Wuthering Heights, the meaning of pain
The way that I want you to die
Slow push, immensely gay
Range that cleanses you of your life
Forced in
To chokepoints
You run
Stripped of
Your lifes worth (which isn't much, because you play protoss)
Protoss mice, for the angel of death
Four hundred thousand more supply

Kwidowmaker

Canada978 Posts

July 31 2008 21:46 GMT

#65

On August 01 2008 06:33 HamerD wrote:

That was beautiful

MidnightGladius

China1214 Posts

July 31 2008 21:54 GMT

#66

You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Browder, and I won't have it! Is that clear? You think you've merely changed obsolete gameplay. That is not the case! WC3 players have taken billions of dollars out of this industry, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance! You are an old man who thinks in terms of easier UI and hard counters. There are no UI difficulties. There are no hard counters. There are no FPS communities. There are no MMO slaves. There are no third-generation console players. There is no non-RTS player base. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of SC players. Macro players, micro players, melee players, Reavers, Medics, Vessels, Vultures, and Savior. It is the international system of e-Sports which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU...WILL...ATONE!

Am I getting through to you, Mr. Browder? You get up on your little flash-based website and howl about balance and innovation. There is no balance. There is no innovation. There is only M&M drops, and DT sneaks, and Vessel clouds, and Vulture raids, Stop-Lurkers, Stacked Mutalisks, and Storm. Those *are* the rules of the world today. What do you think the Russians talk about in their councils of state, Karl Marx? They get out their BWChart, statistical decision theorycraft, mass-game solutions, and compute the price-cost probabilities of their cheeses and allins, just like we do. We no longer live in a world of heroes and autominers, Mr. Browder. The world is a college of leagues, inexorably determined by the immutable bylaws of Pro-gaming. The world is a competition, Mr. Browder. It has been since man crawled out of the slime. And our children will live, Mr. Browder, to see that . . . perfect world . . . in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality. One vast and ecumenical ladder, for whom all men will work to serve a common timing window, in which all men will hold a keyboard and mouse. All necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused. And I have chosen you, Mr. Browder, to preach this evangel.

HamerD

United Kingdom1922 Posts

July 31 2008 21:57 GMT

#67

Midnightgladiator, that was fucking genius

anotak

United States1537 Posts

July 31 2008 22:10 GMT

#68

Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big an ultralisk!"

[Billy stares blankly]

See, she, she wanted a little one 'cause hers was...
[Hawkins pauses, then trails off]
... big as an ultralisk.

0xDEADBEEF

Germany1235 Posts

July 31 2008 22:28 GMT

#69

"What is that?"

"That's the liquid remains of a dragoon I killed with my bare hands"

"What does it do?"

"It turns blue"

Ra.Xor.2

United States1784 Posts

July 31 2008 22:42 GMT

#70

Imagine theres no reavers
Its easy if you try
No probes massacred
No drones died
Imagine all the minerals
Being used today...

Imagine theres no 4 pools
It isint hard to do
Never getting rushed
And no proxies too
Imagine all the D players
Living Life in Peace

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
Kang Ming is my hero
May he again run

Imagine no terrans
I wonder if you can
No Sea to amuse us
The demise of man
Imagine all the tosses
Taking all the world...

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And we'll have some fun
+ Show Spoiler +

i know crappy final line right?

jgad

Canada899 Posts

July 31 2008 22:53 GMT

#71

h3r1n6

Iceland2039 Posts

July 31 2008 23:00 GMT

#72

Not perfect, but an ode to JF:

+ Show Spoiler +

End of turtle play, crumbling away
Reavers my source for your destruction
Workers that mine with fear, sudden death is near
Leading on your losss construction
Attack me you will see
gg is all you need
you're dedicated to
how I'm killing you

Go leaving faster
obey your Master
your cc burns faster
obey your Master
Master
Master of Reavers I'm shooting your guys
raping your base and smashing your supply
Outmicroed by me, you can't leave your base
Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master

Load unload the way, never you betray
game decision becoming clearer
Kill monopoly, ritual misery
chop your workers on a mirror
Attack me you will see
gg is all you need
you're dedicated to
how I'm killing you

Go leaving faster
obey your Master
your cc burns faster
obey your Master
Master
Master of Reavers I'm shooting your guys
raping your base and smashing your supply
Outmicroed by me, you can't leave your base
Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master

Master, Master, Where's the shuttle that I've been after?
Master, Master, You promised only lies
Laughter, Laughter, All I hear and see is laughter
Laughter, Laughter, laughing at my cries
Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
just a rhyme without a reason
Neverending maze, drift on numbered days
now your econ is out of season
I will occupy
I will help you die
I will run over you
Now I rule you too

Go leaving faster
obey your Master
your cc burns faster
obey your Master
Master
Master of Reavers I'm shooting your guys
raping your base and smashing your supply
Outmicroed by me, you can't leave your base
Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master

CommanderFluffy

Taiwan1059 Posts

July 31 2008 23:15 GMT

#73

On August 01 2008 03:04 B1nary wrote:

AHHH!!! PLAGUUUUU!!! PLAAGUUUUUUU!! PLAGUUUUUUUU!!!

HAHAHHA.
this thread is great

Elgar

United States231 Posts

August 01 2008 00:17 GMT

#74

"....what are we doing?"
"Making an archon."

Xeris

Iran17695 Posts

August 01 2008 00:23 GMT

#75

lol man , this thread owns :O!

B1nary

Canada1267 Posts

August 01 2008 00:28 GMT

#76

ROFL. Making an archon. Fuuu... Shion.... HAAAA!!!!

Historical evidence that TvT sucks:

Damn, that turtling noob won't gg... guess I'll have to nuke him... - Harry S. Truman

passby20

United States47 Posts

August 01 2008 01:51 GMT

#77

"Nony, he refuses to say gg when he loses. I want to cut his nuts off."

"Barack, he's talking down to black people. I want to cut his nuts off." -- Jesse Jackson, US Democrat and civil rights activist, about his party's presidential candidate Barack Obama.