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IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-25 23:27:21
July 25 2008 23:25 GMT
#41
On July 26 2008 07:28 Bill307 wrote:
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On July 26 2008 06:44 Krohm wrote:
Also if anyone could please tell me how to say the sentences

"Hi"

"Hows it going?"

(Her response would probably be "I'm well" or "I'm good" so a translation of that would be nice too)

"I'm good myself."

or the equivalent in Japanese, Korean, and Chinese. That'd be great.

Now I'm really hoping she's one of the following races... If not, I'm going to look like such an ass haha.

lol, that's a really bad idea. I know a guy who tried to hit on an asian waitress like that: she gave him a "wtf?" look and ignored him for the rest of our stay.

Seriously, though, if you really try that, you'll end up doing at least one of the following:
(a) Looking dumb (because you won't know how to pronounce it at all, let alone if you guess her ethnicity incorrectly).
(b) Looking creepy.
(c) Looking like you're desperate to impress her.

In short: don't do this. You want to approach her and start a casual, on-the-spot conversation, then progress from there. Showing someone you've gone out of your way to guess their ethnicity and tried to learn a few words in their language is not casual or on-the-spot at all.


Lastly, don't stress over the fact that she's asian. I'm sure by the time you've talked to her a few times, you'll know FAR more about her than we could ever guess by judging from her race.


Best advice by far in truth imo your kinda a stalker in that senario just try to talk with her

On July 26 2008 07:20 NexyNexy wrote:
EYE CONTACT AND SMILE


Zeesh, just ask if you can sit by her then be straight forward grow some balls! A woman is a woman, race no race. Talk to her stalking her I'm pretty sure she notices you staring at her the whole time, make eye contact then talk you'll never get anywhere by just gawking.

+ Show Spoiler +
“CHRIS” (3:22:40 PM): http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=75802
“CHRIS” (3:24:22 PM): next time you go to the bus stop bring 3 bags of rice with you. Make sure they are transparent so she sees it, if this fails then you'll have to find another bus stop
“CHRIS” (3:24:23 PM): lol
"Brian" (3:24:26 PM): Japanese, Korean, or Chinese
"Brian" (3:24:27 PM): wtf
"Brian" (3:24:29 PM): shouldnt it be like
"Brian" (3:24:35 PM): Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, Korean
"Brian" (3:24:38 PM): from greatest chance to least
“CHRIS” (3:24:40 PM): yeah
“CHRIS” (3:24:41 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:24:44 PM): in that order
"Brian" (3:24:45 PM): this guy is right
“CHRIS” (3:24:47 PM): or flow like that
"Brian" (3:24:48 PM): he doesnt know asians at all
“CHRIS” (3:24:51 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:25:10 PM): frankly
“CHRIS” (3:25:16 PM): japanese is extreamly unlickly
“CHRIS” (3:25:18 PM): like
“CHRIS” (3:25:20 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:25:34 PM): esp for a college student
"Brian" (3:25:38 PM): yeah
"Brian" (3:26:14 PM):
Write her a note, hand it to her before she gets of or you do. Put your contact info on it and hope for the best.
"Brian" (3:26:18 PM): what the fuck type of advice is that
"Brian" (3:26:27 PM): you dont start off by simply giving her a note with contact info
"Brian" (3:26:29 PM): stalkerish
"Brian" (3:26:54 PM): "start by groping her"
"Brian" (3:26:57 PM): that's good advice
"Brian" (3:27:03 PM): if she likes it, then she is japanese
“CHRIS” (3:27:09 PM): TT
“CHRIS” (3:27:14 PM): that's what i was thinking
“CHRIS” (3:27:20 PM): reminds her of the trians
“CHRIS” (3:27:26 PM): all dem packde full lesbiens
"Brian" (3:27:52 PM): because japan is full of hot lesbians amirite >_>
“CHRIS” (3:27:55 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:27:56 PM): well
“CHRIS” (3:27:57 PM): also
“CHRIS” (3:28:03 PM): most of their trains
“CHRIS” (3:28:09 PM): are segreated male female
“CHRIS” (3:28:13 PM): cuz of dem gropers
"Brian" (3:28:50 PM): how evil
“CHRIS” (3:28:54 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:28:56 PM): well actually
“CHRIS” (3:29:01 PM): i believe there are women only cars
“CHRIS” (3:29:05 PM): but not men only cars
“CHRIS” (3:29:08 PM): something like that
"Brian" (3:30:06 PM): if im ever in japan, ill take full advantage of that
"Brian" (3:30:16 PM): theyll look back and expect an old man groping them but instead its me
"Brian" (3:30:21 PM): "Well, I guess that's alright >_>"
“CHRIS” (3:30:47 PM): MUHAHAHA
“CHRIS” (3:30:48 PM): haha
“CHRIS” (3:30:53 PM): oh wait
“CHRIS” (3:30:54 PM): your in japan
“CHRIS” (3:30:57 PM): BWHAHAHA
"Brian" (3:31:29 PM): or maybe just hehehehehehehe~~
“CHRIS” (3:31:33 PM): well
“CHRIS” (3:31:38 PM): i mean its you doing it
“CHRIS” (3:31:54 PM): hehehe *cover mouth with hand*
"Brian" (3:32:55 PM): i wonder if old guys just sit in trains all day from sunrise to sunset
"Brian" (3:32:57 PM): just to do that
“CHRIS” (3:34:02 PM): that's your retirement plan?
"Brian" (3:34:18 PM): yes
"Brian" (3:34:30 PM): lol, there's like a form with a bunch of chechboxes
"Brian" (3:34:51 PM): you can choose a senior home, etc etc, GROPE TEENS/LOLIS ON TRAIN, etc etc
“CHRIS” (3:35:31 PM): █ Move to japan and sit on trains all day to grope women.
“CHRIS” (3:35:40 PM): loliTT
“CHRIS” (3:35:48 PM): 4Chan luvs you
“CHRIS” (3:35:50 PM): oh shit run
“CHRIS” (3:36:11 PM): √
"Brian" (3:36:21 PM): lulz
"Brian" (3:36:27 PM): i wonder what 2ch is like, ive never visited it
“CHRIS” (3:36:37 PM): eh
“CHRIS” (3:36:42 PM): i usualy only go to 4chan
“CHRIS” (3:36:47 PM): 7chan when 4chan is down
"Brian" (3:36:55 PM): well, yeah
"Brian" (3:37:03 PM): because 2ch is the japanese one that inspired 4chan
"Brian" (3:37:09 PM): neither of us would understand the site
"Brian" (3:37:10 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:37:35 PM): http://www.2chan.net/
“CHRIS” (3:37:43 PM): my ie has a live translator
“CHRIS” (3:37:44 PM): i win
"Brian" (3:37:57 PM): *cough*
"Brian" (3:37:57 PM): http://www.2ch.net/
"Brian" (3:38:04 PM): 2ch is short for 2channel
“CHRIS” (3:38:07 PM): WOLF HOWS ON THE TREE DINING UPON THE MIDNIGHT
“CHRIS” (3:39:38 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:39:46 PM): i can understand poor amounts of japanese
“CHRIS” (3:39:55 PM): but as far as reading kanji nope
“CHRIS” (3:40:31 PM): just as screwed with hiragana and katakana
“CHRIS” (3:40:33 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:40:43 PM): i just know japaense words from watching too many japenase flicks
“CHRIS” (3:40:51 PM): i can make horrible converstaions
“CHRIS” (3:40:54 PM): invloving rape
"Brian" (3:41:27 PM): well, that's how any weeaboo learns japanese via hearing
“CHRIS” (3:42:19 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:42:47 PM): any weeaboo takes pictures with 2 fingers for their myspace photos
“CHRIS” (3:43:24 PM): of course hell its easy to do that in the uc
“CHRIS” (3:43:27 PM): go down to dasio
“CHRIS” (3:43:30 PM): and the marina
“CHRIS” (3:43:32 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:43:33 PM): GG
"Brian" (3:43:55 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:44:05 PM): gotta put on the eye liner
“CHRIS” (3:44:07 PM): just right
“CHRIS” (3:44:10 PM): to get dem asian eyes
“CHRIS” (3:44:22 PM): i got screwed by my father got them wide white eyes
“CHRIS” (3:44:26 PM): that all asian women love
“CHRIS” (3:44:28 PM): i dont want that
“CHRIS” (3:44:28 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:45:08 PM): http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/73/Sexy_Old_Mann.jpg
"Brian" (3:45:25 PM): lulz
“CHRIS” (3:46:31 PM): god i never want to go to japan
“CHRIS” (3:46:33 PM): too many poeple
"Brian" (3:47:12 PM): depends where you go
“CHRIS” (3:47:23 PM): either way
"Brian" (3:47:23 PM): if you go to a big city like tokyo, osaka, etc, then yes its very crowded
“CHRIS” (3:47:37 PM): not a fan
“CHRIS” (3:47:40 PM): of island nations
“CHRIS” (3:47:51 PM): been to the philipines close enough too hot for me
"Brian" (3:48:14 PM): lol @ comparing the philippines to japan
“CHRIS” (3:50:03 PM): http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/6d/Purikura_weeaboo_fags.PNG
“CHRIS” (3:50:06 PM): still
“CHRIS” (3:50:10 PM): im a cali person
“CHRIS” (3:50:11 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:50:20 PM): also fuck learning another language
“CHRIS” (3:50:21 PM): lol
"Brian" (3:50:48 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:50:58 PM): Well i mean its not that bad in the uc
“CHRIS” (3:51:03 PM): atelst our japan club
“CHRIS” (3:51:06 PM): was porably
“CHRIS” (3:51:08 PM): half
“CHRIS” (3:51:09 PM): japeanse
“CHRIS” (3:51:10 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:51:51 PM): If a Wapanese cannot master the Japanese language and hoard enough Gaia gold to go to Japan, the yearly ComicCon in San Diego is the next best place to parade oneself around as a dumbfuck.
“CHRIS” (3:52:02 PM): god i love encyclopeida dramatica
“CHRIS” (3:52:05 PM): next best thing
“CHRIS” (3:52:09 PM): to dumb fucks on line
“CHRIS” (3:52:11 PM): wite shit
"Brian" (3:52:13 PM): lol
"Brian" (3:52:26 PM): who needs comiccon when you have fanime right around the corner
“CHRIS” (3:52:32 PM): yup
“CHRIS” (3:52:33 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:52:38 PM): we need to fix that
“CHRIS” (3:52:42 PM): comiccon
“CHRIS” (3:52:44 PM): is where i go
“CHRIS” (3:52:46 PM): to buy shit
“CHRIS” (3:52:48 PM): from comics
“CHRIS” (3:52:51 PM): AMERICAN comics
“CHRIS” (3:52:54 PM): lol
"Brian" (3:52:58 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:53:02 PM): cuz they are photo shoped colored
“CHRIS” (3:53:05 PM): and they have color
“CHRIS” (3:53:13 PM): nigga japanese l2color your comics
"Brian" (3:54:12 PM): lol
"Brian" (3:54:17 PM): 2channel began in Arkansas
"Brian" (3:54:18 PM): wtf
“CHRIS” (3:54:21 PM): haha
“CHRIS” (3:54:22 PM): wtf
“CHRIS” (3:54:34 PM): i wouldnt even place a japanese person there
"Brian" (3:54:36 PM): apparently, some japanese guy was living in arkansas
"Brian" (3:54:40 PM): and he made 2channel there
“CHRIS” (3:54:46 PM): or some wapanese
“CHRIS” (3:54:53 PM): some big weeaboo
“CHRIS” (3:55:00 PM): english > Japan
“CHRIS” (3:55:04 PM): england
“CHRIS” (3:55:15 PM): although eletroincs in eroupe cost too much
“CHRIS” (3:55:18 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:55:24 PM): its the only reason why i would stay in america
“CHRIS” (3:55:39 PM): good american eletroics designed by american
“CHRIS” (3:55:43 PM): made in malayasia
"Brian" (3:56:08 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:56:18 PM): hey its the truth
“CHRIS” (3:56:22 PM): half the shit in my comp
“CHRIS” (3:56:26 PM): says made in malayasia
“CHRIS” (3:56:31 PM): or assembled
"Brian" (3:56:54 PM): china, dont forget them >_>
“CHRIS” (3:56:59 PM): eh
“CHRIS” (3:57:04 PM): i dont want china makeing my shit
“CHRIS” (3:57:09 PM): too much led
“CHRIS” (3:57:14 PM): bad for my computer
“CHRIS” (3:57:15 PM): runs hot
“CHRIS” (3:57:17 PM): lead melts
“CHRIS” (3:57:19 PM): fucks up my comp
“CHRIS” (3:57:27 PM): its not like i buy from asus
“CHRIS” (3:57:28 PM): lol
"Brian" (3:58:05 PM): i dont even know why the fuck china paints with lead
"Brian" (3:58:07 PM): seriously, wtf
"Brian" (3:58:09 PM): all it does is kill you
"Brian" (3:58:14 PM): probably kills the guy who paints the shit
"Brian" (3:58:16 PM): why use it
“CHRIS” (3:58:41 PM): its china population control
“CHRIS” (3:58:46 PM): have the most messed up envioment
“CHRIS” (3:58:52 PM): kills the most poeple
“CHRIS” (3:58:55 PM): less people
“CHRIS” (3:59:59 PM): http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/The_cancer_that_is_killing_/b/
“CHRIS” (4:00:06 PM): oh b is dead a long time ago
“CHRIS” (4:00:08 PM): liek 2 years ago
“CHRIS” (4:00:10 PM): oringal b died
“CHRIS” (4:00:12 PM): pople moved
“CHRIS” (4:00:13 PM): lol
"Brian" (4:00:25 PM): yeah, /b/ has been "dead" for a long time
"Brian" (4:00:31 PM): too many newfags being gay
“CHRIS” (4:00:35 PM): yeah
“CHRIS” (4:00:41 PM): but frnakly im more fimilar with 4chan
“CHRIS” (4:00:44 PM): then the other sites
“CHRIS” (4:00:55 PM): what the fuck else am i suppose to look though for hours
“CHRIS” (4:00:58 PM): the tl.net site
"Brian" (4:01:35 PM): lol
"Brian" (4:01:39 PM): "CUTE ASIAN GIRL ON BUS"
"Brian" (4:01:53 PM): sometimes, i feel that the general tl.net board is becoming a mini retarded /b/
"Brian" (4:02:01 PM): its full of the most stupid shit and porn
“CHRIS” (4:04:21 PM): NSFW!!!
“CHRIS” (4:06:59 PM): "Itai, or Itatata~~!!" (Heard when Wapanese hurt themselves. Signals the hearer to hurt them more.)
"Brian" (4:08:31 PM): ive never heard anyone say itai when they get hurt
“CHRIS” (4:08:40 PM): ive onyl head
“CHRIS” (4:08:42 PM): FUCK
"Brian" (4:08:42 PM): even the most weeaboo person, when punched, should say OW
“CHRIS” (4:08:43 PM): SHIT
“CHRIS” (4:08:45 PM): OW
“CHRIS” (4:08:46 PM): AHHH
“CHRIS” (4:08:57 PM): or that sound
“CHRIS” (4:09:03 PM): you make by sucking air in with your tetth
“CHRIS” (4:09:07 PM): sezzzz
"Brian" (4:11:06 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (4:11:12 PM): oh wow
“CHRIS” (4:11:27 PM): i never looked ovr the wabanese aritinc in e dramatica
“CHRIS” (4:11:28 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (4:11:30 PM): its golden
“CHRIS” (4:11:34 PM): leads to toehr golden shit
“CHRIS” (4:11:41 PM): spaltter all over online
“CHRIS” (4:13:28 PM): http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/DESU
"Brian" (4:13:39 PM): yay desu spam
"Brian" (4:13:50 PM): now that's something im guilty of
“CHRIS” (4:13:51 PM): what ever happend to just plan spam
"Brian" (4:13:51 PM): >_>
“CHRIS” (4:13:59 PM): thats somethign im not
“CHRIS” (4:14:00 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (4:14:08 PM): i dont eve know the anime that desu shit belongs too
"Brian" (4:14:20 PM): rozen maiden
"Brian" (4:14:33 PM):

"Brian" (4:14:48 PM): suiseiseki basically says desu after every sentence she says
"Brian" (4:14:57 PM): became a meme in /b/ like a year and a half ago
“CHRIS” (4:15:44 PM): http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Wapanese
“CHRIS” (4:15:45 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (4:15:47 PM): there is a test
“CHRIS” (4:15:52 PM): all the way doun
“CHRIS” (4:15:53 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (4:15:58 PM): Have you ever made an AMV? Was it a Narutard AMV? Do you own a Narutard headband?
“CHRIS” (4:15:59 PM): GG
“CHRIS” (4:16:07 PM): if you say yes to any of those
“CHRIS” (4:16:42 PM): 420chan
“CHRIS” (4:16:44 PM): wtf
“CHRIS” (4:18:04 PM):

“CHRIS” (4:18:07 PM): DEAR GOD
“CHRIS” (4:18:11 PM): NSF EVERYTHING
"Brian" (4:18:32 PM): omg that is the most epic carameldansen vid ive ever seen
"Brian" (4:18:32 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (4:18:48 PM):

“CHRIS” (4:18:49 PM): lol
"Brian" (4:20:26 PM): this is why i love source games
“CHRIS” (4:21:58 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (4:22:01 PM): he said hes from 4chan
"Brian" (4:22:26 PM): yeah i just got there
"Brian" (4:22:31 PM): who the hell from 4chan has manners
"Brian" (4:22:38 PM): well except for me, a true gentleman >_>
“CHRIS” (4:23:16 PM): god this vid is great
“CHRIS” (4:23:17 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (4:23:31 PM): sounds like the guys from my old server in cs
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
new_construct
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1041 Posts
July 25 2008 23:34 GMT
#42
dude, just be confident and ask her out, asian chick dig caucasians (if u r caucasian). Dating white dudes boost their confident, u can see the way they walk when she is with a white bf.
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
July 25 2008 23:35 GMT
#43
Honestly, has the whole "look her in the eye and smile"-shit ever worked for anyone?
We make signature, then defense it.
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
July 25 2008 23:37 GMT
#44
On July 26 2008 08:34 new_construct wrote:
dude, just be confident and ask her out, asian chick dig caucasians (if u r caucasian). Dating white dudes boost their confident, u can see the way they walk when she is with a white bf.


What? why would that boost their confidence?
We make signature, then defense it.
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-25 23:49:24
July 25 2008 23:44 GMT
#45
On July 26 2008 08:35 grobo wrote:
Honestly, has the whole "look her in the eye and smile"-shit ever worked for anyone?

Like a charm.

But it also has a lot to do with your body language and whether or not you're comfortable doing this. Girls can pick up on these kinds of signals much better than we men can.

On July 26 2008 08:20 YanGpaN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2008 08:14 CyuntiyuL wrote:
On July 26 2008 08:02 YanGpaN wrote:
A great opener is asking them "Can you tell asian people apart? Do you know if an asian person is from what coutnry based on what he/she looks like?

If she answers yes, ask "how?"


what happens if she says no?


tell her that she's not really an asian, but a penguin from antartica trying to fit in the asian society.

Lol. That's actually a good line. I am using that the next time I approach an attractive Asian girl.
Moderator
new_construct
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1041 Posts
July 25 2008 23:44 GMT
#46
On July 26 2008 08:37 grobo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2008 08:34 new_construct wrote:
dude, just be confident and ask her out, asian chick dig caucasians (if u r caucasian). Dating white dudes boost their confident, u can see the way they walk when she is with a white bf.


What? why would that boost their confidence?

you don't know this? dating white guys makes them special and stand out from the rest of the pack. Of course this doesn't apply to all asian girls, some of them are too conservative. The worst thing that can happen is that SHE shy away.
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
July 25 2008 23:54 GMT
#47
On July 26 2008 08:44 semioldguy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2008 08:35 grobo wrote:
Honestly, has the whole "look her in the eye and smile"-shit ever worked for anyone?

Like a charm.

But it also has a lot to do with your body language and whether or not you're comfortable doing this. Girls can pick up on these kinds of signals much better than we men can.


Hmm yeah, makes sense.

I also noticed that about picking up signals, although my friends tell me i'm slow as hell when it comes to picking up on stuff like that.


On July 26 2008 08:44 new_construct wrote:
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On July 26 2008 08:37 grobo wrote:
On July 26 2008 08:34 new_construct wrote:
dude, just be confident and ask her out, asian chick dig caucasians (if u r caucasian). Dating white dudes boost their confident, u can see the way they walk when she is with a white bf.


What? why would that boost their confidence?

you don't know this? dating white guys makes them special and stand out from the rest of the pack. Of course this doesn't apply to all asian girls, some of them are too conservative. The worst thing that can happen is that SHE shy away.


Wow, that's news to me, never heard of that before.
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DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-26 00:02:30
July 25 2008 23:59 GMT
#48
"Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."

If she is not on top of you within 10 seconds somethings wrong with her.
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
July 26 2008 00:05 GMT
#49
On July 26 2008 08:59 DanceCommander wrote:
"Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."


Hahahaha DAMN that's cheesy!
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WhatisProtoss
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Korea (South)2325 Posts
July 26 2008 00:09 GMT
#50
Asian people generally hate it when you try to guess their race.

"Hi, are you Chinese?" Fuck that.

Talking in a random Asian language is not good either, unless you happen to have fluency in the language you're trying to speak. A white boy trying to speak in broken Chinese/Japanese/Korean will come off as plain ignorant. And in the large probability that you mistake her ethnicity, or she doesn't know what the hell you're talking about, then she'll just stare at you awkwardly until you leave.

Treat her like a normal girl. Asian girls are still GIRLS. Say hello in English. Most Asians you see in the US will know how to speak English.
goldenkrnboi
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3104 Posts
July 26 2008 00:10 GMT
#51
On July 26 2008 08:59 DanceCommander wrote:
"Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."

If she is not on top of you within 10 seconds somethings wrong with her.



LOL

(both at quote and post)
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-26 00:18:16
July 26 2008 00:16 GMT
#52
Please, please, please don't try to learn a one-off line in Chinese/Korean/Japanese and say it to her. You look like the ten thousand other guys who say "NI HOW?!?" with a smug grin, expecting the cute little Asian girl to be overcome with wonder at the sound of her native tongue and immediately wrap her thighs around their face.

Instead, 1) you might pick the wrong language and she won't understand you. This is obviously crap. Even if she does, there is a significant chance she will be slightly offended as you are YET another person who has failed to distinguish between her and other yellow people. 2) if you are lucky and say the language she speaks, it is still really unoriginal. You will also probably have a thick accent which makes the greeting really unnatural and corny.

I'm not an expert on this stuff at all so take what I say with a huge grain of salt. But the amount of times I have seen this someone try it with my Asian friends and then fail spectacularly is not funny.

Good luck on talking to her. Requires a lot of balls to try to hit on a complete stranger on public transport! Remember to report back

Edit; damn you WhatisProtoss beating me to it!
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-26 00:36:04
July 26 2008 00:35 GMT
#53
it's great no one can get my race right!

i seriously dont think I've ever had anyone guess it without knowing b/c of my name (and considering my nickname sounds fuckign arabic they become further confused lolol)
sylonto
Profile Joined July 2008
United States44 Posts
July 26 2008 00:35 GMT
#54
This thread contains more cheese than iccup toss players
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EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
July 26 2008 00:39 GMT
#55
On July 26 2008 08:59 DanceCommander wrote:
"Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."

If she is not on top of you within 10 seconds somethings wrong with her.

hahahaha
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11575 Posts
July 26 2008 00:51 GMT
#56
walk up to her and stand tall, don't slouch or she will think you have low self-esteem and chicks dont find that attractive. then, look her square in the eyes and tell her "hey, haven't I seen you before?" and smile. she will most likely say something like, "yeah i ride this bus all the time -_-;" and be like "oh thats right, my name is blah blah blah..." and get a conversation going.

or as you're walking up to her, do what all asian chicks love white guys doing, pretend to be macroing on an invisible keyboard and then wink at her and say "i got 300 apm!" it's natural that she looks turned off, at that moment, punch her in the face, and smash her head against the window, then tie her up, and take her to ur place. At that moment, put a bag over her face, and put duck tape over her mouth. Tie her to a chair and put her in the middle of a random hallway. Then walk away. Next time you see her on the bus, ask her if she wants a second date. She will definitely say yes.
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DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
July 26 2008 01:15 GMT
#57
On July 26 2008 08:35 grobo wrote:
Honestly, has the whole "look her in the eye and smile"-shit ever worked for anyone?

If you have a good smile.
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Dave[9]
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States2365 Posts
July 26 2008 01:25 GMT
#58
Oh god intrigue i bet you get all the chicks in D.C that way hhahahahha
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haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
July 26 2008 01:31 GMT
#59
i dunno how many times i wanna jam a fork into the eye of the white guy who says konichiwa to me.
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teh.pwnerer
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada110 Posts
July 26 2008 01:34 GMT
#60
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Works like a charm. Note: requires a rag, as well as chloroform. But don't worry - remember, she can't say no if she's unconscious!
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