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XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
October 29 2008 09:54 GMT
#41
On October 29 2008 16:55 fanatacist wrote:
Make sexual innuendos using StarCraft units/abilities. If she laughs then you can be that geeky couple that no one gets, if she thinks you are a loser then at least you still have TL to think your story was funny, thus giving you a reason to live.


hey screw you fana, it bounds to work one of these days.
PanoRaMa
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States5070 Posts
October 29 2008 10:28 GMT
#42
On October 29 2008 13:48 Kaze wrote:
Oh hi, yea, Firebathero is cool =)


pretty awkward if this is really her

glgl
DhakhaR
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United Kingdom721 Posts
October 29 2008 10:45 GMT
#43
this intrigues me, as does the possibility of more FS and Saya co-lab.
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
October 29 2008 11:04 GMT
#44
On October 29 2008 13:27 Hypnosis wrote:
punch her in the dick


hahahaha
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
October 29 2008 12:13 GMT
#45
Why didnt you ask like? "Firebathero???"
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
October 29 2008 12:46 GMT
#46
On October 29 2008 21:13 Zoler wrote:
Why didnt you ask like? "Firebathero???"

Ya, how come you didn't ask her when she said "Firebathero"?
Benching 225 is light weight. Soy Cubano y Boricua!
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24770 Posts
October 29 2008 13:03 GMT
#47
The only female I ever met who played starcraft at all was in a line of work involving wearing red in the streets of gran theft auto 3.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
October 29 2008 13:59 GMT
#48
I should add Crotchmaster to my mp3 as well
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
October 29 2008 14:12 GMT
#49
LOL
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
TimeShifter
Profile Joined October 2008
Singapore235 Posts
October 29 2008 15:20 GMT
#50
On October 29 2008 21:46 JudgeMathis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 29 2008 21:13 Zoler wrote:
Why didnt you ask like? "Firebathero???"

Ya, how come you didn't ask her when she said "Firebathero"?

lol ya..why didnt you ask??
strawberries~
CyuntiyuL
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada1740 Posts
October 29 2008 15:28 GMT
#51
because it never happened.
secret base
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
October 29 2008 16:06 GMT
#52
lol let's get on tl and brag about shit that never even came close to happening
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
October 29 2008 16:51 GMT
#53
that's pretty good. One would figure that if she was on tl.net she would pm you though xD
PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
h3r1n6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Iceland2039 Posts
October 29 2008 18:41 GMT
#54
I can't believe I am the first to:
Pics or it didn't happen.

You suck at conversation
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
October 29 2008 18:52 GMT
#55
hahaha dude you aren't even the first to post that and it shouldnt be posted in the first place!

0/2 on that one
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-29 19:05:53
October 29 2008 19:05 GMT
#56
If she actually plays SC, play her and post reps in a new blog: "Raping a girl from school" Only if you win though, if she wins you have to post an emo blog.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
h3r1n6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Iceland2039 Posts
October 29 2008 19:20 GMT
#57
On October 30 2008 03:52 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
hahaha dude you aren't even the first to post that and it shouldnt be posted in the first place!

0/2 on that one


Is 0/2 more than 0/5?
ZeeTemplar
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States557 Posts
October 29 2008 21:00 GMT
#58
On October 30 2008 00:20 TimeShifter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 29 2008 21:46 JudgeMathis wrote:
On October 29 2008 21:13 Zoler wrote:
Why didnt you ask like? "Firebathero???"

Ya, how come you didn't ask her when she said "Firebathero"?

lol ya..why didnt you ask??



???

Why didn't you ask? seriously. This would have been my first reaction, followed by "Do you play starcraft?"
Jangbi storms!!!
gm.tOSS
Profile Joined September 2005
Germany898 Posts
October 29 2008 22:32 GMT
#59
Keep us up2date.
HuK HuK HuK | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | There is death in the hane.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 29 2008 23:12 GMT
#60
On October 29 2008 18:54 XCetron wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 29 2008 16:55 fanatacist wrote:
Make sexual innuendos using StarCraft units/abilities. If she laughs then you can be that geeky couple that no one gets, if she thinks you are a loser then at least you still have TL to think your story was funny, thus giving you a reason to live.


hey screw you fana, it bounds to work one of these days.

LOL you caught on.
Peace~
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