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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-31 15:47:30
July 31 2008 15:46 GMT
#1
Name, picture, catchphrase, go!

Steve Wilkos
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"You scumbag! Did you really think you could get away with a god damn 5 pool?"

Maury Povich
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"The results are in... and when it comes to the Terran player Spades... you ARE the hacker!"

Brandon Lee
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"Is that vespene gas I smell?"





****
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-31 16:12:33
July 31 2008 16:09 GMT
#2
Jessica Simpson
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"How his goons shoot farther than mine??"
*fixing picture*
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
0xDEADBEEF
Profile Joined September 2007
Germany1235 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-31 16:25:51
July 31 2008 16:22 GMT
#3
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"Leave Selector alone!!1 He didn't hack!"



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"I believe that SC and WC can coexist peacefully"
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
July 31 2008 16:30 GMT
#4
that pic is gonna give me nightmare, thx deadbeef.
G5
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2922 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-31 16:51:30
July 31 2008 16:35 GMT
#5
ahahahahaha

i got every single one of those

fucken amazing rofl <3 nice work

maury / simpson / spears crying fan guy were the best rofl

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"8k in 6 mins. YEEEEEEAH BOOOOOIII"
EGLzGaMeR
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1867 Posts
July 31 2008 16:39 GMT
#6
rofl.. i dont look at blogs much.. but this one is golden! lol
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
July 31 2008 16:40 GMT
#7
faust stop making stupid blogs and go arrange a clan war
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
July 31 2008 16:43 GMT
#8
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The Nydus worm isn't a dump truck. You can't just... dump a whole bunch of zerglings in there. It's more like... a series of tubes. A series of tubes, with zerglings, ultralisks, hydralisks, infesters... enormous amounts of zerglings.
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
MyLostTemple *
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2921 Posts
July 31 2008 16:47 GMT
#9
HAHAHAHA caller's is the best
Follow me on twitter: CallMeTasteless
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-31 17:11:32
July 31 2008 16:51 GMT
#10
deadbeef g5 caller awesome :D

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In Korea, first you get the minerals; then you get the battlecruisers, then you get the fangirls


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Ugh...minerals exceeding 10k...templar drops everywhere. All my marines are dead...my empire...crumbling...


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I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE THE ENTIRE MAP YOU FOCKIN' COCK-WITH-ROACHES...THIS GAME ENDS WHEN I SAY IT ENDS...SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE 1 MARINE MINERAL LINE DROP



"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-31 17:11:12
July 31 2008 16:53 GMT
#11
Agent Smith
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"Tell me, Nony, what good is a shuttle filled with High Templars when you are unable to... storm?"
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
July 31 2008 16:56 GMT
#12
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I'd say a Zergling is about that high... ..I could take one on.

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Are you DUMB? 5 pool > 4 pool.

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Now let's be absolutely clear about this. I know exactly where his expansions are. They're in the area around the middle of the map and east, west, south and north somewhat.
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
July 31 2008 17:02 GMT
#13
Oh God these are awesome.
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
July 31 2008 17:11 GMT
#14
hahha funny stuff ^^
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
July 31 2008 17:12 GMT
#15
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OH NOES! The Templars are mating to archons!
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
July 31 2008 17:12 GMT
#16
AGENT SMITH ONE IS FUCKING GOLD
NonY
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
8751 Posts
July 31 2008 17:15 GMT
#17
haha faust
"Fucking up is part of it. If you can't fail, you have to always win. And I don't think you can always win." Elliott Smith ---------- Yet no sudden rage darkened his face, and his eyes were calm as they studied her. Then he smiled. 'Witness.'
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
July 31 2008 17:18 GMT
#18
On August 01 2008 02:12 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
AGENT SMITH ONE IS FUCKING GOLD


lOOL FCK

SORRY NONY >__> but its too awesome
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
July 31 2008 17:18 GMT
#19
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George Bush doesn't care about SCV drivers.


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And then we're going to the main and infest that Command Center. BYAHHHH!!!!
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
July 31 2008 17:19 GMT
#20
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I will give them 3 bunker rushes, and they will love me for it
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
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