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Crotchmaster Love - Page 4

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banged
Profile Joined October 2008
United States46 Posts
October 29 2008 23:51 GMT
#61
imagination at work
completely fake
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
October 30 2008 00:09 GMT
#62
ANY ONE OF US COULD BE HER, WATCH OUT!!
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
October 30 2008 00:12 GMT
#63
all of you guys saying 'hurrr durrr this is fake' are fucking retarded

why the fuck do you care? do you think everyone will be SUPER IMPRESSED THAT YOU CALLED OUT THE FAKER?????

fuck off
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
October 30 2008 00:16 GMT
#64
Hey Steve, can I please lie to girls and say I wrote the Crotch Master song to impress them?
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
October 30 2008 00:24 GMT
#65
no
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
October 30 2008 00:40 GMT
#66
i mean you're gonna anyway but no
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
October 30 2008 00:54 GMT
#67
What if I make various sad looking emoticons?

=(

='(
:'(
(._.
T.T
tt
=[
:[
='[
:'[
SAD FACE
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
October 30 2008 01:20 GMT
#68
you can't pretend to be the crotchmaster

theyre gonna know
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
October 30 2008 01:21 GMT
#69
hes still sad
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-30 01:36:14
October 30 2008 01:36 GMT
#70
hay psycho you forgot T_T
;;
t.t
;_;

You could always slit her throat imo
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3685 Posts
October 30 2008 01:37 GMT
#71
On October 30 2008 04:20 h3r1n6 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 30 2008 03:52 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
hahaha dude you aren't even the first to post that and it shouldnt be posted in the first place!

0/2 on that one


Is 0/2 more than 0/5?


No, simple math.
Crisis_
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States165 Posts
October 30 2008 01:59 GMT
#72
Haha... I just asked her about it today. She does play SC! And follows it too!
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
October 30 2008 02:07 GMT
#73
time to introduce her to TL!!!!!
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-30 02:10:00
October 30 2008 02:09 GMT
#74
On October 30 2008 11:07 EtherealDeath wrote:
time to introduce her to TL!!!!!


She wouldn't need one since she knows of the Crotch Master!!
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
October 30 2008 02:17 GMT
#75
On October 30 2008 10:59 Crisis_ wrote:
Haha... I just asked her about it today. She does play SC! And follows it too!

She's a keeper :O Marry that girl, son.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
October 30 2008 02:30 GMT
#76
Is this creepy or cute for the girl reading this thread...?
TheYango
Profile Joined September 2008
United States47024 Posts
October 30 2008 04:14 GMT
#77
On October 30 2008 11:09 FragKrag wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 30 2008 11:07 EtherealDeath wrote:
time to introduce her to TL!!!!!


She wouldn't need one since she knows of the Crotch Master!!


Presumably she doesn't follow TL closely enough to have found this blog before he asked her.
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Liquid`Nazgul
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
22427 Posts
November 01 2008 23:06 GMT
#78
propose
Administrator
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
November 01 2008 23:25 GMT
#79
On October 30 2008 11:30 Insane Lane wrote:
Is this creepy or cute for the girl reading this thread...?

More importantly, how does it remind you of Hemingway?
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
November 02 2008 00:10 GMT
#80
On November 02 2008 08:06 Liquid`Nazgul wrote:
propose

"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
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