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[H] Cute Asian Chick On The Bus - Page 4

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haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
July 26 2008 01:35 GMT
#61
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=82iageUHRSQ

master the singing
Rillanon.au
iKill[ShocK]
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Vietnam3530 Posts
July 26 2008 01:39 GMT
#62
God i love that song :D
<3 Kim Taeyeon
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
July 26 2008 01:42 GMT
#63
On July 26 2008 10:31 haduken wrote:
i dunno how many times i wanna jam a fork into the eye of the white guy who says konichiwa to me.

Wtf? they all think IM chinese
Liquid | SKT
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-26 01:54:56
July 26 2008 01:54 GMT
#64
take a pic of her so us asians on TL can tell you her ethnicity
if possible, include breasts, as they do help in the determination
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
July 26 2008 01:58 GMT
#65
"Have you got a bat?"

Why?

"Coz I wanna hit that."
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
July 26 2008 02:04 GMT
#66
On July 26 2008 10:35 haduken wrote:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=82iageUHRSQ

master the singing

白人看不懂.
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 26 2008 02:14 GMT
#67
On July 26 2008 07:31 intrigue wrote:
walk steadily towards her while maintaining eye contact. be confident! introduce yourself, and ask her where she's from. see if you have any common interests, and if you enjoy each other's company. while she's talking, grab her head with one hand and roughly kiss her while slowly sliding your hand up her skirt. she will try to stop you, and this is when you slam her head against the window. while she's stunned, take out your rope, and tie her hands behind her back. you slowly roll out your large swollen purple manhood and penetrate again and again, as sweat and blood covers the floor of the bus. the fog of sex should cover the windows. continue pushing the base of your cock into her stomach. as she regains consciousness she will makes unintelligible noises like 'aHhaHHHHH! onegai itai itaiii help healp please stop i'm being raped!!' but this is standard. after long enough she will moans with pleasure and convulse uncontrollably, foam dripping out of both of your mouths as you climax in a painful but rapturous unity. she turns around and kisses you tenderly on the lips as the camera zooms out and you grin manically, pulling a big live eel out of a bowl.

at least that's how courtship works in asian countries.


fog of sex, aka fog of war.
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
July 26 2008 02:19 GMT
#68
intrigue's post was incredibly hot because she's actually pretty cute
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
July 26 2008 02:28 GMT
#69
On July 26 2008 11:19 ahrara_ wrote:
intrigue's post was incredibly hot because she's actually pretty cute


There better be pics here when i wake up tomorrow.
We make signature, then defense it.
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
July 26 2008 02:33 GMT
#70
On July 26 2008 07:31 intrigue wrote:
walk steadily towards her while maintaining eye contact. be confident! introduce yourself, and ask her where she's from. see if you have any common interests, and if you enjoy each other's company. while she's talking, grab her head with one hand and roughly kiss her while slowly sliding your hand up her skirt. she will try to stop you, and this is when you slam her head against the window. while she's stunned, take out your rope, and tie her hands behind her back. you slowly roll out your large swollen purple manhood and penetrate again and again, as sweat and blood covers the floor of the bus. the fog of sex should cover the windows. continue pushing the base of your cock into her stomach. as she regains consciousness she will makes unintelligible noises like 'aHhaHHHHH! onegai itai itaiii help healp please stop i'm being raped!!' but this is standard. after long enough she will moans with pleasure and convulse uncontrollably, foam dripping out of both of your mouths as you climax in a painful but rapturous unity. she turns around and kisses you tenderly on the lips as the camera zooms out and you grin manically, pulling a big live eel out of a bowl.

at least that's how courtship works in asian countries.



WHY DID I READ THAT OH GOD WHY WHY

MY EYES BURNING BURRRRRNIIIIINGGGGG
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
Ki_Do
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Korea (South)981 Posts
July 26 2008 03:21 GMT
#71
just make her think you r looking at her all the time, then one day just approach and say,

- sorry , i couldnt help myself;; you re very beautiful~
- by the rules of the universe she will say, Oh thanks~
"now she is unarmed, u shall go gather ur army, siege ur tanks and her choke and send some vessels to spot her lurkers, at this time she may have defilers so, if u spot some, unsiege and bring fbs"
I've got a point, and i'm ready to kill or die for it.
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
July 26 2008 03:22 GMT
#72
On July 26 2008 12:21 Ki_Do wrote:
just make her think you r looking at her all the time, then one day just approach and say,

- sorry , i couldnt help myself;; you re very beautiful~
- by the rules of the universe she will say, Oh thanks~
"now she is unarmed, u shall go gather ur army, siege ur tanks and her choke and send some vessels to spot her lurkers, at this time she may have defilers so, if u spot some, unsiege and bring fbs"

if all korean kids are like you, your race is on the fast track to extinction.
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
July 26 2008 03:59 GMT
#73
Lmfao oh man some of the responses you guys gave are awesome.

Also to clear the record, I said shes either one of those three types of Asian. Our college has tons of exchange students, and they're mainly Japanese. I know this for a fact, I worked at the college for a year. The very rare time its a Korean student but its very rarely. We don't get many Chinese out here unless they've immigrated.

So thats why I'm making that assumption.

Sadly I can't just take a photo of her, my camera phone makes the "Shutter" noise no matter what. She'd catch me and that'd only look creepy as hell.

Anyways semioldguy seems to have the best idea.

Wish me luck guys!
Not bad for a cat toy.
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
July 26 2008 05:02 GMT
#74
On July 26 2008 12:59 Krohm wrote:
Lmfao oh man some of the responses you guys gave are awesome.

Also to clear the record, I said shes either one of those three types of Asian. Our college has tons of exchange students, and they're mainly Japanese. I know this for a fact, I worked at the college for a year. The very rare time its a Korean student but its very rarely. We don't get many Chinese out here unless they've immigrated.

So thats why I'm making that assumption.

Sadly I can't just take a photo of her, my camera phone makes the "Shutter" noise no matter what. She'd catch me and that'd only look creepy as hell.

Anyways semioldguy seems to have the best idea.

Wish me luck guys!


Good luck!
Moderator
johnmaster
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
125 Posts
July 26 2008 06:25 GMT
#75
On July 26 2008 06:55 sylonto wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2008 06:55 geometryb wrote:
start by groping her

That is also excellent advice


make sure you grope her with both hands and give her the stare
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
July 26 2008 07:28 GMT
#76
On July 26 2008 06:52 jjun212 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2008 06:44 Krohm wrote:
Alright, so there is this cute Asian chick on the bus. She catches it every morning a few stops after I first do.

Now, I have ZERO experience when it comes to Asian women. I'm fairly sure she's not from here. We don't get have many Asians in my city, they're usually college students. So I'm guessing shes Japanese, Korean, or Chinese. In that order from greatest chance to least.

I want to attempt to start talking to her, but I actually want to be pretty smooth about it. So I mean how do you really approach an Asian woman? Are they just like non-Asian women.

Also if anyone could please tell me how to say the sentences

"Hi"

"Hows it going?"

(Her response would probably be "I'm well" or "I'm good" so a translation of that would be nice too)

"I'm good myself."

or the equivalent in Japanese, Korean, and Chinese. That'd be great.

Now I'm really hoping she's one of the following races... If not, I'm going to look like such an ass haha.


Write her a note, hand it to her before she gets of or you do. Put your contact info on it and hope for the best.


I don't know man, that sounds pretty fucking creepish.
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-26 07:46:50
July 26 2008 07:40 GMT
#77
With Asian chicks, you have to emphasize that their small breasts aren't a problem for you. This is especially important if they aren't small, because they have that kind of inferiority complex. Make sure to stare at her tits to make her feel loved.

Asians squint a lot too, so you have to help her out by squinting as well. Squint at her tits. An inexperienced Asian-approacher might think that this would be insulting toward her breasts, but realize that the many Asian men she might deal with would never stare at her tits with their squinty eyes. Cause they're just not there. Pretend they are though.

Asian girls are used to reading a shitload, so get a t-shirt print of a shitload of Han characters (Chinese, it's your best chance cause the dirty Japs use 'em too). If you can't find any, just use your nearest Chinese restaurant. Remember that Panda Express won't work because their Chinese food is too good for the Chinese and they don't print menus in Chinese. You'll have to stoop down to one of those dirty-looking places that only sell good fried rice. But I digress. Anyway, with this t-shirt, she'll be extremely tempted to squint and scan all over your shirt, cause Asians love reading. That's when you hit her with your well-sculpted muscles.

Now you've got her on the hook, but how do you reel her in? Simple, k-pop bands. All Asian girls love k-pop, no matter what kind of Asian they are. K-pop is like a disease. Popular choices include Rain and Stephen Colbert. I suggest that you blast some poppin' Stephen Colbert out of your headphones at full volume, and put em around your neck. That way, it seems innocuous enough. If you have earbuds, you can attempt this as well but it won't look as innocuous.

Now you're on your way to seducing your very own Asian girl. This informative public service announcement has been brought to you by the following Asian product:

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ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
July 26 2008 07:41 GMT
#78
That commercial: WTF?
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
July 26 2008 07:44 GMT
#79
Appearances can be deceiving.
posting on liquid sites in current year
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
July 26 2008 08:57 GMT
#80
ROFL at that commericial
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