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Food Porn!: Jalapeño Burgers

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kierpanda
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States757 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-06 05:55:09
February 06 2013 02:08 GMT
#1
Hello TL!

I made jalapeño burgers this week! My intention was that they are suppose to look like the Horadric Hamburger from Diablo 3.

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D: They sorta maybe do?

INGREDIENTS

  • salt
  • pepper
  • 4 teaspoons of olive oil (one per batch of burgers)
  • 1 teaspoon of cayenne pepper (add more if you want more heat)
  • 1 tablespoon of worcestershire sauce
  • 2 jalapeño peppers, diced (reserve some slices to place on top of the burger patties)
  • 2 lb of ground beef (I'm using 90/10 beef; if you use 85/15 beef, use less oil when you begin to grill
  • the patties)
  • 1/4 of a red onion, cut into slices
  • 1 steak tomato, cut into slices
  • 8 lettuce leaves
  • 4 hamburger buns
  • OPTIONAL: ketchup


PROCEDURE
Prep work will take about 20 minutes. Total cook time will be about 10 minutes per burger (~40 minutes total assuming you're cooking 2 patties at a time). This recipe will make 4 servings.

Calories per serving: ~540 calories (without ketchup, and using 90/10 beef)

  1. Place ground beef in a bowl. Season with salt, pepper, and cayenne.
  2. Add in your worcestershire sauce.
  3. Add in your diced jalapeño peppers and combine with the meat.
  4. Take palm sized balls of meat from your bowl. Shape them into burgers. Try to get a consistent size for all of the patties.

  5. Heat a large skillet on high heat and add olive oil.
  6. Cook your burgers (try not to over crowd your skillet) for about 4-5 minutes* on each side, or until the burger begins to bleed a little bit. Do not flip your burgers more than twice.
  7. Remove your burgers and set aside to rest for about 2-3 minutes.
    *4 minutes per side should yield medium-rare burgers.

  8. Build your burger: place 1 hamburger patty on a bun.
  9. OPTIONAL: Add ketchup.
  10. Then, place your lettuce, tomato and onion on top of the first patty.
  11. Follow with another patty and lettuce, tomato, and onion on top of the second.
  12. Finish by placing the other half of the bun on top.
  13. Eat!



Om nom nom nom...

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Divine-Sneaker
Profile Joined August 2010
Denmark1225 Posts
February 06 2013 02:30 GMT
#2
What I don't get is how people eat burgers that are double stacked like that.

Looks good though. Jalapeños are fucking delicious.
IcedBacon
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada906 Posts
February 06 2013 02:39 GMT
#3
Yeah as delicious as it might look I'm always reluctant to eat anything that could get very messy, very quick.
"I went Zerg because Artosis is a douchebag." -IdrA
kierpanda
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States757 Posts
February 06 2013 03:03 GMT
#4
On February 06 2013 11:30 Divine-Sneaker wrote:
What I don't get is how people eat burgers that are double stacked like that.

Looks good though. Jalapeños are fucking delicious.


Need to squish the burger down, I guess!
I cook things! :3 | Twitter: @kierpanda | www.eatgamelive.com
sorrowptoss
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Canada1431 Posts
February 06 2013 03:09 GMT
#5
On February 06 2013 11:30 Divine-Sneaker wrote:
What I don't get is how people eat burgers that are double stacked like that.

Looks good though. Jalapeños are fucking delicious.

You need to train your jaw muscles: flex, stretch and strengthening. You never know when a 2/3 story burger is headed to your mouth, so you must prepare for the day...

Anyhow, manliest burger I've seen in 2013
jvo
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States122 Posts
February 06 2013 04:36 GMT
#6
On February 06 2013 12:09 sorrowptoss wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2013 11:30 Divine-Sneaker wrote:
What I don't get is how people eat burgers that are double stacked like that.

Looks good though. Jalapeños are fucking delicious.

You need to train your jaw muscles: flex, stretch and strengthening. You never know when a 2/3 story burger is headed to your mouth, so you must prepare for the day...

Anyhow, manliest burger I've seen in 2013


You also never know when another huge object would be headed to your mouth
seiferoth10
Profile Joined May 2010
3362 Posts
February 06 2013 05:11 GMT
#7
One solid slice of red onion? Man, that's gonna clear your sinuses.
Arisen
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2382 Posts
February 06 2013 05:19 GMT
#8
You should probably make a note about resting the meat, one of the biggest mistakes by beginner cooks imo
"If you're not angry, you're not paying attention"
kierpanda
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States757 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-06 05:54:37
February 06 2013 05:54 GMT
#9
On February 06 2013 14:11 seiferoth10 wrote:
One solid slice of red onion? Man, that's gonna clear your sinuses.

Hahaha it does!
I actually took out the onion after I finished taking the photos.

The reason I cut them so thick was to match what the actual horadric hamburger looks like in-game. Cartoony and super chunky slices of veggie. WOULD NOT SUGGEST GIGANTIC SLICES!

On February 06 2013 14:19 Arisen wrote:
You should probably make a note about resting the meat, one of the biggest mistakes by beginner cooks imo


yes, thanks! I'll add it to the main post.
I cook things! :3 | Twitter: @kierpanda | www.eatgamelive.com
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
February 06 2013 11:30 GMT
#10
Optional Ketchup should be mandatory imo :3

These look wonderful though, can i ask how hot they are? I know Jalapeno's can be quite fierce? How hot do they come across in the burger?
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JSH
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4109 Posts
February 06 2013 13:20 GMT
#11
oh god I love hamburgers
;_;

Very nice!
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Divine-Sneaker
Profile Joined August 2010
Denmark1225 Posts
February 06 2013 14:44 GMT
#12
Jalapeños aren't bad at all unless you belong to the grouping of people who get burnt by curry and regular old black pepper.
As for ketchup, it's really overdone in most cases. It can taste good, but also massively hide the smaller nuances that spices and other good things bring to the dish.
Tobberoth
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden6375 Posts
February 06 2013 15:31 GMT
#13
That is just way too big, jesus christ. It looks kinda cool I guess, but it's so ineffective to eat like that.
Tobberoth
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden6375 Posts
February 06 2013 15:32 GMT
#14
On February 06 2013 23:44 Divine-Sneaker wrote:
Jalapeños aren't bad at all unless you belong to the grouping of people who get burnt by curry and regular old black pepper.
As for ketchup, it's really overdone in most cases. It can taste good, but also massively hide the smaller nuances that spices and other good things bring to the dish.

Trust me dude, the hottest curries are hot as hell, try the highest level of spice in the japanese chain CoCo Curry for example. It's not "holy shit I'm going to die" strong, but it's far spicier than your run-in-the-mill jalapeño.
kierpanda
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States757 Posts
February 06 2013 18:31 GMT
#15
On February 06 2013 20:30 Pandemona wrote:
Optional Ketchup should be mandatory imo :3

These look wonderful though, can i ask how hot they are? I know Jalapeno's can be quite fierce? How hot do they come across in the burger?


:D I like ketchup, but I try to eat it in moderation. Don't want to drown the burger with ketchup~

Jalapenos aren't extremely hot, but if you're sensitive to heat, I would just wash the insides thoroughly and try to remove the white membrane inside. You'll still have some of the jalapeno taste but without the heat.

Personally, I didn't think the jalapenos were that spicy, but I have a pretty decent heat tolerance. My boyfriend thought they were pretty noticeable (he's very sensitive to spicy food).
Jalapenos in my opinion just add a very pleasant and mild heat.

If you want to make it very spicy, I suggest adding some habanero chilis.
The smaller the pepper, the spicier it is!
I cook things! :3 | Twitter: @kierpanda | www.eatgamelive.com
llIH
Profile Joined June 2011
Norway2147 Posts
February 06 2013 19:08 GMT
#16
You have so many good ideas! I have made dinner from what you have posted. Keep them coming please! :D
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
February 06 2013 19:18 GMT
#17
Thanks Panda <3

Will give them a try, i have a good heat tollerance but i always thought Jalapeno's were like the ultimate hotness xD
Would love to try this, will print it off :D

...MORE KETCHUP XD i am the kind of person who drowns things in ketchup ;_;
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Louuster
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada2869 Posts
February 06 2013 19:46 GMT
#18
If you soak your red onions in cold water for like 10 min, you'll get rid of the burning acid sensation but keep the flavor!
Kim Taek Yong fighting~
kierpanda
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States757 Posts
February 06 2013 19:54 GMT
#19
On February 07 2013 04:46 Louuster wrote:
If you soak your red onions in cold water for like 10 min, you'll get rid of the burning acid sensation but keep the flavor!


Ohh thanks for the tip :D!
I cook things! :3 | Twitter: @kierpanda | www.eatgamelive.com
snively
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States1159 Posts
February 06 2013 23:21 GMT
#20
ahaha, HOW DO YOU EAT THAT


what is worcestershire sauce?
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Brindled
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States508 Posts
February 06 2013 23:27 GMT
#21
On February 07 2013 04:46 Louuster wrote:
If you soak your red onions in cold water for like 10 min, you'll get rid of the burning acid sensation but keep the flavor!

Wow, very useful tip. Thanks for sharing! Does it work for other onions too?

Kier, another great food blog that induces hunger in my stomach. 5s.

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dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
February 07 2013 00:29 GMT
#22
horadric hamburger, love it!
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
February 07 2013 00:49 GMT
#23
That's one tall burger!
Brosy
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States254 Posts
February 07 2013 01:11 GMT
#24
Gotta go to the store tomorrow for some jalapenos. Will definitely be making this for dinner tomorrow!!
kierpanda
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States757 Posts
February 07 2013 01:11 GMT
#25
On February 07 2013 08:21 snively wrote:
ahaha, HOW DO YOU EAT THAT


what is worcestershire sauce?


Very carefully!

Worcestershire sauce is used to add flavor to beef. It's typically made of garlic, vinegar, molasses + tamarind, anchovies, cloves shallots and sugar. It has a pretty distinct flavor. It's also kind of salty too. :0
I cook things! :3 | Twitter: @kierpanda | www.eatgamelive.com
LeeDawg
Profile Joined April 2012
United States1306 Posts
February 07 2013 01:56 GMT
#26
my dad makes what he calls "surprise" burgers. there is a fucking jalapeño popper INSIDE the burger meat. it's amazing. reminds me of this.
:-)
Vanadium
Profile Joined December 2012
481 Posts
February 07 2013 02:08 GMT
#27
Oh, wow this look so good. I tried out your Jack Daniels infused burger, and it was absolutely delicious, so I will definitely be trying this out too! :D

Plus, I put jalapeños on my burgers already to make them tastier. :3
kierpanda
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States757 Posts
February 07 2013 05:03 GMT
#28
On February 07 2013 10:56 LeeDawg wrote:
my dad makes what he calls "surprise" burgers. there is a fucking jalapeño popper INSIDE the burger meat. it's amazing. reminds me of this.


Oh man, that sounds delicious! :D I need to try that out one day. Kudos to your dad~

On February 07 2013 11:08 Vanadium wrote:
Oh, wow this look so good. I tried out your Jack Daniels infused burger, and it was absolutely delicious, so I will definitely be trying this out too! :D

Plus, I put jalapeños on my burgers already to make them tastier. :3


Glad you enjoyed the Jack Daniels burger!

Jalapeños are awesome on so many things. :3
I cook things! :3 | Twitter: @kierpanda | www.eatgamelive.com
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
February 07 2013 08:59 GMT
#29
fml, why did I look at this thread at 4 in the morning? So hungry now
nebula.
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Sweden1431 Posts
February 07 2013 13:53 GMT
#30
and here i am with my fucking ramen
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isleyofthenorth
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Austria894 Posts
February 07 2013 21:34 GMT
#31
looks really nice. but id use fattier meat
kierpanda
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States757 Posts
February 07 2013 21:42 GMT
#32
On February 08 2013 06:34 isleyofthenorth wrote:
looks really nice. but id use fattier meat

Fat is flavor. :D
I cook things! :3 | Twitter: @kierpanda | www.eatgamelive.com
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-08 06:16:05
February 08 2013 06:15 GMT
#33
wtf, that's a dagger?

Well, it can stab my mouth any day.
kierpanda
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States757 Posts
February 08 2013 19:19 GMT
#34
On February 08 2013 15:15 EtherealDeath wrote:
wtf, that's a dagger?

Well, it can stab my mouth any day.


It apparently is a dagger.
My DH can't use the real horadric hamburger ):
I cook things! :3 | Twitter: @kierpanda | www.eatgamelive.com
BoggieMan
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
520 Posts
February 08 2013 21:30 GMT
#35
haha, homemade burgers are always towers of food.
kierpanda
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States757 Posts
February 09 2013 00:35 GMT
#36
@_@ so Diablo featured me on their twitterand facebook page today. pretty overwhelmed! omg!

Didn't think I'd get posted, but woohoo :D <3
I cook things! :3 | Twitter: @kierpanda | www.eatgamelive.com
snively
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States1159 Posts
February 09 2013 16:47 GMT
#37
On February 09 2013 09:35 kierpanda wrote:
@_@ so Diablo featured me on their twitterand facebook page today. pretty overwhelmed! omg!

Didn't think I'd get posted, but woohoo :D <3

oh wow THATS SO AWESOME :DDDD
My religion is Starcraft
kierpanda
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States757 Posts
February 09 2013 20:24 GMT
#38
On February 10 2013 01:47 snively wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 09 2013 09:35 kierpanda wrote:
@_@ so Diablo featured me on their twitterand facebook page today. pretty overwhelmed! omg!

Didn't think I'd get posted, but woohoo :D <3

oh wow THATS SO AWESOME :DDDD


I know! :D SO HAPPY WHEE. <3

Couldn't have done it without the support of TL <3
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