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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 26 2008 10:52 GMT
#81
ask her, not tell her "Yaranaika"
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
July 26 2008 11:24 GMT
#82
On July 26 2008 19:52 thedeadhaji wrote:
ask her, not tell her "Yaranaika"


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We make signature, then defense it.
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-26 13:51:58
July 26 2008 13:50 GMT
#83
On July 26 2008 16:40 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:
With Asian chicks, you have to emphasize that their small breasts aren't a problem for you. This is especially important if they aren't small, because they have that kind of inferiority complex. Make sure to stare at her tits to make her feel loved.

Asians squint a lot too, so you have to help her out by squinting as well. Squint at her tits. An inexperienced Asian-approacher might think that this would be insulting toward her breasts, but realize that the many Asian men she might deal with would never stare at her tits with their squinty eyes. Cause they're just not there. Pretend they are though.

Asian girls are used to reading a shitload, so get a t-shirt print of a shitload of Han characters (Chinese, it's your best chance cause the dirty Japs use 'em too). If you can't find any, just use your nearest Chinese restaurant. Remember that Panda Express won't work because their Chinese food is too good for the Chinese and they don't print menus in Chinese. You'll have to stoop down to one of those dirty-looking places that only sell good fried rice. But I digress. Anyway, with this t-shirt, she'll be extremely tempted to squint and scan all over your shirt, cause Asians love reading. That's when you hit her with your well-sculpted muscles.

Now you've got her on the hook, but how do you reel her in? Simple, k-pop bands. All Asian girls love k-pop, no matter what kind of Asian they are. K-pop is like a disease. Popular choices include Rain and Stephen Colbert. I suggest that you blast some poppin' Stephen Colbert out of your headphones at full volume, and put em around your neck. That way, it seems innocuous enough. If you have earbuds, you can attempt this as well but it won't look as innocuous.

Now you're on your way to seducing your very own Asian girl. This informative public service announcement has been brought to you by the following Asian product:


I think this wins my blog.

I fucking missed my bus today, so I didn't see her. (If she even takes it on the weekends.) Too bad, I'm going to attempt something right away. I'll keep you all posted.
Not bad for a cat toy.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
July 26 2008 14:09 GMT
#84
I once heard you should tell her Godzilla is coming(Only works if shes japanese) She'll jump into your arms terrifyed. Then you follow intrigues advice and bash her fucking head against a window.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Eskii
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada544 Posts
July 26 2008 14:45 GMT
#85
Just open her like you would any other girl...
inertinept
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Bangladesh1195 Posts
July 26 2008 14:53 GMT
#86
oh my god, that commercial
With a gust of wind, perhaps.
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
July 26 2008 17:18 GMT
#87
"fog of sex" made me laugh out loud.

I really like semioldguy's advice. Good luck Krohm!
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
July 27 2008 06:14 GMT
#88
Just straight up say hi and tell her you noticed that she takes the bus everyday and you always wondered where she was going, small talk begins...
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
t_co
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States702 Posts
July 27 2008 16:06 GMT
#89
On July 26 2008 07:31 intrigue wrote:
walk steadily towards her while maintaining eye contact. be confident! introduce yourself, and ask her where she's from. see if you have any common interests, and if you enjoy each other's company. while she's talking, grab her head with one hand and roughly kiss her while slowly sliding your hand up her skirt. she will try to stop you, and this is when you slam her head against the window. while she's stunned, take out your rope, and tie her hands behind her back. you slowly roll out your large swollen purple manhood and penetrate again and again, as sweat and blood covers the floor of the bus. the fog of sex should cover the windows. continue pushing the base of your cock into her stomach. as she regains consciousness she will makes unintelligible noises like 'aHhaHHHHH! onegai itai itaiii help healp please stop i'm being raped!!' but this is standard. after long enough she will moans with pleasure and convulse uncontrollably, foam dripping out of both of your mouths as you climax in a painful but rapturous unity. she turns around and kisses you tenderly on the lips as the camera zooms out and you grin manically, pulling a big live eel out of a bowl.

at least that's how courtship works in asian countries.


My friend, you have been reading wayyyy too much rape erotica.
"Look, don't congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Because any fool can overpay and buy a company, so long as there is money to buy it." --Henry Kravis
KH1031
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States862 Posts
July 27 2008 16:44 GMT
#90
Ask her "Have you eaten rice yet?"

I think it might work.


or...


not.
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