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[H] Cute Asian Chick On The Bus - Page 4
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haduken
Australia8267 Posts
master the singing | ||
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iKill[ShocK]
Vietnam3530 Posts
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DamageControL
United States4222 Posts
On July 26 2008 10:31 haduken wrote: i dunno how many times i wanna jam a fork into the eye of the white guy who says konichiwa to me. Wtf? they all think IM chinese | ||
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
if possible, include breasts, as they do help in the determination | ||
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ahrara_
Afghanistan1715 Posts
Why? "Coz I wanna hit that." | ||
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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
白人看不懂. | ||
thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
On July 26 2008 07:31 intrigue wrote: walk steadily towards her while maintaining eye contact. be confident! introduce yourself, and ask her where she's from. see if you have any common interests, and if you enjoy each other's company. while she's talking, grab her head with one hand and roughly kiss her while slowly sliding your hand up her skirt. she will try to stop you, and this is when you slam her head against the window. while she's stunned, take out your rope, and tie her hands behind her back. you slowly roll out your large swollen purple manhood and penetrate again and again, as sweat and blood covers the floor of the bus. the fog of sex should cover the windows. continue pushing the base of your cock into her stomach. as she regains consciousness she will makes unintelligible noises like 'aHhaHHHHH! onegai itai itaiii help healp please stop i'm being raped!!' but this is standard. after long enough she will moans with pleasure and convulse uncontrollably, foam dripping out of both of your mouths as you climax in a painful but rapturous unity. she turns around and kisses you tenderly on the lips as the camera zooms out and you grin manically, pulling a big live eel out of a bowl. at least that's how courtship works in asian countries. fog of sex, aka fog of war. | ||
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ahrara_
Afghanistan1715 Posts
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grobo
Japan6199 Posts
On July 26 2008 11:19 ahrara_ wrote: intrigue's post was incredibly hot because she's actually pretty cute There better be pics here when i wake up tomorrow. | ||
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Monokeros
United States2493 Posts
On July 26 2008 07:31 intrigue wrote: walk steadily towards her while maintaining eye contact. be confident! introduce yourself, and ask her where she's from. see if you have any common interests, and if you enjoy each other's company. while she's talking, grab her head with one hand and roughly kiss her while slowly sliding your hand up her skirt. she will try to stop you, and this is when you slam her head against the window. while she's stunned, take out your rope, and tie her hands behind her back. you slowly roll out your large swollen purple manhood and penetrate again and again, as sweat and blood covers the floor of the bus. the fog of sex should cover the windows. continue pushing the base of your cock into her stomach. as she regains consciousness she will makes unintelligible noises like 'aHhaHHHHH! onegai itai itaiii help healp please stop i'm being raped!!' but this is standard. after long enough she will moans with pleasure and convulse uncontrollably, foam dripping out of both of your mouths as you climax in a painful but rapturous unity. she turns around and kisses you tenderly on the lips as the camera zooms out and you grin manically, pulling a big live eel out of a bowl. at least that's how courtship works in asian countries. WHY DID I READ THAT OH GOD WHY WHY MY EYES BURNING BURRRRRNIIIIINGGGGG | ||
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Ki_Do
Korea (South)981 Posts
- sorry , i couldnt help myself;; you re very beautiful~ - by the rules of the universe she will say, Oh thanks~ "now she is unarmed, u shall go gather ur army, siege ur tanks and her choke and send some vessels to spot her lurkers, at this time she may have defilers so, if u spot some, unsiege and bring fbs" | ||
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ahrara_
Afghanistan1715 Posts
On July 26 2008 12:21 Ki_Do wrote: just make her think you r looking at her all the time, then one day just approach and say, - sorry , i couldnt help myself;; you re very beautiful~ - by the rules of the universe she will say, Oh thanks~ "now she is unarmed, u shall go gather ur army, siege ur tanks and her choke and send some vessels to spot her lurkers, at this time she may have defilers so, if u spot some, unsiege and bring fbs" if all korean kids are like you, your race is on the fast track to extinction. | ||
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Krohm
Canada1857 Posts
Also to clear the record, I said shes either one of those three types of Asian. Our college has tons of exchange students, and they're mainly Japanese. I know this for a fact, I worked at the college for a year. The very rare time its a Korean student but its very rarely. We don't get many Chinese out here unless they've immigrated. So thats why I'm making that assumption. Sadly I can't just take a photo of her, my camera phone makes the "Shutter" noise no matter what. She'd catch me and that'd only look creepy as hell. Anyways semioldguy seems to have the best idea. Wish me luck guys! | ||
semioldguy
United States7488 Posts
On July 26 2008 12:59 Krohm wrote: Lmfao oh man some of the responses you guys gave are awesome. Also to clear the record, I said shes either one of those three types of Asian. Our college has tons of exchange students, and they're mainly Japanese. I know this for a fact, I worked at the college for a year. The very rare time its a Korean student but its very rarely. We don't get many Chinese out here unless they've immigrated. So thats why I'm making that assumption. Sadly I can't just take a photo of her, my camera phone makes the "Shutter" noise no matter what. She'd catch me and that'd only look creepy as hell. Anyways semioldguy seems to have the best idea. Wish me luck guys! Good luck! | ||
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johnmaster
125 Posts
make sure you grope her with both hands and give her the stare | ||
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
On July 26 2008 06:52 jjun212 wrote: Write her a note, hand it to her before she gets of or you do. Put your contact info on it and hope for the best. I don't know man, that sounds pretty fucking creepish. | ||
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SpiritoftheTunA
United States20903 Posts
Asians squint a lot too, so you have to help her out by squinting as well. Squint at her tits. An inexperienced Asian-approacher might think that this would be insulting toward her breasts, but realize that the many Asian men she might deal with would never stare at her tits with their squinty eyes. Cause they're just not there. Pretend they are though. Asian girls are used to reading a shitload, so get a t-shirt print of a shitload of Han characters (Chinese, it's your best chance cause the dirty Japs use 'em too). If you can't find any, just use your nearest Chinese restaurant. Remember that Panda Express won't work because their Chinese food is too good for the Chinese and they don't print menus in Chinese. You'll have to stoop down to one of those dirty-looking places that only sell good fried rice. But I digress. Anyway, with this t-shirt, she'll be extremely tempted to squint and scan all over your shirt, cause Asians love reading. That's when you hit her with your well-sculpted muscles. Now you've got her on the hook, but how do you reel her in? Simple, k-pop bands. All Asian girls love k-pop, no matter what kind of Asian they are. K-pop is like a disease. Popular choices include Rain and Stephen Colbert. I suggest that you blast some poppin' Stephen Colbert out of your headphones at full volume, and put em around your neck. That way, it seems innocuous enough. If you have earbuds, you can attempt this as well but it won't look as innocuous. Now you're on your way to seducing your very own Asian girl. This informative public service announcement has been brought to you by the following Asian product: | ||
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ahrara_
Afghanistan1715 Posts
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SpiritoftheTunA
United States20903 Posts
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haduken
Australia8267 Posts
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