My Girlfriend Dumped Me to Join the BLM Protests - Page 4

On June 11 2020 09:49 Wombat_NI wrote:
Real or obviously not real or not I just find it comforting that someone has worse first dates than me

On June 12 2020 14:13 Manifesto7 wrote:
No lie, I'm starting to see lemon drink ads after reading this thread.

On June 11 2020 15:43 AttackZerg wrote:

..... that is how he relationships.

According to the narrator, it was an internet girlfriend who liked him even after she met him.

And, like every self-loathing white machination, she has upgraded to the feared BD.

What is that thing the nutty Catholics do to themselves
... like that but for insecure, small genitaled racists.

On June 12 2020 22:10 AttackZerg wrote:


The sun above is orange and hot, your skin is raw and red. The labors of the day have brought salt to your lips.
You find relief in a shaded room. A women you love, sees you and darts into the kitchen saying something you don't quite catch. You blink. You sit.

You feel her return, you fight your eyes open, you feel the coldness before you touch the glass.
Your eyes droop as you bring the cup to your lips.
You drink deeply.

Your eyes open, your nose crinkles, the corners of your mouth droop.
You take a begrudging gulp.

"Milk with Ice, What the fuck?"

On June 09 2020 05:20 Chairman Ray wrote:
Hypothesis: Asian skin has a yellow shade similar to lemonade

Experiment: I made some lemonade just to test this, and I also gathered a few yellow items for control purposes



1. Indo Mie Chicken Curry Instant Noodles
2. French's Classic Yellow Mustard (40% more variety)
3. Lysol Disinfecting Wipes
4. Asian male hand (92.5% Chinese, 2.2% Manchurian & Mongolian, 2.0% Korean, 1.0% Southeast Asian, 0.7% Japanese, 1.6% other)
5. Beaker of lemonade (175ml filtered water, 25ml pure lemon juice, 1 tbs sugar)
6. Banana (Trader Joe's, 2 days old)

Conclusions: Lemonade does not appear to be very yellow, or very close to Asian skin tone.

On June 17 2020 03:12 ninazerg wrote:


Some things to consider:

Not everything needs to be a damn list, Nina

Lemons are yellow

Lemonade and lemon juice are different. Lemonade is heavily diluted with water because lemon juice on its own is too hardcore for most people. Only skateboarders and paratroopers would drink it.

Lemon juice has a yellowish tint to it.

The lemons you see on your monitor are not yellow, because your monitor uses an RGB color scheme, and it's merely a collection of very small RGB points that are designed to trick your eye. That means the makers of computer monitors are selling a product that is designed to LIE TO YOU. Actively deceive you. Introduce falsehood into your life. How can you live like that, knowing something you trusted is lying? How? Why do you continue to put up with this kind of abuse?

You accept your monitor for what it is, because when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

On June 18 2020 08:13 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:


Here are a few references:
-Assuming all Korean-American people play StarCraft;
-Assuming all Korean-American people listen to K-pop;
-Assuming all Korean-American people watch anime;
-The need to point out that the girl was holding hands with someone who is, specifically, African American;
-The suggestion that a person could only feel "uneasy" about police using additional police brutality to stop protesters who are protesting police brutality in the first place if they're "on their period" (racism + sexism, two for one);
-If this is fictional, the decision to fabricate a lemonade/yellow/complexion joke.

He's not exactly wearing a white hood, but it's pretty race-baity.