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LxRogue
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1415 Posts
August 15 2007 07:00 GMT
#21
You had a relatively civil game...at least in my experience on east.
Like 90% of games i get rushed/cheesed, and channels are usually full of "ROFL I OWN U EZ KID"

Just hit the EZ button!
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
August 15 2007 07:35 GMT
#22
On August 15 2007 15:44 Yaqoob wrote:
Are you SCC-Monkey? Come back xD


I'm surprised you remember, who were you in SCC? I was tehre for like a week, you guys were such a drama heavy clan. Atleast when i was there for a while. I still think aph might not like me, if he remembers that is.

I was SCC-Monkey then some other guy watned the name so i gave it to him when i left SCC.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
August 15 2007 07:37 GMT
#23
also where can i found accurate map stats for Paranoid Android, i wanna see what races it favors in what mathc ups, besides T>Z -_-~~
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
August 15 2007 07:37 GMT
#24
rofl
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
August 15 2007 07:54 GMT
#25
i love east
Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
August 15 2007 08:23 GMT
#26
man, this guy was a douche bag even on pgt.
he was kicked out of there so fast.
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24761 Posts
August 15 2007 08:34 GMT
#27
http://www.teamliquid.net/tlpd/maps/124_Paranoid_Android has a few games from the old version, but 2.0 isn't in the tlpd.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7221 Posts
August 15 2007 08:57 GMT
#28
yeah, shakti is a known handjob
but how did you not figure that out earlier?
Entusman #12
Breavman
Profile Joined September 2004
Sweden598 Posts
August 15 2007 13:18 GMT
#29
I joined that clan twice but I got kicked out instantly both times after beating this same guy.
Locked
Profile Joined September 2004
United States4182 Posts
August 15 2007 14:01 GMT
#30
On August 15 2007 16:37 MoNKeYSpanKeR wrote:
also where can i found accurate map stats for Paranoid Android, i wanna see what races it favors in what mathc ups, besides T>Z -_-~~


it favors Z > Z (positional imbalance lol, the mining rates are different)
UMS map pack http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=50442
LonelyMargarita
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
1845 Posts
August 15 2007 14:23 GMT
#31
Something similar happened to me once, except it was west, and the channel was op tl-west. I think I had to whisper or PM ETT or someone to unban me (whoever banned me was using a smurf so I dunno who he was here, or even remember the smurf name anymore).

So basically ya...it happens on every server, and can happen in any clan or op channel. It only takes one 14 year old (or more sadly, immature 22 year old) with op privileges for a ban. One anecdote doesn't suggest something about the server as a whole, or even the channel. In my experiences, Europe is the most bm, and west and east are about the same, but it'll be different for every individual.
I <3 서지훈
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25996 Posts
August 15 2007 15:34 GMT
#32
Shatkis a giant tool.

When GiTM was doing pretty good (as an east clan!) we played Lzuruha (or however you spell it) in a korean-style clan war. GiTM.Angel (He's was in LighT last I heard, not sure his aka; USA Protoss) did a team kill 5-0. Then Angel was playing one of his friends in LzH and Shatki was obsing as a smurf. This was back when PP and RWT was still working, so I watched the replay afterwards and it was something like this:

Both: random small talk
Angel: haha maybe I wont all kill your team next time ^^
LzH: Haha yea maybe
Shakti: [something like] stop shit talking you fucking noob ass east team. we get our good players and fucking 5-0 you.
Shakti leaves the game.
Angel: Er.. wtf?
LzH: Yea dunno hes crazy.

So then Shakti and LzH leader (Who is also named Angel I think) and 3 other LzH guys come into op GiTM.

Angel-lzh: Hey we want a cw re.
Chill: Ok talk to Ace.
Shatki: And tell your members to be manner this time.
Angel-lzh: not korean style this time. 5 1v1 first map bla bla
Chill: alright sounds good but confirm it with ace he gets all the members
Shatki: and make sure this time your members arent shit talking
Angel: ok bring your good members this time and we'll bring ours
Chill: alright sounds good, lets do it after wgtcl so everyones around
Angel: kk
Shatki: And make sure your members are manner this time.
Chill: wtf are you babbling about?
Shakti: Your members need to manner up.
Chill .kick *shatki

This is the problem with idiots. They think theres like a solid line between acting normal and being bm. Like you can just slowly bother me over and over, and then if I kick you, WHOA WHOA that was bm you can't do that.

Shakti rejoins and starts flaming about how Yakuja and Clawson were smurfing on our WGTCL team. He keeps saying "banned from wgtcl, bye". and keeps messaging me this over and over, while on /away so I cant talk to him and tag banned me from his clan channel so I can't talk to him.

Turns out Yakuja was always on our wgtcl team and Clawson left iG. in liek week 4 and joined GiTM and started playing then. I kept PMing Shakti asking when we were going to be banned from WGTCL but he never responded.

No one, and I mean NO ONE has ever had a good experience with Shatki, from LzH to Can A.
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Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3354 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-15 16:05:25
August 15 2007 16:04 GMT
#33

I'm surprised you remember, who were you in SCC? I was tehre for like a week, you guys were such a drama heavy clan. Atleast when i was there for a while.


I am SCC-Toss. Deng doesn't come online anymore fyi and Aukai plays WoW.
김택용 Fighting!
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
August 15 2007 16:40 GMT
#34
I personally find people that like to be incredibly aggravating, simply because of the fact that I can't understand how another human being can be that smug, condescending, cocky, and stupid. It's a shame that people like that exists in the BW community. I mean, I think BW is the only one that has any sort of "etiquette," such as saying "gl hf" at the beginning of a game, and saying "gg" as an admission of defeat.

Playing DotA really makes me respect the majority of BW players more simply because of the fact that many DotA players really are just horrible human beings.
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
August 15 2007 17:46 GMT
#35
On August 15 2007 13:41 Equinox_kr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 15 2007 13:35 Scorpion wrote:
Reminds me of some guy I played on Iccup. He was trash talking at the beginning(wtf, who the hell trash talks? It's usually stuff like "glhf" and "gogo" and "from?" when the game starts, but this guy kept running his mouth with stuff like "Imma own you noob" and "free points for me lol."

Once his hydra rush failed miserably(due to my cannon whoring and my awesomely timed speedzeals(literally, his hydras are about to knock on my door, and right when I'm going to attack with my zealots, speed finishes and I'm able to surround the hydras XD)) he tried expo whoring and going lurkers, which failed because I had remembered to make a robo early, so I was able to tear apart his lurkers and rape his lings with just mass zealot. As I massed more zealots from 5 gates, I run into his base and he's like "imba toss." I was like, "what, why?" He's like "protoss needs no skill, just mass zealots and you win" and some other stuff like "zerg sucks" and etc.

:/


Hahaha I love these stories <3

I played a guy on Luna and he has this big ass contain on me; I was at 7 and he was at 5. I do some sexy Storm + Dragoon shot to kill off his lurks and he says "fucking korean got lucky" and he leaves hahahaha ^^^^


This reminded me of another PvZ I played on Iccup on Python. I basically mass zeals and temps from 6~7 gates after my FE, and he comes in and contains me, and I completely forgot about robo. So, I have to wait for a robo, but instead of making an obs, I make a shuttle and some dts. I dropped his main and saw no overlords anywhere. I raped all the drones and killed the morphing hive and the den and the spire and the pool, practically anything moving. His Lurk contain barely budges. I take the shuttle and kill off his other barely made expansion, and I storm drop his natural. His lurker contain still doesn't move. I basically have a large enough force to break out now and win the game, but instead, before I move out, he writes "you are fucking annoying" and leaves.

XD!

Another game, PvT, Tau Cross, I go standard 2gate range into obs mass some goons, and as I'm about to poke at his wall, I notice a lack of tank. I see marines and shit, but no tanks. So, it just clicks in my mind... he's probably going vultures. I send 4 goons to my main, and just as I thought, I see a dropship coming into my main. Luckily, I had an obs ready, so when he dropped the vultures, they got instantly raped. "fucking hacker, i hope u get banned" is what he said before he left the game

._.!!
Mango @ U.S.East!
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
August 15 2007 18:28 GMT
#36
haha well according to shakti i am banned off vent, from clan lzh, and he's going to have petra or someone ban me off TL permanently, although i don't think he can do that last one since i don't think any TL person who can ban is that much of a tool.


And chill, i remember that, i was the one playing and who said shakti was always like that i think, if it was a PvZ on Luna where i got raped by GiTM.Angel with mass scouts, then yeah, that was me ;( i was either the 4-0 or the 5-0 for that cw. I would like to say i have gotten better since then But he always cries when he loses, and if i get banned, oh well, i didn't think you could get banned for blog entries, if i made this a forum post then maybe, but i thought this was personal space where i could write pretty much anything. I guess time will tell.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
August 15 2007 18:29 GMT
#37
also the angel-lzuruha guy your talking about is HellAngel on these forums.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11595 Posts
August 15 2007 18:47 GMT
#38
I was in Lzuruha before it even got good. Shakti was always shit talking trying to act good. When he did pub. games to recruit, he would always be cheating. He is actually a caught hacker on WGT, (now he's admin, wtf?). Anyhow, he'd be playing a 1v1 and I'd obs, he would be completely outplayed and he would say things when he loses, "gg hacker, bitch". So during this I was like, wtf?

All of the old school good Lzuruha players have left, including Eski, Torture, Terran, Micro, etc... In fact, he abused PGT. He would have lower skilled people in LzH purposely lose to him so he can get his precious D+ rank. wat a tard.

I actually found one of his recruitment games on west, and owned the shit out of him, and he called me a hacker and bad mannered loser. yeah ok...
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Aurious
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1772 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-15 19:10:53
August 15 2007 19:01 GMT
#39
+ Show Spoiler +
On August 16 2007 00:34 Chill wrote:
Shatkis a giant tool.

When GiTM was doing pretty good (as an east clan!) we played Lzuruha (or however you spell it) in a korean-style clan war. GiTM.Angel (He's was in LighT last I heard, not sure his aka; USA Protoss) did a team kill 5-0. Then Angel was playing one of his friends in LzH and Shatki was obsing as a smurf. This was back when PP and RWT was still working, so I watched the replay afterwards and it was something like this:

Both: random small talk
Angel: haha maybe I wont all kill your team next time ^^
LzH: Haha yea maybe
Shakti: [something like] stop shit talking you fucking noob ass east team. we get our good players and fucking 5-0 you.
Shakti leaves the game.
Angel: Er.. wtf?
LzH: Yea dunno hes crazy.

So then Shakti and LzH leader (Who is also named Angel I think) and 3 other LzH guys come into op GiTM.

Angel-lzh: Hey we want a cw re.
Chill: Ok talk to Ace.
Shatki: And tell your members to be manner this time.
Angel-lzh: not korean style this time. 5 1v1 first map bla bla
Chill: alright sounds good but confirm it with ace he gets all the members
Shatki: and make sure this time your members arent shit talking
Angel: ok bring your good members this time and we'll bring ours
Chill: alright sounds good, lets do it after wgtcl so everyones around
Angel: kk
Shatki: And make sure your members are manner this time.
Chill: wtf are you babbling about?
Shakti: Your members need to manner up.
Chill .kick *shatki

This is the problem with idiots. They think theres like a solid line between acting normal and being bm. Like you can just slowly bother me over and over, and then if I kick you, WHOA WHOA that was bm you can't do that.

Shakti rejoins and starts flaming about how Yakuja and Clawson were smurfing on our WGTCL team. He keeps saying "banned from wgtcl, bye". and keeps messaging me this over and over, while on /away so I cant talk to him and tag banned me from his clan channel so I can't talk to him.

Turns out Yakuja was always on our wgtcl team and Clawson left iG. in liek week 4 and joined GiTM and started playing then. I kept PMing Shakti asking when we were going to be banned from WGTCL but he never responded.

No one, and I mean NO ONE has ever had a good experience with Shatki, from LzH to Can A.


HAHA I remember this you banned me aswell and Angel unbanned me haha

EDIT: also when i left LzH he somehow managed to get me banned from X17 rofl love GiTM/gO. Members
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
August 16 2007 04:46 GMT
#40
haha fun times angel, what server are you playing on nowadays anyway? I just joined sD on East. I was considering either sD or SCC, i know some sD people and they are active CWers, so i chose them.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
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