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The Adventures of Hero-Man

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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
February 14 2014 21:16 GMT
#1
“EVERYBODY DOWN ON THE GROUND!” The bank robber raised his gun and started shooting the ceiling. Everyone hit the deck; everyone except one man… one… hero.

“Oh my god, it’s Hero-Man!” A man on the ground yelled. “We’re screwed!” The bank robber turned to wave his gun at me.

“Who the hell are you? I TOLD YOU TO GET DOWN!” He shot his gun into the ceiling again.

“6 bullets left,” I thought. “There are 7 people in the room. He can’t win this battle!” I motioned for everyone to get up and continue their daily business.

“Do not fear, people of Liquid City. Your savior is here!” I turned to the robber. “Put your weapon down, or I will have to use lethal force!” I turned on my mp3 player and started blasting my superhero theme music. My cape rustled in the wind from the fan I had in my back pocket.

He laughed before shooting me in the leg.

“Ahhhh, bullets, my only weakness!” I fell to the ground in seething pain.

In my stupor, I pulled out my toy watergun. My vision was starting to go blurry though. I aimed at the gunman and pulled the trigger, but alas, lady luck was not on my side that day. I missed the shot!

“All hope is lost,” I whispered as I drifted out of consciousness. I woke up later in the hospital with the doctor by my side. I tugged at his lab coat, still weak from the blood loss.

“Tell me doc,” I asked him. “How long do I have left to live?”

He turned at me and shook his head.

“I don’t know why you’re here. The bullet just about missed you completely.”

I clicked the morphine button, but realized it wasn’t attached to anything.

“But I suppose you did stop the bank robbery, so I’ll let you stay as long as you like.”

I paused. How did I stop the robbery? The doc saw my confused expression.

“Yeah. The gunman slipped on your puddle of water and hit his head on the counter.”

“That was my plan all along!” I shouted. “Where is he now?”

“He’s in the next room by himself sleeping off his injury.”

“ALONE?” I yelled. I rushed past the doc, into the adjacent room. It was empty, save for a letter on the hospital bed that I picked up...

“‘We’ll meet again, Hero-Man’ - BadMan.”

“NOOOOOOOO!!!”


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Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
February 14 2014 21:45 GMT
#2
Can't wait til part 2!
Paljas
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany6926 Posts
February 14 2014 22:06 GMT
#3
not unrealistic enough
6/5
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The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
February 15 2014 01:07 GMT
#4
Brilliant.
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Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Russian Federation3631 Posts
February 15 2014 02:18 GMT
#5
so hot
?
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
February 15 2014 07:20 GMT
#6
I acquired hero-powers after being bitten by a radioactive hero.

You could also fill a plastic water-gun with acid and it would be really effective. Defendor even had wasps in jars to throw. Phoenix Jones runs around macing people. I feel like Hero-Man's arsenal needs an upgrade.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
February 15 2014 07:44 GMT
#7
On February 15 2014 16:20 ninazerg wrote:
I acquired hero-powers after being bitten by a radioactive hero.

You could also fill a plastic water-gun with acid and it would be really effective. Defendor even had wasps in jars to throw. Phoenix Jones runs around macing people. I feel like Hero-Man's arsenal needs an upgrade.


I'll give him some new equipment when I write part 2.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
jenny2
Profile Joined April 2017
44 Posts
April 11 2017 18:24 GMT
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