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Nightmarjoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3360 Posts
September 03 2008 16:26 GMT
#41
Why were you the hero in GT when the younger generation is supposed to be way more powerful? ie why did Gohan only surpass you for a couple episodes, and then Goten through fusing with Trunks becomes a super saiyan 3 out of no where way younger than you, then suddenly becomes a giant pussy after, and why did Pan suck so goddamn much? And why did GT end with everyone like quiting being super fighters? And why were most fights throughout both shows really child-like, with few really cool, brutal fights; why did everyone become so much faster/stronger and resort to the same shit as always? - ie everyone way surpassed Frieza who could easily destroy a planet with one of his smaller attacks, and yet everyone after that uses blasts which don't come close to destroying a planet? And how did Piccolo destroy the moon with a blast when he was a complete weakling, and how did the moon being blown up not fuck up Earth at all? And why do they always find some other "strongest fighter in the universe" as the show goes on, despite everyone else they fight already being the "strongest fighter in the universe" ?
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SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
September 03 2008 16:36 GMT
#42
Why did you stop returning my calls?
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
September 03 2008 16:39 GMT
#43
can you teach us how to do kamehameha? I mean krilin was able to did it, heck he made up Destructo Disk and that move pwns.
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
September 03 2008 17:03 GMT
#44
Have you had online or phone sex with bo sung yet?
w/e
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
September 03 2008 17:27 GMT
#45
Well what did the scouter say about your power level goku?
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
September 03 2008 17:28 GMT
#46
Do you have a fixation on being white? Is that why you are more powerful when you are blonde and blue eyed?
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
GrayArea
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States872 Posts
September 03 2008 17:58 GMT
#47
How come you never get fat with all the food you eat? I mean other super sayins can go ssj and not require so much food to eat (eg vegeta), but you eat so much food and do the same work as other sayins yet you don't gain any weight?
Kang Min Fighting!
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
September 03 2008 18:00 GMT
#48
I think Goku is off fighting the other strongest villains in the galaxy, hes not answering anymore
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 03 2008 18:11 GMT
#49
On September 04 2008 01:26 Nightmarjoo wrote:
Why were you the hero in GT when the younger generation is supposed to be way more powerful? ie why did Gohan only surpass you for a couple episodes, and then Goten through fusing with Trunks becomes a super saiyan 3 out of no where way younger than you, then suddenly becomes a giant pussy after, and why did Pan suck so goddamn much? And why did GT end with everyone like quiting being super fighters? And why were most fights throughout both shows really child-like, with few really cool, brutal fights; why did everyone become so much faster/stronger and resort to the same shit as always? - ie everyone way surpassed Frieza who could easily destroy a planet with one of his smaller attacks, and yet everyone after that uses blasts which don't come close to destroying a planet? And how did Piccolo destroy the moon with a blast when he was a complete weakling, and how did the moon being blown up not fuck up Earth at all? And why do they always find some other "strongest fighter in the universe" as the show goes on, despite everyone else they fight already being the "strongest fighter in the universe" ?

Mystic Gohan was the strongest unfused fighter in the series. GT is made by people who bought the license to DBZ characters, so it is not following any original storyline. Gohan decided to settle down and follow up his education to go to work, in other words he became a geek and sucks at fighting.

The moon not fucking up the Earth is because this is a fantasy world and obviously physics do not apply, since it is fiction. How did the moon get back up there so many times in the first place?

Strongest fighter in the universe is current fighter... Frieza was strongest when Cell was not yet made, when the Androids were not yet made either, and Buu was still locked up in that egg or some shit.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 03 2008 18:12 GMT
#50
On September 04 2008 02:58 GrayArea wrote:
How come you never get fat with all the food you eat? I mean other super sayins can go ssj and not require so much food to eat (eg vegeta), but you eat so much food and do the same work as other sayins yet you don't gain any weight?

Fast metabolism... Look at all the skinny kids that allegedly eat like normal people.
Peace~
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 03 2008 21:49 GMT
#51
On September 03 2008 19:50 FirstBorn wrote:
Do you use some special products to maintain your hair in ssj state ?


"This is actually kind of gross, but a saiyan's sweat is very oily and acts like mousse. It makes me look pretty badass, but the odor after a battle is unsettling to say the least..."
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 03 2008 21:51 GMT
#52
On September 03 2008 21:26 Hawk wrote:
You look like round eye, but fight like Japan Man. WHY?


"My home planet is an alternate universe of Earth, where the Nazis won. Why do you think I turn blonde? White Power!"
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 03 2008 21:54 GMT
#53
On September 03 2008 22:22 Artosis wrote:
god i've been waiting to talk to goku for so long.

1) why was dbz so GODDAMN AMAZING and yet GT was filthy trash?
2) why did the 2 or 3 last minutes of namek's life during freiza saga get stretched out into like 5 weeks of my life?
3) why was GT so goddamn horribly bad?
4) dbz is amazing.


"1: I didn't get paid nearly as much for GT, so my heart wasn't in it. If I ain't getting paid, monsters are gonna take out entire cities and I just kill 'em before they get to my house.

2: Freiza's had a hidden ability that allowed him to slow down time while he was giving speeches, and that dude never shut the fuck up.

3: None of the cast really gave a shit. We found out that some of the bad guys were getting paid more than us stars were, and everything went down the tubes.

4: Hell yeah bro high fuckin' five"
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 03 2008 21:55 GMT
#54
On September 03 2008 23:27 3clipse wrote:
Does the customary 10 minutes of grunting and twitching before a battle serve some sort of purpose or is it just tradition?


"It used to be necessary, back when we were all new to this whole "Super Saiyan" thing. Now it's just something we do to piss off the director."
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 03 2008 21:56 GMT
#55
On September 04 2008 00:40 Mickey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 04 2008 00:32 fanatacist wrote:
On September 04 2008 00:31 Mickey wrote:
Do you ever wish you could of just been a normal human, and been able to have lived a normal life? Knowing someone else would have to worry about all the shit you had fight.

You fucking idiot ALL THE NORMAL PEOPLE would be DEAD if it weren't for GOKU. What a dumbass question.

Plus saiyans have fighting in their blood, the only reason Goku has to be pacifist is because otherwise all the liberal pussies on planet Earth would condemn him.

[image loading]

HA HA HA HA FOOL GOKU IS NO MATCH FOR MY STRENGTH!!!!


"This guy... we didn't pay him a dime. He just showed up one day and started... 'acting' in a bunch of the scenes we were running. He took it all pretty seriously, so we just let him do his thing. He cleared the buffet cart before left every time, so he didn't last long anyway."
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 03 2008 22:01 GMT
#56
On September 04 2008 01:26 Nightmarjoo wrote:
Why were you the hero in GT when the younger generation is supposed to be way more powerful? ie why did Gohan only surpass you for a couple episodes, and then Goten through fusing with Trunks becomes a super saiyan 3 out of no where way younger than you, then suddenly becomes a giant pussy after, and why did Pan suck so goddamn much? And why did GT end with everyone like quiting being super fighters? And why were most fights throughout both shows really child-like, with few really cool, brutal fights; why did everyone become so much faster/stronger and resort to the same shit as always? - ie everyone way surpassed Frieza who could easily destroy a planet with one of his smaller attacks, and yet everyone after that uses blasts which don't come close to destroying a planet? And how did Piccolo destroy the moon with a blast when he was a complete weakling, and how did the moon being blown up not fuck up Earth at all? And why do they always find some other "strongest fighter in the universe" as the show goes on, despite everyone else they fight already being the "strongest fighter in the universe" ?



"First of all, kids are stupid. No amount of natural ability can compare to what I have. Hell, I was DEAD for a while, and I came back even more powerful than before. Let's see that little shit Trunks do that, eh?

We recognize the inherent danger of blowing up a planet we're standing on. And that whole "Piccolo blew up the moon" thing - what a pain in the ass that was. Piccolo has trained his whole life for blowing up the moon, it's like a really odd fetish or something. When we'd make camp he'd mumble about it in his sleep. I had to fly around space in a shitty little pod for six weeks before finding a similar moon I could steal from an inhabited planet.

About that last thing, everyone thinks they're the strongest fighter in the universe. You've gotta understand, everyone on Earth is far, far weaker than I am. When the new "strongest fighter" inevitably shows up, I just play along because I really have nothing better to do."
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4642 Posts
September 03 2008 22:03 GMT
#57
Where did I put my glasses and why don't girls like me?
This neo violence, pure self defiance
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 03 2008 22:03 GMT
#58
On September 04 2008 01:39 XCetron wrote:
can you teach us how to do kamehameha? I mean krilin was able to did it, heck he made up Destructo Disk and that move pwns.


"I taught Krillin the Kamehameha because, despite his laughable stature and fighting ability, he's my homeboy. Unless you've battled a saiyan's true form with me, I ain't teaching you shit."
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 03 2008 22:04 GMT
#59
On September 04 2008 07:03 Hittegods wrote:
Where did I put my glasses and why don't girls like me?


"Glasses are a nuisance in a fight, and girls don't like you because your power level is in the negatives. Anyone can tell."
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21552 Posts
September 03 2008 22:10 GMT
#60
I'm just gonna back away slowly from this thread and pretend I never saw it.
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