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My USEast Story.

Blogs > MoNKeYSpanKeR
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MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-15 04:11:30
August 15 2007 04:08 GMT
#1
Well i am sure we are all familiar with US East, and we all have our stories of USEast and such. So recently i have been playing with an old clan of mine known as Lzuruha, you may have heard of them, the leader of this team is shakti~Lzuruha (yes an illegal name!!)

anyway, so we are on ventrilo, and he is trying to act big, "well i fuck aroudn with terran and zerg because when i go protoss it's game over, trying to brag to clan friends, everyones all impressed, so i go, "Hey, Shakti, 1on1 ZvP?" So he goes "oh alrigth zeph, i'm going to rape you." so as he talks his shit and picks his imba map, he goes thruogh map selection saying how he's giong to find a good map to proxi/rape me on, you see, all he does is cheese. So i open up with a 9pool 13h, and i forget my overlord. I'm now behind, he does a standard 2gate.

Knowing he is who he is, i am already exspecting some weird sort of play, meaning reaver or fast DT drop or soemthing. Sure enough the reavers come as i'm pressuring him. End result is with the following screen shots.


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Shot at 2007-08-14

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Shot at 2007-08-14

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Shot at 2007-08-14
If you can't tell he always acts like this, it's why i called eveyr action of his in the channel, it's so funny, he says so much shit then bans, Here is 1 of many US East experiences i have.

Edit: http://rapidshare.com/files/49063407/1on1_Shakti_excusexs.rep.html

Rep if anyone is interested.

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<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
August 15 2007 04:14 GMT
#2
What a loser.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32280 Posts
August 15 2007 04:15 GMT
#3
Clan drama, posting this here makes you the same as him, etc
Moderator<:3-/-<
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
August 15 2007 04:19 GMT
#4
lol PA.

Balanced like gymnast.
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
August 15 2007 04:21 GMT
#5
Maybe your right WoW, my blog quality is low enough as is. I don't really care about the drama too much, i just thought it was funny, this is the stuff i only find on east. But it's a decent rep if that makes it any better of a post. We all have our east stories though, it's why i play ICCup, 20 hours of dramacraft gets to me.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
August 15 2007 04:21 GMT
#6
On August 15 2007 13:19 thedeadhaji wrote:
lol PA.

Balanced like gymnast.


Is it actually balanced? I don't know the stats on it too well, he just picks maps he likes to abuse.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
August 15 2007 04:29 GMT
#7
no of course not, it's a wcg map for christ's sake.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
August 15 2007 04:29 GMT
#8
rofl PA is so gay for zerg
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
August 15 2007 04:35 GMT
#9
Reminds me of some guy I played on Iccup. He was trash talking at the beginning(wtf, who the hell trash talks? It's usually stuff like "glhf" and "gogo" and "from?" when the game starts, but this guy kept running his mouth with stuff like "Imma own you noob" and "free points for me lol."

Once his hydra rush failed miserably(due to my cannon whoring and my awesomely timed speedzeals(literally, his hydras are about to knock on my door, and right when I'm going to attack with my zealots, speed finishes and I'm able to surround the hydras XD)) he tried expo whoring and going lurkers, which failed because I had remembered to make a robo early, so I was able to tear apart his lurkers and rape his lings with just mass zealot. As I massed more zealots from 5 gates, I run into his base and he's like "imba toss." I was like, "what, why?" He's like "protoss needs no skill, just mass zealots and you win" and some other stuff like "zerg sucks" and etc.

:/
Mango @ U.S.East!
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-15 04:39:44
August 15 2007 04:38 GMT
#10
Welcome to USEast T_T

Everybody's like that.

I played an FFA BB after I read the Blood Bath strat thread, and basically I was kicking a P's ass who had like 3 Cannons and 4 Zealots when I was coming with Tanks and Vultures (2 were P and another was T) and after I start ripping apart his defense, he starts talking big, saying "Oh I was just fucking around; I can kick your ass any day of the week" and I say "channel equi." and leave the game. He comes into the channel, and I make an obs Python game and he looks at the map and since this was an obs map he's like "fag this is a rigged money map noob" and he leaves and spends the rest of my time online whispering crap to me. I had such a wonderful time ^^
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Brutalisk
Profile Joined February 2007
794 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-15 04:39:59
August 15 2007 04:39 GMT
#11
So you've met a retarded child that sucks, is bad at losing and great at talking shit and insulting.
Amazing. Never before seen on Battlenet. Especially on US East gateway.

Next time, post when you DIDN'T encounter one. That's much more rare.
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
August 15 2007 04:41 GMT
#12
On August 15 2007 13:35 Scorpion wrote:
Reminds me of some guy I played on Iccup. He was trash talking at the beginning(wtf, who the hell trash talks? It's usually stuff like "glhf" and "gogo" and "from?" when the game starts, but this guy kept running his mouth with stuff like "Imma own you noob" and "free points for me lol."

Once his hydra rush failed miserably(due to my cannon whoring and my awesomely timed speedzeals(literally, his hydras are about to knock on my door, and right when I'm going to attack with my zealots, speed finishes and I'm able to surround the hydras XD)) he tried expo whoring and going lurkers, which failed because I had remembered to make a robo early, so I was able to tear apart his lurkers and rape his lings with just mass zealot. As I massed more zealots from 5 gates, I run into his base and he's like "imba toss." I was like, "what, why?" He's like "protoss needs no skill, just mass zealots and you win" and some other stuff like "zerg sucks" and etc.

:/


Hahaha I love these stories <3

I played a guy on Luna and he has this big ass contain on me; I was at 7 and he was at 5. I do some sexy Storm + Dragoon shot to kill off his lurks and he says "fucking korean got lucky" and he leaves hahahaha ^^^^
^-^
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
August 15 2007 04:44 GMT
#13
Lol, good memories :D
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
August 15 2007 05:19 GMT
#14
i should go play on east just cuz these stories sound so funny
Tadzio
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
3340 Posts
August 15 2007 05:31 GMT
#15
I played a ZvP on PA with a bad (worse than me!) cheese-reliant player on ICCup the other day. He tried to cannon my ramp and stole my gas, then as my lings rushed into his barely defended base he ended the game with the quip: "gg and suck a dick." BM people are everywhere.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
August 15 2007 05:35 GMT
#16
I remember when I used to play in x17, that guy shakti would have other people play on his name, like fayth etc. You'd ask for 1v1 and he'd say shit like "hmm how about this saturday" heh.

He also used rigged maps a bunch. Don't waste time with guys like that.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
August 15 2007 05:47 GMT
#17
haha i wish i made a thread out of this.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
OrderlyChaos
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1115 Posts
August 15 2007 06:07 GMT
#18
Not everyone on East is like that... you'll find some good people in certain clans and stuff. At least in my experience that is.
Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3395 Posts
August 15 2007 06:44 GMT
#19
Are you SCC-Monkey? Come back xD
김택용 Fighting!
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
August 15 2007 06:49 GMT
#20
uhhhhhhhhhhh
go to west

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