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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-03 10:43:53
September 03 2008 09:47 GMT
#1
YEAH I GOT MY PAL GOKU HERE FOR A WHILE AND I FIGURED U GUYS WOULD WANNA ASK HIM SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT LIKE SAVIN THE WORLD OR GOIN MOTHERFUCKIN SSJ

HERES A PIC OF MY FRIEND GOKU BLASTIN ASS

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SHAZAAAAAAAAAAM

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for the people who cant figure this out: i'm sure all of us have watched DBZ and adored it, and one of my absolute favourite hobbies happens to be bullshitting. ask whatever questions and i'll do my best to make something up outta thin air to explain why things the way they are

i'm really bored but i'm damn good at bullshitting

also yes you should probably vote 1 on this because its got to be one of the dumbest blogs we've ever had here


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Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Texas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Germany2388 Posts
September 03 2008 09:49 GMT
#2
how old is he?
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
September 03 2008 09:50 GMT
#3
Does your pubic hair turn yellow too when you do Super Saiyan mode?
Karma is a bitch
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
September 03 2008 09:50 GMT
#4
Are you going to conquer USEast?
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 03 2008 09:52 GMT
#5
On September 03 2008 18:49 Texas wrote:
how old is he?


"well, it's the damndest thing, but I'm 27 and have always been 27, except for earlier in my life when I was 8. I somehow skipped all the years in between, and every birthday since has been my 27th. Both have my sons have grown up, but my age hasn't changed. My wife's has, she old as shit now"
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-03 09:54:39
September 03 2008 09:52 GMT
#6
On September 03 2008 18:50 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
Does your pubic hair turn yellow too when you do Super Saiyan mode?


"Yeah, and my other... eye... turns green. Maybe one day I'll tell you about Nameks and the REAL origin of the "Special Beam Cannon"!"
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
September 03 2008 09:54 GMT
#7
--- Nuked ---
Zanno
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1484 Posts
September 03 2008 10:01 GMT
#8
Is something bad going to happen when we go on a picnic today?
aaaaa
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 03 2008 10:07 GMT
#9
On September 03 2008 19:01 Zanno wrote:
Is something bad going to happen when we go on a picnic today?


"I don't know what show you've been watching but it sure as fuck isn't MY show. I can't see into the future! However, if an evil warrior of unimaginable power comes down from space, you can be sure I'll show up and cram his stupid outfit down his throat."
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Quanticfograw
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States2053 Posts
September 03 2008 10:18 GMT
#10
Why does vegeta make you look like a huge pussy?
https://twitter.com/quanticfograw
drug_vict1m
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
844 Posts
September 03 2008 10:20 GMT
#11
do you fart while screamin' ang going ssj?what about ssj2 and ssj3?
One must feel chaos within, to give birth to a dancing star.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 03 2008 10:23 GMT
#12
On September 03 2008 19:18 likeaboss wrote:
Why does vegeta make you look like a huge pussy?


"That guy's got a stick up his ass, and I've beat his skull in like four times. Who's the pussy?"
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
rapture
Profile Joined January 2003
Germany645 Posts
September 03 2008 10:23 GMT
#13
Whats Michael Phelps powerlevel?
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 03 2008 10:24 GMT
#14
On September 03 2008 19:20 drug_vict1m wrote:
do you fart while screamin' ang going ssj?what about ssj2 and ssj3?


"Actually, part of the hyperbolic time chamber training regimen is an advanced colon strengthening exercise. It involves holding a small lead ball with your asshole for days on end, while you train everything else. At 100x Earth's gravity, believe me, it gets heavy. This keeps everything down there in check, no matter what my power level is."
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 03 2008 10:25 GMT
#15
On September 03 2008 19:23 rapture wrote:
Whats Michael Phelps powerlevel?


"I'm not sure, but if that stupid cunt BULMA hadn't broken the LAST FUCKING SCOUTER WE'LL EVER SEE, I'd probably be able to tell you."
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
lxginverse
Profile Joined May 2008
Monaco1506 Posts
September 03 2008 10:33 GMT
#16
how many girls have you slept with???

o.O
fromis_9 enjoyer
LinkinPork
Profile Joined April 2008
Canada224 Posts
September 03 2008 10:39 GMT
#17
Do you think Justin Chatwin can really play you well in the upcoming movie?
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
September 03 2008 10:39 GMT
#18
On September 03 2008 19:23 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
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On September 03 2008 19:18 likeaboss wrote:
Why does vegeta make you look like a huge pussy?


"That guy's got a stick up his ass, and I've beat his skull in like four times. Who's the pussy?"


-_- vegeta is so much more badass than goku
Elsi
Profile Joined October 2002
United Kingdom8173 Posts
September 03 2008 10:47 GMT
#19
Which three players should we look out for in next season's proleague or individual compertitions. One of each race would be appreciated.
stim[mic]
Profile Joined November 2006
Australia93 Posts
September 03 2008 10:50 GMT
#20
whats your favourite position when you get it on with your wife chi chi?
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