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Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
July 25 2008 22:36 GMT
#21
just give her a hello kitty, chicks dig that shit idk why.
ramen247
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1256 Posts
July 25 2008 22:40 GMT
#22
On July 26 2008 07:31 intrigue wrote:
walk steadily towards her while maintaining eye contact. be confident! introduce yourself, and ask her where she's from. see if you have any common interests, and if you enjoy each other's company. while she's talking, grab her head with one hand and roughly kiss her while slowly sliding your hand up her skirt. she will try to stop you, and this is when you slam her head against the window. while she's stunned, take out your rope, and tie her hands behind her back. you slowly roll out your large swollen purple manhood and penetrate again and again, as sweat and blood covers the floor of the bus. the fog of sex should cover the windows. continue pushing the base of your cock into her stomach. as she regains consciousness she will makes unintelligible noises like 'aHhaHHHHH! onegai itai itaiii help healp please stop i'm being raped!!' but this is standard. after long enough she will moans with pleasure and convulse uncontrollably, foam dripping out of both of your mouths as you climax in a painful but rapturous unity. she turns around and kisses you tenderly on the lips as the camera zooms out and you grin manically, pulling a big live eel out of a bowl.

at least that's how courtship works in asian countries.



WTF DUDE! nasty!

anyway, the chinese population in canada is fairly high so shes probably chinese.
i hate this ugly firebat. i want a marine.
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
July 25 2008 22:40 GMT
#23
intrigue's post really turned me on.

fuuuuuuuuck!
We make signature, then defense it.
Xiberia
Profile Joined September 2007
Sweden634 Posts
July 25 2008 22:43 GMT
#24
On July 26 2008 07:31 intrigue wrote:
walk steadily towards her while maintaining eye contact. be confident! introduce yourself, and ask her where she's from. see if you have any common interests, and if you enjoy each other's company. while she's talking, grab her head with one hand and roughly kiss her while slowly sliding your hand up her skirt. she will try to stop you, and this is when you slam her head against the window. while she's stunned, take out your rope, and tie her hands behind her back. you slowly roll out your large swollen purple manhood and penetrate again and again, as sweat and blood covers the floor of the bus. the fog of sex should cover the windows. continue pushing the base of your cock into her stomach. as she regains consciousness she will makes unintelligible noises like 'aHhaHHHHH! onegai itai itaiii help healp please stop i'm being raped!!' but this is standard. after long enough she will moans with pleasure and convulse uncontrollably, foam dripping out of both of your mouths as you climax in a painful but rapturous unity. she turns around and kisses you tenderly on the lips as the camera zooms out and you grin manically, pulling a big live eel out of a bowl.

at least that's how courtship works in asian countries.

Listen to this man.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
July 25 2008 22:43 GMT
#25
i thought intrigue was a chick.
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
July 25 2008 22:45 GMT
#26
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grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
July 25 2008 22:46 GMT
#27
On July 26 2008 07:43 Raithed wrote:
i thought intrigue was a chick.


That's why it's such a turn on.
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grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
July 25 2008 22:47 GMT
#28
why tHE FUCK is there always one guy posting the EXACT same thing as me ~10sec before my post.

damnit.....
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Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26004 Posts
July 25 2008 22:47 GMT
#29
This is so complicated of a plan.

Also, I've heard the easiest way to get asian girls is to completely ignore them once you're close to them (moreso than normal girls), although I don't have any asian experience.
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Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
July 25 2008 22:48 GMT
#30
On July 26 2008 07:31 intrigue wrote:
*Some stuff here*
....at least that's how courtship works in asian countries.


hahahahaha, that joke had to be done. I'm glad you didn't hold back. ^^
Don't hate the player - Hate the game
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
July 25 2008 22:49 GMT
#31
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grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
July 25 2008 22:50 GMT
#32
On July 26 2008 07:47 Chill wrote:
This is so complicated of a plan.

Also, I've heard the easiest way to get asian girls is to completely ignore them once you're close to them (moreso than normal girls), although I don't have any asian experience.


But once you're close to them there really isn't much of a problem, the hard part is getting close, right?
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grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
July 25 2008 22:51 GMT
#33
On July 26 2008 07:49 boesthius wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2008 07:47 grobo wrote:
why tHE FUCK is there always one guy posting the EXACT same thing as me ~10sec before my post.

damnit.....



[image loading]


That's just beautiful man, gotta love Pepe!
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LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5758 Posts
July 25 2008 23:01 GMT
#34
On July 26 2008 07:31 intrigue wrote:
as she regains consciousness she will makes unintelligible noises like 'aHhaHHHHH! onegai itai itaiii .


i was dying at this... lol so funny intrigue :D

YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
July 25 2008 23:02 GMT
#35
A great opener is asking them "Can you tell asian people apart? Do you know if an asian person is from what coutnry based on what he/she looks like?

If she answers yes, ask "how?"
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
July 25 2008 23:04 GMT
#36
take my advice; hello kitty solves. trust me.
CyuntiyuL
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada1740 Posts
July 25 2008 23:14 GMT
#37
On July 26 2008 08:02 YanGpaN wrote:
A great opener is asking them "Can you tell asian people apart? Do you know if an asian person is from what coutnry based on what he/she looks like?

If she answers yes, ask "how?"


what happens if she says no?
secret base
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
July 25 2008 23:16 GMT
#38
On July 26 2008 08:14 CyuntiyuL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2008 08:02 YanGpaN wrote:
A great opener is asking them "Can you tell asian people apart? Do you know if an asian person is from what coutnry based on what he/she looks like?

If she answers yes, ask "how?"


what happens if she says no?


That's when you put intrigue's advice to use.
We make signature, then defense it.
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
July 25 2008 23:20 GMT
#39
On July 26 2008 08:14 CyuntiyuL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2008 08:02 YanGpaN wrote:
A great opener is asking them "Can you tell asian people apart? Do you know if an asian person is from what coutnry based on what he/she looks like?

If she answers yes, ask "how?"


what happens if she says no?


tell her that she's not really an asian, but a penguin from antartica trying to fit in the asian society.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 25 2008 23:20 GMT
#40
On July 26 2008 06:55 geometryb wrote:
start by groping her


ahahah i love this guy
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