[H] Cute Asian Chick On The Bus - Page 2

On July 26 2008 07:31 intrigue wrote:
walk steadily towards her while maintaining eye contact. be confident! introduce yourself, and ask her where she's from. see if you have any common interests, and if you enjoy each other's company. while she's talking, grab her head with one hand and roughly kiss her while slowly sliding your hand up her skirt. she will try to stop you, and this is when you slam her head against the window. while she's stunned, take out your rope, and tie her hands behind her back. you slowly roll out your large swollen purple manhood and penetrate again and again, as sweat and blood covers the floor of the bus. the fog of sex should cover the windows. continue pushing the base of your cock into her stomach. as she regains consciousness she will makes unintelligible noises like 'aHhaHHHHH! onegai itai itaiii help healp please stop i'm being raped!!' but this is standard. after long enough she will moans with pleasure and convulse uncontrollably, foam dripping out of both of your mouths as you climax in a painful but rapturous unity. she turns around and kisses you tenderly on the lips as the camera zooms out and you grin manically, pulling a big live eel out of a bowl.

at least that's how courtship works in asian countries.

On July 26 2008 07:31 intrigue wrote:
walk steadily towards her while maintaining eye contact. be confident! introduce yourself, and ask her where she's from. see if you have any common interests, and if you enjoy each other's company. while she's talking, grab her head with one hand and roughly kiss her while slowly sliding your hand up her skirt. she will try to stop you, and this is when you slam her head against the window. while she's stunned, take out your rope, and tie her hands behind her back. you slowly roll out your large swollen purple manhood and penetrate again and again, as sweat and blood covers the floor of the bus. the fog of sex should cover the windows. continue pushing the base of your cock into her stomach. as she regains consciousness she will makes unintelligible noises like 'aHhaHHHHH! onegai itai itaiii help healp please stop i'm being raped!!' but this is standard. after long enough she will moans with pleasure and convulse uncontrollably, foam dripping out of both of your mouths as you climax in a painful but rapturous unity. she turns around and kisses you tenderly on the lips as the camera zooms out and you grin manically, pulling a big live eel out of a bowl.

at least that's how courtship works in asian countries.

On July 26 2008 07:43 Raithed wrote:
i thought intrigue was a chick.

On July 26 2008 07:31 intrigue wrote:
*Some stuff here*
....at least that's how courtship works in asian countries.

On July 26 2008 07:47 Chill wrote:
This is so complicated of a plan.

Also, I've heard the easiest way to get asian girls is to completely ignore them once you're close to them (moreso than normal girls), although I don't have any asian experience.

On July 26 2008 07:31 intrigue wrote:
as she regains consciousness she will makes unintelligible noises like 'aHhaHHHHH! onegai itai itaiii .

On July 26 2008 08:02 YanGpaN wrote:
A great opener is asking them "Can you tell asian people apart? Do you know if an asian person is from what coutnry based on what he/she looks like?

If she answers yes, ask "how?"

On July 26 2008 08:14 CyuntiyuL wrote:


what happens if she says no?

On July 26 2008 08:14 CyuntiyuL wrote:


what happens if she says no?

On July 26 2008 06:55 geometryb wrote:
start by groping her