My Girlfriend Dumped Me to Join the BLM Protests - Page 3

On June 09 2020 07:23 catplanetcatplanet wrote:
Truly inspiring thread derail, thank you dangermouse and DPB

On June 09 2020 12:25 Wheat wrote:
The craziest thing about this thread is the dude not realizing those pictures have lemons in the water.

On June 09 2020 10:30 AttackZerg wrote:


Grape drank and purple dank. Yessir.

On June 08 2020 06:30 artosisisthebest wrote:
I was home visiting my parents for a couple weeks, and my girlfriend stopped by so we could catch up. This was my first time meeting her in person. When I joined the military last year, I located her on tinder and we started texting by exchanging lewd pics with each other. I was initially hesitant about sending her personal images of a phallic nature, but she eventually made me feel more comfortable when she said that didn't watch porn, so I figured she wouldn't have anything to compare me with. She was a Korean American girl, 20 years old, attending college but home for the summer, and her name was Sarah. She graduated from the school in my state that has an intense athletic rivalry with my former high school. During our interactions I thought it would be clever to mention my love of StarCraft but she didn't seem interested, not even when I mentioned that one of the main characters in the game shares her name. But for what it was worth, she also didn't seem to care about KPop or anime.

So while she had come to see me, I was just watching the news on TV in the living room with all the rioting and protests going on and somehow the conversation shifted towards the police and law enforcement. I asked her if she wanted something to drink, perhaps a refreshing glass of lemonade, but suddenly she began to fume and erupted in a fiery passion of toxicity.

"Why are you offering me lemonade? Because my complexion is yellow? I expected this coming from you, loser." She said.

"Actually, no the thought never crossed my mind. I just know you don't drink alcohol and who doesn't like lemonade on a hot sunny day?" I responded calmly.

"How do you feel about the cops resisting the protests? I think calling in the authorities and army was too harsh. But I want to know your opinion." She asked me in a very dry tone of voice.

"I support what's right to protect and enforce law and order. If I had gotten the order to march the streets to squash the rebellion, I would have done so." I said, while pointing to a Star Wars stormtrooper action figure on the wall.

"It's just making me feel a little sick and uneasy, you know?" She muttered under her breath.

"Well, is it your time of the month? That would explain it." I joked, in a teasing sort of way.

But she didn't find the humor in my words. She instantly got up in a hurry, stole a beer out of my fridge and left without saying a word. When I checked later I saw she had taken the + Show Spoiler +.

Later on, she sent me a video of herself on snapchat walking at a protest, wearing a mask, but holding hands with an African American gentleman. I posted a comment saying that covering your mouth and nose is pointless if you are willingly engaging in physical contact with strangers, but she ignored me. I was going to make a Corona joke after that but thought it would be in poor taste. I told my mom about the whole incident where my girlfriend called me immature but she just said that I should expect this would happen when dating older women.

On June 10 2020 23:06 Liquid`Drone wrote:
lemonade should not be sprite-colored, wtf. That's not lemonade. It also should not be yellow. It should be a cloudy white with a slight yellow tint. Something like this , that's what you get if you make lemonade yourself.