very good!
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Times are tense
as I'm scouting you out,
Reveal your spawning
location I shout!
Though I've arrived
I'm dismayed to see,
Five drones and a pool
are waiting for me.
I barely defend
keeping few alive,
But you've no economy
and are far from the hive.
The war is now on
and be sure I'm no quitter,
I'll fight 'till the end
be it sweet, or bitter.
I'm killing expos and
yet you make more,
I'm fighting off two base
you're massing off four.
I've made sure I have
all the tech that I need,
But oh dear look!
it's a Zergling stampede.
I'm prepared this time
Firebats are in place,
But spines from lurkers
won't cease giving chase.
Enough of mere men
they are weak and they die:
Bring out the machines
that shoot and can fly.
No more shall we cower
in fear of your might,
Missiles of Charon
and Seige Tanks Arclite.
It appears though I've spoken
too soon, alas,
See Defilers and Ultras approach,
en masse.
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PvZ has started, I see your overlord in the air
Oh a free scout? How is that fair?!
I send my probe out
The zerglings come and I'm unable to scout
I sit and expand, letting time pass
and here comes your 3hatchling mass
Oh my stargate and my sair
I don't think they even care.
Next game I am mad
Your zerglings make me sad
I make an extra gate
Because of my hate
The lurker contain is here
Instead of typing GG i call the zerg a queer
edit: I'm bad at poetry (((((((((((
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The game starts and my mouse flies
Oops, too bad, my scouting SCV died.
I failed to see the 9pool go up
My first marine's out of luck.
Six demon lizard things tearing up my min line
SCVs come to save the day, just in time.
I'm still on one base, you're on three
Here come the mutas; I thought I was free.
Marines gunning for mutalisk blood,
All they get is a glaive wurm flood.
My vessels are here you bastard, your timing is done
Oh look there's a control group of lurkers, run marines run!
There's red all over the place, man that's a lot of blood
Looks like my m&m micro is still a major dud
GG you bastard, this matchup is gay
I'll come back to pwn you another day (i.e. 10 years from now, in SC2)
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I see 8 lings coming to me
I quickly pull my SCV's off and see,
The SCV's were too late to arrive and lings in my base
Fuck you bitch, you dirty disgrace.
Because zergs are so noob, I micro'ed my way
Only losing 5 scv's thats what THEY say.
I thought i still had a chance because my opponent was a noob
I made 9 turrets, and found out he/she had boobs.
So i quickly tore down my turrets with my own marines
I said sorry there lady, i'm not a fiend.
I'm just a desperate internet geek with no weed.
Sees a women on the internet and i beat my meat.
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The Defiler screams Playgu
As the rines turn to Ragu
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A poem for my TvZ 
My SCVs are mining, and it's June
My Wall-in is as beautiful as the moon
I see your 3 Hatch Lair
I don't even care
My vultures and valks are here
I wait for your mutas so I can see you tear
Mutalisks and zerglings better die
Or I am going to cry
I see your muta clump
I think i'm entering a slump
Your scourge make my valks fall
Choosing Terran was a bad call
In 2008-2009 Batoo OSL Jaedong played
and Fantasy got slayed
2-3 is not fun
Instead of starcraft I think I better go to the sun
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lol at Pioneer's poem. XD
I must say I liked your poem a lot, Reason.
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Yeah reason won this thread so easily lol.
gj mate.
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Bunker rushes are gayer than DTs.
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On June 03 2009 13:55 AttackZerg wrote:
Yeah reason won this thread so easily lol.
gj mate.
*Gives Reason a star*
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Grobyc
I like yours too
I'll go rate it =)
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Even more despised than the Aryan Nation,
That Zerg slaying horror, Destination
It's hell on earth for its MOTW duration
Might as well spend that time performing masturbation
Sometimes the Terran 8 raxes your main,
And 6 marines spill drone blood down the drain,
Replacing workers with a bloody stain,
Yet not even quite Zerg's main bane.
For what can one do against that insidious tech,
Vultures, Golaiths, Tanks, stupid mech,
You 1a2a3a me and then say "kek"
Ruining my hydra army and my expo to a wreck.
And even when I block your bike
I think the harass is done: you say "psyche"
And in come the wraiths, free to strike
And slow me down more: what's there to like?
So many times I have been forced to GG
Have been brought back down, back to D
Maybe I'll be forced to switch back to T
Because it's impossible to win on Destination as Z.
And even if I do win there's no pleasing me
As my lings ravage your base, I see
That you float away your CC
And before I can kill them, you PP.
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lol Caller nj making all 4 lines in each stanza rhyme
On June 03 2009 15:31 AttackZerg wrote:
Grobyc
I like yours too
I'll go rate it =)
yay :3
<33
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Map of the week today:
Blue storm
Perfect time,
to play the swarm
I decide to go 2hat
Expecting some cheese
His SCV blocks my nat
I just 12pool with ease
4th minute kicks in,
no backdoor proxy yet
so now I begin
to whore drones from my hat
Placing my spire,
I cut my overlord's life short
fly it into marine fire
to reveal a finished starport
Fuck, I still don't know
Should I place a den or an evolution chamber?
What is his b/o
Cloaked wraiths? a drop? Some other options I don't remember?
I decide to get both techs
For the lack of a safer reaction
It's not like I have map hacks
That can scan his plan of action
I also make sure
That my ling speed is done
Just in case
of an early 3vulture run
Wraiths are now here
evo just done
My ovies disappear
And some drones already gone
Can't get a hydra to defend
Since I'm supply blocked now
I have to build creeps to fend
wraith fire from cooking me raw
After some beating,
spire is done
his wraiths run from muta
but my macro is gone
Cloak gives him map control
So I just rebuild drones and get ovie speed
Meanwhile his tanks roll
He chose tech, expanding is something Ts don't even need
I play smart, sneak some lings and hide them
set up a flank from behind
His contain has lots of M&M
So I'll just wait for the right moment, if he doesn't mind
And then it comes, commence!
he stims into my nat.
I execute my defense -
With control as good as you can get!
I survive the attack
But the Terran already expanded easily
my 3rd expo attempt has no luck
Dies to cloaked wraiths who still roam freely
I try to understand,
being in a hassle
What kind of tech choice I need
To battle his M&M, Tanks, Wraiths, and soon vessel
To be able fight
this kind of Terran ball
I need hive tech, defilers
So to my main I scroll
I send a drone
To place my queen's nest
But then I spot a drop
For God's sake can I get no rest
I move my units to save my base
From the horror known as +2 M&M
But even if that wasn't the case
my units would still die quickly to them
A few painful minutes later
My consume is 50% done
First defiler is out
He attacks my nat and I gg
...Bluestorm ZvT on the first day of iCCup S9
.........by Aqo
Based on a real story.
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Netherlands6142 Posts
You guys fail at metres, this is agony to read.
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It's called a poetic license foo
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On June 03 2009 21:03 Pholon wrote:
You guys fail at metres, this is agony to read.
I know at least mine were just meant to be said allowed and slightly humorous I didn't count or measure at all, just said what I felt worked.
Yes some of the longer ones have been very bad though ;p
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When mutas fly I feel fine
Getting a corsair and life goes by
But when hydras come to field
I am worthless as grape peel
Templars are always slow
Despite their phasing glow
Comming to battle 4 sec late
Fuck I forgot storm upgrade
Now my front is crumbling back
Should I defend or counter attack
It seems templar would never fill
energy enough to make a kill
Heart attack, everything has to go so fast
Flanking zeals aimnig storms, and make more units in back
When the battle storm flies away
He has 4 bases, it's too late
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hHAha this thread awesome
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There I was, as was he,
we played a game of z v t,
I went 5 pool, he scouted me,
I just won, I'm out of D,
GG
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On June 04 2009 12:40 AttackZerg wrote:
There I was, as was he,
we played a game of z v t,
I went 5 pool, he scouted me,
I just won, I'm out of D,
GG
The best part is it's true lol.
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