[H] Cute Asian Chick On The Bus

“CHRIS” (3:22:40 PM): http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=75802
“CHRIS” (3:24:22 PM): next time you go to the bus stop bring 3 bags of rice with you. Make sure they are transparent so she sees it, if this fails then you'll have to find another bus stop
“CHRIS” (3:24:23 PM): lol
"Brian" (3:24:26 PM): Japanese, Korean, or Chinese
"Brian" (3:24:27 PM): wtf
"Brian" (3:24:29 PM): shouldnt it be like
"Brian" (3:24:35 PM): Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, Korean
"Brian" (3:24:38 PM): from greatest chance to least
“CHRIS” (3:24:40 PM): yeah
“CHRIS” (3:24:41 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:24:44 PM): in that order
"Brian" (3:24:45 PM): this guy is right
“CHRIS” (3:24:47 PM): or flow like that
"Brian" (3:24:48 PM): he doesnt know asians at all
“CHRIS” (3:24:51 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:25:10 PM): frankly
“CHRIS” (3:25:16 PM): japanese is extreamly unlickly
“CHRIS” (3:25:18 PM): like
“CHRIS” (3:25:20 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:25:34 PM): esp for a college student
"Brian" (3:25:38 PM): yeah
"Brian" (3:26:14 PM):
Write her a note, hand it to her before she gets of or you do. Put your contact info on it and hope for the best.
"Brian" (3:26:18 PM): what the fuck type of advice is that
"Brian" (3:26:27 PM): you dont start off by simply giving her a note with contact info
"Brian" (3:26:29 PM): stalkerish
"Brian" (3:26:54 PM): "start by groping her"
"Brian" (3:26:57 PM): that's good advice
"Brian" (3:27:03 PM): if she likes it, then she is japanese
“CHRIS” (3:27:09 PM): TT
“CHRIS” (3:27:14 PM): that's what i was thinking
“CHRIS” (3:27:20 PM): reminds her of the trians
“CHRIS” (3:27:26 PM): all dem packde full lesbiens
"Brian" (3:27:52 PM): because japan is full of hot lesbians amirite >_>
“CHRIS” (3:27:55 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:27:56 PM): well
“CHRIS” (3:27:57 PM): also
“CHRIS” (3:28:03 PM): most of their trains
“CHRIS” (3:28:09 PM): are segreated male female
“CHRIS” (3:28:13 PM): cuz of dem gropers
"Brian" (3:28:50 PM): how evil
“CHRIS” (3:28:54 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:28:56 PM): well actually
“CHRIS” (3:29:01 PM): i believe there are women only cars
“CHRIS” (3:29:05 PM): but not men only cars
“CHRIS” (3:29:08 PM): something like that
"Brian" (3:30:06 PM): if im ever in japan, ill take full advantage of that
"Brian" (3:30:16 PM): theyll look back and expect an old man groping them but instead its me
"Brian" (3:30:21 PM): "Well, I guess that's alright >_>"
“CHRIS” (3:30:47 PM): MUHAHAHA
“CHRIS” (3:30:48 PM): haha
“CHRIS” (3:30:53 PM): oh wait
“CHRIS” (3:30:54 PM): your in japan
“CHRIS” (3:30:57 PM): BWHAHAHA
"Brian" (3:31:29 PM): or maybe just hehehehehehehe~~
“CHRIS” (3:31:33 PM): well
“CHRIS” (3:31:38 PM): i mean its you doing it
“CHRIS” (3:31:54 PM): hehehe *cover mouth with hand*
"Brian" (3:32:55 PM): i wonder if old guys just sit in trains all day from sunrise to sunset
"Brian" (3:32:57 PM): just to do that
“CHRIS” (3:34:02 PM): that's your retirement plan?
"Brian" (3:34:18 PM): yes
"Brian" (3:34:30 PM): lol, there's like a form with a bunch of chechboxes
"Brian" (3:34:51 PM): you can choose a senior home, etc etc, GROPE TEENS/LOLIS ON TRAIN, etc etc
“CHRIS” (3:35:31 PM): █ Move to japan and sit on trains all day to grope women.
“CHRIS” (3:35:40 PM): loliTT
“CHRIS” (3:35:48 PM): 4Chan luvs you
“CHRIS” (3:35:50 PM): oh shit run
“CHRIS” (3:36:11 PM): √
"Brian" (3:36:21 PM): lulz
"Brian" (3:36:27 PM): i wonder what 2ch is like, ive never visited it
“CHRIS” (3:36:37 PM): eh
“CHRIS” (3:36:42 PM): i usualy only go to 4chan
“CHRIS” (3:36:47 PM): 7chan when 4chan is down
"Brian" (3:36:55 PM): well, yeah
"Brian" (3:37:03 PM): because 2ch is the japanese one that inspired 4chan
"Brian" (3:37:09 PM): neither of us would understand the site
"Brian" (3:37:10 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:37:35 PM): http://www.2chan.net/
“CHRIS” (3:37:43 PM): my ie has a live translator
“CHRIS” (3:37:44 PM): i win
"Brian" (3:37:57 PM): *cough*
"Brian" (3:37:57 PM): http://www.2ch.net/
"Brian" (3:38:04 PM): 2ch is short for 2channel
“CHRIS” (3:38:07 PM): WOLF HOWS ON THE TREE DINING UPON THE MIDNIGHT
“CHRIS” (3:39:38 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:39:46 PM): i can understand poor amounts of japanese
“CHRIS” (3:39:55 PM): but as far as reading kanji nope
“CHRIS” (3:40:31 PM): just as screwed with hiragana and katakana
“CHRIS” (3:40:33 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:40:43 PM): i just know japaense words from watching too many japenase flicks
“CHRIS” (3:40:51 PM): i can make horrible converstaions
“CHRIS” (3:40:54 PM): invloving rape
"Brian" (3:41:27 PM): well, that's how any weeaboo learns japanese via hearing
“CHRIS” (3:42:19 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:42:47 PM): any weeaboo takes pictures with 2 fingers for their myspace photos
“CHRIS” (3:43:24 PM): of course hell its easy to do that in the uc
“CHRIS” (3:43:27 PM): go down to dasio
“CHRIS” (3:43:30 PM): and the marina
“CHRIS” (3:43:32 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:43:33 PM): GG
"Brian" (3:43:55 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:44:05 PM): gotta put on the eye liner
“CHRIS” (3:44:07 PM): just right
“CHRIS” (3:44:10 PM): to get dem asian eyes
“CHRIS” (3:44:22 PM): i got screwed by my father got them wide white eyes
“CHRIS” (3:44:26 PM): that all asian women love
“CHRIS” (3:44:28 PM): i dont want that
“CHRIS” (3:44:28 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:45:08 PM): http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/73/Sexy_Old_Mann.jpg
"Brian" (3:45:25 PM): lulz
“CHRIS” (3:46:31 PM): god i never want to go to japan
“CHRIS” (3:46:33 PM): too many poeple
"Brian" (3:47:12 PM): depends where you go
“CHRIS” (3:47:23 PM): either way
"Brian" (3:47:23 PM): if you go to a big city like tokyo, osaka, etc, then yes its very crowded
“CHRIS” (3:47:37 PM): not a fan
“CHRIS” (3:47:40 PM): of island nations
“CHRIS” (3:47:51 PM): been to the philipines close enough too hot for me
"Brian" (3:48:14 PM): lol @ comparing the philippines to japan
“CHRIS” (3:50:03 PM): http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/6d/Purikura_weeaboo_fags.PNG
“CHRIS” (3:50:06 PM): still
“CHRIS” (3:50:10 PM): im a cali person
“CHRIS” (3:50:11 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:50:20 PM): also fuck learning another language
“CHRIS” (3:50:21 PM): lol
"Brian" (3:50:48 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:50:58 PM): Well i mean its not that bad in the uc
“CHRIS” (3:51:03 PM): atelst our japan club
“CHRIS” (3:51:06 PM): was porably
“CHRIS” (3:51:08 PM): half
“CHRIS” (3:51:09 PM): japeanse
“CHRIS” (3:51:10 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:51:51 PM): If a Wapanese cannot master the Japanese language and hoard enough Gaia gold to go to Japan, the yearly ComicCon in San Diego is the next best place to parade oneself around as a dumbfuck.
“CHRIS” (3:52:02 PM): god i love encyclopeida dramatica
“CHRIS” (3:52:05 PM): next best thing
“CHRIS” (3:52:09 PM): to dumb fucks on line
“CHRIS” (3:52:11 PM): wite shit
"Brian" (3:52:13 PM): lol
"Brian" (3:52:26 PM): who needs comiccon when you have fanime right around the corner
“CHRIS” (3:52:32 PM): yup
“CHRIS” (3:52:33 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:52:38 PM): we need to fix that
“CHRIS” (3:52:42 PM): comiccon
“CHRIS” (3:52:44 PM): is where i go
“CHRIS” (3:52:46 PM): to buy shit
“CHRIS” (3:52:48 PM): from comics
“CHRIS” (3:52:51 PM): AMERICAN comics
“CHRIS” (3:52:54 PM): lol
"Brian" (3:52:58 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:53:02 PM): cuz they are photo shoped colored
“CHRIS” (3:53:05 PM): and they have color
“CHRIS” (3:53:13 PM): nigga japanese l2color your comics
"Brian" (3:54:12 PM): lol
"Brian" (3:54:17 PM): 2channel began in Arkansas
"Brian" (3:54:18 PM): wtf
“CHRIS” (3:54:21 PM): haha
“CHRIS” (3:54:22 PM): wtf
“CHRIS” (3:54:34 PM): i wouldnt even place a japanese person there
"Brian" (3:54:36 PM): apparently, some japanese guy was living in arkansas
"Brian" (3:54:40 PM): and he made 2channel there
“CHRIS” (3:54:46 PM): or some wapanese
“CHRIS” (3:54:53 PM): some big weeaboo
“CHRIS” (3:55:00 PM): english > Japan
“CHRIS” (3:55:04 PM): england
“CHRIS” (3:55:15 PM): although eletroincs in eroupe cost too much
“CHRIS” (3:55:18 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:55:24 PM): its the only reason why i would stay in america
“CHRIS” (3:55:39 PM): good american eletroics designed by american
“CHRIS” (3:55:43 PM): made in malayasia
"Brian" (3:56:08 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (3:56:18 PM): hey its the truth
“CHRIS” (3:56:22 PM): half the shit in my comp
“CHRIS” (3:56:26 PM): says made in malayasia
“CHRIS” (3:56:31 PM): or assembled
"Brian" (3:56:54 PM): china, dont forget them >_>
“CHRIS” (3:56:59 PM): eh
“CHRIS” (3:57:04 PM): i dont want china makeing my shit
“CHRIS” (3:57:09 PM): too much led
“CHRIS” (3:57:14 PM): bad for my computer
“CHRIS” (3:57:15 PM): runs hot
“CHRIS” (3:57:17 PM): lead melts
“CHRIS” (3:57:19 PM): fucks up my comp
“CHRIS” (3:57:27 PM): its not like i buy from asus
“CHRIS” (3:57:28 PM): lol
"Brian" (3:58:05 PM): i dont even know why the fuck china paints with lead
"Brian" (3:58:07 PM): seriously, wtf
"Brian" (3:58:09 PM): all it does is kill you
"Brian" (3:58:14 PM): probably kills the guy who paints the shit
"Brian" (3:58:16 PM): why use it
“CHRIS” (3:58:41 PM): its china population control
“CHRIS” (3:58:46 PM): have the most messed up envioment
“CHRIS” (3:58:52 PM): kills the most poeple
“CHRIS” (3:58:55 PM): less people
“CHRIS” (3:59:59 PM): http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/The_cancer_that_is_killing_/b/
“CHRIS” (4:00:06 PM): oh b is dead a long time ago
“CHRIS” (4:00:08 PM): liek 2 years ago
“CHRIS” (4:00:10 PM): oringal b died
“CHRIS” (4:00:12 PM): pople moved
“CHRIS” (4:00:13 PM): lol
"Brian" (4:00:25 PM): yeah, /b/ has been "dead" for a long time
"Brian" (4:00:31 PM): too many newfags being gay
“CHRIS” (4:00:35 PM): yeah
“CHRIS” (4:00:41 PM): but frnakly im more fimilar with 4chan
“CHRIS” (4:00:44 PM): then the other sites
“CHRIS” (4:00:55 PM): what the fuck else am i suppose to look though for hours
“CHRIS” (4:00:58 PM): the tl.net site
"Brian" (4:01:35 PM): lol
"Brian" (4:01:39 PM): "CUTE ASIAN GIRL ON BUS"
"Brian" (4:01:53 PM): sometimes, i feel that the general tl.net board is becoming a mini retarded /b/
"Brian" (4:02:01 PM): its full of the most stupid shit and porn
“CHRIS” (4:04:21 PM): NSFW!!!
“CHRIS” (4:06:59 PM): "Itai, or Itatata~~!!" (Heard when Wapanese hurt themselves. Signals the hearer to hurt them more.)
"Brian" (4:08:31 PM): ive never heard anyone say itai when they get hurt
“CHRIS” (4:08:40 PM): ive onyl head
“CHRIS” (4:08:42 PM): FUCK
"Brian" (4:08:42 PM): even the most weeaboo person, when punched, should say OW
“CHRIS” (4:08:43 PM): SHIT
“CHRIS” (4:08:45 PM): OW
“CHRIS” (4:08:46 PM): AHHH
“CHRIS” (4:08:57 PM): or that sound
“CHRIS” (4:09:03 PM): you make by sucking air in with your tetth
“CHRIS” (4:09:07 PM): sezzzz
"Brian" (4:11:06 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (4:11:12 PM): oh wow
“CHRIS” (4:11:27 PM): i never looked ovr the wabanese aritinc in e dramatica
“CHRIS” (4:11:28 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (4:11:30 PM): its golden
“CHRIS” (4:11:34 PM): leads to toehr golden shit
“CHRIS” (4:11:41 PM): spaltter all over online
“CHRIS” (4:13:28 PM): http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/DESU
"Brian" (4:13:39 PM): yay desu spam
"Brian" (4:13:50 PM): now that's something im guilty of
“CHRIS” (4:13:51 PM): what ever happend to just plan spam
"Brian" (4:13:51 PM): >_>
“CHRIS” (4:13:59 PM): thats somethign im not
“CHRIS” (4:14:00 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (4:14:08 PM): i dont eve know the anime that desu shit belongs too
"Brian" (4:14:20 PM): rozen maiden
"Brian" (4:14:33 PM):
"Brian" (4:14:48 PM): suiseiseki basically says desu after every sentence she says
"Brian" (4:14:57 PM): became a meme in /b/ like a year and a half ago
“CHRIS” (4:15:44 PM): http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Wapanese
“CHRIS” (4:15:45 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (4:15:47 PM): there is a test
“CHRIS” (4:15:52 PM): all the way doun
“CHRIS” (4:15:53 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (4:15:58 PM): Have you ever made an AMV? Was it a Narutard AMV? Do you own a Narutard headband?
“CHRIS” (4:15:59 PM): GG
“CHRIS” (4:16:07 PM): if you say yes to any of those
“CHRIS” (4:16:42 PM): 420chan
“CHRIS” (4:16:44 PM): wtf
“CHRIS” (4:18:04 PM):
“CHRIS” (4:18:07 PM): DEAR GOD
“CHRIS” (4:18:11 PM): NSF EVERYTHING
"Brian" (4:18:32 PM): omg that is the most epic carameldansen vid ive ever seen
"Brian" (4:18:32 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (4:18:48 PM):
“CHRIS” (4:18:49 PM): lol
"Brian" (4:20:26 PM): this is why i love source games
“CHRIS” (4:21:58 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (4:22:01 PM): he said hes from 4chan
"Brian" (4:22:26 PM): yeah i just got there
"Brian" (4:22:31 PM): who the hell from 4chan has manners
"Brian" (4:22:38 PM): well except for me, a true gentleman >_>
“CHRIS” (4:23:16 PM): god this vid is great
“CHRIS” (4:23:17 PM): lol
“CHRIS” (4:23:31 PM): sounds like the guys from my old server in cs