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fatfail
United States386 Posts
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Spiffeh
United States830 Posts
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deathly rat
United Kingdom911 Posts
On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote: Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance! Stop trying to attract "girls" and get to know one girl very well. You are also very wrong about ugly people being bad people. Also, all girls look the same after you turn out the light. | ||
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fatfail
United States386 Posts
On November 13 2012 13:26 deathly rat wrote: + Show Spoiler + On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote: Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance! Stop trying to attract "girls" and get to know one girl very well. You are also very wrong about ugly people being bad people. Also, all girls look the same after you turn out the light. Sorry it turned out badly. I'm just saying, it is not that uncommon that ugly girls resort to being rude and offensive to seek attention when they cannot gain it otherwise. | ||
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beachbeachy
United States509 Posts
On November 13 2012 13:26 deathly rat wrote: + Show Spoiler + On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote: Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance! Stop trying to attract "girls" and get to know one girl very well. You are also very wrong about ugly people being bad people. Also, all girls look the same after you turn out the light. but they might not feel the same | ||
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deathly rat
United Kingdom911 Posts
True, but every man should find this out from experience. | ||
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puppykiller
United States3126 Posts
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WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
There are a few major things that help a ton, but are easier said than done: Start working out(if you have no gym, do http://www.twohundredsitups.com/ or http://www.hundredpushups.com/), don't spend too long on the computer every day(I'd say limit it at 2 hours/day, excluding homework), pick up new interests/hobbies, and talk to people as much as you can to develop social skills. Those cover the superficial aspects of attracting people. Probably more important is your inner aspects. Work on your personality - a lot of your personality is actually breakable habits. Identify what you'd like to change, and change it. Succeed socially covers this. From your OP you sound like an asshole so I'd focus on that above the rest of it, and work on the other stuff afterwards. Anyway, that about covers it. Work on your personality, and on your appearance and you'll accomplish your goal. | ||
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fatfail
United States386 Posts
On November 13 2012 13:40 puppykiller wrote: Girls like guys with really high confidence that aren't needy in anyway, that are the leader of their social circle, and who tend to not give that much of a shit of what others think of them. You see, I don't give a shit about what others think of me most of the time. But I'm not sure I project that in the correct way. For instance, one time I pissed into the school locker room shower because it was cold outside. The other time I dropped my sandwich on the ground, I picked it up and ate it in front of many people. Are those pros or cons? | ||
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jcroisdale
United States1543 Posts
Just relax and when you find a girl you like, ask her out. | ||
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MountainDewJunkie
United States10341 Posts
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fatfail
United States386 Posts
On November 13 2012 13:48 MountainDewJunkie wrote: You are very superficial, perhaps that's one more reason you are currently an undesirable male. Please extrapolate! | ||
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jcroisdale
United States1543 Posts
On November 13 2012 13:43 fatfail wrote: You see, I don't give a shit about what others think of me most of the time. But I'm not sure I project that in the correct way. For instance, one time I pissed into the school locker room shower because it was cold outside. The other time I dropped my sandwich on the ground, I picked it up and ate it in front of many people. Are those pros or cons? double post but its needed. You say you dont care what people think, then ask us what we think. Its about how you do things, if you make pissing in the shower a big deal, then its a big deal. But regardless, you need to be yourself. Let me break it down for you. Today I was in Target buying some shit. Three kids in Highschool were walking through the store. One was definitely the good looking jock stereotype he was taller and more fit then the other two. One was a shorter, wore glasses, and was more of a funny guy type he was making jokes and being loud the whole time. The third one was quiet and sort of just your average kid. The point of this is that each of these kids had their own personality and were using it. Do the same fucking thing. Find who you are and use it, if you the funny guy be funny, if you fit and work out then flaunt it. If you smart be smart. Just be who you are, but also man the fuck up. | ||
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Whatson
United States5356 Posts
On November 13 2012 13:48 MountainDewJunkie wrote: You are very superficial, perhaps that's one more reason you are currently an undesirable male. I was just about to type pretty much the same thing. | ||
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Bswhunter
Australia954 Posts
But don't be too obvious about it. You want to sleep with atleast 3-4 of her friends first. Try and keep a good friendship with her the entire time, she will become more and more jealous. Eventually she will outright tell you that she is infautated with you, that she worships you and just wants to spend the rest of her life in your company. Once you have achieved this, you have 'acquired' a female. | ||
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eviltomahawk
United States11135 Posts
This may just be simple semantics, but it's still a step towards a healthier mentality. Just talk to them like normal people, and just be yourself. You aren't doing yourself any favors by pretending to be what you're not. You are screening them for desirability, not the other way around. If they don't like you, then tough luck for them because they are missing out on how awesome you are. And if you are having doubts about yourself, then find ways to improve yourself, not just for getting girls but also for just living a more satisfying life. Be healthy. Work out. Work hard. Study hard. Do your homework. Find some hobbies and interests to be passionate about. Be a nice person in general. Mold yourself into whoever you ideally want to be, and stand firm with these ideals. | ||
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reikai
United States359 Posts
SMILE. Make people laugh. Make a fool of yourself, and don't be embarrassed/scared/angry for ANY reason. All three are useless emotions that have no place in the man's mind who wants to accomplish a particular goal. Ummmmm...... those are my main ones :D | ||
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obesechicken13
United States10467 Posts
Ugly girls don't all have bad personalities and smart girls don't all have good ones. You may only see a small portion of the girls in your school and think that, but it's not true. Much of what makes a girl attractive is makeup anyways and those that care about their looks that much are probably superficial anyways. | ||
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Qwyn
United States2779 Posts
Really, do. Don't think about it like that...if you want to get laid go look up how to "game" and do your best. Otherwise, attraction should be organic. | ||
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puppykiller
United States3126 Posts
On November 13 2012 13:43 fatfail wrote: You see, I don't give a shit about what others think of me most of the time. But I'm not sure I project that in the correct way. For instance, one time I pissed into the school locker room shower because it was cold outside. The other time I dropped my sandwich on the ground, I picked it up and ate it in front of many people. Are those pros or cons? Haha most people would be afraid to do things like those but if you can maintain thread control and good body language you can totally get away with that shit. Girls will do all the work for you. If they see you do something like that they will come up to you and be like "eww wtf". Then you just laugh for a sec, give them a pat on the head, and keep moving. | ||
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phosphorylation
United States2935 Posts
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ProV1
United States980 Posts
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docvoc
United States5491 Posts
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y0su
Finland7871 Posts
And seriously... you're in HS, NOTHING you do socially in HS will matter a few years later. HS is serious. | ||
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fatfail
United States386 Posts
On November 13 2012 15:06 y0su wrote: You don't really make it clear what you are after... Are you lonely, horny or seeking social acceptance? And seriously... you're in HS, NOTHING you do socially in HS will matter a few years later. HS is serious. Primarily horny. However, I have five AP classes so I don't take this as seriously as you may think I do. But the sad truth remains. | ||
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
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y0su
Finland7871 Posts
On November 13 2012 15:14 fatfail wrote: Primarily horny. However, I have five AP classes so I don't take this as seriously as you may think I do. But the sad truth remains. I wasn't so much suggesting you're taking this too seriously, but rather when you feel like you're taking a risk you really have very little to lose :D Let girls know you're available (different than single). Try asking a few girls out (even if you get rejected you'll start getting more attention). Start attending parties (you may have to do some maneuvering to get into the right circles). In general try to attend more events where girls are (school dance, some after school clubs, etc). Also, try to find girls that go to other schools. You'll have a clean slate to make an impression and they'll be less worried about gossip if no one knows who they are seeing. Church/youth groups (seriously - you'd be surprised) or community events (you just missed out on volunteering for an election campaign). Again, find situations that will give you a chance to impress a girl, sometimes that's all it takes. As a final piece of advice... educate yourself about sex. Know how to get a girl off and you'll be taken care of  + Show Spoiler +don't trust porn | ||
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Tal
United Kingdom1014 Posts
On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote: Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance! That quote is originally less sexist  自古醜人多作怪 - something like：since ancient times, ugly people seek attention by acting up more. | ||
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Tobberoth
Sweden6375 Posts
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B.I.G.
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Ketch
Netherlands7285 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + I hope so.... | ||
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Artisreal
Germany9234 Posts
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Recognizable
Netherlands1552 Posts
On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote: Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance! You are complete douche if you truly think people who look ''ugly'' have a bad personality. It's probably because of the Halo effect that you think this way, but it's a completely irrational thought: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_effect | ||
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PiGStarcraft
Australia987 Posts
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eviltomahawk
United States11135 Posts
On November 13 2012 20:57 PiGStarcraft wrote: Spread mustard on your gooch and they'll come runnin, trust me. Or in this case, Chinese hot mustard. | ||
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SnipedSoul
Canada2158 Posts
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ibanez
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After you start to respect some social conventions, try to lead a more holistic life. As the other poster said, just stop caring, and go take up exercise, study hard, and rest well. As you become satisfied with these areas, you'll naturally develop confidence, a real confidence not fabricated and borne of some burning lust to get ass, but one that stems from a genuine contentment with life. And then it'll become a lot easier, trust me. Yeah and try to respect people. | ||
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Lysteria
France2279 Posts
On November 13 2012 20:21 Recognizable wrote: You are complete douche if you truly think people who look ''ugly'' have a bad personality. It's probably because of the Halo effect that you think this way, but it's a completely irrational thought: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_effect This. And considering yourself to have more intelligence than the average man around isn't going to help, at all. What's the use of intelligence when you're so full of sexism. It's like, you feel superior than all those "females", ugly or not btw. If you want any relationship with someone (gf, fuck buddy), you have to go on equal ground with them. Nobody loves to be the dumb part of an affair, nor to have a dog at his/her command. Well, except for some fetishes or roleplay, but that's not really the case here. Like almost everybody here said, just act friendly, normally, and it's not a question of aiming high or low. You should start to simply aim. | ||
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United States10328 Posts
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meteorskunk
Canada546 Posts
That said, if even the girls with a smaller "relative value" ie the girls in less demand don't even like you, why would the more desirable ones like you? Well, maybe they see your unique qualities and love you for that, but do you deserve that? Well, I don't know but from your post, i wouldn't be cheering ya on. You want people to want to "cheer you on" and talk you up. It is a popularity contest in some ways. Peeing in the shower and eating a sandwich off the floor is not really what people mean by not giving an eff lol. I mean if you can get away with it and not be self conscious, thats probably kinda cool for some folks but I think when people say "people who don't care" they refer more to an ability to overlook pain in favour of benefitting themselves. They dont really mean someone who does not care about his social image. Eventually you have to accept that "everything that shine ain't always gonna be gold" which means you need to realize that the hottie might not be the best person for you. The girl who doesn't catch your eye at first can grow to look to you like the most beautiful thing the universe ever created. If you want to improve your looks, you have to be honest with yourself. Ever notice how girls are pretty quick to say things like "ah i have no boobs!" that is someone who is not denying the reality of her body! If you accept your features as they are, you can start to work around your weaknesses and accentuate your strenths. Look closely. Is theyr a spot you missed shaving? don't lie and say it looks great when it doesn't. Appreciate what others wear and how it looks good and how what you are wearing looks different. Think about how you are holding your body. Many say "good posture" and others think "oh shoulders back neck really straight". its more than that. how are your hands resting? are you aware of the body language you are sending otherS? body language!! learn to speak it muthafucka. k peace | ||
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Clazziquai10
Singapore1949 Posts
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psychopat
Canada417 Posts
In my experience, and this is a complete generalization, the hot girls are the ones that are self absorbed and vacuous because they've had guys around their little finger their whole lives. You're just a toy to them. The less-than-ideal ones physically are generally more entertaining, care about the relationship more and can actually carry a decent conversation because they haven't been able to use their looks and sex appeal as a crutch for the gaps in their personalities. Unless you're just looking to have a one night stand, this kind of stuff matters more than the looks. Anyway, the key is to find the hot girl that doesn't know she's a hot girl or one of the rare exceptions. Then you get the best of both worlds and it's fantastic. | ||
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Kalingingsong
Canada633 Posts
On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote: Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance! aim younger (less competition). but don't be a pedo either. | ||
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Al Bundy
7257 Posts
They are not objects you know | ||
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123Viril69
Australia31 Posts
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QuanticHawk
United States32044 Posts
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Boblion
France8043 Posts
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BreAKerTV
Taiwan1658 Posts
On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote: Just don't be a douche to girls...Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance! Maybe dye your hair and do something unique with it. If I had Asian hair, I would be doing all kinds of Taiwanese-punk styles. Also personality, personality, personality. But my situation is not much better than yours. | ||
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OpticalShot
Canada6330 Posts
Chicks dig talent. Preferably in athletics or music. Show them that you have it. If you don't, well, GLHF | ||
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Balgrog
United States1221 Posts
I know lot's of guys who think that you have to become friends with a girl first to ask her out, now this isn't always true, but doing this will more often than not get you friend zoned. If all else fails, a rag and chloroform never hurt anyone. On November 14 2012 00:38 Kalingingsong wrote: aim younger (less competition). but don't be a pedo either. Lol, this shit will fuck him over when he is 18-21 | ||
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
On November 13 2012 13:43 fatfail wrote: You see, I don't give a shit about what others think of me most of the time. But I'm not sure I project that in the correct way. For instance, one time I pissed into the school locker room shower because it was cold outside. The other time I dropped my sandwich on the ground, I picked it up and ate it in front of many people. Are those pros or cons? Definite pros. | ||
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OmniEulogy
Canada6592 Posts
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Falling
Canada11339 Posts
All I can think of is this sound from Ocarina of Time: You found the Female! On the Select Item Subscreen... Acquiring Female indeed. We need a walkthough. | ||
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Desertfaux
Netherlands276 Posts
Can't wait to hear your results, go get 'm champ, take what you deserve. | ||
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farvacola
United States18821 Posts
On November 14 2012 03:04 OmniEulogy wrote: rofl. I don't think anybody should take you very seriously after some of this... but if you want advice my two cents is to not give a shit. it's high school. You could always go get a job at a supermarket or fast food place. plenty of girls work there. gl This OP, you should start hanging out around the produce section. With all the smelling, feeling, and large, round objects around you, acquiring a female should be no problem. | ||
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NeVeR
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Diglett
600 Posts
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guN-viCe
United States687 Posts
Think about what you want in a mate, girls want the same thing for the most part. | ||
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fatfail
United States386 Posts
On November 14 2012 07:00 Diglett wrote: are you a troll or are you just weird I'm so serious! Stop deriding my stuggle. Listen to this fucking song. | ||
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Intr3pid
Switzerland336 Posts
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Intr3pid
Switzerland336 Posts
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Funnytoss
Taiwan1471 Posts
In all seriousness, if you really are in high school, don't sweat it. A lot of us have been there, done that. Most kids in high school really don't know what they're looking for yet, and very few relationships started at that point are of high quality, or last particularly long, largely because you're still in the process of understanding yourself (and the same for her), and chances are you're both going to grow up, some of your values may change, etc. | ||
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fatfail
United States386 Posts
On November 14 2012 16:54 Funnytoss wrote: I have never heard of that proverb before. Perhaps if you actually knew your Chinese history/culture/language, these "females" you wish to acquire would flock to you! "Ohmagerd, he's ethnic~" In all seriousness, if you really are in high school, don't sweat it. A lot of us have been there, done that. Most kids in high school really don't know what they're looking for yet, and very few relationships started at that point are of high quality, or last particularly long, largely because you're still in the process of understanding yourself (and the same for her), and chances are you're both going to grow up, some of your values may change, etc. Are you a master of the chinese language? Teach me the chinese history and culture. | ||
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123Viril69
Australia31 Posts
The only truth which holds itself to be self evident is. You do not choose female, Female chooses you. | ||
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Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
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airtown
United States410 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
Worked like a charm for me. | ||
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Garnet
Vietnam9014 Posts
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
I hope you have successfully acquired female | ||
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Fruscainte
4596 Posts
Want to know why people are more sociable when they get drunk? Because they stop thinking. The more you think about what you're saying, the more awkward you'll think it is and the less you'll say and the more awkward it will be. Just learn to let conversations flow. And stop thinking. | ||
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Erik.TheRed
United States1655 Posts
Anyway, just chill out. | ||
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Paintbrush
United States19 Posts
Edit: why do you want to have a girlfriend in high school? Are you seeking a 'normal' social status? Do you want to relieve sexual frustration? Are you in need to be expressed physical affection? Are you succumbing to peer pressure? Once you tell us what you really want, we'll be able to give better advice. | ||
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MayorITC
Korea (South)798 Posts
Be the alpha male of your group, whether that's the jocks, nerds, or whatever else clique you're a part of. And to be the alpha male, you have to be one of the following: the strongest, the smartest, or the funniest. Girls like winners, high school and beyond - the definition of what constitutes as winning changes throughout the different stages of life though. Otherwise, you're second-tier and you're going to have to settle for the second-tier "ugly" girls you look down upon. However, before you work on your intelligence, strength or humor, I suggest you change your personality. You seem to be completely ignorant about women in general. Instead of trying to date one, start being friends with them . Don't even think about dating yet. You're not ready for it. Befriend as many girls as possible - ugly, beautiful, rude, nice, etc., it does not matter who they are. This allows you to get a better idea of women in general. Furthermore, your initial impressions of a particular girl might change when you get to know them better. Third and last of all, when you do start getting ready to date, you'll have an easier time. Going after one specific girl is a terrible idea. Don't listen to that advice ever. You only do that after you network with as many females as possible and have an idea of who you feel compatible with. Otherwise the entire entire process of courtship is extremely tedious if you have to do it one by one without knowing if the girl has a boyfriend already or if she's even your type. Or even worse, you just settle with that girl because it feels like the only option available to you since you spent all your energy focusing on her solely. tldr in bold | ||
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fatfail
United States386 Posts
On January 01 2013 05:56 Paintbrush wrote: Why can't I thumb shit up on Teamliquid? There's so much golden advice here this guy better make something good out of it. Edit: why do you want to have a girlfriend in high school? Are you seeking a 'normal' social status? Do you want to relieve sexual frustration? Are you in need to be expressed physical affection? Are you succumbing to peer pressure? Once you tell us what you really want, we'll be able to give better advice. On January 01 2013 06:55 MayorITC wrote: It's high school. Be the alpha male of your group, whether that's the jocks, nerds, or whatever else clique you're a part of. And to be the alpha male, you have to be one of the following: the strongest, the smartest, or the funniest. Girls like winners, high school and beyond - the definition of what constitutes as winning changes throughout the different stages of life though. Otherwise, you're second-tier and you're going to have to settle for the second-tier "ugly" girls you look down upon. However, before you work on your intelligence, strength or humor, I suggest you change your personality. You seem to be completely ignorant about women in general. Instead of trying to date one, start being friends with them . Don't even think about dating yet. You're not ready for it. Befriend as many girls as possible - ugly, beautiful, rude, nice, etc., it does not matter who they are. This allows you to get a better idea of women in general. Furthermore, your initial impressions of a particular girl might change when you get to know them better. Third and last of all, when you do start getting ready to date, you'll have an easier time. Going after one specific girl is a terrible idea. Don't listen to that advice ever. You only do that after you network with as many females as possible and have an idea of who you feel compatible with. Otherwise the entire entire process of courtship is extremely tedious if you have to do it one by one without knowing if the girl has a boyfriend already or if she's even your type. Or even worse, you just settle with that girl because it feels like the only option available to you since you spent all your energy focusing on her solely. tldr in bold Thanks guys, I really appreciate your responses. Paintbrush: I require a girlfriend for a variety of reasons. Pretty much all of the above, actually. You stated sexual frustration, "superior" social status, peer pressure, and physical affection; I'd like all of those! MayorITC: Once I develop this network of females, and have selected the female in question, how do I obtain her? | ||
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iamho
United States3347 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On November 15 2012 15:21 123Viril69 wrote: There is no secret to acquiring female. The only truth which holds itself to be self evident is. You do not choose female, Female chooses you. IN MOTHER RUSSIA | ||
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ETisME
12349 Posts
It's not "The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality.". The book is about judging a girl's ugliness based upon their personality and why their actions are seen as 'ugly' and 66 kinds of women who men would avoid at all cost. | ||
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On January 01 2013 06:55 MayorITC wrote: + Show Spoiler + It's high school. Be the alpha male of your group, whether that's the jocks, nerds, or whatever else clique you're a part of. And to be the alpha male, you have to be one of the following: the strongest, the smartest, or the funniest. Girls like winners, high school and beyond - the definition of what constitutes as winning changes throughout the different stages of life though. Otherwise, you're second-tier and you're going to have to settle for the second-tier "ugly" girls you look down upon. However, before you work on your intelligence, strength or humor, I suggest you change your personality. You seem to be completely ignorant about women in general. Instead of trying to date one, start being friends with them . Don't even think about dating yet. You're not ready for it. Befriend as many girls as possible - ugly, beautiful, rude, nice, etc., it does not matter who they are. This allows you to get a better idea of women in general. Furthermore, your initial impressions of a particular girl might change when you get to know them better. Third and last of all, when you do start getting ready to date, you'll have an easier time. Going after one specific girl is a terrible idea. Don't listen to that advice ever. You only do that after you network with as many females as possible and have an idea of who you feel compatible with. Otherwise the entire entire process of courtship is extremely tedious if you have to do it one by one without knowing if the girl has a boyfriend already or if she's even your type. Or even worse, you just settle with that girl because it feels like the only option available to you since you spent all your energy focusing on her solely. tldr in bold Stop taking this thread seriously. On January 01 2013 14:17 iamho wrote: They're called women. "Acquiring females" makes you sound like a 16 year old neckbeard on the internet. Stop taking this thread seriously. On January 01 2013 19:30 ETisME wrote: 醜女多作怪 is NOT a chinese proverb, it's a book name. It's not "The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality.". The book is about judging a girl's ugliness based upon their personality and why their actions are seen as 'ugly' and 66 kinds of women who men would avoid at all cost. Stop taking this thread seriously. | ||
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Split Behemoth
France104 Posts
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B.I.G.
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musafischer
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RogerX
New Zealand3180 Posts
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jacosajh
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Anyways, yeah, it doesn't seem like you project yourself in a good way either. Peeing into a bathroom because it's cold outside (I don't know what it being cold outside has to do with anything) and eating a sandwich off the floor in front of people isn't within societal norms even though you think it exemplifies self-confidence. | ||
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nihoh
Australia978 Posts
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fatfail
United States386 Posts
On January 09 2013 20:33 jacosajh wrote: From your other blog, it seems you have a skewed view of the world IMO. That is one stupid stupid stupid proverb. I wouldn't even consider it a proverb. More like something you would see on a bathroom stall. I think the complete is opposite unless you live in some crazy alternate universe. But perhaps you need to evaluate your perspective of this before continuing. Anyways, yeah, it doesn't seem like you project yourself in a good way either. Peeing into a bathroom because it's cold outside (I don't know what it being cold outside has to do with anything) and eating a sandwich off the floor in front of people isn't within societal norms even though you think it exemplifies self-confidence. Perhaps it is your perception that is skewed in a desperate attempt to be politically correct. I do those things because I do them. I do them because I am swagmaster. In your attempt to rationalize your inferiority, you reject my self confidence because you envy my iconoclastic behaviors. You envy how my lymph nodes and white blood cells destroy those pathogens. You grovel as I urinate into the receptacle of my choice. Consequently, as I reach higher and higher triumphs you will revel in your self-stated superiority, justified by a sundry of baseless personal attacks. Perhaps it is not I who needs to reevaluate the world. Perhaps I have transcended your mediocrity to reach a state of bliss, in which I enjoy true superiority rather than mere fabrication. Enjoy your "moral superiority", false piety, obese women, and inability to ejaculate upon command. | ||
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danmooj1
United States1855 Posts
On January 12 2013 13:41 fatfail wrote: Perhaps it is your perception that is skewed in a desperate attempt to be politically correct. I do those things because I do them. I do them because I am swagmaster. In your attempt to rationalize your inferiority, you reject my self confidence because you envy my iconoclastic behaviors. You envy how my lymph nodes and white blood cells destroy those pathogens. You grovel as I urinate into the receptacle of my choice. Consequently, as I reach higher and higher triumphs you will revel in your self-stated superiority, justified by a sundry of baseless personal attacks. Perhaps it is not I who needs to reevaluate the world. Perhaps I have transcended your mediocrity to reach a state of bliss, in which I enjoy true superiority rather than mere fabrication. Enjoy your "moral superiority", false piety, obese women, and inability to ejaculate upon command. obvious troll is fucking obvious? | ||
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