Celebrities as Starcraft Players - Page 6

On August 01 2008 06:54 MidnightGladius wrote:


You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Browder, and I won't have it! Is that clear? You think you've merely changed obsolete gameplay. That is not the case! WC3 players have taken billions of dollars out of this industry, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance! You are an old man who thinks in terms of easier UI and hard counters. There are no UI difficulties. There are no hard counters. There are no FPS communities. There are no MMO slaves. There are no third-generation console players. There is no non-RTS player base. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of SC players. Macro players, micro players, melee players, Reavers, Medics, Vessels, Vultures, and Savior. It is the international system of e-Sports which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU...WILL...ATONE!

Am I getting through to you, Mr. Browder? You get up on your little flash-based website and howl about balance and innovation. There is no balance. There is no innovation. There is only M&M drops, and DT sneaks, and Vessel clouds, and Vulture raids, Stop-Lurkers, Stacked Mutalisks, and Storm. Those *are* the rules of the world today. What do you think the Russians talk about in their councils of state, Karl Marx? They get out their BWChart, statistical decision theorycraft, mass-game solutions, and compute the price-cost probabilities of their cheeses and allins, just like we do. We no longer live in a world of heroes and autominers, Mr. Browder. The world is a college of leagues, inexorably determined by the immutable bylaws of Pro-gaming. The world is a competition, Mr. Browder. It has been since man crawled out of the slime. And our children will live, Mr. Browder, to see that . . . perfect world . . . in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality. One vast and ecumenical ladder, for whom all men will work to serve a common timing window, in which all men will hold a keyboard and mouse. All necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused. And I have chosen you, Mr. Browder, to preach this evangel.

On August 01 2008 15:21 Caller wrote:


Where the pool, where the pool, where the pool at?
He got 12 drones, is he hatchin at the nat?
Oh, them sunks goin up?!? Where the rines at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon bunk that

On August 01 2008 01:53 SCC-Faust wrote:
Agent Smith

"Tell me, Nony, what good is a shuttle filled with High Templars when you are unable to... storm?"

On August 02 2008 05:21 0xDEADBEEF wrote:


Trinity: I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for an answer. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when I found it, I knew I wasn't really skilled like I thought I'd be. I was looking for an answer. It's the question, Neo. It's the question that drives us. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
Neo: What is the counter to 4pool? I have 100% losses against it.
Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.

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