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fatfail
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States386 Posts
November 13 2012 04:19 GMT
#1
Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance!

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Kong fan... <3 Stork <3 Jangbi <3 Yellow <3 Fantasy
Spiffeh
Profile Joined May 2010
United States830 Posts
November 13 2012 04:25 GMT
#2
Start saying HI! to as many girls as you can. Any other path you take in regards to your love life is going to leave you in scarcity like you are now.
deathly rat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom911 Posts
November 13 2012 04:26 GMT
#3
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On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote:
Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance!



Stop trying to attract "girls" and get to know one girl very well. You are also very wrong about ugly people being bad people. Also, all girls look the same after you turn out the light.
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fatfail
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States386 Posts
November 13 2012 04:27 GMT
#4
On November 13 2012 13:26 deathly rat wrote:
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On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote:
Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance!



Stop trying to attract "girls" and get to know one girl very well. You are also very wrong about ugly people being bad people. Also, all girls look the same after you turn out the light.


Sorry it turned out badly. I'm just saying, it is not that uncommon that ugly girls resort to being rude and offensive to seek attention when they cannot gain it otherwise.
Kong fan... <3 Stork <3 Jangbi <3 Yellow <3 Fantasy
beachbeachy
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States509 Posts
November 13 2012 04:28 GMT
#5
On November 13 2012 13:26 deathly rat wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote:
Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance!



Stop trying to attract "girls" and get to know one girl very well. You are also very wrong about ugly people being bad people. Also, all girls look the same after you turn out the light.


but they might not feel the same
Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe
deathly rat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom911 Posts
November 13 2012 04:31 GMT
#6
On November 13 2012 13:28 beachbeachy wrote:
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On November 13 2012 13:26 deathly rat wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote:
Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance!



Stop trying to attract "girls" and get to know one girl very well. You are also very wrong about ugly people being bad people. Also, all girls look the same after you turn out the light.


but they might not feel the same


True, but every man should find this out from experience.
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puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3137 Posts
November 13 2012 04:40 GMT
#7
Girls like guys with really high confidence that aren't needy in anyway, that are the leader of their social circle, and who tend to not give that much of a shit of what others think of them.
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
November 13 2012 04:42 GMT
#8
I'd suggest checking out some sites like http://succeedsocially.com/, postmasculine, /r/seduction to get the ball rolling on improving yourself.

There are a few major things that help a ton, but are easier said than done:

Start working out(if you have no gym, do http://www.twohundredsitups.com/ or http://www.hundredpushups.com/), don't spend too long on the computer every day(I'd say limit it at 2 hours/day, excluding homework), pick up new interests/hobbies, and talk to people as much as you can to develop social skills.

Those cover the superficial aspects of attracting people. Probably more important is your inner aspects. Work on your personality - a lot of your personality is actually breakable habits. Identify what you'd like to change, and change it. Succeed socially covers this. From your OP you sound like an asshole so I'd focus on that above the rest of it, and work on the other stuff afterwards.

Anyway, that about covers it. Work on your personality, and on your appearance and you'll accomplish your goal.
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
fatfail
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States386 Posts
November 13 2012 04:43 GMT
#9
On November 13 2012 13:40 puppykiller wrote:
Girls like guys with really high confidence that aren't needy in anyway, that are the leader of their social circle, and who tend to not give that much of a shit of what others think of them.


You see, I don't give a shit about what others think of me most of the time. But I'm not sure I project that in the correct way. For instance, one time I pissed into the school locker room shower because it was cold outside. The other time I dropped my sandwich on the ground, I picked it up and ate it in front of many people. Are those pros or cons?
Kong fan... <3 Stork <3 Jangbi <3 Yellow <3 Fantasy
jcroisdale
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1543 Posts
November 13 2012 04:46 GMT
#10
that is one dumbass proverb. Also your in highschool don't even worry about a GF, when you worry so much you are going to cause yourself anxiety and make the situation worse.

Just relax and when you find a girl you like, ask her out.
"I think bringing a toddler to a movie theater is a terrible idea. They are too young to understand what is happening it would be like giving your toddler acid. Bad idea." - Sinensis
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10343 Posts
November 13 2012 04:48 GMT
#11
You are very superficial, perhaps that's one more reason you are currently an undesirable male.
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fatfail
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States386 Posts
November 13 2012 04:50 GMT
#12
On November 13 2012 13:48 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
You are very superficial, perhaps that's one more reason you are currently an undesirable male.

Please extrapolate!
Kong fan... <3 Stork <3 Jangbi <3 Yellow <3 Fantasy
jcroisdale
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1543 Posts
November 13 2012 04:57 GMT
#13
On November 13 2012 13:43 fatfail wrote:
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On November 13 2012 13:40 puppykiller wrote:
Girls like guys with really high confidence that aren't needy in anyway, that are the leader of their social circle, and who tend to not give that much of a shit of what others think of them.


You see, I don't give a shit about what others think of me most of the time. But I'm not sure I project that in the correct way. For instance, one time I pissed into the school locker room shower because it was cold outside. The other time I dropped my sandwich on the ground, I picked it up and ate it in front of many people. Are those pros or cons?


double post but its needed. You say you dont care what people think, then ask us what we think. Its about how you do things, if you make pissing in the shower a big deal, then its a big deal.

But regardless, you need to be yourself. Let me break it down for you.

Today I was in Target buying some shit. Three kids in Highschool were walking through the store. One was definitely the good looking jock stereotype he was taller and more fit then the other two. One was a shorter, wore glasses, and was more of a funny guy type he was making jokes and being loud the whole time. The third one was quiet and sort of just your average kid. The point of this is that each of these kids had their own personality and were using it.

Do the same fucking thing. Find who you are and use it, if you the funny guy be funny, if you fit and work out then flaunt it. If you smart be smart. Just be who you are, but also man the fuck up.
"I think bringing a toddler to a movie theater is a terrible idea. They are too young to understand what is happening it would be like giving your toddler acid. Bad idea." - Sinensis
Whatson
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
United States5357 Posts
November 13 2012 04:57 GMT
#14
On November 13 2012 13:48 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
You are very superficial, perhaps that's one more reason you are currently an undesirable male.

I was just about to type pretty much the same thing.
¯\_(シ)_/¯
Bswhunter
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia954 Posts
November 13 2012 05:04 GMT
#15
Aim for the highest possible girl. You post on teamliquid, so obviously you are better then 99% of the population.
But don't be too obvious about it. You want to sleep with atleast 3-4 of her friends first. Try and keep a good friendship with her the entire time, she will become more and more jealous.
Eventually she will outright tell you that she is infautated with you, that she worships you and just wants to spend the rest of her life in your company. Once you have achieved this, you have 'acquired' a female.
Stop browsing and do whatever it is you're supposed to do. TL will still be here when you get back
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-13 05:17:47
November 13 2012 05:04 GMT
#16
For starters, stop using the term "females." It objectifies them too much and distracts from the fact that they are just normal people. Just call them girls since there is no need to throw around the term "females" like you're some biologist or something. They're just normal people that eat, shit, sleep, and have some of the same day-to-day problems that you have. Would you call your guy friends as "male friends?" No. And don't call yourself a "male." Call yourself a MAN. Because you are THE MAN.

This may just be simple semantics, but it's still a step towards a healthier mentality.

Just talk to them like normal people, and just be yourself. You aren't doing yourself any favors by pretending to be what you're not. You are screening them for desirability, not the other way around. If they don't like you, then tough luck for them because they are missing out on how awesome you are.

And if you are having doubts about yourself, then find ways to improve yourself, not just for getting girls but also for just living a more satisfying life. Be healthy. Work out. Work hard. Study hard. Do your homework. Find some hobbies and interests to be passionate about. Be a nice person in general. Mold yourself into whoever you ideally want to be, and stand firm with these ideals.
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reikai
Profile Joined January 2011
United States359 Posts
November 13 2012 05:05 GMT
#17
Something that you can do to become attractive? You can work out, if you haven't already been doing that. In addition:

SMILE.
Make people laugh.
Make a fool of yourself, and don't be embarrassed/scared/angry for ANY reason. All three are useless emotions that have no place in the man's mind who wants to accomplish a particular goal.


Ummmmm...... those are my main ones :D
Et Ducit Mundum Per Luce. :T:
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
November 13 2012 05:11 GMT
#18
I've seen some of your other posts. Regardless of whether you want a girlfriend, you need to get your self esteem up.

Ugly girls don't all have bad personalities and smart girls don't all have good ones. You may only see a small portion of the girls in your school and think that, but it's not true. Much of what makes a girl attractive is makeup anyways and those that care about their looks that much are probably superficial anyways.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Qwyn
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2779 Posts
November 13 2012 05:23 GMT
#19
Stop caring.

Really, do. Don't think about it like that...if you want to get laid go look up how to "game" and do your best. Otherwise, attraction should be organic.

"Think of the hysteria following the realization that they consciously consume babies and raise the dead people from their graves" - N0
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3137 Posts
November 13 2012 05:26 GMT
#20
On November 13 2012 13:43 fatfail wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 13 2012 13:40 puppykiller wrote:
Girls like guys with really high confidence that aren't needy in anyway, that are the leader of their social circle, and who tend to not give that much of a shit of what others think of them.


You see, I don't give a shit about what others think of me most of the time. But I'm not sure I project that in the correct way. For instance, one time I pissed into the school locker room shower because it was cold outside. The other time I dropped my sandwich on the ground, I picked it up and ate it in front of many people. Are those pros or cons?


Haha most people would be afraid to do things like those but if you can maintain thread control and good body language you can totally get away with that shit. Girls will do all the work for you. If they see you do something like that they will come up to you and be like "eww wtf". Then you just laugh for a sec, give them a pat on the head, and keep moving.
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-13 05:29:30
November 13 2012 05:29 GMT
#21
its gonna be hard; you seem to have somewhat low opinion of yourself and the conditions are otherwise highly unfavorable -- you r an asian male living in man jose.
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ProV1
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States980 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-13 06:02:53
November 13 2012 05:51 GMT
#22
Penis supplements. #1 most important thing to asian girls. Asian girls want a guy with a big dick, not a small dick.
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
November 13 2012 06:06 GMT
#23
I think the key here is the way you see your situation. yes the social stigma is there, but you can really only change the way you act and not the way they act. If you were to be confident, a little funnier, maybe a bit for outgoing I'm sure that would only be positive towards you especially in a colelctivist society. Furthermore, if they deride you, just do what you love, other than gaming at least; basically, do something athletic that you enjoy and get good at it, you will make friends and meet girls there. More so than that, join debate or other teams in order to meet kids from other schools. you can pursue all of these options don't worry about the girls and changing their attitudes, only they can do that, focus on yourself.
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y0su
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Finland7871 Posts
November 13 2012 06:06 GMT
#24
You don't really make it clear what you are after... Are you lonely, horny or seeking social acceptance?
And seriously... you're in HS, NOTHING you do socially in HS will matter a few years later. HS is serious.
fatfail
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States386 Posts
November 13 2012 06:14 GMT
#25
On November 13 2012 15:06 y0su wrote:
You don't really make it clear what you are after... Are you lonely, horny or seeking social acceptance?
And seriously... you're in HS, NOTHING you do socially in HS will matter a few years later. HS is serious.


Primarily horny. However, I have five AP classes so I don't take this as seriously as you may think I do. But the sad truth remains.
Kong fan... <3 Stork <3 Jangbi <3 Yellow <3 Fantasy
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
November 13 2012 06:24 GMT
#26
well i guess i have a fucked up personality, but thats okay :D hahaha
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y0su
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Finland7871 Posts
November 13 2012 07:18 GMT
#27
On November 13 2012 15:14 fatfail wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 13 2012 15:06 y0su wrote:
You don't really make it clear what you are after... Are you lonely, horny or seeking social acceptance?
And seriously... you're in HS, NOTHING you do socially in HS will matter a few years later. HS is serious.


Primarily horny. However, I have five AP classes so I don't take this as seriously as you may think I do. But the sad truth remains.

I wasn't so much suggesting you're taking this too seriously, but rather when you feel like you're taking a risk you really have very little to lose :D

Let girls know you're available (different than single). Try asking a few girls out (even if you get rejected you'll start getting more attention). Start attending parties (you may have to do some maneuvering to get into the right circles). In general try to attend more events where girls are (school dance, some after school clubs, etc).

Also, try to find girls that go to other schools. You'll have a clean slate to make an impression and they'll be less worried about gossip if no one knows who they are seeing. Church/youth groups (seriously - you'd be surprised) or community events (you just missed out on volunteering for an election campaign). Again, find situations that will give you a chance to impress a girl, sometimes that's all it takes.

As a final piece of advice... educate yourself about sex. Know how to get a girl off and you'll be taken care of + Show Spoiler +
don't trust porn
Tal
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
United Kingdom1017 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-13 07:41:26
November 13 2012 07:40 GMT
#28
On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote:
Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance!


That quote is originally less sexist 自古醜人多作怪 - something like:since ancient times, ugly people seek attention by acting up more.
It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it.
Tobberoth
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden6375 Posts
November 13 2012 08:49 GMT
#29
I'd say the odds of good-looking girls having bad personalities are far higher since they can rely on their looks and don't need to be nice. That said, it's pretty fricking dumb to judge someones personality on their appearence.
B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
November 13 2012 09:56 GMT
#30
Wow that is one dead wrong proverb. appearance doesn't fuck up your personality up, the way people treat you for it does. and don't think in terms of aim high or low, aim for all of them! And by that I don't mean to say that you should try to hit on every girl you see, but just get to know them. make a chat while waiting in line, sit next to someone new in class etc. lots of girls won't be interested at all, some will turn out to be nice and friendly, and with some you might even have a click.
Ketch
Profile Joined October 2010
Netherlands7285 Posts
November 13 2012 10:05 GMT
#31
This is a troll blog right?
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I hope so....
Artisreal
Profile Joined June 2009
Germany9235 Posts
November 13 2012 11:17 GMT
#32
you can't acquire female
passive quaranstream fan
Recognizable
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Netherlands1552 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-13 11:21:18
November 13 2012 11:21 GMT
#33
On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote:
Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance!


You are complete douche if you truly think people who look ''ugly'' have a bad personality. It's probably because of the Halo effect that you think this way, but it's a completely irrational thought: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_effect

PiGStarcraft
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Australia987 Posts
November 13 2012 11:57 GMT
#34
Spread mustard on your gooch and they'll come runnin, trust me.
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eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
November 13 2012 12:15 GMT
#35
On November 13 2012 20:57 PiGStarcraft wrote:
Spread mustard on your gooch and they'll come runnin, trust me.

Or in this case, Chinese hot mustard.
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SnipedSoul
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada2158 Posts
November 13 2012 12:33 GMT
#36
Focus on making a ton of money and you'll be able to acquire all the females you want.
ibanez
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
75 Posts
November 13 2012 12:41 GMT
#37
I'm all for being yourself and such, but uhh I'd start by refraining from shower-pissing and eating floor food.

After you start to respect some social conventions, try to lead a more holistic life. As the other poster said, just stop caring, and go take up exercise, study hard, and rest well. As you become satisfied with these areas, you'll naturally develop confidence, a real confidence not fabricated and borne of some burning lust to get ass, but one that stems from a genuine contentment with life. And then it'll become a lot easier, trust me.

Yeah and try to respect people.
Lysteria
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
France2280 Posts
November 13 2012 12:55 GMT
#38
On November 13 2012 20:21 Recognizable wrote:
You are complete douche if you truly think people who look ''ugly'' have a bad personality. It's probably because of the Halo effect that you think this way, but it's a completely irrational thought: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_effect


This.
And considering yourself to have more intelligence than the average man around isn't going to help, at all. What's the use of intelligence when you're so full of sexism. It's like, you feel superior than all those "females", ugly or not btw.

If you want any relationship with someone (gf, fuck buddy), you have to go on equal ground with them. Nobody loves to be the dumb part of an affair, nor to have a dog at his/her command. Well, except for some fetishes or roleplay, but that's not really the case here. Like almost everybody here said, just act friendly, normally, and it's not a question of aiming high or low. You should start to simply aim.
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United States10328 Posts
November 13 2012 14:05 GMT
#39
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meteorskunk
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada546 Posts
November 13 2012 14:25 GMT
#40
If this is not a troll, I'm just going to say, you probably don't deserve a partner if you follow that proverb ( as you translated to english, not the better version Tal gave). If you want to get to know people, do not treat them as objects. Treat them as unique individuals with years of experiences, some different, some the same as your own.

That said, if even the girls with a smaller "relative value" ie the girls in less demand don't even like you, why would the more desirable ones like you? Well, maybe they see your unique qualities and love you for that, but do you deserve that? Well, I don't know but from your post, i wouldn't be cheering ya on. You want people to want to "cheer you on" and talk you up. It is a popularity contest in some ways.

Peeing in the shower and eating a sandwich off the floor is not really what people mean by not giving an eff lol. I mean if you can get away with it and not be self conscious, thats probably kinda cool for some folks but I think when people say "people who don't care" they refer more to an ability to overlook pain in favour of benefitting themselves. They dont really mean someone who does not care about his social image.

Eventually you have to accept that "everything that shine ain't always gonna be gold" which means you need to realize that the hottie might not be the best person for you. The girl who doesn't catch your eye at first can grow to look to you like the most beautiful thing the universe ever created.

If you want to improve your looks, you have to be honest with yourself. Ever notice how girls are pretty quick to say things like "ah i have no boobs!" that is someone who is not denying the reality of her body! If you accept your features as they are, you can start to work around your weaknesses and accentuate your strenths. Look closely. Is theyr a spot you missed shaving? don't lie and say it looks great when it doesn't. Appreciate what others wear and how it looks good and how what you are wearing looks different. Think about how you are holding your body. Many say "good posture" and others think "oh shoulders back neck really straight". its more than that. how are your hands resting? are you aware of the body language you are sending otherS? body language!! learn to speak it muthafucka.

k peace

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Clazziquai10
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Singapore1949 Posts
November 13 2012 15:16 GMT
#41
Your usage of english is weird, to say the least.
psychopat
Profile Joined October 2009
Canada417 Posts
November 13 2012 15:28 GMT
#42
What a stupid proverb...

In my experience, and this is a complete generalization, the hot girls are the ones that are self absorbed and vacuous because they've had guys around their little finger their whole lives. You're just a toy to them.

The less-than-ideal ones physically are generally more entertaining, care about the relationship more and can actually carry a decent conversation because they haven't been able to use their looks and sex appeal as a crutch for the gaps in their personalities. Unless you're just looking to have a one night stand, this kind of stuff matters more than the looks.

Anyway, the key is to find the hot girl that doesn't know she's a hot girl or one of the rare exceptions. Then you get the best of both worlds and it's fantastic.
Kalingingsong
Profile Joined September 2009
Canada633 Posts
November 13 2012 15:38 GMT
#43
On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote:
Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance!


aim younger (less competition). but don't be a pedo either.
Dess.JadeFalcon
Al Bundy
Profile Joined April 2010
7257 Posts
November 13 2012 15:39 GMT
#44
"Acquiring Female"

They are not objects you know
o choro é livre
123Viril69
Profile Blog Joined November 2012
Australia31 Posts
November 13 2012 16:07 GMT
#45
First you have to find a girl and make her a friend, then you can turn her into a girlfriend.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32083 Posts
November 13 2012 16:21 GMT
#46
allow me to introduce you to an American proverb: 'The uglier and fatter a broad is, the better brains you'll get, broski'
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Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
November 13 2012 16:26 GMT
#47
Tell them your Sc2 rank.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
BreAKerTV
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Taiwan1658 Posts
November 13 2012 16:55 GMT
#48
On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote:
Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance!
Just don't be a douche to girls...

Maybe dye your hair and do something unique with it. If I had Asian hair, I would be doing all kinds of Taiwanese-punk styles.

Also personality, personality, personality.

But my situation is not much better than yours.
Retired caster / streamer "BingeHD". Digital Nomad.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
November 13 2012 17:01 GMT
#49
Is this high school?

Chicks dig talent. Preferably in athletics or music. Show them that you have it. If you don't, well, GLHF
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Balgrog
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1221 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-13 17:58:14
November 13 2012 17:53 GMT
#50
You kind of sound like me at your age, at least judging by how you typed this up. When talking to girls, don't try to impress them by speaking formally or just generally showing how smart of a guy you are in the what not. Just talk to them, let them talk, insist on it, and give tid bits about you, then just ask them out on a date.

I know lot's of guys who think that you have to become friends with a girl first to ask her out, now this isn't always true, but doing this will more often than not get you friend zoned.

If all else fails, a rag and chloroform never hurt anyone.

On November 14 2012 00:38 Kalingingsong wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote:
Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance!


aim younger (less competition). but don't be a pedo either.


Lol, this shit will fuck him over when he is 18-21
The only way to attack structure is with chaos.
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
November 13 2012 17:56 GMT
#51
This has to be a joke.

On November 13 2012 13:43 fatfail wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 13 2012 13:40 puppykiller wrote:
Girls like guys with really high confidence that aren't needy in anyway, that are the leader of their social circle, and who tend to not give that much of a shit of what others think of them.


You see, I don't give a shit about what others think of me most of the time. But I'm not sure I project that in the correct way. For instance, one time I pissed into the school locker room shower because it was cold outside. The other time I dropped my sandwich on the ground, I picked it up and ate it in front of many people. Are those pros or cons?


Definite pros.
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6593 Posts
November 13 2012 18:04 GMT
#52
rofl. I don't think anybody should take you very seriously after some of this... but if you want advice my two cents is to not give a shit. it's high school. You could always go get a job at a supermarket or fast food place. plenty of girls work there. gl
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Falling
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada11367 Posts
November 13 2012 18:25 GMT
#53
Not going to lie. The title makes me laugh.

All I can think of is this sound from Ocarina of Time:


You found the Female!
On the Select Item Subscreen...

Acquiring Female indeed. We need a walkthough.
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Desertfaux
Profile Joined June 2012
Netherlands276 Posts
November 13 2012 18:44 GMT
#54
Don't take no for an answer, take what you believe belongs to you. Most of these chicks can't even vote, so who cares when they say no, right?

Can't wait to hear your results, go get 'm champ, take what you deserve.
Rogue Deck
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18835 Posts
November 13 2012 18:52 GMT
#55
On November 14 2012 03:04 OmniEulogy wrote:
rofl. I don't think anybody should take you very seriously after some of this... but if you want advice my two cents is to not give a shit. it's high school. You could always go get a job at a supermarket or fast food place. plenty of girls work there. gl

This OP, you should start hanging out around the produce section. With all the smelling, feeling, and large, round objects around you, acquiring a female should be no problem.
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
NeVeR
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
1352 Posts
November 13 2012 21:59 GMT
#56
You're in HS... girls in HS don't yet know what kind of guys they want, so they tend to just go for the ones who are popular. That means if you want hot girl, you need to work on making yourself one of the "cool kids". i.e. get involved with sports, join clubs and shit, and most importantly, make friends with other popular kids. Or you could just concentrate on studying really hard, get into ivy league school, then easily fuck hot girls from lower-tier schools who think you're the shit cuz you go to an ivy league school (I have a friend from Columbia University who does this, and it works very effectively for him). Until that time, you can just play StarCraft, jacking off occasionally (or as much as needed) to release your sexual frustration. This is what I did, though attending an all-boy Catholic HS left me with little choice.
Diglett
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
600 Posts
November 13 2012 22:00 GMT
#57
are you a troll or are you just weird
guN-viCe
Profile Joined March 2010
United States687 Posts
November 13 2012 23:16 GMT
#58
That proverb is so wrong it's hilarious. I can tell you are very young.

Think about what you want in a mate, girls want the same thing for the most part.
Never give up, never surrender!!! ~~ Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence -Sagan
fatfail
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States386 Posts
November 14 2012 05:58 GMT
#59
On November 14 2012 07:00 Diglett wrote:
are you a troll or are you just weird


I'm so serious! Stop deriding my stuggle.
Listen to this fucking song.
Kong fan... <3 Stork <3 Jangbi <3 Yellow <3 Fantasy
Intr3pid
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Switzerland336 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-14 07:03:06
November 14 2012 06:57 GMT
#60
Acquiring female, are you a Ferengi?
Intr3pid
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Switzerland336 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-14 07:02:20
November 14 2012 06:59 GMT
#61
Funnytoss
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Taiwan1471 Posts
November 14 2012 07:54 GMT
#62
I have never heard of that proverb before. Perhaps if you actually knew your Chinese history/culture/language, these "females" you wish to acquire would flock to you! "Ohmagerd, he's ethnic~"

In all seriousness, if you really are in high school, don't sweat it. A lot of us have been there, done that. Most kids in high school really don't know what they're looking for yet, and very few relationships started at that point are of high quality, or last particularly long, largely because you're still in the process of understanding yourself (and the same for her), and chances are you're both going to grow up, some of your values may change, etc.
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fatfail
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States386 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-01 04:48:04
November 15 2012 05:07 GMT
#63
On November 14 2012 16:54 Funnytoss wrote:
I have never heard of that proverb before. Perhaps if you actually knew your Chinese history/culture/language, these "females" you wish to acquire would flock to you! "Ohmagerd, he's ethnic~"

In all seriousness, if you really are in high school, don't sweat it. A lot of us have been there, done that. Most kids in high school really don't know what they're looking for yet, and very few relationships started at that point are of high quality, or last particularly long, largely because you're still in the process of understanding yourself (and the same for her), and chances are you're both going to grow up, some of your values may change, etc.


Are you a master of the chinese language? Teach me the chinese history and culture.
Kong fan... <3 Stork <3 Jangbi <3 Yellow <3 Fantasy
123Viril69
Profile Blog Joined November 2012
Australia31 Posts
November 15 2012 06:21 GMT
#64
There is no secret to acquiring female.
The only truth which holds itself to be self evident is.
You do not choose female,
Female chooses you.
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
November 15 2012 07:33 GMT
#65
go up to one and talk to them
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
airtown
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States410 Posts
November 17 2012 06:00 GMT
#66
I hope the title is just a play off the Joseph Ducreux meme.
http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/news/20010430/northwoods.pdf
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
November 17 2012 17:48 GMT
#67
Get off your high horse and lower your standards a bit.

Worked like a charm for me.
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Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9030 Posts
December 31 2012 17:49 GMT
#68
Happy birthday OP!. Thx for awesome thread.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
December 31 2012 17:54 GMT
#69
hb

I hope you have successfully acquired female
Fruscainte
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4596 Posts
December 31 2012 18:01 GMT
#70
Stop thinking about it.

Want to know why people are more sociable when they get drunk?

Because they stop thinking.

The more you think about what you're saying, the more awkward you'll think it is and the less you'll say and the more awkward it will be. Just learn to let conversations flow. And stop thinking.
Erik.TheRed
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1655 Posts
December 31 2012 20:02 GMT
#71
I knew it wouldn't take too long for someone to fill in StateOfReverie's place here at the TL blog section.

Anyway, just chill out.
"See you space cowboy"
Paintbrush
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States19 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-31 21:23:53
December 31 2012 20:56 GMT
#72
Why can't I thumb shit up on Teamliquid? There's so much golden advice here this guy better make something good out of it.

Edit: why do you want to have a girlfriend in high school? Are you seeking a 'normal' social status? Do you want to relieve sexual frustration? Are you in need to be expressed physical affection? Are you succumbing to peer pressure? Once you tell us what you really want, we'll be able to give better advice.
MayorITC
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Korea (South)798 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-31 21:58:15
December 31 2012 21:55 GMT
#73
It's high school.

Be the alpha male of your group, whether that's the jocks, nerds, or whatever else clique you're a part of. And to be the alpha male, you have to be one of the following: the strongest, the smartest, or the funniest. Girls like winners, high school and beyond - the definition of what constitutes as winning changes throughout the different stages of life though. Otherwise, you're second-tier and you're going to have to settle for the second-tier "ugly" girls you look down upon.

However, before you work on your intelligence, strength or humor, I suggest you change your personality. You seem to be completely ignorant about women in general. Instead of trying to date one, start being friends with them . Don't even think about dating yet. You're not ready for it.

Befriend as many girls as possible - ugly, beautiful, rude, nice, etc., it does not matter who they are. This allows you to get a better idea of women in general. Furthermore, your initial impressions of a particular girl might change when you get to know them better. Third and last of all, when you do start getting ready to date, you'll have an easier time.

Going after one specific girl is a terrible idea. Don't listen to that advice ever. You only do that after you network with as many females as possible and have an idea of who you feel compatible with. Otherwise the entire entire process of courtship is extremely tedious if you have to do it one by one without knowing if the girl has a boyfriend already or if she's even your type. Or even worse, you just settle with that girl because it feels like the only option available to you since you spent all your energy focusing on her solely.

tldr in bold
fatfail
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States386 Posts
January 01 2013 04:47 GMT
#74
On January 01 2013 05:56 Paintbrush wrote:
Why can't I thumb shit up on Teamliquid? There's so much golden advice here this guy better make something good out of it.

Edit: why do you want to have a girlfriend in high school? Are you seeking a 'normal' social status? Do you want to relieve sexual frustration? Are you in need to be expressed physical affection? Are you succumbing to peer pressure? Once you tell us what you really want, we'll be able to give better advice.


On January 01 2013 06:55 MayorITC wrote:
It's high school.

Be the alpha male of your group, whether that's the jocks, nerds, or whatever else clique you're a part of. And to be the alpha male, you have to be one of the following: the strongest, the smartest, or the funniest. Girls like winners, high school and beyond - the definition of what constitutes as winning changes throughout the different stages of life though. Otherwise, you're second-tier and you're going to have to settle for the second-tier "ugly" girls you look down upon.

However, before you work on your intelligence, strength or humor, I suggest you change your personality. You seem to be completely ignorant about women in general. Instead of trying to date one, start being friends with them . Don't even think about dating yet. You're not ready for it.

Befriend as many girls as possible - ugly, beautiful, rude, nice, etc., it does not matter who they are. This allows you to get a better idea of women in general. Furthermore, your initial impressions of a particular girl might change when you get to know them better. Third and last of all, when you do start getting ready to date, you'll have an easier time.

Going after one specific girl is a terrible idea. Don't listen to that advice ever. You only do that after you network with as many females as possible and have an idea of who you feel compatible with. Otherwise the entire entire process of courtship is extremely tedious if you have to do it one by one without knowing if the girl has a boyfriend already or if she's even your type. Or even worse, you just settle with that girl because it feels like the only option available to you since you spent all your energy focusing on her solely.

tldr in bold


Thanks guys, I really appreciate your responses.

Paintbrush: I require a girlfriend for a variety of reasons. Pretty much all of the above, actually. You stated sexual frustration, "superior" social status, peer pressure, and physical affection; I'd like all of those!

MayorITC: Once I develop this network of females, and have selected the female in question, how do I obtain her?
Kong fan... <3 Stork <3 Jangbi <3 Yellow <3 Fantasy
iamho
Profile Joined June 2009
United States3347 Posts
January 01 2013 05:17 GMT
#75
They're called women. "Acquiring females" makes you sound like a 16 year old neckbeard on the internet.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
January 01 2013 10:18 GMT
#76
On November 15 2012 15:21 123Viril69 wrote:
There is no secret to acquiring female.
The only truth which holds itself to be self evident is.
You do not choose female,
Female chooses you.


IN MOTHER RUSSIA
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
ETisME
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
12494 Posts
January 01 2013 10:30 GMT
#77
醜女多作怪 is NOT a chinese proverb, it's a book name.
It's not "The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality.".
The book is about judging a girl's ugliness based upon their personality and why their actions are seen as 'ugly' and 66 kinds of women who men would avoid at all cost.
其疾如风,其徐如林,侵掠如火,不动如山,难知如阴,动如雷震。
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
January 01 2013 10:43 GMT
#78
On January 01 2013 06:55 MayorITC wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +

It's high school.

Be the alpha male of your group, whether that's the jocks, nerds, or whatever else clique you're a part of. And to be the alpha male, you have to be one of the following: the strongest, the smartest, or the funniest. Girls like winners, high school and beyond - the definition of what constitutes as winning changes throughout the different stages of life though. Otherwise, you're second-tier and you're going to have to settle for the second-tier "ugly" girls you look down upon.

However, before you work on your intelligence, strength or humor, I suggest you change your personality. You seem to be completely ignorant about women in general. Instead of trying to date one, start being friends with them . Don't even think about dating yet. You're not ready for it.

Befriend as many girls as possible - ugly, beautiful, rude, nice, etc., it does not matter who they are. This allows you to get a better idea of women in general. Furthermore, your initial impressions of a particular girl might change when you get to know them better. Third and last of all, when you do start getting ready to date, you'll have an easier time.

Going after one specific girl is a terrible idea. Don't listen to that advice ever. You only do that after you network with as many females as possible and have an idea of who you feel compatible with. Otherwise the entire entire process of courtship is extremely tedious if you have to do it one by one without knowing if the girl has a boyfriend already or if she's even your type. Or even worse, you just settle with that girl because it feels like the only option available to you since you spent all your energy focusing on her solely.

tldr in bold


Stop taking this thread seriously.

On January 01 2013 14:17 iamho wrote:
They're called women. "Acquiring females" makes you sound like a 16 year old neckbeard on the internet.


Stop taking this thread seriously.

On January 01 2013 19:30 ETisME wrote:
醜女多作怪 is NOT a chinese proverb, it's a book name.
It's not "The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality.".
The book is about judging a girl's ugliness based upon their personality and why their actions are seen as 'ugly' and 66 kinds of women who men would avoid at all cost.


Stop taking this thread seriously.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Split Behemoth
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
France104 Posts
January 02 2013 23:53 GMT
#79
The thing is not quantity but quality ^^. Just hunt one prey after another !
"I scout when i push" Adelscott
B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
January 03 2013 00:43 GMT
#80
You could also start by stop referring to yourself as fatfail. I'm just gonna take a guess here but I think your self esteem isn't exactly sky high. For gods sake man show some self love.
musafischer
Profile Joined November 2012
19 Posts
January 03 2013 00:49 GMT
#81
I was going to offer some advice but then I realized I am horribly qualified. The only women I've "acquired" have come on to me. Confidence is always good though.
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
January 09 2013 07:49 GMT
#82
Undergo erection training to ugly girls on fb, to lower your standards and turn into a vegetable
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
jacosajh
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
2919 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-09 11:34:53
January 09 2013 11:33 GMT
#83
From your other blog, it seems you have a skewed view of the world IMO. That is one stupid stupid stupid proverb. I wouldn't even consider it a proverb. More like something you would see on a bathroom stall. I think the complete is opposite unless you live in some crazy alternate universe. But perhaps you need to evaluate your perspective of this before continuing.

Anyways, yeah, it doesn't seem like you project yourself in a good way either. Peeing into a bathroom because it's cold outside (I don't know what it being cold outside has to do with anything) and eating a sandwich off the floor in front of people isn't within societal norms even though you think it exemplifies self-confidence.
nihoh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia978 Posts
January 09 2013 11:56 GMT
#84
5 for trollality
Dont look at the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.
fatfail
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States386 Posts
January 12 2013 04:41 GMT
#85
On January 09 2013 20:33 jacosajh wrote:
From your other blog, it seems you have a skewed view of the world IMO. That is one stupid stupid stupid proverb. I wouldn't even consider it a proverb. More like something you would see on a bathroom stall. I think the complete is opposite unless you live in some crazy alternate universe. But perhaps you need to evaluate your perspective of this before continuing.

Anyways, yeah, it doesn't seem like you project yourself in a good way either. Peeing into a bathroom because it's cold outside (I don't know what it being cold outside has to do with anything) and eating a sandwich off the floor in front of people isn't within societal norms even though you think it exemplifies self-confidence.

Perhaps it is your perception that is skewed in a desperate attempt to be politically correct. I do those things because I do them. I do them because I am swagmaster. In your attempt to rationalize your inferiority, you reject my self confidence because you envy my iconoclastic behaviors. You envy how my lymph nodes and white blood cells destroy those pathogens. You grovel as I urinate into the receptacle of my choice. Consequently, as I reach higher and higher triumphs you will revel in your self-stated superiority, justified by a sundry of baseless personal attacks. Perhaps it is not I who needs to reevaluate the world. Perhaps I have transcended your mediocrity to reach a state of bliss, in which I enjoy true superiority rather than mere fabrication. Enjoy your "moral superiority", false piety, obese women, and inability to ejaculate upon command.
Kong fan... <3 Stork <3 Jangbi <3 Yellow <3 Fantasy
danmooj1
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States1855 Posts
January 12 2013 18:53 GMT
#86
On January 12 2013 13:41 fatfail wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 09 2013 20:33 jacosajh wrote:
From your other blog, it seems you have a skewed view of the world IMO. That is one stupid stupid stupid proverb. I wouldn't even consider it a proverb. More like something you would see on a bathroom stall. I think the complete is opposite unless you live in some crazy alternate universe. But perhaps you need to evaluate your perspective of this before continuing.

Anyways, yeah, it doesn't seem like you project yourself in a good way either. Peeing into a bathroom because it's cold outside (I don't know what it being cold outside has to do with anything) and eating a sandwich off the floor in front of people isn't within societal norms even though you think it exemplifies self-confidence.

Perhaps it is your perception that is skewed in a desperate attempt to be politically correct. I do those things because I do them. I do them because I am swagmaster. In your attempt to rationalize your inferiority, you reject my self confidence because you envy my iconoclastic behaviors. You envy how my lymph nodes and white blood cells destroy those pathogens. You grovel as I urinate into the receptacle of my choice. Consequently, as I reach higher and higher triumphs you will revel in your self-stated superiority, justified by a sundry of baseless personal attacks. Perhaps it is not I who needs to reevaluate the world. Perhaps I have transcended your mediocrity to reach a state of bliss, in which I enjoy true superiority rather than mere fabrication. Enjoy your "moral superiority", false piety, obese women, and inability to ejaculate upon command.


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