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TheSwedishFan
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
Sweden608 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-08 23:34:14
October 08 2013 23:33 GMT
#1
Im gonna get me a stoma! My doctor is pretty much tired of having me around all day so she said that i'm gonna get a stoma. I'm sure i'm gonna rock that stoma like no other. I'm gonna be the reason why all the single ladies will fake a stomach disease just so they can have one of their own. Then me and all the single ladies can link up our stomas and connect in a way never recorded in history. It'll be so awesome. All the couples will be so jelous. Holy stoma shit it's going to be the best moment i the history of mankind. The end.
Copyright TheSwedishFan.
In memory of all the single ladies with no stomas.

*****
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catplanetcatplanet
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
3834 Posts
October 08 2013 23:38 GMT
#2
DELICIOUS

pls don't die kk
I think it's finally time to admit it might not be the year of Pet
TheSwedishFan
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
Sweden608 Posts
October 09 2013 00:04 GMT
#3
[image loading]
Here is a model i made that demonstrates how everything will work. Hope it makes more sence now.
"Suck it" - Kennigit 2012
Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
October 09 2013 00:14 GMT
#4
Ah stomas.. that takes me back to a worse time.
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Former Stoma site

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Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
October 09 2013 01:27 GMT
#5
Wasn't there a Strokes song called Stoma?
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
Meadowlark
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States349 Posts
October 09 2013 01:47 GMT
#6
On October 09 2013 10:27 Jerubaal wrote:
Wasn't there a Strokes song called Stoma?

You're thinking of soma. As in the drug from Brave New World.
''Three bottles of Monster in a day; I'm pumped as fuck." -Stephano
RoyGBiv_13
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1275 Posts
October 09 2013 03:01 GMT
#7
Is that some Jokewood?
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
MtlGuitarist97
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1539 Posts
October 09 2013 10:27 GMT
#8
I can't be the only one that had to google what a stoma is...
HaRuHi
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
1220 Posts
October 09 2013 14:32 GMT
#9
On October 09 2013 19:27 MtlGuitarist97 wrote:
I can't be the only one that had to google what a stoma is...


You were not.
English is my second language though, kekeke.
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
October 09 2013 14:35 GMT
#10
I googled stoma

I regret it.
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
ulan-bat
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
China403 Posts
October 09 2013 15:22 GMT
#11
Modern pouching systems enable most individuals to resume normal activities and lifestyles after surgery, often with no outward physical evidence of the stoma or its pouching system.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoma_(medicine)

Good luck!
"Short games, shorts, summer weather, those things bring the heat!" - EG.iNcontroL
Bereft
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1007 Posts
October 09 2013 21:48 GMT
#12
is it weird that I'd never heard of this before?

that being said, I admire your lighthearted take towards it -- good luck!!
TheSwedishFan
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
Sweden608 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-10 09:16:01
October 10 2013 06:30 GMT
#13
On October 09 2013 23:35 lichter wrote:
I googled stoma

I regret it.

Thanks that's really kind of you.

In my case i'll get a Kock pouch. I'm really bad at explaining things so i'll just paste some information.

"The Kock Pouch is an example of a continent ileostomy, so called because the contents of the small intestine stay within the body until the patient decides to empty it. The Kock pouch consists of a reservoir constructed from the small intestine, and a nipple valve which keeps the contents of the reservoir inside the body, and permits entry of an external catheter to drain the pouch when desired.
The catheter is a simple hollow plastic tube. It is inserted about 5 inches into the stoma, and the contents of the reservoir come out on their own. Immediately after surgery the pouch is emptied about every three hours, because the reservoir is small. But following the surgery it grows in size until it can be emptied only 3 or 4 times a day, approximately 2 months after surgery. In the absence of late night meals, it is rare to have to get up at night to empty. This is in contrast to some of the alternative surgeries such as the J pouch, where night time emptyings are generally necessary. In between emptyings, the stoma is covered with a piece of gauze to absorb the mucus coming from it. The stoma is typically about 1/2 inch in diameter."- source http://alumnus.caltech.edu/~pls/kock/

It's not really a stoma. It's more a reservoar inside the body. So i dont have to deal with a bag hanging from my stomach. There will be a hole in the stomach that is covered with a bandage.

Here's a picture of what it'll hopefully look like
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


That being said. I haven't really decided if i want to go through with the operation. My doctor says it'll make my life liveable and it would increase the the quality. However, i'm not sure how i would coupe living a life where i'm referenced as "the guy with a stoma".

There is no going back if i make the call that i want a stoma.
"Suck it" - Kennigit 2012
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
October 10 2013 06:35 GMT
#14
Oh god why am I such a sucker for links

Good luck with whatever you decide man
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34501 Posts
October 10 2013 07:56 GMT
#15
Curiously, what condition led you to possibly requiring a stoma?
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TheSwedishFan
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
Sweden608 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-10 09:06:53
October 10 2013 09:05 GMT
#16
On October 10 2013 16:56 Firebolt145 wrote:
Curiously, what condition led you to possibly requiring a stoma?

I suffer from Crohns disease. My rectum is so damaged that i can barely squeeze out a shit. Recently i got a fistula that went from my rectum to my seminal vesicle. I got terrified when i had a wank and my sperm was red and filled with blood. Oh, god that image will never go away.
"Suck it" - Kennigit 2012
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34501 Posts
October 10 2013 09:15 GMT
#17
Fair enough. Haven't heard of Crohn's causing problems with the penis though.
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B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
October 10 2013 10:42 GMT
#18
I thought that a temporary stoma was possible as well...
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34501 Posts
October 10 2013 11:18 GMT
#19
On October 10 2013 19:42 B.I.G. wrote:
I thought that a temporary stoma was possible as well...

They are, but Crohn's is a lifetime condition so a temporary stoma won't really achieve anything.
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B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
October 10 2013 12:22 GMT
#20
Isn't Crohn's also the desease where you get the regular dyalisis (if that's how you spell it)? I think my friend's brother has the same ailment and lives relatively normally with medicine and aforementioned dyalisis...
MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2065 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-10 12:35:29
October 10 2013 12:35 GMT
#21
On October 10 2013 15:30 TheSwedishFan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 09 2013 23:35 lichter wrote:
I googled stoma

I regret it.

Thanks that's really kind of you.

In my case i'll get a Kock pouch. I'm really bad at explaining things so i'll just paste some information.

"The Kock Pouch is an example of a continent ileostomy, so called because the contents of the small intestine stay within the body until the patient decides to empty it. The Kock pouch consists of a reservoir constructed from the small intestine, and a nipple valve which keeps the contents of the reservoir inside the body, and permits entry of an external catheter to drain the pouch when desired.
The catheter is a simple hollow plastic tube. It is inserted about 5 inches into the stoma, and the contents of the reservoir come out on their own. Immediately after surgery the pouch is emptied about every three hours, because the reservoir is small. But following the surgery it grows in size until it can be emptied only 3 or 4 times a day, approximately 2 months after surgery. In the absence of late night meals, it is rare to have to get up at night to empty. This is in contrast to some of the alternative surgeries such as the J pouch, where night time emptyings are generally necessary. In between emptyings, the stoma is covered with a piece of gauze to absorb the mucus coming from it. The stoma is typically about 1/2 inch in diameter."- source http://alumnus.caltech.edu/~pls/kock/

It's not really a stoma. It's more a reservoar inside the body. So i dont have to deal with a bag hanging from my stomach. There will be a hole in the stomach that is covered with a bandage.

Here's a picture of what it'll hopefully look like
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]



That being said. I haven't really decided if i want to go through with the operation. My doctor says it'll make my life liveable and it would increase the the quality. However, i'm not sure how i would coupe living a life where i'm referenced as "the guy with a stoma".

There is no going back if i make the call that i want a stoma.
KOCK POUCH? LOL? I have no idea what a stoma is, like many others here. I assume it is some sort of temp fake bladder for some condition invovling a surgical procedure?
RIP SPOR 11/24/11 NEVAR FORGET
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34501 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-10 12:38:19
October 10 2013 12:36 GMT
#22
On October 10 2013 21:22 B.I.G. wrote:
Isn't Crohn's also the desease where you get the regular dyalisis (if that's how you spell it)? I think my friend's brother has the same ailment and lives relatively normally with medicine and aforementioned dyalisis...

No. Dialysis is more commonly for kidney related problems, while Crohn's affects your bowels.
Moderator
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34501 Posts
October 10 2013 12:37 GMT
#23
On October 10 2013 21:35 MarlieChurphy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2013 15:30 TheSwedishFan wrote:
On October 09 2013 23:35 lichter wrote:
I googled stoma

I regret it.

Thanks that's really kind of you.

In my case i'll get a Kock pouch. I'm really bad at explaining things so i'll just paste some information.

"The Kock Pouch is an example of a continent ileostomy, so called because the contents of the small intestine stay within the body until the patient decides to empty it. The Kock pouch consists of a reservoir constructed from the small intestine, and a nipple valve which keeps the contents of the reservoir inside the body, and permits entry of an external catheter to drain the pouch when desired.
The catheter is a simple hollow plastic tube. It is inserted about 5 inches into the stoma, and the contents of the reservoir come out on their own. Immediately after surgery the pouch is emptied about every three hours, because the reservoir is small. But following the surgery it grows in size until it can be emptied only 3 or 4 times a day, approximately 2 months after surgery. In the absence of late night meals, it is rare to have to get up at night to empty. This is in contrast to some of the alternative surgeries such as the J pouch, where night time emptyings are generally necessary. In between emptyings, the stoma is covered with a piece of gauze to absorb the mucus coming from it. The stoma is typically about 1/2 inch in diameter."- source http://alumnus.caltech.edu/~pls/kock/

It's not really a stoma. It's more a reservoar inside the body. So i dont have to deal with a bag hanging from my stomach. There will be a hole in the stomach that is covered with a bandage.

Here's a picture of what it'll hopefully look like
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]



That being said. I haven't really decided if i want to go through with the operation. My doctor says it'll make my life liveable and it would increase the the quality. However, i'm not sure how i would coupe living a life where i'm referenced as "the guy with a stoma".

There is no going back if i make the call that i want a stoma.
KOCK POUCH? LOL? I have no idea what a stoma is, like many others here. I assume it is some sort of temp fake bladder for some condition invovling a surgical procedure?

Sometimes temporary, sometimes permanent. It's not for the bladder, it's for the rectum.

Simplified, they cut a hole in your abdomen, disconnect your intestine from your anus and connect it to the hole. Faeces then exit through that hole instead of your anus.
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MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2065 Posts
October 10 2013 13:12 GMT
#24
On October 10 2013 21:37 Firebolt145 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2013 21:35 MarlieChurphy wrote:
On October 10 2013 15:30 TheSwedishFan wrote:
On October 09 2013 23:35 lichter wrote:
I googled stoma

I regret it.

Thanks that's really kind of you.

In my case i'll get a Kock pouch. I'm really bad at explaining things so i'll just paste some information.

"The Kock Pouch is an example of a continent ileostomy, so called because the contents of the small intestine stay within the body until the patient decides to empty it. The Kock pouch consists of a reservoir constructed from the small intestine, and a nipple valve which keeps the contents of the reservoir inside the body, and permits entry of an external catheter to drain the pouch when desired.
The catheter is a simple hollow plastic tube. It is inserted about 5 inches into the stoma, and the contents of the reservoir come out on their own. Immediately after surgery the pouch is emptied about every three hours, because the reservoir is small. But following the surgery it grows in size until it can be emptied only 3 or 4 times a day, approximately 2 months after surgery. In the absence of late night meals, it is rare to have to get up at night to empty. This is in contrast to some of the alternative surgeries such as the J pouch, where night time emptyings are generally necessary. In between emptyings, the stoma is covered with a piece of gauze to absorb the mucus coming from it. The stoma is typically about 1/2 inch in diameter."- source http://alumnus.caltech.edu/~pls/kock/

It's not really a stoma. It's more a reservoar inside the body. So i dont have to deal with a bag hanging from my stomach. There will be a hole in the stomach that is covered with a bandage.

Here's a picture of what it'll hopefully look like
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]



That being said. I haven't really decided if i want to go through with the operation. My doctor says it'll make my life liveable and it would increase the the quality. However, i'm not sure how i would coupe living a life where i'm referenced as "the guy with a stoma".

There is no going back if i make the call that i want a stoma.
KOCK POUCH? LOL? I have no idea what a stoma is, like many others here. I assume it is some sort of temp fake bladder for some condition invovling a surgical procedure?

Sometimes temporary, sometimes permanent. It's not for the bladder, it's for the rectum.

Simplified, they cut a hole in your abdomen, disconnect your intestine from your anus and connect it to the hole. Faeces then exit through that hole instead of your anus.


So like, would your ass become weak and dried out? Do you fart out the hole too? Say your gf had a stoma, would anal be more acceptable since no mistakes could happen?
RIP SPOR 11/24/11 NEVAR FORGET
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34501 Posts
October 10 2013 13:22 GMT
#25
Are you drunk CM
Moderator
ulan-bat
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
China403 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-10 13:33:59
October 10 2013 13:33 GMT
#26
On October 10 2013 22:12 MarlieChurphy wrote:
So like, would your ass become weak and dried out? Do you fart out the hole too? Say your gf had a stoma, would anal be more acceptable since no mistakes could happen?

About the farts, yes it seems: http://www.crohnsforum.com/showthread.php?t=11911

Couldn't find answers to tour other questions.
"Short games, shorts, summer weather, those things bring the heat!" - EG.iNcontroL
Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-10 14:21:56
October 10 2013 14:19 GMT
#27
Having had an ileostomy and a stoma for roughly 5 months, I can say that that time of my life was really shitty. I had an exterior bag and an allergic reaction to whatever the antibacterial wipe was. The nurses thought it was a reaction to the bag adhesive so I had to try a ton of different bags which was really annoying. Moreover, because my skin was reacting lots of bumps had formed on the surface and made it difficult for the bag to stick. With that said, before the allergic reaction happened (~2 weeks) not having the symptoms of an IBD (I had ulcerative colitis) was actually incredible and the bag gave you complete flexibility over things that were previously incredibly inflexible.

That said, I'd do it all over again if I had to because life post-colon is amazing. Granted, we're not in the same boat because Crohns is more of a bastard than UC, but in the almost 2 years I've had a J-pouch it's been incredible. It's really difficult to put into words how much better my life is from when I was sick to life without a colon. Colons can be super annoying but my pouch has never once been a pain.
On October 10 2013 22:12 MarlieChurphy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2013 21:37 Firebolt145 wrote:
On October 10 2013 21:35 MarlieChurphy wrote:
On October 10 2013 15:30 TheSwedishFan wrote:
On October 09 2013 23:35 lichter wrote:
I googled stoma

I regret it.

Thanks that's really kind of you.

In my case i'll get a Kock pouch. I'm really bad at explaining things so i'll just paste some information.

"The Kock Pouch is an example of a continent ileostomy, so called because the contents of the small intestine stay within the body until the patient decides to empty it. The Kock pouch consists of a reservoir constructed from the small intestine, and a nipple valve which keeps the contents of the reservoir inside the body, and permits entry of an external catheter to drain the pouch when desired.
The catheter is a simple hollow plastic tube. It is inserted about 5 inches into the stoma, and the contents of the reservoir come out on their own. Immediately after surgery the pouch is emptied about every three hours, because the reservoir is small. But following the surgery it grows in size until it can be emptied only 3 or 4 times a day, approximately 2 months after surgery. In the absence of late night meals, it is rare to have to get up at night to empty. This is in contrast to some of the alternative surgeries such as the J pouch, where night time emptyings are generally necessary. In between emptyings, the stoma is covered with a piece of gauze to absorb the mucus coming from it. The stoma is typically about 1/2 inch in diameter."- source http://alumnus.caltech.edu/~pls/kock/

It's not really a stoma. It's more a reservoar inside the body. So i dont have to deal with a bag hanging from my stomach. There will be a hole in the stomach that is covered with a bandage.

Here's a picture of what it'll hopefully look like
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]



That being said. I haven't really decided if i want to go through with the operation. My doctor says it'll make my life liveable and it would increase the the quality. However, i'm not sure how i would coupe living a life where i'm referenced as "the guy with a stoma".

There is no going back if i make the call that i want a stoma.
KOCK POUCH? LOL? I have no idea what a stoma is, like many others here. I assume it is some sort of temp fake bladder for some condition invovling a surgical procedure?

Sometimes temporary, sometimes permanent. It's not for the bladder, it's for the rectum.

Simplified, they cut a hole in your abdomen, disconnect your intestine from your anus and connect it to the hole. Faeces then exit through that hole instead of your anus.


So like, would your ass become weak and dried out? Do you fart out the hole too? Say your gf had a stoma, would anal be more acceptable since no mistakes could happen?

Ass doesn't become weak or dried out. The rectal stump still produces mucus so sometimes you have to take a mucus shit. Anal with a stump is a no-go. The end of the stump is stapled together and if that breaks then thats unbelievably bad.
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TheSwedishFan
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
Sweden608 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-13 13:00:04
October 13 2013 12:47 GMT
#28
On October 10 2013 23:19 Plexa wrote:
Having had an ileostomy and a stoma for roughly 5 months, I can say that that time of my life was really shitty. I had an exterior bag and an allergic reaction to whatever the antibacterial wipe was. The nurses thought it was a reaction to the bag adhesive so I had to try a ton of different bags which was really annoying. Moreover, because my skin was reacting lots of bumps had formed on the surface and made it difficult for the bag to stick. With that said, before the allergic reaction happened (~2 weeks) not having the symptoms of an IBD (I had ulcerative colitis) was actually incredible and the bag gave you complete flexibility over things that were previously incredibly inflexible.

That said, I'd do it all over again if I had to because life post-colon is amazing. Granted, we're not in the same boat because Crohns is more of a bastard than UC, but in the almost 2 years I've had a J-pouch it's been incredible. It's really difficult to put into words how much better my life is from when I was sick to life without a colon. Colons can be super annoying but my pouch has never once been a pain.

I got my symptoms first when i was 15. Now almost 10 years later i'm pretty tired of this shit. In the beginning it wasn't that bad. My ass only hurt like hell and i had some fevers. However, as time went by scar tissue started to build up and that make my rectum really tight and i got more and more cramps. The last year have been a total hell.
Right now it's really tempting to just say fuck it and get rid of both my rectum and my colon. The only thing that is stopping me is the fear that i will be seen as some type of gross thing with a hole in my stomach.
How did the people around you react to you having a bag on your stomach?
Did you try to hide it?
"Suck it" - Kennigit 2012
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
October 13 2013 13:33 GMT
#29
That sucks man. I wish you the best Stoma.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
October 13 2013 15:58 GMT
#30
On October 13 2013 21:47 TheSwedishFan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2013 23:19 Plexa wrote:
Having had an ileostomy and a stoma for roughly 5 months, I can say that that time of my life was really shitty. I had an exterior bag and an allergic reaction to whatever the antibacterial wipe was. The nurses thought it was a reaction to the bag adhesive so I had to try a ton of different bags which was really annoying. Moreover, because my skin was reacting lots of bumps had formed on the surface and made it difficult for the bag to stick. With that said, before the allergic reaction happened (~2 weeks) not having the symptoms of an IBD (I had ulcerative colitis) was actually incredible and the bag gave you complete flexibility over things that were previously incredibly inflexible.

That said, I'd do it all over again if I had to because life post-colon is amazing. Granted, we're not in the same boat because Crohns is more of a bastard than UC, but in the almost 2 years I've had a J-pouch it's been incredible. It's really difficult to put into words how much better my life is from when I was sick to life without a colon. Colons can be super annoying but my pouch has never once been a pain.

I got my symptoms first when i was 15. Now almost 10 years later i'm pretty tired of this shit. In the beginning it wasn't that bad. My ass only hurt like hell and i had some fevers. However, as time went by scar tissue started to build up and that make my rectum really tight and i got more and more cramps. The last year have been a total hell.
Right now it's really tempting to just say fuck it and get rid of both my rectum and my colon. The only thing that is stopping me is the fear that i will be seen as some type of gross thing with a hole in my stomach.
How did the people around you react to you having a bag on your stomach?
Did you try to hide it?

Hah yeah man I know what you mean. My symptoms first started when I was 19 and they were pretty mild and weren't given me too much problem. Although my gf got pretty annoyed when I'd have to run off in pain to the toilet haha. Things steadily got worse for me until I was just shitting blood everywhere and my gf forced me (back) into hospital where I continued to deteriorate. Up until that point I had been debating about whether or not to have the operation, my doctor had advised me to do it (after initial treatments fail its the go to treatment for UC patients because its curative, unlike Crohns) but losing a colon sounded really weird and made me really uneasy. The bag was also scaring me a lot because it seemed really annoying. The only reason I had the operation when I went into hospital was because the doctors basically said if you don't get it you're doing to die -- that made the decision pretty simple rofl.

This is what I experienced with the bag:
- Your confidence is going to take a hit.
For the first few weeks I felt inhuman with the stoma. Living with one takes some time to get used to; not necessarily in terms of the mechanics, but just being mentally okay with having one. I don't think I ever truly accepted the stoma probably in part to my allergic reaction and the fact that I knew it was only a temporary thing. You'll be paranoid that the bag will come off or start peeling away, getting over that paranoia takes some time.

- It's not noticeable.
About 6 weeks after my operation I was back tutoring/teaching at university and no one could notice it -- aside from the times it would make noise (they're really noisy rofl) but even then it just sounds like you're really hungry hah. The bags are very good at concealing any odor, until they're opened of course. The people I did explain it to never saw me as some kind of freak, as far as I could tell, rather they seemed to be genuinely concerned!

- It doesn't stop you doing things.
Things may take a little more preparation but there isn't anything that you can't do.

- Sleeping was annoying.
I sleep on my side, but with the bag I felt uncomfortable lying on my side for a long periods of time so slept on my back. That was annoying. The bag will hold during the night and will more or less stay attached assuming its not nearing the end of it's life (2-3 days was normal for me) and while my skin was normal, it never came off despite me being paranoid that it would. Only when my skin was reacting and I couldn't get a proper stick in the first place did things start to peel.

- The people around me were supportive.
Not all of them were totally comfortable seeing my ileum (my girlfriend included) but that didn't stop them being supportive. After you get past a few training bags (which are partially see through) the bags are opaque and only you will see the stoma (and stoma nurses). Thus no one has to see if it they don't want to. Even my friend who faints when she sees blood was supportive haha. As I was already in a long term relationship there wasn't any issue for my gf, she was just relieved to not have to deal with the UC symptoms anymore.

There was another person on TL who had the operation before me and I was fortunate enough to hear of his experiences. I believe his experiences are rather similar to what I've presented. However, unlike me he was single, and the bag had really taken a lot out of his confidence. This stopped him from even pursuing any relationships until he had a pouch surgery. All I'm trying to say here is that the biggest challenge with the bag is entirely mental. There's no limits with a bag except those you place yourself. Mentally accepting it isn't easy, but once it's done I'm sure things will be fine.

If you are going for a pouch surgery (sounded like you're going for a K-pouch? I have a J-pouch!) then the bag is just a transitional step between IBD ruining your life (yeah, it's ruining it -- but you'll only realise that once the symptoms have subsided) and a better life. Assuming the pouch functions well it will be a massive improvement and will make any problems with the bag worth it.
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Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2065 Posts
October 24 2013 10:45 GMT
#31
On October 10 2013 22:33 ulan-bat wrote:
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On October 10 2013 22:12 MarlieChurphy wrote:
So like, would your ass become weak and dried out? Do you fart out the hole too? Say your gf had a stoma, would anal be more acceptable since no mistakes could happen?

About the farts, yes it seems: http://www.crohnsforum.com/showthread.php?t=11911

Couldn't find answers to tour other questions.



On October 10 2013 23:19 Plexa wrote:
Having had an ileostomy and a stoma for roughly 5 months, I can say that that time of my life was really shitty. I had an exterior bag and an allergic reaction to whatever the antibacterial wipe was. The nurses thought it was a reaction to the bag adhesive so I had to try a ton of different bags which was really annoying. Moreover, because my skin was reacting lots of bumps had formed on the surface and made it difficult for the bag to stick. With that said, before the allergic reaction happened (~2 weeks) not having the symptoms of an IBD (I had ulcerative colitis) was actually incredible and the bag gave you complete flexibility over things that were previously incredibly inflexible.

That said, I'd do it all over again if I had to because life post-colon is amazing. Granted, we're not in the same boat because Crohns is more of a bastard than UC, but in the almost 2 years I've had a J-pouch it's been incredible. It's really difficult to put into words how much better my life is from when I was sick to life without a colon. Colons can be super annoying but my pouch has never once been a pain.
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On October 10 2013 22:12 MarlieChurphy wrote:
On October 10 2013 21:37 Firebolt145 wrote:
On October 10 2013 21:35 MarlieChurphy wrote:
On October 10 2013 15:30 TheSwedishFan wrote:
On October 09 2013 23:35 lichter wrote:
I googled stoma

I regret it.

Thanks that's really kind of you.

In my case i'll get a Kock pouch. I'm really bad at explaining things so i'll just paste some information.

"The Kock Pouch is an example of a continent ileostomy, so called because the contents of the small intestine stay within the body until the patient decides to empty it. The Kock pouch consists of a reservoir constructed from the small intestine, and a nipple valve which keeps the contents of the reservoir inside the body, and permits entry of an external catheter to drain the pouch when desired.
The catheter is a simple hollow plastic tube. It is inserted about 5 inches into the stoma, and the contents of the reservoir come out on their own. Immediately after surgery the pouch is emptied about every three hours, because the reservoir is small. But following the surgery it grows in size until it can be emptied only 3 or 4 times a day, approximately 2 months after surgery. In the absence of late night meals, it is rare to have to get up at night to empty. This is in contrast to some of the alternative surgeries such as the J pouch, where night time emptyings are generally necessary. In between emptyings, the stoma is covered with a piece of gauze to absorb the mucus coming from it. The stoma is typically about 1/2 inch in diameter."- source http://alumnus.caltech.edu/~pls/kock/

It's not really a stoma. It's more a reservoar inside the body. So i dont have to deal with a bag hanging from my stomach. There will be a hole in the stomach that is covered with a bandage.

Here's a picture of what it'll hopefully look like
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That being said. I haven't really decided if i want to go through with the operation. My doctor says it'll make my life liveable and it would increase the the quality. However, i'm not sure how i would coupe living a life where i'm referenced as "the guy with a stoma".

There is no going back if i make the call that i want a stoma.
KOCK POUCH? LOL? I have no idea what a stoma is, like many others here. I assume it is some sort of temp fake bladder for some condition invovling a surgical procedure?

Sometimes temporary, sometimes permanent. It's not for the bladder, it's for the rectum.

Simplified, they cut a hole in your abdomen, disconnect your intestine from your anus and connect it to the hole. Faeces then exit through that hole instead of your anus.


So like, would your ass become weak and dried out? Do you fart out the hole too? Say your gf had a stoma, would anal be more acceptable since no mistakes could happen?

Ass doesn't become weak or dried out. The rectal stump still produces mucus so sometimes you have to take a mucus shit. Anal with a stump is a no-go. The end of the stump is stapled together and if that breaks then thats unbelievably bad.



Very enlightening.
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Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
October 24 2013 23:57 GMT
#32
It's probably worth adding that as I was always going to have a temporary ileostomy that they left the rectal stump in place as they planned to build a pouch and connect everything back up. Permanent ileostomies will sew your ass shut. People who have had that done often report needing to take a "phantom dump" similar to how people who lose limbs can sometimes feel "phantom limbs" attached to them.
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