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MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
October 16 2015 21:58 GMT
#1


its meatbag, your self-proclaimed #1 TL grill blogger. I believe I hold the title for most girl blogs ever written but anyway I digress. Right now I’m taking a mini break from the hell and torture that is school, and since I haven’t really been posting anything recently I decided to write a quick blog about the time that I met one of my best friends older sister let’s call her her. This is a tale, so wild and crazy, that it might just blow your socks off.

It all started one day while I was at home. I had just finished my gaming sesh, and I had to bus to the store to pick up some food and then head to work. As I bussed down to Lake City, I realized that today was a holiday and that all the busses would be on weird times. Instead of going shopping I realized that I was moderately screwed as the bus I needed to take to northgate came only once every hour. I quickly ditched shopping and channeled my inner Usain Bolt and transferred busses. In my haste I had caught the bus going the wrong direction. I scrambled to get off and I changed bus after bus to get to work on time.

I only had 20 minutes to get to work and I was desperate, however I was getting closer to my final destination. Exhausted I got on the final bus and sat in the front. Leaning back and closing my eyes.

I quickly opened my eyes and looked around ,THUDDDD!!! This old Indian lady while getting off the bus had tripped and fell down the stairs. There was blood flowing from her head and blood on the steps of the bus. I quickly got up to help her and made sure she didn’t move. Thankfully a nurse was on the bus and made sure she was alright. The fire department was called and as the firetruck came. A woman stepped off the bus, and that’s when I met her, It was only a glance but I could see the resemblance. It was my best friends older sister. Even though we never met I knew it was her. As the fire department came to the rescue. They made sure everyone was alright, and her thanked me for my quick response and help in managing the situation. The lady wasn’t soo badly injured that she needed to go the hospital. Since she lived close by, being the gentleman I am I held her arm and walked her home. Her thanked me, and before I could introduce myself her disappeared. Never to be seen again.

On the way home the lady thanked me for my help, and said that she must have mis-stepped or something because the next thing she knew she was on the ground. However I knew, yes I knew exactly what happened. For it was I who had tripped the old lady. Yes it was I meat-bag. This is the first time i’ve ever told anyone about this. But I meatbag tripped an old lady on the bus.

#neverforget

*****
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
October 16 2015 22:13 GMT
#2
Only clicked this because I saw "mysterymeat1" as the author. I made the right choice.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17731 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-10-16 23:05:45
October 16 2015 22:59 GMT
#3
i find mouthy little old ladies intimidating... i don't know why... they just scare me.
i'm more than a foot taller than this woman.. and she scares me.

Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
October 16 2015 23:09 GMT
#4
On October 17 2015 07:59 JimmyJRaynor wrote:
i find mouthy little old ladies intimidating... i don't know why... they just scare me.
i'm more than a foot taller than this woman.. and she scares me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoTsne3QxM8#t=23


She doesn't look scared, she just looks like a raisin
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
hoby2000
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States918 Posts
October 16 2015 23:30 GMT
#5
I'm just here for the song. I actually have a bunch of The Seatbelt's songs on a playlist. Rush is probably one of favorites. Tank is of course an obvious amazing song .I also really like Bad Doggy No Biscuit, Piano Black, and Time to know~Be Waltz.
A lesson without pain is meaningless for nothing can be gained without giving something in return.
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-10-17 04:09:50
October 17 2015 04:06 GMT
#6
I like how the only thing relevant to your title is that there happens to be female characters in this story.

Not that I don't just love reading about the antics of Meatbag
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-10-17 04:11:00
October 17 2015 04:09 GMT
#7
On October 17 2015 13:06 Epishade wrote:
Whoops

Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
October 17 2015 15:11 GMT
#8
hahaha awww
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
October 18 2015 06:47 GMT
#9
hahahahahahaha nice one

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Please send me a PM of any song you like that I most probably never heard of! I am looking for people to chat about writing and producing music | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noD-bsOcxuU |
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
October 18 2015 19:32 GMT
#10
sometimes my father uses my black magick on me to induce vomiting spells where the world spins and a reincarnation process unfolds, metaphorically speaking. the most recent occurrence of this was a major epidemic because i was visiting the EAMC psych ward and my friend spex was there. but charles had just been to that psych ward a year earlier, and cast a venomous curse transforming the ward into a sith temple. therefore it was like harry potter where whatever spell has been recently cast will be repeated. since i had just experienced the vomiting spell, spex fell into an incontrollable spell of vomiting and threw up all his food.

then the would-be wife of charles came in. her name was miss betty and she was very flatulent for an old woman, pronounced episodes of flatulence in the hall ways. and she succumbed to the spell and i gave her a hug next to the sink as she threw up everything in her old stomach. she kept throwing up and it felt pretty sad to stand there unable to comfort miss betty as she threw up. ultimately i moved away from her and she didn't want to talk about charles at all, at all. the two had the same eyes. i left the ward before miss betty, and i have no idea what happened to her.

now my mom is in the icu with pneumonia and i hope she lives. i have been hopeful but i am losing hope. i am still hopeful but if she gets sick with another sickness while she's in the hospital already she'll probably die. but they're careful and i don't think that will happen.

being closest to miss betty when she was throwing up because of the vomiting spell is why i felt closest to an old woman. i hope ms. betty is still alive and that one day she is reunited with charles in a better place.
IQ 155.905638752
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
October 18 2015 20:55 GMT
#11
I blame exposure to daphreak and mountaindewjunkie for this astonishing lack of morals
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10346 Posts
October 19 2015 00:17 GMT
#12
On October 19 2015 05:55 Jaaaaasper wrote:
I blame exposure to daphreak and mountaindewjunkie for this astonishing lack of morals

Please, J-bag -- neither of us would help anyone who had fallen.
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
October 19 2015 02:53 GMT
#13
On October 19 2015 09:17 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 19 2015 05:55 Jaaaaasper wrote:
I blame exposure to daphreak and mountaindewjunkie for this astonishing lack of morals

Please, J-bag -- neither of us would help anyone who had fallen.

Yeah you would totally trip a old lady and then help her up to look good for a girl
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10346 Posts
October 19 2015 03:06 GMT
#14
On October 19 2015 11:53 Jaaaaasper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 19 2015 09:17 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
On October 19 2015 05:55 Jaaaaasper wrote:
I blame exposure to daphreak and mountaindewjunkie for this astonishing lack of morals

Please, J-bag -- neither of us would help anyone who had fallen.

Yeah you would totally trip a old lady and then help her up to look good for a girl

Gotta say that meatbag always finds out how to lower the bar for men everywhere.
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-10-19 05:38:08
October 19 2015 05:37 GMT
#15
I didn't do it to look good for a girl... Her just happened to be a firefighter who showed up. Lady also tried to give me a cash as thanks for helping>.>
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10346 Posts
October 19 2015 06:54 GMT
#16
On October 19 2015 14:37 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
I didn't do it to look good for a girl... Her just happened to be a firefighter who showed up. Lady also tried to give me a cash as thanks for helping>.>

If you took that cash, Lucifer himself wouldn't allow you to dwell any level of his Hells.
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-10-19 14:34:48
October 19 2015 12:40 GMT
#17
I told her no. My boss also forgives me for being late when I told him about the fire truck.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
October 19 2015 23:27 GMT
#18
You should have taken the money.
IQ 155.905638752
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10346 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-10-20 01:48:17
October 20 2015 01:47 GMT
#19
On October 19 2015 12:06 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
Gotta say that meatbag always finds out how to lower the bar for men everywhere.

On October 20 2015 08:27 YokoKano wrote:
You should have taken the money.

Your witness.
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-10-20 06:56:18
October 20 2015 06:55 GMT
#20
why you not irc mdj
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
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