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FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
September 03 2008 10:50 GMT
#21
Do you use some special products to maintain your hair in ssj state ?
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
HighTimes
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Taiwan342 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-03 11:06:13
September 03 2008 10:58 GMT
#22
Do you still use 'over 9000' to make fun of vegeta?

EDIT:
what do you have to say to the author of this:
[image loading]

lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gvD9G5uDfo
Arceus
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Vietnam8333 Posts
September 03 2008 11:33 GMT
#23
Goku have u ever had sex with Bulma ? dont lie plz.
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
September 03 2008 11:35 GMT
#24
How does fakesteve plans to own Singapore? :D?
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32147 Posts
September 03 2008 12:26 GMT
#25
You look like round eye, but fight like Japan Man. WHY?
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
.kaz
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
1963 Posts
September 03 2008 12:39 GMT
#26
Why was Starcraft designed so it is impossible to play Terran at the same level as Protoss and Zerg and get the same rank? A D+ terran has the mechanics and timing of a C Protoss and Zerg user, yet the weak early game and overall mechanics / timings Terran require and posses make it extremely hard to get past this barrier. Why THE FUCK GOKU?
Pressure - "rock is the defender of justice" 이병민 / 박영민 Hwaiting~
DeepGreen
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States175 Posts
September 03 2008 12:57 GMT
#27
what kind of hair gel do you use?
So I told him your car was like that when I got here and as for your grandmother she shouldnt have mouthed off like that
Artosis *
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States2140 Posts
September 03 2008 13:22 GMT
#28
god i've been waiting to talk to goku for so long.

1) why was dbz so GODDAMN AMAZING and yet GT was filthy trash?
2) why did the 2 or 3 last minutes of namek's life during freiza saga get stretched out into like 5 weeks of my life?
3) why was GT so goddamn horribly bad?
4) dbz is amazing.
Commentatorhttp://twitter.com/Artosis
Ideas
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States8171 Posts
September 03 2008 13:32 GMT
#29
Are you hungry!?!?
Free Palestine
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14911 Posts
September 03 2008 13:50 GMT
#30
why you stealin my name
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-03 14:28:13
September 03 2008 14:27 GMT
#31
Does the customary 10 minutes of grunting and twitching before a battle serve some sort of purpose or is it just tradition?
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
September 03 2008 14:50 GMT
#32
Why does a single important battle between 2 people, last 89 fucking episodes.
Not bad for a cat toy.
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
September 03 2008 14:56 GMT
#33
On September 03 2008 23:50 Krohm wrote:
Why does a single important battle between 2 people, last 89 fucking episodes.


LOL AGREED
^-^
aTnClouD
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Italy2428 Posts
September 03 2008 15:05 GMT
#34
Why does every character after having been beaten nearly to death can release more power and insta heal all the wounds. This has always troubled me.
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/hunter692007/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif
Artosis *
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States2140 Posts
September 03 2008 15:14 GMT
#35
this coulda been an amazing blog if only steve would RESPOND TO THE DAMN QUESTIONS
Commentatorhttp://twitter.com/Artosis
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
September 03 2008 15:31 GMT
#36
Do you ever wish you could of just been a normal human, and been able to have lived a normal life? Knowing someone else would have to worry about all the shit you had fight.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 03 2008 15:31 GMT
#37
What is SSJ sex like?

Aren't you worried that when you release your super-powered load inside a woman it will be like a shotgun through her cervix and she will die of internal (and probably external) bleeding?

What kind of condoms could contain a fucking monster like you?
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 03 2008 15:32 GMT
#38
On September 04 2008 00:31 Mickey wrote:
Do you ever wish you could of just been a normal human, and been able to have lived a normal life? Knowing someone else would have to worry about all the shit you had fight.

You fucking idiot ALL THE NORMAL PEOPLE would be DEAD if it weren't for GOKU. What a dumbass question.

Plus saiyans have fighting in their blood, the only reason Goku has to be pacifist is because otherwise all the liberal pussies on planet Earth would condemn him.
Peace~
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
September 03 2008 15:40 GMT
#39
On September 04 2008 00:32 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 04 2008 00:31 Mickey wrote:
Do you ever wish you could of just been a normal human, and been able to have lived a normal life? Knowing someone else would have to worry about all the shit you had fight.

You fucking idiot ALL THE NORMAL PEOPLE would be DEAD if it weren't for GOKU. What a dumbass question.

Plus saiyans have fighting in their blood, the only reason Goku has to be pacifist is because otherwise all the liberal pussies on planet Earth would condemn him.

[image loading]

HA HA HA HA FOOL GOKU IS NO MATCH FOR MY STRENGTH!!!!
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 03 2008 15:45 GMT
#40
On September 04 2008 00:40 Mickey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 04 2008 00:32 fanatacist wrote:
On September 04 2008 00:31 Mickey wrote:
Do you ever wish you could of just been a normal human, and been able to have lived a normal life? Knowing someone else would have to worry about all the shit you had fight.

You fucking idiot ALL THE NORMAL PEOPLE would be DEAD if it weren't for GOKU. What a dumbass question.

Plus saiyans have fighting in their blood, the only reason Goku has to be pacifist is because otherwise all the liberal pussies on planet Earth would condemn him.

[image loading]

HA HA HA HA FOOL GOKU IS NO MATCH FOR MY STRENGTH!!!!

LOL

<333

Cracked me up ahahaha.
Peace~
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