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So I'm in class and this attractive girl I recently met and came to start to know came to sit next to me, and we listen to my ipod.
It's on shuffle and eventually I fall asleep because I'm tired. About a week ago, I added FakeSteve's crotchmaster song to it for the lulz.
Okay, so I'm sleeping and I wake up 10 minutes later. It turns out that the ipod is playing the very end of Crotchmaster, so it's practically already been played.
At this point, she doesn't know I'm awake, and I didn't want to make a face, but in my mind I was like :O so I just pretended I was still sleeping.
After the song some generic hip hop shit came on my ipod so that was okay. At this point I was trying to formulate some plan without it being awkward (I heard her laugh at it as I woke up btw). I decided to tackle it straightforward and make it seem like it wasn't awkward for me.
So I said, "SO THAT CROTCHMASTER IS A PIMP"
and she replied "Hahaha, yeah, he's my firebathero"
in my mind was "WTF, HOT GIRLS BE PLAYING STARCRAFT?"
she just moved in from socal, irvine or some shit...
I dunno if she plays Starcraft, but I'll ask her sometime, although talking to girls about games is a no-no.. 
Edit: Took down the pic because I think she might be around .. 
Edit: Just asked her today and we exchanged SC users. Turns out she's C ICCup, gonna face her tonight and get pwned xP Oh yeah, and she's Japanese. SWEET
 
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I think you imagined her saying "hes my firebathero" but she only said "he's my hero"
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
of dreams we are made of..
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lol what?
that girls a keeper
(unless she actually likes FBH)
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Hahahaha, that's just amazing.
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Sure that wasn't just you dreaming? Person below me should say "Pics or it didn't happen"
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Imagine if she actually reads teamliquid and finds this thread.
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On October 29 2008 13:21 ilovezil wrote:
Imagine if she actually reads teamliquid and finds this thread.
I totally just thought of that.
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Valhalla18444 Posts
tell her to sign up on TL and join my fan club
(PS me and saya have somethin in the works)
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Haha cool! Maybe take down the picture though until you know she doesn't play SC. It would be hilarious if she were on TL!
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Yell 'Zerg Rush kekeke' and then touch here inappropriately, if she laughs she is a keeper.
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On October 29 2008 13:27 Hypnosis wrote:
punch her in the dick
Haha, give this man a star
No but dude, I live 20 mins from Irvine. It's Asia 2. She looks Korean, which means the FBH reference is a possibility. Tell her you are going to UCIrvine or something to get a date or whatever. Then go to BBQ and pwn her noobs
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You did the right thing by playing it straight up, but it just so happens that she actually knows what this shit is so it didn't matter I guess.
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On October 29 2008 13:10 Physician wrote:
of dreams we are made of..
I am torn between confusion and filing a rape report.
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Dude... you LUCKY BASTARD
EDIT: WAIT WTF, what happened right after? You didn't ask her about it RIGHT THERE AND THEN?
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a FBH fan huh? kind of a deal breaker there unfortunatly ;p
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Oh hi, yea, Firebathero is cool =)
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Ah why didnt you ask her? The suspense...
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yea, you should definitely ask and find out if she really does play SC O.O
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Crotchmaster, bringing SC fans together since 2008
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Where there any pics? I'm confused.
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woah sweet, ask her if she plays, if she does you sir are a winner. that will be 'insta-gf" ftw
EDIT: after you ask her tommorow come and tell us what happened
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On October 29 2008 14:00 boesthius wrote:
don't sweat it holmes, bitches ain't shit
haha rofl
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Cute xD. I don't know how I would follow that up haha.
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On October 29 2008 14:00 boesthius wrote:
don't sweat it holmes, bitches ain't shit
Word son.
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On October 29 2008 13:48 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Ah why didnt you ask her? The suspense...
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On October 29 2008 13:48 Kaze wrote:
Oh hi, yea, Firebathero is cool =)
omg its her!
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NOOOOOO i missed it!!!!!!
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On October 29 2008 15:08 dongfeng wrote:omg its her!
dont be fooled!..we dont know for sure ;D
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yea, it was totally me getting his hopes up, only to dash them just as they formed!
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i expect updates on this story, also kaze if your her say so
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On October 29 2008 13:08 Crisis_ wrote:I dunno if she plays Starcraft, but I'll ask her sometime, although talking to girls about games is a no-no..
You should of asked her right away. If you miss heard her it would be less awkward at that moment then it would be if you ask her later.
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Make sexual innuendos using StarCraft units/abilities. If she laughs then you can be that geeky couple that no one gets, if she thinks you are a loser then at least you still have TL to think your story was funny, thus giving you a reason to live.
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On October 29 2008 16:55 fanatacist wrote:
Make sexual innuendos using StarCraft units/abilities. If she laughs then you can be that geeky couple that no one gets, if she thinks you are a loser then at least you still have TL to think your story was funny, thus giving you a reason to live.
he can make an emo blog after it fails
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Yeah go ask her man. See if she actually did say that..
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On October 29 2008 14:00 boesthius wrote:
don't sweat it holmes, bitches ain't shit
This
this story is awsome, ask here and update gogo
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On October 29 2008 16:55 fanatacist wrote:
Make sexual innuendos using StarCraft units/abilities. If she laughs then you can be that geeky couple that no one gets, if she thinks you are a loser then at least you still have TL to think your story was funny, thus giving you a reason to live.
hey screw you fana, it bounds to work one of these days.
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On October 29 2008 13:48 Kaze wrote:
Oh hi, yea, Firebathero is cool =)
pretty awkward if this is really her
glgl
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this intrigues me, as does the possibility of more FS and Saya co-lab.
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On October 29 2008 13:27 Hypnosis wrote:
punch her in the dick
hahahaha
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Why didnt you ask like? "Firebathero???"
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On October 29 2008 21:13 Zoler wrote:
Why didnt you ask like? "Firebathero???"
Ya, how come you didn't ask her when she said "Firebathero"?
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United States24680 Posts
The only female I ever met who played starcraft at all was in a line of work involving wearing red in the streets of gran theft auto 3.
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I should add Crotchmaster to my mp3 as well 
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On October 29 2008 21:46 JudgeMathis wrote:Show nested quote +On October 29 2008 21:13 Zoler wrote:
Why didnt you ask like? "Firebathero???" Ya, how come you didn't ask her when she said "Firebathero"?
lol ya..why didnt you ask??
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because it never happened.
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lol let's get on tl and brag about shit that never even came close to happening
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United States17042 Posts
that's pretty good. One would figure that if she was on tl.net she would pm you though xD
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I can't believe I am the first to:
Pics or it didn't happen.
You suck at conversation 
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Valhalla18444 Posts
hahaha dude you aren't even the first to post that and it shouldnt be posted in the first place!
0/2 on that one 
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If she actually plays SC, play her and post reps in a new blog: "Raping a girl from school" Only if you win though, if she wins you have to post an emo blog.
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On October 30 2008 03:52 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:hahaha dude you aren't even the first to post that and it shouldnt be posted in the first place! 0/2 on that one
Is 0/2 more than 0/5?
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On October 30 2008 00:20 TimeShifter wrote:Show nested quote +On October 29 2008 21:46 JudgeMathis wrote:On October 29 2008 21:13 Zoler wrote:
Why didnt you ask like? "Firebathero???" Ya, how come you didn't ask her when she said "Firebathero"? lol ya..why didnt you ask??
???
Why didn't you ask? seriously. This would have been my first reaction, followed by "Do you play starcraft?"
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On October 29 2008 18:54 XCetron wrote:Show nested quote +On October 29 2008 16:55 fanatacist wrote:
Make sexual innuendos using StarCraft units/abilities. If she laughs then you can be that geeky couple that no one gets, if she thinks you are a loser then at least you still have TL to think your story was funny, thus giving you a reason to live. hey screw you fana, it bounds to work one of these days.
LOL you caught on.
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imagination at work
completely fake
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ANY ONE OF US COULD BE HER, WATCH OUT!!
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Valhalla18444 Posts
all of you guys saying 'hurrr durrr this is fake' are fucking retarded
why the fuck do you care? do you think everyone will be SUPER IMPRESSED THAT YOU CALLED OUT THE FAKER?????
fuck off
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Hey Steve, can I please lie to girls and say I wrote the Crotch Master song to impress them?
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i mean you're gonna anyway but no
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What if I make various sad looking emoticons?
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SAD FACE
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Valhalla18444 Posts
you can't pretend to be the crotchmaster
theyre gonna know
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hay psycho you forgot T_T
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t.t
;_;
You could always slit her throat imo
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On October 30 2008 04:20 h3r1n6 wrote:Show nested quote +On October 30 2008 03:52 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:hahaha dude you aren't even the first to post that and it shouldnt be posted in the first place! 0/2 on that one Is 0/2 more than 0/5?
No, simple math.
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Haha... I just asked her about it today. She does play SC! And follows it too!
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time to introduce her to TL!!!!!
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On October 30 2008 11:07 EtherealDeath wrote:
time to introduce her to TL!!!!!
She wouldn't need one since she knows of the Crotch Master!!
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On October 30 2008 10:59 Crisis_ wrote:
Haha... I just asked her about it today. She does play SC! And follows it too!
She's a keeper :O Marry that girl, son.
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Is this creepy or cute for the girl reading this thread...?
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On October 30 2008 11:09 FragKrag wrote:Show nested quote +On October 30 2008 11:07 EtherealDeath wrote:
time to introduce her to TL!!!!! She wouldn't need one since she knows of the Crotch Master!!
Presumably she doesn't follow TL closely enough to have found this blog before he asked her.
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On October 30 2008 11:30 Insane Lane wrote:
Is this creepy or cute for the girl reading this thread...?
More importantly, how does it remind you of Hemingway?
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On November 02 2008 08:06 Liquid`Nazgul wrote:
propose
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On October 30 2008 10:59 Crisis_ wrote:
Haha... I just asked her about it today. She does play SC! And follows it too!
What if she only heard of the crotchmaster during the TL v GG showmatch... and is a member of GGnet!?
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On November 02 2008 09:56 iNCuBuS_ wrote:Show nested quote +On October 30 2008 10:59 Crisis_ wrote:
Haha... I just asked her about it today. She does play SC! And follows it too! What if she only heard of the crotchmaster during the TL v GG showmatch... and is a member of GGnet!?
Forbidden love.
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On November 02 2008 10:30 CrimsonLotus wrote:Show nested quote +On November 02 2008 09:56 iNCuBuS_ wrote:On October 30 2008 10:59 Crisis_ wrote:
Haha... I just asked her about it today. She does play SC! And follows it too! What if she only heard of the crotchmaster during the TL v GG showmatch... and is a member of GGnet!? Forbidden love.
You know what happens in the end of Romeo and Juliet?
+ Show Spoiler +
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you are living every single persons dream on this forum
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On November 02 2008 10:46 DanceCommander wrote:
you are living every single persons dream on this forum
Few live the dream, others read blogs about it.
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If she said Firebathero then that means she wants you to pelvic thrust her omg go for it dude!
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holy shit dude.
i wish i had someone who was C on ICCUP at my school. not to mention a girl.
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On October 29 2008 13:08 Crisis_ wrote:Edit: Just asked her today and we exchanged SC users. Turns out she's C ICCup, gonna face her tonight and get pwned xP Oh yeah, and she's Japanese. SWEET
That is gonna be the most enjoyable steamroll in the history of SC.
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Japanese girl who plays Starcraft on a private ladder server who follows progaming?
wtf sir, better search your room for that pot of gold too.
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C iccup holy crap and a girl too? wowwowowow. i wish there was a girl like that in my school -_-"
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holy shit. congratulations. holy shit. this is awesome.
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you are the luckiest man on the face of the earth. Lou Gehrig lied.
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;o i swear i thought u were talking about her bra size
... then im like holy shit a girl that's C on iccup
shockingly the latter is more appealing then the former to me
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shit next he's gonna tell us she's hot too.
So I'm in class and this attractive girl I recently met and came to start to know came to sit next to me, and we listen to my ipod.
ooh wait i didn't read that first sentence in the OP
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you lucky bastard
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On October 29 2008 13:10 fusionsdf wrote:
lol what?
that girls a keeper
(unless she actually likes FBH)
heyy come onnn he's brought it up again
and FFFFF dude friggin wth??
i want a girl who plays...
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u have a hot asian chick who plays sc and is c on iccup who lives in the us. wwwutttttttttt go fer it ehhh
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can we get some confirmation on if she is a member of teamliquid or lurker? is kaze really her? who are her fav pro players (july? *fingers crossed*)?
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On November 02 2008 12:51 HeavOnEarth wrote:
;o i swear i thought u were talking about her bra size
... then im like holy shit a girl that's C on iccup
shockingly the latter is more appealing then the former to me
lmfao
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