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Crisis_
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States165 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-30 01:58:49
October 29 2008 04:08 GMT
#1
So I'm in class and this attractive girl I recently met and came to start to know came to sit next to me, and we listen to my ipod.
It's on shuffle and eventually I fall asleep because I'm tired. About a week ago, I added FakeSteve's crotchmaster song to it for the lulz.
Okay, so I'm sleeping and I wake up 10 minutes later. It turns out that the ipod is playing the very end of Crotchmaster, so it's practically already been played.
At this point, she doesn't know I'm awake, and I didn't want to make a face, but in my mind I was like :O so I just pretended I was still sleeping.
After the song some generic hip hop shit came on my ipod so that was okay. At this point I was trying to formulate some plan without it being awkward (I heard her laugh at it as I woke up btw). I decided to tackle it straightforward and make it seem like it wasn't awkward for me.

So I said, "SO THAT CROTCHMASTER IS A PIMP"

and she replied "Hahaha, yeah, he's my firebathero"

in my mind was "WTF, HOT GIRLS BE PLAYING STARCRAFT?"

she just moved in from socal, irvine or some shit...

I dunno if she plays Starcraft, but I'll ask her sometime, although talking to girls about games is a no-no..

Edit: Took down the pic because I think she might be around ..

Edit: Just asked her today and we exchanged SC users. Turns out she's C ICCup, gonna face her tonight and get pwned xP Oh yeah, and she's Japanese. SWEET

****
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
October 29 2008 04:09 GMT
#2
I think you imagined her saying "hes my firebathero" but she only said "he's my hero"
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
October 29 2008 04:10 GMT
#3
of dreams we are made of..
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
October 29 2008 04:10 GMT
#4
lol what?

that girls a keeper

(unless she actually likes FBH)
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
October 29 2008 04:12 GMT
#5
Hahahaha, that's just amazing.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
October 29 2008 04:14 GMT
#6
Sure that wasn't just you dreaming? Person below me should say "Pics or it didn't happen"
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
October 29 2008 04:21 GMT
#7
Imagine if she actually reads teamliquid and finds this thread.
Crisis_
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States165 Posts
October 29 2008 04:23 GMT
#8
On October 29 2008 13:21 ilovezil wrote:
Imagine if she actually reads teamliquid and finds this thread.


I totally just thought of that.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
October 29 2008 04:23 GMT
#9
tell her to sign up on TL and join my fan club

(PS me and saya have somethin in the works)
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
October 29 2008 04:27 GMT
#10
punch her in the dick
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
October 29 2008 04:30 GMT
#11
Haha cool! Maybe take down the picture though until you know she doesn't play SC. It would be hilarious if she were on TL!
There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
October 29 2008 04:30 GMT
#12
Yell 'Zerg Rush kekeke' and then touch here inappropriately, if she laughs she is a keeper.
Quesadilla
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1814 Posts
October 29 2008 04:31 GMT
#13
On October 29 2008 13:27 Hypnosis wrote:
punch her in the dick


Haha, give this man a star

No but dude, I live 20 mins from Irvine. It's Asia 2. She looks Korean, which means the FBH reference is a possibility. Tell her you are going to UCIrvine or something to get a date or whatever. Then go to BBQ and pwn her noobs
Make a lot of friends. Wear good clothes. Drink good beer. Love a nice girl.
Straylight
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada706 Posts
October 29 2008 04:33 GMT
#14
You did the right thing by playing it straight up, but it just so happens that she actually knows what this shit is so it didn't matter I guess.
It felt like gravity.
SpiralArchitect
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2116 Posts
October 29 2008 04:37 GMT
#15
On October 29 2008 13:10 Physician wrote:
of dreams we are made of..

I am torn between confusion and filing a rape report.
TeamLiquids #1 illiterate writer, writin dem wordz is de hardz.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-29 04:40:04
October 29 2008 04:37 GMT
#16
Dude... you LUCKY BASTARD



EDIT: WAIT WTF, what happened right after? You didn't ask her about it RIGHT THERE AND THEN?
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Shymon
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States620 Posts
October 29 2008 04:42 GMT
#17
a FBH fan huh? kind of a deal breaker there unfortunatly ;p
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
October 29 2008 04:46 GMT
#18
cute story :s
Hates Fun🤔
Kaze
Profile Joined March 2008
United States6 Posts
October 29 2008 04:48 GMT
#19
Oh hi, yea, Firebathero is cool =)
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
October 29 2008 04:48 GMT
#20
Ah why didnt you ask her? The suspense...
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