EPTHello, Everyone!
Er, hi
Time for another post. This one is to introduce the gaming team compised of TLO's and Ret's mods: We Like Cookies!
Who? What?
As a bunch of Starcraft fans that share the other common interest in a reasonably Troll-free chat, we set up a team so we can play with each other and against other people!
Okay, so who's playing?
Introducing the Cookies! Each comes with our level, race, and a brief description of the person! Real? Fake? YOU DEDICE!
I know it's lacking pictures of people, but getting people to agree to what picture(s) to use is about... the most frustrating thing of all time.
You can have one of me
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/WQa45jM.jpg)
This is how you drive a car, right?
Anyway...
Gowerly
I am Gowerly, I am the team leader of team Cookies. I play Random in Platinum League this season so far and I personally think that Onesies are humankind's greatest creation. I once entered a Table Tennis competition, but required hospitalisation half way through.
Webby
Webby plays Zerg in Master League. He is a fulltime student and Baus and yesterday played football (soccer, the one with a ball) for 2 whole minutes before being kicked in the face and requiring stitches. The following day, returning to play again, he dislocates his shoulder. I am amazed that he made it through i48 without needing surgery.
Millord
Millord plays Zerg in Master League, also. He has an allergy to Protoss and breaks out in losses and sadness whenever he plays against one. He also lives entirely on steak. Literally, on one.
Yapamilias
Yapamilias plays Zerg in Diamond League. He is TLO's sports psychologist and he once nursed a puppy back to health using only the dew from the leaves on the trees in spring.
Schlumpfine
Schlumpfine finally made an escape from Gargamel and a village populated entirely by guys to join us and now plays Terran in some league, mainly playing unranked. I think she's Plat/Diamond. She loves nutella and has expressed desire to live in a house made entirely of it.
Adol
Adol plays Zerg in Diamond League. He has a strong rivalry with Webby. So much so that they had a cookie eating competition that ended with Adol eating so many cookies that the energy released tore a hole in the fabric of time itself. He now gets his Zerg strategies straight from 1748.
Mad_One
Mad_One will introduce himself: "Hello I am Mad_One and I am terrible". Thanks, Mad_One. He plays Terran in Silver League. He took a lot of pictures of us at DreamHack. Like so many you would not believe.
Grim_Leaper
Grim_Leaper plays Protoss around the Diamond league (although in NA so is EU bronze lololololololololoool) and is the creator of liquidbot, so if you have been banned by it, please address your concerns to him. He cares, he really does. Can you feel it? Can you feel the caring? It's all over you. He reached for the stars until he realised it was a firework and it blew up in his hand. Fun fact! Grim_Leaper is an anagram of Grape R Lime. This shows how skewed his perception of reality is.
Mahogany
Mahogany is a Protoss/Terran Diamond league player. Mahogany had a falling out with a really old, talking rat once. This has lead to him chasing around and trying to eat a bunch of reptiles that are going through puberty. Alas, they kick the crap out of him every time. It hasn't stopped him creating his own clan based around feet, though. He's strange, whatever.
Tetsuo
Tetsuo is a Protoss player currently in Silver league. If, at any point, he plays a game that does not involve Dark Templar, the world will end. For that reason we ask that if you play against him, please wait at least 10 minutes before killing him. Thank you.
Okay, so what?
Well, basically, we're always looking for opponents. We have recently participated in a showmatch against Leipzig E-sports.
If you feel that you have what it takes to beat us (which, let's face it, you probably have) and you have a bunch of players and want to have fun and have some streamed games, throw me a line on Twitter or on here and I'm sure we can arrange something.
We're looking to enter a clan war or two, so any kind of practice will be good for us <3
What would I/we get out of it?
Well,
- My unending appreciation
- Possibly some cookies.
- FAME! All of the <insert preference of partner here>s would be all over you.
- Potential cookies.
- Tournament level practice yo. We're professionals over here
- Did I mention the chance of cookies?
So, I look forward to maybe hearing from one of you at some point in the near future.
