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Does your pubic hair turn yellow too when you do Super Saiyan mode?
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Are you going to conquer USEast?
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On September 03 2008 18:49 Texas wrote:
how old is he?
"well, it's the damndest thing, but I'm 27 and have always been 27, except for earlier in my life when I was 8. I somehow skipped all the years in between, and every birthday since has been my 27th. Both have my sons have grown up, but my age hasn't changed. My wife's has, she old as shit now"
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On September 03 2008 18:50 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
Does your pubic hair turn yellow too when you do Super Saiyan mode?
"Yeah, and my other... eye... turns green. Maybe one day I'll tell you about Nameks and the REAL origin of the "Special Beam Cannon"!"
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Is something bad going to happen when we go on a picnic today?
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On September 03 2008 19:01 Zanno wrote:
Is something bad going to happen when we go on a picnic today?
"I don't know what show you've been watching but it sure as fuck isn't MY show. I can't see into the future! However, if an evil warrior of unimaginable power comes down from space, you can be sure I'll show up and cram his stupid outfit down his throat."
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Why does vegeta make you look like a huge pussy?
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do you fart while screamin' ang going ssj?what about ssj2 and ssj3?
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On September 03 2008 19:18 likeaboss wrote:
Why does vegeta make you look like a huge pussy?
"That guy's got a stick up his ass, and I've beat his skull in like four times. Who's the pussy?"
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Whats Michael Phelps powerlevel?
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On September 03 2008 19:20 drug_vict1m wrote:
do you fart while screamin' ang going ssj?what about ssj2 and ssj3?
"Actually, part of the hyperbolic time chamber training regimen is an advanced colon strengthening exercise. It involves holding a small lead ball with your asshole for days on end, while you train everything else. At 100x Earth's gravity, believe me, it gets heavy. This keeps everything down there in check, no matter what my power level is."
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On September 03 2008 19:23 rapture wrote:
Whats Michael Phelps powerlevel?
"I'm not sure, but if that stupid cunt BULMA hadn't broken the LAST FUCKING SCOUTER WE'LL EVER SEE, I'd probably be able to tell you."
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how many girls have you slept with???
o.O
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Do you think Justin Chatwin can really play you well in the upcoming movie?
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On September 03 2008 19:23 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:Show nested quote +On September 03 2008 19:18 likeaboss wrote:
Why does vegeta make you look like a huge pussy? "That guy's got a stick up his ass, and I've beat his skull in like four times. Who's the pussy?"
-_- vegeta is so much more badass than goku
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Which three players should we look out for in next season's proleague or individual compertitions. One of each race would be appreciated.
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whats your favourite position when you get it on with your wife chi chi?
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Do you use some special products to maintain your hair in ssj state ?
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Do you still use 'over 9000' to make fun of vegeta?
EDIT:
what do you have to say to the author of this:
lol
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Goku have u ever had sex with Bulma ? dont lie plz.
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How does fakesteve plans to own Singapore? :D?
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You look like round eye, but fight like Japan Man. WHY?
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Why was Starcraft designed so it is impossible to play Terran at the same level as Protoss and Zerg and get the same rank? A D+ terran has the mechanics and timing of a C Protoss and Zerg user, yet the weak early game and overall mechanics / timings Terran require and posses make it extremely hard to get past this barrier. Why THE FUCK GOKU?
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what kind of hair gel do you use?
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Artosis
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god i've been waiting to talk to goku for so long.
1) why was dbz so GODDAMN AMAZING and yet GT was filthy trash?
2) why did the 2 or 3 last minutes of namek's life during freiza saga get stretched out into like 5 weeks of my life?
3) why was GT so goddamn horribly bad?
4) dbz is amazing.
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why you stealin my name 
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Does the customary 10 minutes of grunting and twitching before a battle serve some sort of purpose or is it just tradition?
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Why does a single important battle between 2 people, last 89 fucking episodes.
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On September 03 2008 23:50 Krohm wrote:
Why does a single important battle between 2 people, last 89 fucking episodes.
LOL AGREED
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Why does every character after having been beaten nearly to death can release more power and insta heal all the wounds. This has always troubled me.
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this coulda been an amazing blog if only steve would RESPOND TO THE DAMN QUESTIONS
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Do you ever wish you could of just been a normal human, and been able to have lived a normal life? Knowing someone else would have to worry about all the shit you had fight.
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What is SSJ sex like?
Aren't you worried that when you release your super-powered load inside a woman it will be like a shotgun through her cervix and she will die of internal (and probably external) bleeding?
What kind of condoms could contain a fucking monster like you?
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On September 04 2008 00:31 Mickey wrote:
Do you ever wish you could of just been a normal human, and been able to have lived a normal life? Knowing someone else would have to worry about all the shit you had fight.
You fucking idiot ALL THE NORMAL PEOPLE would be DEAD if it weren't for GOKU. What a dumbass question.
Plus saiyans have fighting in their blood, the only reason Goku has to be pacifist is because otherwise all the liberal pussies on planet Earth would condemn him.
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On September 04 2008 00:32 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On September 04 2008 00:31 Mickey wrote:
Do you ever wish you could of just been a normal human, and been able to have lived a normal life? Knowing someone else would have to worry about all the shit you had fight. You fucking idiot ALL THE NORMAL PEOPLE would be DEAD if it weren't for GOKU. What a dumbass question. Plus saiyans have fighting in their blood, the only reason Goku has to be pacifist is because otherwise all the liberal pussies on planet Earth would condemn him.
HA HA HA HA FOOL GOKU IS NO MATCH FOR MY STRENGTH!!!!
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On September 04 2008 00:40 Mickey wrote:Show nested quote +On September 04 2008 00:32 fanatacist wrote:On September 04 2008 00:31 Mickey wrote:
Do you ever wish you could of just been a normal human, and been able to have lived a normal life? Knowing someone else would have to worry about all the shit you had fight. You fucking idiot ALL THE NORMAL PEOPLE would be DEAD if it weren't for GOKU. What a dumbass question. Plus saiyans have fighting in their blood, the only reason Goku has to be pacifist is because otherwise all the liberal pussies on planet Earth would condemn him. HA HA HA HA FOOL GOKU IS NO MATCH FOR MY STRENGTH!!!!
LOL
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Cracked me up ahahaha.
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Why were you the hero in GT when the younger generation is supposed to be way more powerful? ie why did Gohan only surpass you for a couple episodes, and then Goten through fusing with Trunks becomes a super saiyan 3 out of no where way younger than you, then suddenly becomes a giant pussy after, and why did Pan suck so goddamn much? And why did GT end with everyone like quiting being super fighters? And why were most fights throughout both shows really child-like, with few really cool, brutal fights; why did everyone become so much faster/stronger and resort to the same shit as always? - ie everyone way surpassed Frieza who could easily destroy a planet with one of his smaller attacks, and yet everyone after that uses blasts which don't come close to destroying a planet? And how did Piccolo destroy the moon with a blast when he was a complete weakling, and how did the moon being blown up not fuck up Earth at all? And why do they always find some other "strongest fighter in the universe" as the show goes on, despite everyone else they fight already being the "strongest fighter in the universe" ?
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Why did you stop returning my calls?
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can you teach us how to do kamehameha? I mean krilin was able to did it, heck he made up Destructo Disk and that move pwns.
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Have you had online or phone sex with bo sung yet?
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Well what did the scouter say about your power level goku?
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Do you have a fixation on being white? Is that why you are more powerful when you are blonde and blue eyed?
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How come you never get fat with all the food you eat? I mean other super sayins can go ssj and not require so much food to eat (eg vegeta), but you eat so much food and do the same work as other sayins yet you don't gain any weight?
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I think Goku is off fighting the other strongest villains in the galaxy, hes not answering anymore
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On September 04 2008 01:26 Nightmarjoo wrote:
Why were you the hero in GT when the younger generation is supposed to be way more powerful? ie why did Gohan only surpass you for a couple episodes, and then Goten through fusing with Trunks becomes a super saiyan 3 out of no where way younger than you, then suddenly becomes a giant pussy after, and why did Pan suck so goddamn much? And why did GT end with everyone like quiting being super fighters? And why were most fights throughout both shows really child-like, with few really cool, brutal fights; why did everyone become so much faster/stronger and resort to the same shit as always? - ie everyone way surpassed Frieza who could easily destroy a planet with one of his smaller attacks, and yet everyone after that uses blasts which don't come close to destroying a planet? And how did Piccolo destroy the moon with a blast when he was a complete weakling, and how did the moon being blown up not fuck up Earth at all? And why do they always find some other "strongest fighter in the universe" as the show goes on, despite everyone else they fight already being the "strongest fighter in the universe" ?
Mystic Gohan was the strongest unfused fighter in the series. GT is made by people who bought the license to DBZ characters, so it is not following any original storyline. Gohan decided to settle down and follow up his education to go to work, in other words he became a geek and sucks at fighting.
The moon not fucking up the Earth is because this is a fantasy world and obviously physics do not apply, since it is fiction. How did the moon get back up there so many times in the first place?
Strongest fighter in the universe is current fighter... Frieza was strongest when Cell was not yet made, when the Androids were not yet made either, and Buu was still locked up in that egg or some shit.
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On September 04 2008 02:58 GrayArea wrote:
How come you never get fat with all the food you eat? I mean other super sayins can go ssj and not require so much food to eat (eg vegeta), but you eat so much food and do the same work as other sayins yet you don't gain any weight?
Fast metabolism... Look at all the skinny kids that allegedly eat like normal people.
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On September 03 2008 19:50 FirstBorn wrote:
Do you use some special products to maintain your hair in ssj state ?
"This is actually kind of gross, but a saiyan's sweat is very oily and acts like mousse. It makes me look pretty badass, but the odor after a battle is unsettling to say the least..."
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On September 03 2008 21:26 Hawk wrote:
You look like round eye, but fight like Japan Man. WHY?
"My home planet is an alternate universe of Earth, where the Nazis won. Why do you think I turn blonde? White Power!"
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On September 03 2008 22:22 Artosis wrote:
god i've been waiting to talk to goku for so long.
1) why was dbz so GODDAMN AMAZING and yet GT was filthy trash?
2) why did the 2 or 3 last minutes of namek's life during freiza saga get stretched out into like 5 weeks of my life?
3) why was GT so goddamn horribly bad?
4) dbz is amazing.
"1: I didn't get paid nearly as much for GT, so my heart wasn't in it. If I ain't getting paid, monsters are gonna take out entire cities and I just kill 'em before they get to my house.
2: Freiza's had a hidden ability that allowed him to slow down time while he was giving speeches, and that dude never shut the fuck up.
3: None of the cast really gave a shit. We found out that some of the bad guys were getting paid more than us stars were, and everything went down the tubes.
4: Hell yeah bro high fuckin' five"
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On September 03 2008 23:27 3clipse wrote:
Does the customary 10 minutes of grunting and twitching before a battle serve some sort of purpose or is it just tradition?
"It used to be necessary, back when we were all new to this whole "Super Saiyan" thing. Now it's just something we do to piss off the director."
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On September 04 2008 00:40 Mickey wrote:Show nested quote +On September 04 2008 00:32 fanatacist wrote:On September 04 2008 00:31 Mickey wrote:
Do you ever wish you could of just been a normal human, and been able to have lived a normal life? Knowing someone else would have to worry about all the shit you had fight. You fucking idiot ALL THE NORMAL PEOPLE would be DEAD if it weren't for GOKU. What a dumbass question. Plus saiyans have fighting in their blood, the only reason Goku has to be pacifist is because otherwise all the liberal pussies on planet Earth would condemn him. HA HA HA HA FOOL GOKU IS NO MATCH FOR MY STRENGTH!!!!
"This guy... we didn't pay him a dime. He just showed up one day and started... 'acting' in a bunch of the scenes we were running. He took it all pretty seriously, so we just let him do his thing. He cleared the buffet cart before left every time, so he didn't last long anyway."
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On September 04 2008 01:26 Nightmarjoo wrote:
Why were you the hero in GT when the younger generation is supposed to be way more powerful? ie why did Gohan only surpass you for a couple episodes, and then Goten through fusing with Trunks becomes a super saiyan 3 out of no where way younger than you, then suddenly becomes a giant pussy after, and why did Pan suck so goddamn much? And why did GT end with everyone like quiting being super fighters? And why were most fights throughout both shows really child-like, with few really cool, brutal fights; why did everyone become so much faster/stronger and resort to the same shit as always? - ie everyone way surpassed Frieza who could easily destroy a planet with one of his smaller attacks, and yet everyone after that uses blasts which don't come close to destroying a planet? And how did Piccolo destroy the moon with a blast when he was a complete weakling, and how did the moon being blown up not fuck up Earth at all? And why do they always find some other "strongest fighter in the universe" as the show goes on, despite everyone else they fight already being the "strongest fighter in the universe" ?
"First of all, kids are stupid. No amount of natural ability can compare to what I have. Hell, I was DEAD for a while, and I came back even more powerful than before. Let's see that little shit Trunks do that, eh?
We recognize the inherent danger of blowing up a planet we're standing on. And that whole "Piccolo blew up the moon" thing - what a pain in the ass that was. Piccolo has trained his whole life for blowing up the moon, it's like a really odd fetish or something. When we'd make camp he'd mumble about it in his sleep. I had to fly around space in a shitty little pod for six weeks before finding a similar moon I could steal from an inhabited planet.
About that last thing, everyone thinks they're the strongest fighter in the universe. You've gotta understand, everyone on Earth is far, far weaker than I am. When the new "strongest fighter" inevitably shows up, I just play along because I really have nothing better to do."
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Where did I put my glasses and why don't girls like me?
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On September 04 2008 01:39 XCetron wrote:
can you teach us how to do kamehameha? I mean krilin was able to did it, heck he made up Destructo Disk and that move pwns.
"I taught Krillin the Kamehameha because, despite his laughable stature and fighting ability, he's my homeboy. Unless you've battled a saiyan's true form with me, I ain't teaching you shit."
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On September 04 2008 07:03 Hittegods wrote:
Where did I put my glasses and why don't girls like me?
"Glasses are a nuisance in a fight, and girls don't like you because your power level is in the negatives. Anyone can tell."
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I'm just gonna back away slowly from this thread and pretend I never saw it.
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On September 04 2008 07:10 SonuvBob wrote:
I'm just gonna back away slowly from this thread and pretend I never saw it.
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Is there such thing as a saiyan woman?
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On September 04 2008 08:24 nevake wrote:
Is there such thing as a saiyan woman?
You ain't a DBZ fan, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
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what brand of gel do you use to get that hair up so sharp and pointy? i've tried lots of things including horse semen and AA super glue but it just falls down again =( help please... what is the secret?
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On September 04 2008 08:54 pyrogenetix wrote:
what brand of gel do you use to get that hair up so sharp and pointy? i've tried lots of things including horse semen and AA super glue but it just falls down again =( help please... what is the secret?
mix them together
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On September 04 2008 08:54 Nitrogen23 wrote:Show nested quote +On September 04 2008 08:54 pyrogenetix wrote:
what brand of gel do you use to get that hair up so sharp and pointy? i've tried lots of things including horse semen and AA super glue but it just falls down again =( help please... what is the secret? mix them together
who the fuck is asking you? I'm asking GOKU!
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Goku,
How much Power Level do you need to become SSJ in DBZ All Sagas - XE1?
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How come your clothes never shatter to little threads and particles when you are hit by a really strong energy attack?
Where do you guys always get those hills that you guys always slam each other into?
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Goku do you think I can become a super famoos rockstar? thx
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Goku, did you ever have any special experiences with Bulma that have been kept from your television airings?
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On September 03 2008 22:22 Artosis wrote:
god i've been waiting to talk to goku for so long.
1) why was DB so GODDAMN AMAZING and yet DBZ was filthy trash?
2) see number 1
3) see number 1
4) see number 1
Fixed.
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lol epic thread is epic.
What's your iq? over 9000 etc?
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