Right now I'm a college freshman and I'm currently stalking 4 girls I went to high school with on Facebook. Now I am well aware that there is a fine line between being complimentary and being downright creepy. Today I left these four comments on each of the girls pages...
"You're looking lovely today wonderful smile your lips are like precious rose petals" "The sunlight looks so peaceful surrounding you and kissing your hair" "Your eyes are so beautiful like oceans in paradise" "The photo is so over saturated that you resemble an angel bathed in eternal sunshine"
I've come to realize that how a girl responds to a specific comment is largely unpredictable. Usually they will be all like OMG TY ) or THATS SO SWEET OF U but sometimes they will simply block me. At which point I will understand the creepiness threshold has been crossed.
So after a few moments of reflection I decided to delete my messages. Look I'm lonely in college and I thought things would be different from high school but lots of things are still difficult for me. I want to let these girls who all go to different colleges than me know that I appreciate them but I don't want to give them a reason to block me. At least not until Halloween with all the obligatory provocative costumes pictures.
On October 18 2013 14:56 NeuroticPsychosis wrote: Now I am well aware that there is a fine line between being complimentary and being downright creepy.
The only thing worse than how creepy those Facebook comments are is how much their English is off.
"You're looking lovely today wonderful smile your lips are like precious rose petals"
That is clearly missing some punctuation.
"Your eyes are so beautiful like oceans in paradise"
If you remove 'so' it at least reads okay... with 'so' you need to modify the second half of the sentence somehow. I also think it's kind of weird to compare eyes which are very small to oceans.
"The photo is so over saturated that you resemble an angel bathed in eternal sunshine"
What does eternal sunshine look like? Also, don't you think it's a bit rude to imply: "you look like an angel, but only because the photo is over-saturated."
if you leave it on their walls, your mutual friends can see that you posted these four comments to these four girls...(possibly showing up on their newsfeed within a few minutes of each other). now they all know that you're a creeper.
You should combine all those 4 messages into a SUPER CREEPER message:
"The peaceful sunlight kissing your hair makes you resemble an over saturated angel bathing in the beautiful ocean paradise that is your eyes highlighting your wonderful smile and lips that resemble precious rose petals."
The problem is you're using the wrong sense. Those comments only show that you care about their looks. I suggest taking a nice long whiff of them when you see them in person and compliment them by saying 'you smell good'. It'll mean so much more than just a fb comment,
On October 18 2013 17:49 lichter wrote: "Girl, you smell good. Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes?" is the best compliment a woman can receive
"You're looking lovely today wonderful smile your lips are like precious rose petals" "The sunlight looks so peaceful surrounding you and kissing your hair" "Your eyes are so beautiful like oceans in paradise" "The photo is so over saturated that you resemble an angel bathed in eternal sunshine"
There has to be some joke about lotion and buckets here... Jesus ass-eating Christ...
On October 18 2013 17:49 lichter wrote: "Girl, you smell good. Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes?" is the best compliment a woman can receive
DUDE Those comments are madness. I used to be like that and always comment on girls so over exaggerated but they never where that bad, also i would never put them in a public place. Private message them those things would be a bit better, because not only is it embarrassing for you when your friends see those comments on their pics, but also the girls themselves. I suggest IM them these comments and see if any reply back
On October 18 2013 14:56 NeuroticPsychosis wrote: Now I am well aware that there is a fine line between being complimentary and being downright creepy.
Now all you need to do is become aware of which side you're actually on and you're all set!
To be honest I'd be quite creeped out already if I received a notification that some one posted on my wall... and then it didn't exist. But you're going about it all wrong. Take lichter's advice. Trust me on this.
You're a talented poet but the words deserve more than a simple facebook wall. Bedroom walls are much more intimate, and if you can do it in blood (preferably a nearby pet) some crimson calligraphy will really set that romantic mood you're after.
Best combination of title and OP name in a while. Expected creepiness and OP delivered.
Now that you are exploring the depths and boundaries of creepiness (creepitude), I would like you to quantify creepiness levels based on word choice, message length, and other variables. You can also carry this study into physical, in-person interactions. Then devise a creepiness threshold, (or it will likely be a threshold range, with a moving average depending on subject), based on what level of creepitude an interaction can contain before crossing the threshold and becoming "creepy."
Lol serious... im pretty sure that im being trolled, but in the odd chance that im not: look, im sure most ppl have posted or told something stupid to a girl they like. But like a poster before said: 1. dont delete the comments, either u post them or reflect beforehand and not post at all. 2. Dont post on public wall. Either tell them in person or if you have to PM them...
Ive told girls "your eyes are beautiful" aswell and usually receive good comments. How to do it? 1. Preferably RL in private or semi private conditions. PM can be fine. 2. Have the balls to say it with confidence. Girls dont like guys without balls. So even if you posted/did/said somethin stupid, just shrug it off and dont take it back/delete comment.
Don't listen to those who doubt you, OP. You are a peerless poet of passionate perfection.
People here don't understand the true emotional impact of your words. They can't comprehend the beauty you reveal with every sentence. They are but neophytes in the presence of your romantic prowess.
What others call creepy, I call an elevation above the brutish courtship rituals of our current day and age.
So, write on, you great stallion! You are an inspiration, and in the words of a great man, "Your writing is lovely today wonderful blog your words are like precious wisdom pearls".
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) or THATS SO SWEET OF U but sometimes they will simply block me. At which point I will understand the creepiness threshold has been crossed. 
