Celebrities as Starcraft Players - Page 8

"I didn't just walk into this town from the cotton fields!" - Inspector Todd (Beverly Hills Cop)
Whoever got this one without checking the spoiler is a winner. Whoever didn't get this one without checking the spoiler probably didn't laugh so much. =( Sorry. And yes, I am the greatest photoshopper of all time. =0

When questioned once more about the recent birth of the so called 'hybrid race', (artists interpretation here) President Clinton had this to say: "I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that alien."

The alleged mother, Sarah 'Queen of Blades' Kerrigan, was unavailable for comment.

Meanwhile, a crack squadron has been ordered to track down and terminate the creature. No word yet on their progress, but the United States government assures us that only the very best have been chosen from the specialist group known as "GG.net".

Dutch: Alright, let's go get this abomination!
Dillion: Wait! Dutch...Did we remember to build medics?
Dutch: Uhhh...No. But we should be fine without them. I have a feeling this guy is a FMP player.

*Glances over shoulder*

GG, no re. You noobs, you should have medics when you're going SK! Not to mention the horrible lack of detection - guess you guys forgot to ever build an academy, huh? Ah, well, it doesn't matter. You still would have gotten raped.

Ahhh, you know what I just realized, my laughably unskilled fellows? I totally look like a Protoss with this mask on. Perhaps I will travel to Aiur, where I may finally find acceptance and then...just maybe...peace.