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Blogs > Jonas Heinz
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Jonas Heinz
Profile Blog Joined February 2014
Germany3 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-20 22:18:18
February 18 2014 19:40 GMT
#1
Hey guys,
i am Jonas, German and a Protoss from the gol leave, i guess noone knows me.FML. I've got a small bet against my friend Rolling, who says that he will reach a higher league than me just 6pooling people. I haven't played the last year and i'm trying to improve now a lot. Rolling is like the ultimate troll, he says that he is a god in every game like Hearthstone, Sc2, Poker and even Counter Strike. I know him for a long time now, but somehow i feel that i have to pwn him now! I really don't know why, but he did a lot of money the past months with Poker. I was selling wow-gold the past months but all my accounts got banned.
Now i've got the time to practice harder and to reach Diamond. Rolling wants the same, so we've got this small bet who will become higher this season. The amount is 1.5k$.
Gonna keep updating on this thread and so will he.

Here is a small video of him 6pooling. I really hate this. Destroyed like 2-3 Keyboards just because of this shit. I hope that we will entertain u.

His 6pool vid

/e

Rolling trying to troll me:

but he failed

**
Muffloe
Profile Joined December 2012
Sweden6061 Posts
February 18 2014 19:48 GMT
#2
Life is literally the only one who can make lings interesting. I would recommend in particular his mid-to-late 2012 games
Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
February 18 2014 20:06 GMT
#3
By hating Zerglings, you also hate Life. And because you hate Life, I am morally obliged to hate you. Sorry.
AdministratorBreak the chains
Rolling
Profile Joined February 2014
Germany5 Posts
February 18 2014 20:12 GMT
#4
Hello!

I've made an account just for this bet. My english is not the best, I hope you understand me anyway :-)
I know Jonas since 5 years. As he said I earn my money through poker. I also traded abit (Forex, Stocks, ...)
We mostly played Games like League of Legends und StartCraft II together.

I stopped playing League of Legends (Diamond). Right now i just play Hearthstone (Legend) and i am waiting for Diablo III RoS. I really loved WarCraft III (pro level lol ggme) but my StarCraft II Skill sucks (i loved the wc3 micro alot more than sc2 macro, but that's another story), so i have to tryhard with 6 pools, to win the $1.500.

Greetings
Rolling
Yorbon
Profile Joined December 2011
Netherlands4272 Posts
February 18 2014 20:27 GMT
#5
Good luck with your bet.

I think it's a complete waste of money though. I'd know what to do with 1500 bucks :O
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
February 18 2014 20:33 GMT
#6
OHHH JONAS, YOU'RE GOING DOWN

#teamrolling
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Kevin_Sorbo
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada3217 Posts
February 18 2014 20:49 GMT
#7
On February 19 2014 05:27 Yorbon wrote:
Good luck with your bet.

I think it's a complete waste of money though. I'd know what to do with 1500 bucks :O



thats what happens when you make a living off poker or wow gold lol...
The mind is like a parachute, it doesnt work unless its open. - Zappa
Rolling
Profile Joined February 2014
Germany5 Posts
February 18 2014 21:09 GMT
#8
On February 19 2014 05:33 ninazerg wrote:
OHHH JONAS, YOU'RE GOING DOWN

#teamrolling

Thanks man!

#TryHardModeOn http://i.imgur.com/QQ44Yn4.jpg
Jonas Heinz
Profile Blog Joined February 2014
Germany3 Posts
February 18 2014 21:32 GMT
#9
after some games i see, my mmr is a lot lower than the of Rolling. Well i guess i have to go rly hard to reach diamond.
fml
#Rollingsucks
ggggbabybabybaby
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada304 Posts
February 18 2014 23:32 GMT
#10
According to everything I've read on TL I believe you're supposed to have 100% winrate as Protoss. So if you keep practicing eventually it becomes impossible for you to ever lose to Rolling (or anyone else, unless they're also P).
Daswollvieh
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
5553 Posts
February 19 2014 06:44 GMT
#11
The whole internet is watching your epic feud, so better make it worth everyone´s while.
virpi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Germany3599 Posts
February 19 2014 15:13 GMT
#12
I just have read this.
first we make expand, then we defense it.
KaiserKieran
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States615 Posts
February 19 2014 15:34 GMT
#13
#teamrolling
FOR THE SWARM!!!
Jonas Heinz
Profile Blog Joined February 2014
Germany3 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-19 16:18:27
February 19 2014 16:16 GMT
#14
On February 19 2014 05:49 Kevin_Sorbo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 19 2014 05:27 Yorbon wrote:
Good luck with your bet.

I think it's a complete waste of money though. I'd know what to do with 1500 bucks :O



thats what happens when you make a living off poker or wow gold lol...


I never did this fulltime, i am a student btw...


Today i'm gonna play some customs against Rolling, just to destroy him. I can't play that much today like yesterday because i have to study, but i hope that i will make ~10 laddergames. Plat should be possible until monday!

My song for today: Miley Cyrus - Wreckingball

Luxferre
Profile Joined February 2014
Canada16 Posts
February 19 2014 17:24 GMT
#15
You need the nicolas cage version of wreckingball or gtfo

I tell you, your APM will increase by 71% with Nick Cage
"What doesn't kill you requires more macro" "Life is 10% what happens to you, 90% APM"
Rolling
Profile Joined February 2014
Germany5 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-19 18:43:24
February 19 2014 18:07 GMT
#16
We wanted to deliver something for the thread, so we made a 1on1 and recorded it. I promised Jonas, i wont 6 pool him... but i tried and failed :-(



Updates to our bet:
We both started in Gold yesterday.
I reached Diamond today. (after reaching Plat yesterday)
Jonas is still Gold so far.

I will try to reach Master for this bet (so if Jonas wont get Grandmaster - LOL - i only can win :-)

Edit: Just found some old WoL Gameplay between me and Jonas (only for german speaking dudes)

Rolling vs Jones (25.05.2012)
7 pool vs zerg (02.01.2012)

Greetings
Rolling
Rolling
Profile Joined February 2014
Germany5 Posts
February 21 2014 17:57 GMT
#17
#TeamRolling #TryHard #JonasGoingDown2014

15 Games / 1 Hour

...but today is not my day. I Have thrown away 3 or 4 wins by microfail / missclicking / brainlags

6 & 7 pooling 2014 Season 1

70% vs Protoss (pretty ok, but some micro fails, could be 75%)
54% vs Terran (i will improve my timings here, could be 60%)
51% vs Zerg (i have to micro way better here, could be 55%)
Luxferre
Profile Joined February 2014
Canada16 Posts
February 21 2014 18:48 GMT
#18
#rollingonaroll
"What doesn't kill you requires more macro" "Life is 10% what happens to you, 90% APM"
Rolling
Profile Joined February 2014
Germany5 Posts
March 24 2014 20:46 GMT
#19
SSB: I cant beat Jones by a 6 Pool neither i can win with a macro game.

CSB: I am Diamond (Master Promo, but i am going to play Reaper of Souls now)
Jones is still Gold (and will maximum reach Platinum)

$1500 bet

-$50 for a bo1 which I lost against him
-$50 for a bo3 which I lost against him
-$100 for a bo5 which I lost against him

(I've only played this games because I knew that I would win the bet)

$1300 for me - GG WP. (if no wonder happens for him)
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