[H] Cute Asian Chick On The Bus - Page 5

On July 26 2008 19:52 thedeadhaji wrote:
ask her, not tell her "Yaranaika"

On July 26 2008 16:40 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:
With Asian chicks, you have to emphasize that their small breasts aren't a problem for you. This is especially important if they aren't small, because they have that kind of inferiority complex. Make sure to stare at her tits to make her feel loved.

Asians squint a lot too, so you have to help her out by squinting as well. Squint at her tits. An inexperienced Asian-approacher might think that this would be insulting toward her breasts, but realize that the many Asian men she might deal with would never stare at her tits with their squinty eyes. Cause they're just not there. Pretend they are though.

Asian girls are used to reading a shitload, so get a t-shirt print of a shitload of Han characters (Chinese, it's your best chance cause the dirty Japs use 'em too). If you can't find any, just use your nearest Chinese restaurant. Remember that Panda Express won't work because their Chinese food is too good for the Chinese and they don't print menus in Chinese. You'll have to stoop down to one of those dirty-looking places that only sell good fried rice. But I digress. Anyway, with this t-shirt, she'll be extremely tempted to squint and scan all over your shirt, cause Asians love reading. That's when you hit her with your well-sculpted muscles.

Now you've got her on the hook, but how do you reel her in? Simple, k-pop bands. All Asian girls love k-pop, no matter what kind of Asian they are. K-pop is like a disease. Popular choices include Rain and Stephen Colbert. I suggest that you blast some poppin' Stephen Colbert out of your headphones at full volume, and put em around your neck. That way, it seems innocuous enough. If you have earbuds, you can attempt this as well but it won't look as innocuous.

Now you're on your way to seducing your very own Asian girl. This informative public service announcement has been brought to you by the following Asian product:

On July 26 2008 07:31 intrigue wrote:
walk steadily towards her while maintaining eye contact. be confident! introduce yourself, and ask her where she's from. see if you have any common interests, and if you enjoy each other's company. while she's talking, grab her head with one hand and roughly kiss her while slowly sliding your hand up her skirt. she will try to stop you, and this is when you slam her head against the window. while she's stunned, take out your rope, and tie her hands behind her back. you slowly roll out your large swollen purple manhood and penetrate again and again, as sweat and blood covers the floor of the bus. the fog of sex should cover the windows. continue pushing the base of your cock into her stomach. as she regains consciousness she will makes unintelligible noises like 'aHhaHHHHH! onegai itai itaiii help healp please stop i'm being raped!!' but this is standard. after long enough she will moans with pleasure and convulse uncontrollably, foam dripping out of both of your mouths as you climax in a painful but rapturous unity. she turns around and kisses you tenderly on the lips as the camera zooms out and you grin manically, pulling a big live eel out of a bowl.

at least that's how courtship works in asian countries.